Okay...
I know I'm really rushing this story, but it gets better!
By the way, what Kim has for Zim is just infatuation, which is why she chose him so fast.
All the characters are just infatuated...
Like when you fall for someone before you even meet them?
Yeah that.
Why am I rambling on about this?
You'll know soon enough...
Zim's POV:
"Gir!"
"Yes mastah?"
"We're going back to Irk with Kim."
"Izy too?"
"Yes, Izy too."
Gir squealed with excitement. He always does that when I mention Izy. Could he love her? No… That's preposterous… SIR Units can't love... Can they? Kim told me that I had to make Dib resemble an Irken. This should be interesting... Suddenly, Gir came in with a sack, dripping sticky fluid out the sides.
"Gir… What is this?"
"It's mah bag!"
"What's in there?"
"WAFFLES!"
I sighed. Would Gir ever be useful to me?
Dib's POV:
I bit my lip uneasily. How was I going to tell my dad I was going to another planet? Kim said it would be about a year before we come back to Earth! Just then, my dad came in.
"Hey Dad... There's something I need to talk to you about..."
"Let me inform you about something first. I'm departing to Africa for approximately a year and a half. I wanted you to recognize you're finally of sufficient age to be left on your own."
I rolled my eyes. My dad left me alone frequently and always said that prior to leaving... But I was used to it.
"So what did you want to tell me son?"
"Uh... I just wanted to... Wish you luck!"
"Scientists don't believe in luck..."
Yes! I knew Gaz wouldn't mind if I left. She could care less! Besides, she could take care of herself... I feel sorrier for the guy that messes with her. I went to Zim's house and knocked on the door. Zim opened the door and smiled deviously. I'm doomed...
"Welcome Dib-stink... Take a seat and I'll bring you your uniform..."
Zim pushed me against a chair. Long, mechanical straps automatically grabbed my hands and legs. I have a really bad feeling about this... Zim came in with an outfit resembling the one he was wearing, but in purple.
"Why is mine purple?"
"You didn't really expect Zim to let you get your filthy human germs on my attire, did you? I actually made this..."
I raised my eyebrow in confusion.
"Zim, you sew?"
"It's Zim's hidden talent... If you tell Kim, I'll slice your immense head in half, got it?"
I started to laugh, until I realized he was serious. He put the outfit on the sofa.
"Now for the fun part..."
He grabbed a box sitting atop a high shelf and opened it. It was packed with makeup.
"Gir found this object behind the dumpster. He was using it to make horrendous, multicolored tacos. The illustration says you put it on a human to change their color."
"I AM NOT WEARING MAKEUP! ESPECIALLY NOT INFRONT OF KIM!"
"SILENCE! You will do what ZIM tells you to do!"
Zim put a large amount of makeup all over my body. When he finished, he put a mirror in front of me. I truly looked Irken. Zim then pressed a button and the chair released me. He tossed me the outfit and two purple contacts. Zim searched the room for something. I grabbed my disguise and went the bathroom to change. When I came out of the bathroom, Zim smiled at me proudly. Then he looked at my hair and gasped. He pushed me back onto the chair.
"Gir, I'm going to need a brush, a comb, and plenty of that sticky substance you use on your waffles."
"Wha-what are you going to do to me?"
"Don't worry this won't hurt... Much..."
Kim's POV:
I arrived at Zim's house in with Izy in my arms and waited for him. He came out with a grin on his face.
"Presenting my greatest work of art!"
He grabbed Dib and brought him out. He was wearing a purple outfit with matching contacts and his hair was fashioned to appear like two antennas. I started laughing really hard. Dib frowned.
"I told you I looked stupid..."
I contained my laughter and looked up at Dib.
"You don't look stupid Dib... You… YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL!"
Dib glared at Zim.
"What did you do Zim?"
"Zim must have forgotten to mention, you're wearing a female uniform..."
Dib punched Zim in the arm and got in the ship. Zim chuckled and went in right behind him. Gir popped his head up from behind Zim.
"IZY!"
Izy jumped out of my arms.
"GIR!"
They hugged each other.
"I GOT AN AWESOME IDEA! Let's sing the doom song... TOGETHER!"
"OKAY!"
*** 6 months later ***
Dib's POV:
I COULDN'T TAKE THE SINGING ANYMORE! Before I could strangle the little robots, they both gasped and stopped singing. Zim smiled.
"We're here…"
I looked out the window and gasped. There it was. None of my dreams could have ever prepared me for the sight of the mechanical beauty that is planet Irk. From far, it appeared to be a purple sphere with rings wrapped around it. Upon closer inspection, the planet was covered in shimmering metal. Jagged machines and coiled wires protruded from all directions. It seemed to grow as we got closer, revealing more and more breathtaking details. Before I knew it, we landed.