The following text has been received from 4chan by me, Waifu pillow. Enjoy.
(Side note, when in the crack void, you can only communicate with Earth through 4chan. So that is why JustSagan has been gone.)
Be me
Be a crack void creature that lives on Earth realm
One day I got bored and decided to do some retarded truth and dare thing
Goes well
Earth people love it
One day, I get dared to kill my favorite character
I like them all, so I kill all of them
After doing so, I realized that I fucked up
So I decided to go into the Crack Void, and Convince the leaders (Or leader, it's been along time) to bring them all back
I could do it myself, but it would take WAY too long
I left my sentient waifu pillow behind so that she can relay what I say on 4chan to all of you
I enter the Void
As soon as I am in, I see dark buildings, and Anime stuff, Pepe, Crack Void people, and other things that you can expect to see on 4chan
I walk around for a bit to see if I can find where the master or masters would be
As I walk around, I notice 9/10 Void chick walk by
She is holding a Dragon Dildo (That's normal around here)
I wanted to talk to her, but I had to focus on bring the others back to life
I walk around some more, get called fagot a few times (again, that's normal around here) and finally find a building entitled "Crack Void master, tits or get the fuck out"
There is a guard standing by the door
I approach the guard
"Hey, I need to get in there, can you let me in?"
The guard looks at me with a look of a man that has seen weird porn
"I can only let you in if you know the password"
I don't have time for this shit
"Just let me in you autistic shemale loving faggot!"
The guard smiles
"That is correct, you are welcome in, also, here is a complimentary dragon dildo"
The guard hands me the dragon dildo, and I walk in
The inside of the building looks like a mother basement, and smells weird
4chanitely, I am able to find the master
He is sitting at a computer in his underwear, and wearing a fedora
I walk up to him, and he immediately turns to me
I try to talk to him, but he seems to have some things to say to me
"What the fuck is wrong with these Earth faggots? Why can they not accept that Human Fluttershy's feet are the hottest out of the main six?"
Oh fuck…
"Have you ever jerked it to feet? I once did. It was kinda boring, so I decided to put a banana in my microwave, and then stick my did in it. Unfortunately, I didn't let it cool off, so I got second degree burns all over my dick."
"That sounds interesting, but I need ask you a favor"
The Void master looks at me for a moment, and then responds
"Wait… How the fuck did you get in my house?"
"Your guard let me in"
He looks at me with confusion on his face
"I don't have a guard"
Upon hearing this, I soon realise that I was now holding some random strangers dragon dildo…
"Well shit… Can you still help me?"
"I guess… But it will cost you!"
I worry what I will have to do
"I need you to help me capture Human Fluttershy. I want those feet!"
Weird… But I guess I have no other choice
"Ok ill help you, but can you first help me with my thing?"
"Ya, what do you need faggot?"
"I need you to bring a bunch of people back to life, here is a list"
He takes the list from me, and looks it over
"Thats easy! I can do that in a minute"
He then walks outside of his building (Still in his underwear I might add)
"Hey Void Harpies, I need you!"
Suddenly, a bunch of Harpies came flying to him
"I need you to bring these people back to life!"
The Harpies looked at the list, and were off
"Alright, they will bring them back to life, now let's go get those feet!"
So I am now off to help the Crack Void master to get some of Human Fluttershy's feet
MFW he is still in his underwear when we leave
MFW I realise what I got myself into