Well, would you look at that! All of you biatches… And biastards, thank you, decided to return! Good for you, good indeed… What will I be reading tonight? Oh, dear audience, tonight I will show how with the power of changing one small detail, the whole story could gain a new direction! … I'm not fucking with you, listen!... Good dog… I mean boy, yes boy.

Now, as previously mentioned, no names calling and certainly no interrupting while I'm story telling… I can, you can't… Also, there might be some mentions of illegal food trafficking, money laundering, most of the seven deadly sins, nymphomanism, fairy talesm, alcoholism, reverse zoophilism, zoophilism, despotism, crackism, gambleism, drugism, sadism and bitchism; but you already know that, right?

Good, on with the motherfu… I mean story, yes story.

Across the seven seas, beyond the seven breezes, over the seven forests, around the seven hills, in a valley big as a mountain a village grunted. Eeer, I mean, lay. In this village lived many beings know to us as humans; every single one different from the other.

The people, thus the village, were ruled by three families which shared the same amount of love for their home town, but not the power.

The weakest of the three was certainly the Hyuga's; a family divided into two houses- the Main and the Branch one. The Hyuga family was in charge of overseeing the business their village had with the outside (e.g. import, export) and for centuries, they have done a swell job. The village never lacked in materials needed for survival because of them, so they worshiped the dirt they walked on.

The second in command were Uchiha's; an even bigger family than Hyuga's and even more respected. Well, not that much respected as feared. The Uchiha's were in charge of the village's police and military forces. Right in the center of the village stood a proud and tall building, marked with their family's symbol; a red and white fan. Which, to your dear D Authoress looked like a poke-ball, but who cares? They were a big family, and their numbers itself could make a small, decent village.

The first and most loved family was Senju, in which many outsiders mingled so there were hardly pureblooded, but the people still saw them as Senju's. Officially, they were the leaders of the village, titled Hokage, and stood high above everybody else. Unofficially, they took care of the paperwork. Because of the lousiness of their job which tended to make their heads blow, they tried to push it somebody (ANYBODY!) else. But the villagers would have none of that, so they were stuck.

The current leader-Hokage, was a beautiful maiden in her fifties, but looked like she just turned thirty, was Tsunade Senju. Her most trustful advisors (the bane of her life) were Hyuga Hiashi and Uchiha Fugaku, the previously mentioned family's heads. The three spent their days lazing around in the highest tower in the village, biting each other's heads of. It would all end in one nasty battle- Hiashi out cold, Fugaku doing paper work and Tsunade out in one of the villages most visited gamble house. Peachy, isn't it?

Now, let us follow not-so-little Miss not-so-sunshine for a second, while she makes her way, striding proudly (and tipsy, mind you) through the streets of the village she commanded. Her final target was 'Rooster' of course, a prized and most visited gamble house, where the patron would blissfully wait for her legendary bad fortune to kick in and earn him some soon to be well spent money.

Now, let's get back to the grumbling Uchiha and passed out Hyuga- ah, they're cool, moving on! Hmm, there is the stoic young Uchiha heir, Itachi-smoking-hot-sama, sexy-gazing his way into the heart of one blonde Senju (still not certain about that one). Due to Fugaku having a strange, but highly alerting epiphany about what will happen if he dared oppose his oldest son's wishes about whom he was going to marry, the unwritten rule about not mingling with other families was officially rubbed off from their mind/hearts/papers/and so.

It took them by surprise by how many Uchiha's took the news well; they organized an actual party for it. It turned out most of them were dating either civilians or suspicious Senju's. Fugaku cried for nights, his wife swearing she heard him mumbling 'Forgive me, uncle!'.

It was quite the irony that the said uncle of his was currently chasing after a fiery red head Senju in the afterlife. Probably the reason Fugaku still cried.

It would all be swell and lovely; if not for the sudden disappearance of his youngest son. OK, not that much disappearance as never returning from his training in the hills.

A tall black-haired boy (teen) going by the name of Sasuke Uchiha, was peacefully lying down on a piece of grass; enjoying the light breeze and shade of the tree. When all of a sudden, he was startled from his well-deserved nap by a loud yell of:

"Crap, I'm late!" His eyes opened and unbelievingly stared at the hoping brunette that ran past him. Wait, were those… rabbit ears! Oh God, they were! And what was that on his cheeks? Triangles?

"Shit, that psycho is going to behead me!"

Sasuke decided to follow the strange creature; it wasn't like it could hurt him, right? He was a fifteen old boy, in the prime of his youth, and much stronger than some rabbit hybrid. All that, and he was bored. Truly and utterly bored; so much that he contemplated going home if nothing interesting caught his eye. Now it did! He silently tagged behind him, taking care not to be notice; that was, until the hybrid creature disappeared.

"What the… ?" His obsidian eyes looked over the terrain and located a big hole somewhere near where the hybrid vanished. Should he? I mean, yes this was very interesting, but then again, it could be highly lethal…

A strong push from behind and he was spiraling through the darkness, all the while trying and succeeding in not bursting his own ear drums. After a while of checking his underwear (dry!) he noticed something very weird about it. No, not the underwear, the falling. It lasted way to long, for one.

What welcomed him was a harsh ground, burst of colors and the crushing pain in his butt. That- and a bunch of giggling going around the air.

"Dammit!" He allowed himself to slip of the Uchiha mask.

"It seems like…"

"… We have a guest." Sasuke quickly stood on his legs, albeit awkwardly and painfully, and looked between the two impassive faces of redheads; they were standing right in front of him in an identical looking striped clothing. Looking suspiciously like sailors to Sasuke- not that he ever saw one. What was more important, both were holding guns (four and more counting), their eyes narrowing at him.

The one standing left spoke:

"What…" then the other continued, making Sasuke's head and attention bounce to him.

"… should…" now left.

"… we…" and right.

"… do…" and left.

"… with…" and right.

"… him…" left.

"… I…" right

"… wonder?"

Sasuke's head felt like spinning, but an Uchiha never shows his weakness, so he was entrusted not to show one either. The twins turned to each other, staring back for a while, before nearing their pray (Sasuke) and promptly knocking him out cold with the back of their shiny and highly dangerous weapons.

Few! What, can't a girl take a break? … You know how I am about reading in public… Oh, you don't. Well, not well, not well at all… Now, where are my refreshments? Ah, yes, gracias muchacho!... or something like that, I'm not that keen on Spanish… Yes I know some words, but it goes like 'Dame un cigarillo' and 'Tengo hambre!' … Or something… Ah, let's not forget 'patatas fritas' the first thing I learned in Barca! … Ahem, I'm boring you, am I?

… Eeeeerrr, let's continue!

The exact moment when our young hero opened his eyes can't be known for sure; it was a daytime, but then again, it was a daytime when he was knocked out, right? The sun seemed to be in the same position, if it's any comfort.

He blinked once. Then he blinked again. And just to make sure, he blinked once more.

He was sitting in a not that much comfy chair (a wooden one, with carved leaves thingies) by the table; which was full of tea cups, dangos and some other eatable (?) things. The raven raised his head to be welcomed by the sight of another rabbit hybrid- it was also a brunette, but instead the one he followed here, it had warm, brown eyes, hair tied in a high ponytail and a scar across his nose bridge. On his head two brownish rabbit ears could be found, one tilted just slightly. And he was looking at him, smiling softly.

"Hello, dear. How are you feeling?" Sasuke decided to answer that, seeing as the hybrid had no ill intentions towards him. And he looked too weak.

"I feel like somebody split my head in two." Iruka let a nervous chuckle; confirming Sasuke's suspicions about how exactly he got here.

"You have to forgive Gaara-dum and Sasori-dee. They are a bit socially… stunned." 'No shit, Sherlock.' "Anyways, I'm the March Hare, Iruka." He stood up and bowed a little, before sitting down again.

"I am Sasuke Uchiha." He said, hoping to make some impact. None, by now. Iruka smiled again.

"Sasuke, welcome to Launderworld." The what? It seemed like Iruka knew what was passing through the troubled raven's mind, so he added:

"Umm, here the normal job is anything that has to do with laundering money." What the… Was this some MafiaLand? KHR shit?

"We were thinking about naming it Mabworld, but it sounded so much… nobler, like this." Where the fuck was he?

"Maa maa, did our guest wake up already?" Sasuke flinched, his gaze meet the one of a grey one. Literally one, the guy in front of him wore a blue scarf, covering his whole face, and his colorful hat was over his left eye; the only thing visible on his face was the right one. He was dressed in a green and blue suit, making Sasuke wanting to gag at the colors. So far, there were no ears, tails or anything to indicate he wasn't human. The colorblind dude U-smiled (you all know what I mean) towards Sasuke, before taking a seat next to Iruka.

"Good, for a second I thought the twins killed you." Sasuke grumbled something under his breath, noticing how the colorblind dude kept towering over the slightly blushing Iruka.

"Sasuke, meet Kakashi the Hatter." The now identified man smirked, his face practically in Iruka's. That's when Sasuke noticed one little thing about the hat…

"The hell? Is that a book?" Kakashi turned to him, pulling out the book from the brim.

"Ah yes, the valuable Icha Icha Paradise." He was listing the book while talking. "Quite hard to find nowadays…"

"That's because there are only five copies." Iruka scoffed. Kakashi nodded, his whole face engrossed in the orange book. Sasuke rolled his eyes; how the hell did he end up with this weirdo?

"Tea Sasuke?" Iruka offered, already holding a steaming cup. Sasuke took it, figuring it couldn't hurt.

The tea was tasteless but warm, so he kept sipping in silence; with Iruka beeping and blushing, and Kakashi reading and grinning. He reckoned Kakashi was feeling up the rabbit under the table. The weirdest tea party ever. Not that he had any before, but still…

Finally, after half an hour of awkward silence, Kakashi closed the book; meaning, the talk is starting.

"I'm thinking you're not from around here, right?" Sasuke nodded, knowing this is how conversations about problem with solution nearby started. This suited him just fine. "I'm thinking, you are from the world beyond the Hole." What kind of name was that? Never mind, he will not indulge himself in that conversation.

"Yes, I followed a rabbit with tattoos on his face here."

"The Inuzuka Rabbit." Supplied Iruka and squeaked again.

"Ah, yes Kiba." It was so easy to see the plan formulating behind those/that grey eye.

"Do you know how can I return home?" He did have some plans like going back to the village. His days were packed with sulking, running from his fan girls and so, he was a busy person.

Kakashi's eye twinkled.

"I might." Ah, there it was.

"Of course. How can I repay your service?" Sasuke said sarcastically.

"You see, there are only five copies of this book," He waved the orange one around. "And I myself am a great fan of it. A collector, if you will." 'Collector, my ass! You only had one!'

Iruka's looks darkened.

"If I think what you're implying…" Kakashi grinned.

"I would appreciate it if you gather the rest for me." Of course that's what he wanted; normal people would ask for money, but it seems for these money launders, such thing was unnecessary.

"And where can I find them?" Kakashi grinned again.

"I knew you would see things my way. You would have to convince their owners to give them to you." Sasuke huffed; he hated talking when it wasn't a must.

"Who are these owners?" Iruka supplied him with answer.

"The Duchess Sakura holds one, she lives quite nearby." Meaning, she's the first on the list. "Then, there's Caterpillar Shikamaru. Give him some smoke, and he'll comply." What the fuck did he get himself into? "Kiba also holds one- you can play the guilt card with him." He smirked; he knew how to do that. "The Queen, Karin, is keeping one- it seems the author himself gave it to her mother. That one should be hard." Meaning: steal. There, Iruka stopped and looked back at Kakashi. His silver haired lover nodded, before continuing.

"And, finally…"

"You said there were five." Sasuke chimed in. If one was with him, and the four rest with those people, then that meant…

"Ah yes, but you see… There is special edition copy that the author wrote just before his parting." Sure, whatever flows your boat. "To get that one will be the hardest part." What, was it buried with the guy? Iruka sighed, giving Kakashi a nasty eye.

"Is that one really needed, Kakashi? You know he treasures it…"

"I realize how much that books means to him, Iruka, but he doesn't even read it!"

"Thank God for that…" mumbled the rabbit hybrid.

"And he won't lend it to me! Such impudence!" Iruka's eyes narrowed.

"If you got your hands on it, you would never give it back." Kakashi pondered for a second; maybe less.

"True. But still; it's a work of art, made to be enjoyed by minds like mine!"

"Who are we talking about?" Sasuke asked, confused by this outburst. Kakashi turned to him.

"The brat." He said simply.

"The who?" Iruka nudged Kakashi in the stomach.

"Naruto is Jiraya-sama's godson." Who's Jiraya?

"The writer." Oh.

"Finding him won't be simple; he likes to… wander a lot." Iruka said carefully. "I haven't seen him for the last three months…" He added his eyes saddening. "He used to come here daily, banter with Kakashi, trade weapons with the twins and drink tea with me…" Kakashi was patting his head, comforting his lover.

"Anyways!" Kakashi yelled, finishing the sob moment there. "You have to convince him to give you the book, if you want to find your way home!"

Sasuke grumbled again, knowing this will be way too much troublesome.

Somewhere not that far, a caterpillar sneezed.

And so, the young Uchiha started his adventure, bravely heading towards his destination- the Duchess's house; a big, pink mansion, an hour of walk away from the Tea Garden. He was warmly welcomed inside by an old lady- he guessed his looks paid off for something. He wasn't cursed with this pretty face for something, it seemed.

Sasuke started the blinking ritual all over again- pink hair? Seriously? C'mon!

"Ah, you must be the newest visitor, Sasuke!" Said the wide-forehead pinkette in an equally shockingly pink dress; she was holding a pink tea cup in her hands, sending him a flirty smile. God no!

Damn you Kakashi, you set me up with a fan girl!

"Yes, your ladyship." She smiled, bobbing her head a little.

"The Hatter already notified me about your circumstances…" Then why the heck did he have to come here? "I would have liked if we had more time to chat, but unfortunately, I have made some engagements earlier this month." That worked for him just great!

He stood there, with a fake smile plastered on his face, waiting for the orange book to be thrown at him. She smiled, her lips barely curling up, before beckoning a servant.

"In exchange for the book, I expect of you to do me a little favor…" Of course nothing was free here… Then again, nothing was free back home too. A servant entered, pale raven, with a creepy smile across his face.

"Milady?"

"Sai, would you mind taking this fine gentleman to Ino's room?" He nodded, before bowing down to Sasuke.

"Follow me, sire." Sasuke stepped out of the parlor right behind him, but not before he heard a cherubic voice exclaim:

"Sakura-chan!~"

He decided to pay it no mind, even if it was the most beautiful voice he ever heard, and followed Sai upstairs. Entering a purple decorated room, Sai showed him to a crib.

"You are expected to spend twenty minutes in total with Baby Ino." With that, he exited the room.

Carefully approaching the crib, he pondered how the heck did he get suckered into babysitting a… Pig?

There, in the crib, laid a small, blonde haired and blue eyed pig; dressed in a purple mini dress. What the heck?

The pig named Ino (really? I mean, really?) sent him a blank look; it lasted for about two to three minutes, before it grunted and turned to the other side. Clearly, it wasn't interested in Sasuke. He felt, strangely, offended. What, the pig's too good for him? He scowled washing those thoughts away; if the pig didn't liked his company that was cool.

For the next twenty minutes, before Sai came that is, the two spent their time ignoring each other; Ino dozing off in her crib and Sasuke brooding into space.

When he reached the parlor again, Sakura was standing there, looking happier that before, now holding an orange book. She gave it to Sasuke, still smiling.

"Thank you for your help, the meeting that took place was really refreshing from babysitting my daughter." That thing was her daughter? Wow!

"You're welcome, milady." She waved her hand dismissingly:

"No need for that. Now, I understood from Hatter you seek other books as well?" He confirmed that. "The Caterpillar's residence is but an hour away, in the forest. While you search for him, make sure to pick some of the green spotted mushrooms." He didn't want to ask why he would need them; it was obviously that smoke Kakashi mentioned.

"Thank you for your hospitality, milady." Making his bows, Sasuke quickly left the pink Manor.

It was easy to find mushrooms, and even easier to locate the Caterpillar; he was sitting on the giant green mushroom, smoking a hookah. The second he spotted Sasuke, his mouth opened and the smoke molded into a shaky 'Troublesome'.

Sasuke barely contained his snort of amusement.

"Man, what a drag… You here for the book?" The sleepy voice of the brunette asked.

"Yeah, Kakashi said he'll send me home if I give him the rest of copies." Shikamaru, if Sasuke remembered well, yawned.

"Troublesome. Here." He said, throwing him yet another one. Sasuke, seeing his curious and expectant look, gave him a couple of mushrooms he picked nearby.

"Shikaaaaa!~" That same melodious voice ringed around them. Out of nowhere, thin air to be precise, a blonde figure appeared. It was finely muscled, lean and well-tanned; but what interested Sasuke more was that round ass and a fluffy, golden tail coming out of it. "I need a new shipment of…" He turned around, noticing the quest. Sasuke was assaulted by the clearest blue eyes he ever saw, peaking at him, obviously interested.

"Ah!" He exclaimed, and Sasuke's knees buckled. His eyes glinted amusedly. "You must be the outsider Sakura-chan mentioned!" So he was the engagement the Duchess had while he was there. Sasuke's smoldering gaze swallowed the blonde up and down; at last, something interesting. The blonde was wearing tight, black leather; with a choker around his neck. He looked so deliciously… ukeish. Quite fine for him, indeed.

"Hn." Sasuke grunted, not able to say anything else. Shikamaru sighed.

"Why are you here?" The blonde turned, his cat ears twitching.

"Oh!" Again with that hotness spreading in his body… "I need a new shipment of those meds." Shikamaru rolled his eyes, before extracting a package from his pocket and throwing it to the blonde. "Thanks Shika!~"

The blonde whipped his body around and gave a wide grin; his whiskers starching on his face.

"See you around, outsider!" His body started disappearing gradually; the only thing left behind was his grin- which too left too soon. Sasuke was left gapping at the empty space, not believing his eyes.

"What was that?" He asked Shikamaru, who was back at smoking his hookah.

"That was the Cheshire Cat." He said simply and without further ado, passed out.

OK, I need another break, this shit is too long… *Huff* *Gulp* … OK, I'm good. Moving on.

And so, Sasuke continued his search for the books, all the way on his voyage wondering about the sinful looking blonde that made his blood boil and heart thump wildly. It took him half a day to arrive at the big looking castle; where he sat down in the shade and pondered how the heck it was still a day time? And that is when he chanced a meeting upon the Inuzuka Rabbit.

"Hey you!" He yelled, disturbing the brunette hybrid from his hoping around the rose garden. Kiba turned confusedly, spotted Sasuke and hoped to him.

"What?" He all but growled. Sasuke frowned:

"Don't what me. It's all your fault I'm in this shitty world…" He was playing the guilt card good, for Kiba's face paled right when he said it.

"Oh shit man! You're the outsider?"

"My name is Sauske, thank you." Kiba started flapping his arms around widely.

"Oh crap, man, I'm so sorry I dunno how…" Sasuke smirked; gottcha!

"Look, can you give me some stupid orange book?" Here, Kiba's face fell back into confusion. "Kakashi said he'll send me back if I gather the rest.." Kiba's mouth stretched into a grateful grin.

"No prob man!" He digged around his messenger bag which Sauske noticed just now, before pulling it out with 'Aha!' and handing it to the smirking raven.

"Here, bro, it's not like I need it." Sasuke's eyebrow rose, but he asked no questions. Well, not about that.

"Say, do you know Cheshire Cat?" The Rabbit nodded enthusiastically.

"Who doesn't man? Half of the guys are nuts about him… Not me though! I have my Hina-chan!" Kiba was one lucky guy he said this in time, for Sasuke would pulverize him if he didn't. He waited silently for him to continue. "He's a real deal, y'know?" No he didn't, but he nodded affirmatively. "I mean yeah, the Queen's an official big boss, but he's the one leading the business." Here, Sasuke's eyebrows furrowed.

"You mean that laundering stuff?" Kiba bobbed his head.

"Laundering money, weapon trafficking, drug selling… y'know, things like that." Great- the hot and smoky blonde was a Mob Boss. Lovely.

"We all thought he was gonna end up dead one day, with all that back-talking to the Queen. But man!" Kiba yelled. "He's like, untouchable!" Sasuke smirked; oh, he'll touch him all right.

Saying his thanks, Sasuke proceed to the castle, where the last orange book laid. All that was left for him after this was to convince the Naruto guy to hand over his, and he'll be home in no time!

Just about when he was thinking along those lines, a wide, recognizable grin appeared in the thin air.

"Ah!" Goddammit, calm yourself down Sasuke! "It's the outsider!~" The blonde's face appeared, now without the grin.

"Cheshire Cat." He replied, containing himself from jumping that smoking hot body.

"You're just in time for a trial!" Trial, what trial? The Cat beckoned him to follow him, leading him into the castle. "Our dearest Queen is holding one; it seems like somebody stole her cookies." From his mischievous smile, Sasuke could bet his life he did it.

"Of with his head!" A loud pitch voice was heard. The Blondie and Sasuke entered the court room from the back, mingling with people (and hybrids alike) in the crowd. Sasuke could recognize Kakashi and Iruka, standing not far from them; Sakura, Ino and Sai too were there, conversing with Kiba and blue haired girl. Shikamaru, figures, was not there, obviously too lazy/sleepy/passed out to come. A bunch of others he didn't recognize, but why did that matter? The Cat was here, standing closely beside him, chuckling.

"That's the offended, Knave Suigetsu." He looked in the center of the room, where a pale blue headed male, with pointy teeth was frowning.

"You can't behead me, mother." A pair of redheads (though the guy was more orange) stared at him dumbly. The man turned to the woman:

"True, my Queen. He is our son." Ah, so their Majesties. Speaking of redheads, where were the twins.

The lithe body pressed into his, sending chills through his one; who cares about those idiots? The Cat was here, pressing into him nicely… Ah, he smelled like strawberries… Maybe if he sniffed a little…

"And besides, I didn't eat them." A heated murmur passed through the room unsettling the Queen.

"Silence!" It stopped. "Who ate them then? Duchess?" Sakura paled.

"Oh no, your Majesty, I was not here for your game- I arrived shortly before the trial." The Queen frowned.

"Then Hatter! March Hare!" Kakashi stepped forward, giggling.

"Well, your Majesty, seeing as Iruka and I were busy in the barn.." Iruka and half of the mass, including the Queen, blushed furiously.

"Then… Cheshire!" The Cat chuckled, everyone's attention turning to him. "Did you touch my dessert?" The blonde shrugged.

"And if I did?" A horrified gasp was heard. The Queen started turning redder and redder, from anger Sasuke presumed.

"Off with his head!" The two guards started nearing them and that's when the Cat grinned. His body dissolved, leaving only his head visible in the air.

"Dear Queen, how will you behead bodiless head?" To this, everybody's eyes widened; King and Queen started whispering something between them; the Knave Suigetsu giving thumbs up to the Cat. Sasuke grimaced; who the fuck was he to make moves on his Cat? Mind you, the Cat was not his… Yet.

So, with the thought of impressing the Cat set in his mind, he spoke:

"Why does it matter who ate a few measly cookies?" Again with that gasp. The bewildered look of Queen's settled on him. And just about when she was to say 'Off with his head!' her eyes took that oh-so known look to Sasuke.

"Well, crap."

"Who are you, beautiful stranger?" Her eyes, now hearts, were unblinkingly watching his every move.

"An outsider, my Queen." The Cat said, amused by Sasuke's outburst. Sasuke, albeit glad the Cat was paying attention to him, still wished for his body to turn back; so he can ogle him, of course.

"His name is Sasuke Uchiha." Supplied Kakashi. Was it just Sasuke, or did the Cat's eyes sparkle at his name?

The Cat threw a look at the Queen, who was intent on swallowing Sasuke with her love-struck eyes, and then gave a grin to the raven.

Great, he's gone. What now?

Oh, yeah the book. He cringed, thinking of having to converse with the crazy Queen. No way in hell will he do that! Maybe, later at night, he'll sneak up and steal it. Yes, that sounded like a good plan. He quickly high tailed out of the castle

Hiding behind the bushes of half white, half red roses, he relaxed. Why was he cursed by this thing again?

"Sasuke-kun…~" He buckled, he really did. Looking up, a bit shakily, he saw the grin.

"Cheshire…"

"Please…" The blonde appeared, handing him the orange book which he took from the Queen. 'So that's where he went!' Sasuke thought, his shoulders relaxing visibly. "Call me Naruto." Mmm, Naru… Wait, what?

"You're Naruto?" The blonde nodded.

"You're Jiraya's godson?" Again, the nod.

"You're the one from whom I'm supposed to get the special edition?" Here, he grinned evilly. Looking hotter than he ever did, Sasuke concluded.

After a minute of silence, Naruto grew bored.

"What are you thinking about?" Sasuke shrugged.

"About how to make you fork it over?" Naruto grinned yet again- but thankfully, didn't disappear.

"And? What's you strategy?" Sasuke raised his eyes, burning them into the crystal blues.

"Something along the lines of fucking you senseless until you submit to me." An electrical something passed around them, the two looking at each other intently; none wanting to break it. Finally, after what seemed like centuries, Naruto giggled. God, he was such a uke! 'My uke, soon enough.' Sasuke proudly thought.

"That's a quite good plan you got there, Sasuke-kun."

"Glad you agree." He whispered and jumped the blonde, who kept chuckling between the kisses making his partner groan in satisfaction.

One heated make-out and other things session later

"So…" Sasuke said, tucking his shirt in. Naruto stood in front of him, zipping up his leather pants.

"Am I supposed to give you the book now?" He asked, with an arched eyebrow. Sasuke frowned; that was not what he wanted to ask. Right now, he didn't even want to go home, not without the sexy blonde.

At his scowling face, Naruto chuckled.

"Relax, I'll give it. It's not like I have any interest in it; those books are boring as hell, not to mention perverted much." Perverted, huh? "Not for us, trust me." Bugger. "I just didn't want to give it to Kakashi before, 'coz I enjoy torturing him." Sasuke could agree with that.

"But wasn't it a memento from your dead godfather?" Naruto cocked an eyebrow; again, Sasuke noted.

"What are you talking about? Jiraya's not dead." OK, now he was confused. Didn't Kakashi say… ?

"He's in your world, idiot." What what, in the butt?

Naruto clasped his hands, nodding thoughtfully.

""Yeah, we came here when I was five… Well, actually, we wandered in."

Wait, so Naruto was actually from his world? Possibly from his village? Maybe human? Not that he minded the tail and ears, they were quite erotic…

"Get your mind off your libido for a sec here." Naruto growled. Sasuke gulped.

"Anyways, it took us years to find a way home. He went back, said the girls were better on the other side." Sasuke frowned.

"And you? Why'd you stay?" Naruto sighed.

"Well, I grew up here, right? My tails and ears prove it. I couldn't just leave like that." Fuck that, if he came before, they could've met years before; and start with this relationship sooner than later.

"Not before I took care of things here. And why me, bastard? You could've come here before, also." What the… Is he reading his mind? "You're face says it all, bitch." Sasuke's eyes narrowed.

"If anybody's a bitch…"

"I'm uke- you're a bitch." Sasuke's eyes glared a little bit more, before he complied. He could work with that. Naruto smiled gently, his fingers brushing the stray of raven hair from Sasuke's face.

"So… Will you be coming back?" Naruto thought of it for a bit; which Sasuke hated. He's supposed to say yes right away, not think about it!

"I think I will… But, I have to do something first."

"What?" Sasuke said his tone softer and happier. Right on cue, the castle exploded in pieces. Naruto grinned.

"Done." Sasuke could only gape.

Thankfully, there was nobody in the castle- Iruka and Kakashi warned them about what will happen. Sasuke and Naruto presented the silver Hatter with five books, to which he cried joyfully. One tearful goodbye later (Iruka) and a warning shot (Gaara-dum and Sasori-dee) they were off. Surprisingly, Kakashi simply muttered some words and harsh air sucked them up.

When they both woke up under the same shade Sasuke napped before he ventured to Launderworld, Naruto still had his ears and tail; which he gladly approved of, Sasuke agreeing instantly. They also found out he kept that annoying, to Sasuke at least, habit of disappearance.

Sasuke really shouldn't have been surprised when he found out Naruto was a Senju- his great, great grandmother being Tsunade's grandmother, Mito. Not to mention his father, who was the Fourth Hokage- meaning a Senju. But he was, and for the first time in his life, he fainted- elegantly, naturally.

We could say everything went well from then on- if you didn't count a horde of hormone driven teens chasing after Naruto and mostly of them being Uchiha's. Not to mention Tsunade proclaiming Naruto Sixth Hokage, due to him having experience with 'bossing around', and dumping all the work to him; fleeing to what she called, a well-deserved vacation. Thus, cutting half of Sasuke's time with Naruto, to which the raven responded with trashing third of the village on his rampage. And seriously maiming half of the population.

So there you have it, my dearest audience, another story is closed. Did you enjoy it? … I know it's a little bit twisted… Ok, largely, but it's a mix! A crossover which will not be put like that… Yes, you can take the cookies… And the mushrooms… No I will not tell you where I got it… Maybe, I'll have to write… I mean find another story… We'll see when… Freaking bastard! My mushrooms are delicious! Come 'ere and say that to my face!

"The fuck man… She's gotta be on some meds…"

"She is."

"Really? Who's her doc?"

"Dude."

"What?"

A/N: And I am- thought on the nerves replenishment ones, nothing serious.