In Under One Hundred Words

by Wolf Blossom

How much damage can the shard hunters do in 100 words or less? Series of one shot drabbles. CHALLENGE series: challenge me on a scenario and I'll try to accomplish it in 100 words or less.

30. Two's a Couple, Three's a Crowd

Challenged by: MikoKagome1113
Scenario: Miroku tries to bed both Kagome and Sango
Word count: 98 words

Two's a Couple, Three's a Crowd-

"Come on," Miroku whispered, "you know it sounds tempting."

"Not. Really." Sango said tightly as the group continued their trek. Miroku sighed but then thought of a great idea when he saw Kagome's hips sway subtly as she walked. Quickly approaching her, he asked:

"Sango's agreed to spend the night with me if you do too—"

Before he could realize what happened, Kagome slapped him, Sango threw her boomerang at him, and Inuyasha punched him, causing him to fly off into the distance.

"We're abandoning him." Inuyasha said gruffly, and continued to walk as if nothing happened.