To The Gods
Who's the best child?
Obviously my son Perseus. He saved us so many times! - Poseidon
No way! Jason is so much stronger, and Tempest is so much better than Blackjack. - Zeus
Talking about strong, Frank is obviously the strongest. And we can all see where he gets it from. - Ares
*Ares raises his muscles, and proudly shows them off*
Ughhh, ewww! Who cares about strength when you have looks? And we all know Piper has the looks. That's probably why Jason fell for her in the first place. - Aphrodite
Wisdom can beat both looks and strength, and we all know who's the wisest of the seven: Annabeth. And we also know the stupidest: Percy. Why would my daughter date a immature boy who eats blue food? - Athena
*Hades rises in a circle of black*
Nico and Hazel are obviously the best! He's the only reason the Athena Parthenos got to Camp Half-Blood. And Hazel can control the mist... can Percy? And would your son ever betray his friend to please his dad?- Hades
You know that's a bad thing right? - Poseidon
How is it a ba- Hades
*Hephaestus limps in*
Leo is the best. He can defeat monsters and create the necessities the seven need. AND the world would be dead if there was no ARGO II. - Hephaestus
*Everyone starts arguing*
*The seven and Nico enter*
*They see Zeus on Hades, Hephaestus giving Poseidon a wedgie, Aphrodite smearing makeup on Athena, and Ares running around screaming*
I'm blinded... - Percy
*The gods freeze*
Holy Hephaestus - Leo
Oh come on! Can't it be zapping Zeus? Why does Hephaestus get all the popularity? He's the ugliest one! - Zeus
Excuse me! Do you want a wedgie? - Hephaestus
You don't! - Poseidon
We'll come back... After everything is sorted out. - Annabeth
And when I can see. - Percy
*Percy faints*