In Under One Hundred Words

by Wolf Blossom

How much damage can the shard hunters do in 100 words or less? Series of one shot drabbles. CHALLENGE series: challenge me on a scenario and I'll try to accomplish it in 100 words or less.

28. Second Best

Challenged by: Punkette Kagome
Scenario: Naraku kidnaps Kagome because he can't get Kikyo, so he settles for second best
Word count: 100 words

Second Best-

"I'm here to kidnap you!" Naraku roared, appearing in front of Inuyasha and Kagome.

Kagome raised an eyebrow.

"Why?"

Naraku sighed pathetically. "I want to take over Japan, but my inner Onigumo wants Kikyo. I can't have her since she's dead, so I've picked you instead."

Inuyasha twitched. "… you can't have Kagome."

Naraku snorted. "YOU want them both. Let me have one so you don't have to pick."

Kagome sighed. "Ummm no thanks; I like not being the bad guy's girlfriend."

She and Inuyasha walked off. Glancing over his shoulder, he shouted: "I pick her. You can have Kikyo."