Last time on Dragons Balls Z!
JustSagan killed literally everyone. However, Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, Courage, and Hank were not around, so they were spared… We all know what us happening with Yellow Pearl, so let's see how the other three are doing.
"DRAGON DRAGON, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DRAGON'S BALLS Z YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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Hank: "Hey Pink dog, is that Blue girl still chasing us?"
Courage looked back, and noticed that Blue Pearl was gone. Courage smiled, and turned to Hank.
Hank: "Oh good, then we can finally BWAA!"
The nightmare was not over… Blue Pearl had managed to climb on top of Hanks truck, and was starting to punch a hole through the top. This put both of them in a panic, especially Courage.
Hank: "Bwaa! Bwaa! Bwaa!"
As Hank was having a bwaa attack, he began to drive off of the road, and eventually hit a tree. This caused Blue Pearl to go flying off, and it hurt Hank and Courage. However, they knew that Blue Pearl would come back for them, so they ran away from the truck, despite their injuries.
Hank: "We have to get out of here little dog! Before, BWAA!"
Courage turned around to see that Blue Pearl not only came back, but also seemed to have no injuries.
Blue Pearl: "...We… We can make this work… I just…"
As Blue Pearl stood there, Courage decided to run. Unfortunately, Hank was in a deep bwaa attack, and could not move. Courage wanted to help him, but he new that it was all over for Hank.
Blue Pearl: "...Lets just go…"
Blue Pearl then grabbed Hank by his balls, and began to drag him into the woods. The pain had caused Hank to snap out of his bwaa attack, but he was powerless to escape.
Hank: "NOOOOOOOOOooooooooo…"
This was all Courage could hear as he ran away.
Courage continued to run, and eventually found his way back to JustSagan's garage. However, he saw that everyone had been killed, and that JustSagan was holding some kind of dark AK-47.
JustSagan: "Hmm… I need to find those other four, or else I will never be able to…"
JustSagan stopped talking when he noticed that Courage was looking at him. They stared at each other for a moment. Eventually, JustSagan decided to break the silence.
JustSagan: "Sooooo… Where are the other two… Wait… I think I already know…"
The two then stood their in silence… Finally…
JustSagan: "Hey to do this… But…"
JustSagan then pointed his gun at Courage. Courage was so scared, he couldn't even move.
JustSagan: "Before I do this… Emille Hill wanted me to tell you that you are her very best friend! Ok... bye bye."
JustSagan then shot Courage down, killing him instantly.
JustSagan: "That sucked… I really didn't want to kill him… Oh well, a dare is a dare…"
JustSagan looked at Courage's body for a moment, then remembered that he had to kill three more.
JustSagan: "Ok! Now I wonder where Blue and Hank went..."
JustSagan sat there for a moment. He had no idea how he would track down someone like Blue Pearl… But then it hit him.
JustSagan: "Ah! I know what to do… HEY BLUE! YOUR DOG IS DEAD!"
A few seconds latter, Blue Pearl came running out of the woods, holding a naked passed out Hank Hill by the nuts, and ran up to Courage with tears in her eyes. JustSagan then grabbed some yellow paint, and dumped it on Blue Pearl.
JustSagan: "Alright… Let's see if this works…"
As Blue Pearl was crying over Courage, she suddenly heard something running up to her from behind.
Bernie: "TIME FOR SOME MORE FUCKING YELLOW PEARL!"
Bernie then rammed his dick into Blue Pearls ass. However, Blue Pearl was able to quickly get the dick out of her ass, and jumped into a defensive stance.
Bernie: "HMMM… IT LOOKS LIKE I WILL NEED SOME HELP! SON! COME TO ME!"
Sperm Bernie then run came out of nowhere, and ran up to his dad.
Sperm Bernie: "WHAT IS IT FATHER!"
Bernie: "I NEED YOUR HELP! YELLOW PEARL HAS GROWN STRONGER!"
Sperm Bernie looked at his dad in confusion.
Sperm Bernie: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I HAVE YELLOW PEARL RIGHT HERE!"
Sperm Bernie then pulled Yellow Pearls nearly lifeless body out of his pants.
As the confusion between the three continued, JustSagan executed the final part of his plan.
JustSagan: "Alright! VOID! I CALL UPON YOU!"
Suddenly, a void hole ripped through the sky.
JustSagan: "Now… VOID BOMB! ATTACK!"
A giant dark bomb then came out of the Void, and hit the ground with such force that it wiped out all life in the area. JustSagan was part of the Void, so he was immune.
JustSagan: "Alright! Everyone is now dead! Yay! Wait… That's not good… I will have to contact the Crack fic Void rulers to fix this… SEE YOU ALL NEXT TIME!"
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Sorry for another short story… Crazy week.
But don't worry! I will hopefully have something longer for the next chapter! See you all next time!
