Everyone was sitting quietly, not knowing what to do… But then, a dark void portal opened up. Then Tyrone and JustSagan jumped out of it.

Tyrone: "Hey everyone! I have rescued JustSagan! We can continue!"

Everyone: "Yay…"

No one seemed excited.

JustSagan: "Yes! And thank you Tyrone! This calls for a celebration."

JustSagan then ran out of the building. When he returned, he brought with him a bunch of illegal Mexican fireworks.

Pearl: "AHH! NO!"

Pearl then proceeded to run out of the room.

JustSagan: "Well that was to be expected… Anyway, let's get this party started!"

JustSagan then lit the fireworks, and they began to launch into the air. But at that moment, JustSagan realized something.

JustSagan: "Wait… Maybe lighting off fireworks in a building was bad idea… Everyone take cover!"

Everyone took what ever cover they could while the fireworks were going off, except for Yellow Pearl, who was still laying on the ground from last time.

Yellow Pearl: "Hey! Will someone help me up! I can't AHHH!"

One of the fireworks had struck Yellow Pearl, setting her ablaze. However, no one could help, or they just didn't want to.

After about 3 minutes, the fireworks had finished. Leaving the place nearly destroyed, and leaving Yellow Pearl on fire.

Yellow Pearl: "Someone help! Help!"

As Yellow Pearl continued to scream for help, the others were trying to find something to put her out with. However out of nowhere, Bernie Sanders came running in.

Bernie Sanders: "DON'T WORRY YELLOW PEARL! I'LL PUT YOU OUT!"

Bernie then whiped out his dic, and begain to furiously jerk off, and eventually, he came all over Yellow Pearl. This of course put out the flames.

JustSagan: "Thank you Bernie! You are a true American hero!"

Bernie Sanders: "ANYTIME! NOW I AM OFF TO PLAN MY NEXT PLAN SO THAT MY NEXT PLAN WILL GO EVEN BETTER THAN MY LAST PLAN, EVEN THOSE MY LAST PLAN WORKED PERFECTLY, I STILL WANT MY PLANS TO GO EVEN BETTER!"

Bernie then left.

Yellow Pearl: "How could this get any worse?"

Just as she had said that, Bernie's sperm suddenly shape shifted into another Bernie Sanders.

Sperm Bernie: "I HAVE BEEN BORN! MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS IS TO TAKE YELLOW PEARL TO A SECRET LOCATION, AND FUCK HER!"

Sperm Bernie then picked up Yellow Pearl, and ran out of the building while Yellow Pearl was screaming in both terror and anger.

Yellow Diamond: "(Happily crying) They grow up so fast…"

Johnson Jockoff: "Yes they do… Sperm is quick the grower."

JustSagan: "Yes it is. Now let's get into the stuff!"

TV Bro: "You should have a Tv Tropes page!"

JustSagan: "Interesting idea, but that's not really up to me. If im correct, Tv Trope pages are usually made by fans. So I have no power over that. Cool idea."

Emilee Hill: "I dare lapis and jasper to get married and then kill each other for some reason. idk why I said this and 1 more thing is the tyrone the same one that says iam tyrone iam here to f your wife iam just curious anyways iam done."

JustSagan: "Tyrone is actually my creation. He was first in my story, The Fall of the Watermelon Stevens, which you should read by the way. He was also in, Dipper gives blood, which you also read by the way. He will also be in another story at some point. Now… Lapis! Jasper! You know what to do!"

Lapis: "Fine… I guess we will get married…"

Jasper: "Finally! I will get some of that jail bait!"

They then help a wedding ceremony in JustSagans Garage, because the temple was obliterated by the fire works.

Tyrone: "Do you, Blue bitch, take this Orange bitch to be your dildo?

Lapis: "What did you just say?"

Tyrone: And do you, Orange bitch, take this Blue bitch to be your future divorce?"

Jasper: "Yes I… Wait what?"

Tyrone: "I now present you, lesbo rock and lesbo rock. You may now… I dont give a fuck what you do."

Tyrone then walked away.

Lapis: "Well… I guess I should throw these flowers…"

Lapis then threw the flowers, and they were immediately caught by Blue Pearl. Blue Pearl then looked around the area, but everyone else tried their best not to be seen by her, even Blue Diamond.

However, at that moment, Hank Hill drave up to the garage.

Hank Hill: "Sorry i'm late. I was trying to figure out if Emilee Hill was related to me and… Why is that Blue Pearl staring at me?"

Blue Pearl: "I guess you will do… Or maybe that Pink dog… Or both…"

Suddenly, Courage ran out of a bush, screaming at the top of his lungs, and jumped into the truck. Courage the advised Hank to drive away as fast as he could.

Hank Hill: "Now why would I… Bwaaa! She coming right at us!"

Hank then got out of there as fast as he could with Courage. However, Blue Pearl ran after them.

Lapis: "Well that was weird… Let's just finish this…"

Jasper: "Ya! Mazel Tov!"

Upon hearing this, Lapis turned angrily to Jasper.

Lapis: "Wait… Your JEWISH!"

Jasper: "Well ya I AHH!"

Jasper had been stabbed by Lapis with what appeared to be a sharpened dildo.

Jasper: "Well… Two can… Play at this game!"

Jasper then pulled out her own sharpened dildo, and stabbed Lapis in the throat.

Both of them were bleeding out at a fast rate, and both eventually died.

JustSagan: "Well… I knew they would die… But not like that!"

Tyrone: "I am so glad I was not by them when that happened..."

JustSagan: "Ya… Lets just do one more, and call it a day… So much has happened already…"

yoshi3000: "Steven, how shattered do you think your innocence is?"

Steven: "Well…"

Pearl then arrived at the garage.

Pearl: "You know, you all could have told me that we had moved to this place, I was still hiding from the fireworks…"

Steven: "Well to honest…"

Steven them put a pimp hat on, walked up to Pearl, and pimp slapped her.

Pearl: "STEVEN! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!"

Steven: "That how I kope with what has happened to me…"

Everyone then went quiet.

JustSagan: "Ya… I think it's time to call it a day… I have to go and bring Jasper and Lapis back anyway."

JustSagan then dragged Lapis and Jasper into his garage, and closed the garage door.

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