Dib's POV:

She sighed. Then Zim remembered something

"Do you still have Tak's ship?"

"No, not anymore. The goverment took it..."

I was kinda glad they took it away. After he erased his personality, Tak's ship wouldn't even let me get within 20 feet of it without threatining to self destruct. While I was lost in thought, someone tapped me on the shoulder. It was Kim.

"You seem to know alot about the Irken race."

"Well I do my studying..."

"Do you think you could re-program my ship?"

"I could try."

Zim stood up, furious for some reason.

"No! We're taking Zim's ship and I'm driving!"

"Are you okay Zim?"

Zim didn't answer her. He stormed out of the house and ran away.

"Zim! Wait up!"

Kim's POV:

"Dib, I need you to stay here and watch my SIR Unit Izy and Zim's SIR Unit. I'll be right back."

"Okay."

I ran out the door and after Zim. I yelled his name five times but he ignored me. I caught up to Zim as we reached the steps of what seemed to be Zim's base and grabbed his hand.

"Release me at once!"

"Zim what is wrong with you?"

"Whats wrong with Zim? What's wrong with you! You're the one that just had to kiss a human... Not any human, Kim! MY WORST ENEMY!"

"Wait a second... This whole thing is because I kissed Dib? Oh Zim, that was just how humans show gratitude."

"Well it looked like you were enjoying giving Dib 'gratitude'"

"Well... He was a good kisser..."

"AHA! So you admit you enjoyed it!"

"Why do you care?"

"BECAUSE SINCE I MET YOU ZIM ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU WERE THE GREATEST THING NEXT TO ME AND ZIM WISHED IT WAS ME YOU WERE KISSING AND NOT THAT FILTHY HUMAN DIB!"

Zim said that last sentence so fast I barley understood him. He covered his mouth with his hands. I just stared at him.

"What did you say?"

"I... I think... There's something about you... That Zim likes... It's that violent side of you..."

"You like me?"

"Yes but it doesn't matter anymore because you love Dib..."

"Oh Zim, I was never in love with Dib."

"Y-you weren't?"

"Of course not! He's human. I would never fall in love with a human!"

"So... There's a chance? For an us?"

"Well, you barely know me..."

"I know everything about you! I keep up with everything about my Tallests, but Tallest Red never mentioned you... Luckily I hacked into the security cameras on The Massive, so I know all about you!

"That's creepy... I'll make sure to have those cameras removed... My dad told me plenty of stories about you and he showed me the videos of your failiures..."

"I like to call them Zim's almost accomplishments!"

I laughed.

"You always seemed so funny... Hehe... Pants..."

I was remembering a video my dad had shown me. We sat in silence for a while.

"So are you gonna ask me out or what?"

"You mean like on a date?"

"No, to study for Skool. Of course I mean on a date!"

"Well... Do you wanna go to the movies sometime?"

"That would be wonderful."

Back at Kim's base (when Zim had stormed off)

Dib's POV:

Kim ran after Zim. I wondered where those SIR Units were. Then I heard laughter in the kitchen. I tried to open the door but something was blocking it. I decided to go outside to see if there was a window to the kitchen. Just like in Zim's house, there was. I tried to look through the window but there was something in the way. I heard more laughter. Fortunately, I was able to gather all my strength and open the window. That was a bad idea. Once I opened it, a wave of waffles fell on me with Izy and Gir riding on it. Gir shook his head happily.

"That was fun… Let's do that again!"

Gir looked at me and screamed.

"It's Mary!"

"Dib… My name is Dib… And what happened here?"

"Well, we were making waffles…"

"And?"

"That's it…"

Before Gir could say anything else, Izy interrupted him.

"Hey Dib, where's master?"

"Yea Mary, where is master?"

I tried to explain to them what had just happened, but they didn't understand. I tried to make it easier for them.

"Kim's... Uh... Playing... Hide and seek... With Zim..."

"Ohhh... Can we play?"

"NO!"

"W-why not?"

"Why not? Because you're already playing... With me!"

"Okay! You're it! Count to ten!"

I rolled my eyes, not wanting to play, but they might tell Kim. I don't want her to think I'm bad with SIR Units!

"1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... 8... 9... 10!"

Now, where could they be? I climbed into the kitchen, but found nothing. I checked in the cabinets and, again, found nothing. Then I heard a squeal in the living room. I saw a little pink tail sticking out behind the sofa.

"I found you!"

I pounced behind the sofa but instead of Izy, I found a stuffed pig. I went into the bathroom and checked everywhere, but I still couldn't find them. Then I saw a pink door. I wondered what was behind it. Curiosity got the best of me and I opened it. I gasped. I had never seen so much pink in just one room.

"Hold on... Is this Kim's room?"

In the short time I have known her, I thought of Kim as someone who looks innocent, but is fierce and aggressive. In my mind, I imagined her never caring to be in love or in a relationship. I grabbed a pink teddy bear. It started giggling.

"Heehee! I love you, I love you!"

I dropped the cuddly creature.

"No... It can't be... This has to be Izy's room…"

Being as nosy as I am, I started to check through the drawers. Under piles of girly junk, I found a little key. What could it be to? Then I saw what seemed to be a little jewelry box with a lock. I put the key in it and it fit. When I twisted it, I heard something open behind me. I turned around and saw the poster of a puppy roll up and reveal a small pink notebook. I opened it and started reading it.

"Oh... My... Gosh! THIS IS KIM'S DIARY!"

I covered my mouth, hoping no one heard me. If this was her diary, it must also mean this is Kim's room! I burst out in laughter. This is a 5-year-old's room! I started laughing even harder. Suddenly, I heard the front door open. Oh no... KIM'S BACK! I put her diary in my pocket and locked the jewelry box. The poster automatically rolled back into place. I quietly but quickly left her room and closed the door.

"Hey Kim."

"Why are you out of breath? Does it have to do with Izy? Where is she?"

Uh oh... I forgot about Izy and Gir! I probably had a worried look because she started to frown.

"Where are they?"

"We were playing hide and seek and I kind of was never able to find them..."

I covered my face thinking she was mad at me and was going to hit me. After a while I looked up and Kim was looking at Zim and they started laughing like crazy.

"What's so funny?"

"Izy! Gir!"

Then the SIR Units came out from behind the curtain. They answered at the same time.

"Here I am!"

I was confused.

"Izy is terrible at hide and seek. Every time you call her while playing hide and seek, she comes out of her hiding place."

"Gir does the same."

"Dib, you must be thirsty. You haven't had anything to drink all day. What would you like?"

I was kind of thirsty.

"Soda, please."

"Coming right up!"

I looked at Zim. He had a blank expression. I made sure Kim wasn't listening.

"Zim."

"What is it foolish human?"

"Shhh! Keep it down. I need to show you something. Follow me."

"Why should I?"

"It's about Kim..."

That caught his attention. I quietly went to the pink door. Zim was confused. I opened the door and Zim's mouth dropped.

"Even on Irk, pink is for smeets."

"Read this."

I handed him the diary. Then he told me it wasn't a regular diary. It was a thought journal. Every time she thought of something it was automatically transmitted and written in the thought journal. We started reading it together. Then I had an idea! When something good appeared about me, I got a point and when something good appeared about Zim, he got a point. First I was winning but then Zim took the lead.

Kim's POV:

"Here's your soda... Dib?"

They weren't in the living room. Then I saw my room door wide open. I thought I closed that door. Wait a minute... Oh no... I ran into the room as fast as I could and found Zim and Dib on the rug fighting over... Points?

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

"AHHHHHH!"

I was able to see what they had in their hands. MY THOUGHT JOURNAL! My eye started twitching

"Psssst... Zim... She looks mad... I think we should run..."

I grabbed them both by the collar of their shirts and pinned them against the wall.

"You guys got some explaining to do..."

"The only one that needs to explain is you Kim... I mean... Pink?"

They were both snickering. I threw them against the wall. Then I locked the door so they wouldn't try to escape.

"I didn't think of you as a "pink" person."

"SHUT UP!"

I punched Dib so hard he flew across the room.

"No matter what you do, we still know your room is childish…"

I fell to my knees.

"Fine, I admit it! I love the color pink! I like tea parties! It's just that, when I was little, I would train myself in self defense because it was always my dream to be an invader… And I couldn't like stuff like that. So now I have to like it secretly and you guys know my secret."

Dib was looking at me with an apologetic face. Then all of a sudden, Zim started laughing like crazy.

"HAHAHAHAHA! YOU LIKE PINK!"

I was so mad I shot at him with a laser gun. He dodged it by an inch. He started screaming. I kept shooting at him but he dodged every shot. He tried to open the door but it was locked. I grabbed him with one of my spider arms and held another one to his neck.

"Kim! Stop!"

"Why should I?"

"Because... Because... We never went on that date I promised!"

Then I snapped out of my rage and remembered Zim said he was going to go on a date with me. I let him go.

"That's just to show you I could kill you if I wanted to. That goes for you to Dib!"

He laughed nervously.