In Under One Hundred Words

by Wolf Blossom

How much damage can the shard hunters do in 100 words or less? Series of one shot drabbles. CHALLENGE series: challenge me on a scenario and I'll try to accomplish it in 100 words or less.

2. Miroku Gets Hit On

Challenged by: MaN6Al0v3r
Scenario: Miroku gets hit by every member of the gang at least once
Word count: 100 words

Miroku Gets Hit On-

Miroku stroked Sango's behind during lunch. She punched him, making him keel over.

"Stupid pervert," she muttered. The others watched the twitching monk; Kagome wanted to check if he died.

"Miroku?"

She felt a caress on her butt and slapped him. "Idiot!" She scolded. Shippo doubled in laughter but stopped when a rock hit him on the head.

"MIROKU YOU MEANIE!" Shippo summoned fox fire. Miroku tried to put out the fire but he ran over Kirara's tail and tripped on Inuyasha. Kirara scratched Miroku in pain and Inuyasha kicked him for not watching where he was going.

"Stupid monk."

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Thank you for the challenges! Keep them coming, me and my best friend are picking and choosing the ones that'll be the hardest but funniest to do!