A/N: So I'm glad everyone enjoyed the first story! SUPERDUPER SPECIAL thanks to Leopardlover1002, WordNerb93 (Yes, I totally agree, Ferb knows the power of words!), Fletcher-inator, BroadwayFanGirl91 (yes, blueberries :D), and Stinkfly3 for the reviews! I hope you all keep them coming, they are like little presents that I get!
I'd like to make this episode super-duper special and dedicated it to my friend, RheaSunshine because, like Isabella, it's her birthday! :) And I know she loves Phineas and Ferb (maybe even more than me!)
I also don't own anything :(
So stick with us cuz Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
MOM! PHINEAS AND FERB ARE MAKING ATITLE SEQUENCE!
*guitar riff*
"Hey Ferb, what are we gonna do today?" Phineas asked his brother.
His brother shrugged. Candace walked into the backyard. "He-llooo brothers! Guess who just got Isabella the best birthday present ever!"
*violins screech*
"ISABELLA'S BIRTHDAY?" Phineas screamed.
"Um, dur," Candace replied, "Tomorrow. Don't you remember the birthday of your best friend?"
Phineas looked at Ferb, "What did we get Isabella last year?" Ferb looked into the sky.
Flashback!
"Happy Birthday, Isabella!" Phineas shouted.
"Oh, Phineas!" Isabella cooed, "Thank you so much!" She gave her friend a huge hug. Behind her was a huge cake, a flying bouncy house, a tower made out of Fireside Girl cupcakes and patches, and a pink little house.
"Now we just have to top it next year," Phineas laughed.
End flashback!
"We have to top last year!" Phineas announced.
"Well, good luck!" Candace teased, "Only another girl could get her a better present than you guys did."
"What did you get her?" Phineas asked.
"The new Justine Beaver CD," Candace bragged. "Just make sure whatever you do, you don't mess with my stuff!"
"Hmmm… Only another girl, huh?" Phineas said, "Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!" He shrugged and looked around, "Where's Perry?"
Dooby dooby doo wah dooby dooby doo wah
Perry slipped into Phineas and Ferb's room and jumped on Ferb's bed three times. Ferb's video game trophy opened at the top and Perry jumped in.
"Good morning, Agent P," Major Monogram said, "Doofinshmirtz is spending the day wreaking havoc at a father-son picnic in the park. Make sure that he doesn't ruin good times for fathers and sons all over the Tri-State area!"
Perry tipped his hat and jumped into his hover car. "Major Monogram," Carl said, "You were supposed to take me to that!"
"Carl," Major Monogram replied, "I am not your father!"
Perry!
"So we have a little bit of sugar, a little bit of spice, and pretty much everything nice," Phineas said, "I think we're ready to get into the chamber!" he ran into the chamber with Ferb and they flipped a switched. The chamber fogged up and the door swung open.
"We look…" Phineas started, his voice about an octave higher.
"Like girls," Ferb finished.
Phineas wore a dress of white and orange stripes. Ferb was wearing a purple dress with short sleeves. Phineas' hair covered the tip of his triangular head and Ferb's came down over his ears.
Begin musical montage with a random female voice singing!
"When you're a girl there's so much you can do!"
Phineas and Ferb twirled around in their dresses, dancing.
"Everything that a boy can do, but in heels too!"
Ferb raised his skirt, revealing cute purple and white heels.
"You can wear earrings, made with pearls."
Phineas and Ferb showed off their earrings.
"LIKE A GIRL!"
Phineas and Ferb head bang with an electric guitar and a drum set.
"You can let your hair fly while you take your convertible for a whirl."
Phineas and Ferb sat in a cardboard convertible car with a fan blowing their hair like super models.
"LIKE A GIRL!"
Phineas and Ferb head bang with an electric guitar and a drum set.
"You can eat ice cream with that cute little swirl."
Phineas and Ferb ate soft serve ice cream.
"LIKE A GIRL!"
Phineas and Ferb head bang with an electric guitar and a drum set.
"You can use a curling iron to make your hair curly!"
"LIKE A GIRL-y!"
Phineas and Ferb head bang with an electric guitar and a drum set.
"You can pet your dog's merle."
Phineas and Ferb petted Pinky the Chihuahua.
"LIKE A GIRL!"
Phineas and Ferb head bang with an electric guitar and a drum set.
"You can have a tea party with an earl."
Phineas and Ferb drank tea with Dad dressed up like a British earl.
"LIKE A GIRL!"
Phineas and Ferb head bang with an electric guitar and a drum set.
"When you see something gross, run and hurl."
Phineas and Ferb walked by Buford's garbage can and ran.
"LIKE A GIRL!"
Phineas and Ferb head bang with an electric guitar and a drum set.
"Sit on the floor and let your legs unfurl."
Phineas and Ferb sat on the carpet with their legs out in front of them.
"LIKE A GIRL!"
Phineas and Ferb head bang with an electric guitar and a drum set.
Doofinshmirtz at the park today!
Perry snuck around the park hiding from dads with their sons. He ran into Doofinshmirtz while trying to hide. "Ah, Perry the Platypus," Doofinshmirtz announced slyly, "I see you've come to the park for Father-Son day." Perry nodded his head. "Is your father here, Perry?" Perry shook his head. "Ah, good. Because today, I have made THE NO-MORE-SONS-INATOR!" Perry just stood where he was and blinked. "As the name suggests," Doofinshmirtz explained, "It gets rid of sons. And since I know you'll try to run away during my backstory, I'm gonna trap you." He threw a blue onesie at Perry that wrapped around him like a straight jacket. "You see, when my ex wife and I were expecting, I hoped for a son! And we both know how that turned out…" Doofinshmirtz looked at Perry. "So, unless you can find me a son, because you seem to be good at those sort of things, I'm gonna get rid of all of the sons in the Tri-State area!" Perry's eyes grew wide, thinking of Phineas and Ferb. "So let me just get you out of that straight jacket…" But Perry was already out of it. With a tip of his hat, he was gone. "So does that mean you're finding me a son?" Doofinshmirtz called out.
"Alright, Ferb, time to commence Operation Pink Bow," Phineas said. The two boys pranced across the street to Isabella's house. They rang the doorbell, Isabella answered.
"Hel- Who are you?" Isabella asked.
"I'm Phin…selle… and this is my sister Ferbella," Phineas replied.
"O-kay…" Isabella replied. "Um… who are you?"
"Oh," Phineas answered, "We're Candace's… boyfriend's… cousins…"
"So you're Jeremy's cousins? How'd you find me?" Isabella asked.
Phineas fumbled, "Well, Jeremy took us to go visit Candace…"
"So you saw Phineas?" Isabella gushed, "What did you think of him?"
"Oh, he was nice," Phineas replied, confused.
"Why aren't you still over there? I was just about to visit," Isabella asked.
"Because… Phineas told us to visit you!" Phineas replied. He hated lying to Isabella.
"Phineas told you to visit me?" Isabella questioned curiously.
"Yeah!" Phineas exclaimed, "He said that you were awesome! And that tomorrow was your birthday! So we came over to say happy early birthday!"
"Aww, that's so sweet!" Isabella squealed. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go over and talk to Phineas."
Phineas began to panic. "NO!" He screamed, a little too forcefully. Isabella looked shocked. "I mean… I can't let you go over there. Phineas and Ferb are working on your birthday present!" Not a total lie.
Isabella squealed loudly, "Please, tell me what it is!"
"I can't, they told us it was a surprise," Phineas replied.
"Come on, girl to girl?" Isabella pleaded, letting the two in.
Phineas had never heard that before from Isabella. Such a strange social contract between girls. Phineas decided to be diplomatic. "Nope, I can't tell you," he told his friend, "It's too good of a surprise to spoil." Isabella looked saddened. "But how about tell us what you'd like for your birthday, your… dream birthday present!" Isabella grew bright red. "Come on… girl to girl?" Phineas goaded.
Isabella took a deep breath, "Promise you won't tell anyone?"
Phineas and Ferb nodded.
"Especially not Phineas?" Isabella begged.
"Um, I'm not sure I can promise that," Phineas replied.
"You just have to promise that you won't tell Phineas," Isabella said.
"I can promise that I won't tell Phineas," Phineas replied. At least he was being honest, he wouldn't.
Isabella sighed deeply, "If I could have the dream birthday present, it would be an entire day with Phineas."
"And Ferb too, right?" Phineas added.
Isabella looked at Phineas funny, "No, just Phineas. I like Ferb too, but I'd want to spend the whole day with Phineas. He'd arrive at my house and wake me up in a cool creative way, then be outside with a carriage to take me to the park. There'd be a band there to play music and we'd dance together, just the two of us. Then we'd have a private picnic in the park for us. We'd spend the entire day together, just the two of us, and then we'd climb to the top of the hill in the park to watch the sunset and then go to a fancy dinner for the two of us and Phineas would bring me home to end the night," she announced dreamily. Phineas nodded. "Doesn't that sound lovely?" Isabella asked.
"Awesome!" Phineas replied.
"Yeah," Isabella giggled, still lost in Phineas-land. "I want to be his princess for the day."
Phineas nodded. "Well, Ferb…ella and I have to go, I think our family's leaving tonight."
"Oh," Isabella said, sadly. "Well it was nice meeting you! Let me know whenever you're in town!"
"Thanks!" Phineas said, as he and Ferb waved good bye and walked back home.
Perry the Platypus returned to the park, this time with Norm. "Perry the Platypus, why did you bring my stupid robot here?"Doofinshmirtz asked.
"Wanna play, dad?" Norm asked Doofinshmirtz.
"Quiet, you," Doofinshmirtz commanded. "I asked you to bring me a son!" Perry pointed at Norm. "Oh, I get it!" Doofinshmirtz replied.
"I am your son!" Norm announced.
"You brought Norm here to cheer for us while we compete in the Father-Son games!" Doofinshmirtz exclaimed, "Aw, Perry the Platypus, you're the best son I never had!" He ran to hug Perry, who simply ran away in return. "And he's in that angsty teenage phase," Doofinshmirtz whined.
"I'll hug you, dad," Norm said, running to Doofinshmirtz.
"Get away from me, you bucket of bolts!" Doofinshmirtz said, hiding behind his inator. Norm just ran it over. "Look what you did!" Doofinshmirtz yelled as a bright flash of light emitted from the inator.
Phineas and Ferb returned to the backyard where they ran into Candace. "Phineas? Ferb? Are you girls?" she screamed.
"Indeed we are," Phineas agreed.
"I FINALLY HAVE SISTERS!" Candace yelled in excitement, running into the house. "MOM! MOM! MOM! PHINEAS AND FERB HAVE BECOME SISTERS, FOR ME!"
"We should keep the invention, just to make her this happy every once in a while," Phineas told Ferb. They stepped into their invention and started it up to become their normal selves again. Once it was done, they stepped out. Behind them, the machine got hit by a ray of light and disappeared.
"See, Mom, I told you!" Candace announced, leading their Mom outside.
"Hey boys," Mom said. "Candace, that wasn't very nice, you know." She left to go back inside. Candace looked shocked.
"Sometimes, boys are just better," Ferb said.
*guitar riff*
Isabella was in bed, when all of a sudden…
"It's your birthday, and I'd just like to say… today you're the princess to Prince Phineas!" Phineas sang.
"Oh, Phineas!" Isabella squealed.
"Let's have the best birthday of your life," Phineas announced, taking Isabella's hand.
They went outside, where Ferb was waiting to drive a horse-drawn carriage. They went to the park, where Ferb conducted Baljeet, Irving, Buford, Jeremy, and the Fireside girls while Phineas and Isabella danced. Phineas led her to a picnic for just the two of them, then took her up the hill in the park to watch the sunset. They rode the carriage back to Phineas' backyard where Ferb was their waiter for a beautiful candlelight dinner. Phineas walked her home across the street.
"Phineas, this was the best birthday ever," Isabella thanked him, "How did you know?"
Phineas smiled, "A little girlie told me." Isabella gave Phineas a huge hug and began to turn away. "Oh, wait, I forgot, if you're my princess today," Phineas started. He pulled her into a hug again and gave her a big kiss, "Then happily ever after ends like that." Isabella giggled and looked up at Phineas. "That was some great acting, wasn't it?" Phineas asked.
*record scratch*
"Oh… yeah… Great acting, Phineas," Isabella said, disappointed.
"Good night!" Phineas called out, walking back home.
They both closed their doors and sank to the ground. "Yeah… acting," they both said.
*guitar riff*