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"Bitch-ass-Dick-ass-Skank-ass-Hoe." - 2016

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Today was the day.

The very special day.

It was THAT day.

No, the new episode of your favorite anime didn't come out.

No, it was national dango day.

It was graduation day.

I'm about to become a fucking ninja.

That statement made me jump with glee. As soon as the alarm woke me up in the morning, I threw off the covers and ran to the bathroom. "NARUTO!"

"W-WHA-!"

CRASH

I let out a small laugh, knowing what had happened. "Baka." I breathed, before looking in the mirror.

My hair had grown out since four years ago and was currently very messy and tangled. Strands fell on my face and across my nose. Although, unlike before, it was down to my waist and cascaded down my back in waves. My bangs fell over my right eye like some emo. But I kinda looked good like that.

Good news: I grew taller and gained a nice butt and a pretty nice chest. Naruto, Sasuke and I passed our exam on the first try.

Bad news: I was still shorter than Sasuke.

And he would never let me live it down.

I put on my eyeliner with thick wings. The thing about Asian eyes are they're very squint like. So I have to put on a VERY thick layer of eyeliner in order for it to be seen. It's kind of annoying, but the end result is totally worth it.

"O-Onee-chan?! We're late!"

"I know, I know!" I rolled my eyes, finishing the last detail of my face before running to my bedroom. I grabbed a blue v-neck shirt and black leggings before slipping my sandals on and darting out the door.

Naruto stood there in his orange jumpsuit and a bright smile on his tan face. He grinned when he saw me. "Still so slow, Onee-chan."

I stuck my tongue out at him. "Whatever."

He snickered, following me to the apartment door. I swung it open, and collided face first with a very familiar face.

My head shocked with pain, I cursed out loud and rubbed my pained forehead.

"Fuck!" I heard the other person swear.

Sasuke was rubbing his forehead, wearing his usual blue coned shirt and white arm cloth thingys. What WERE they? He had a pair of white shorts and blue sandals.

I had to say, he had grown.

I can admit Naruto had become decently cute, but Sasuke was HOT. I now understood why he had so many fangirls.

His baby-ish features had matured and his jawline was, Ohmygodsoperfect. Though I would NEVER admit it.

I snickered, staring at the bright red mark on his forehead. "You look like shit."

He rolled his eyes, smirking at me as he scanned me up and down. "Still shorter than me."

I gaped, "Go fuck yourself you motherfucking bitch-ass-dick-ass-skank-ass-hoe!"

Naruto and Sasuke snorted at my reply. "Of course you would say that." Naruto snickered.

I pouted and crossed my arms over my chest. "You guys are mean. I'm going on ahead." I said before body flickering out of the room and onto the roof.

I snickered, hearing Naruto and Sasuke race down the stairs and began to run as fast as they could towards the academy. I followed behind, my hair blowing in the wind and into my face.

Oh yeah, the mask thing was a bust. I liked it, but I didn't see the point of covering half of my beautiful face.

When I got to the academy, I had beaten both Sasuke and Naruto. When they raced in, I was already sitting in my seat, smiling away at them. "What took ya so long?" I teased.

Both deadpanned, sinking into their seats beside me. Sasuke was on my right. Naruto was on my left.

I leaned back in my seat, my arms supporting my neck. "Well, that was a fun adventure."

"Hn…" Sasuke said, obviously not happy a girl crushed his little pride. I snorted.

Naruto looked at me strangely. "Onee-chan, when are you going to teach me how to body flicker?"

"When I stop being lazy."

"When are you going to stop being lazy?"

"When Kakashi lets me rape him."

Sasuke sputtered, his face bright red. "You have no shame."

I gave him a cocky grin. "Course not! Lost that a while ago."

Both boys sighed besides me.

Needless to say, Sasuke changed from what he was in the anime. Instead of being all emo and moody, he was now a hormonal teenager who gets embarrassed by every little thing. Oh well. At least he wasn't emo.

I whistled, waiting for the class to start. The peace and quiet was so nice…

SLAM

CRASH

"I'M FIRST!"

Two high pitched voices interrupted the peace.

"Hah. I won again, forehead."

"Give it up! I had to look back to see you, my toe was at least tenth of an inch ahead of you."

Oh sweet baby Jesus give me strength.

I sighed and leaned my head on Sasuke's shoulder. He stiffened, but didn't move from his spot.

"Make them stawwwwppppppp." I whined, shutting my eyes to attempt to block out the annoying voices. He sighed and patted my head. I heard a gasp and footsteps.

"S-Sasuke-kun! Can I sit next to you?"

I cracked one eye open. Sakura was in total fangirl mode, her hand over her heart as she sighed longingly at Sasuke. He shifted uncomfortably and looked at me for help. I sighed.

"Oi, Sakura, I'm trying to sleep here so could you…" I made a motion with my hand as if to say, "Get-the-fuck-out-of-my-face".

She scowled, glaring at me. "Oh, it's the albino whore. Sorry, I didn't see you there. You're so short."

I glared at her. "Bitch, please. I'm taller than you."

"Yeah! Get out of here, Sakura!" Naruto stuck his tongue out at her, "Just cause Sasuke doesn't like you, doesn't mean you can bully Kaida-chan!"

I smiled at Naruto. Unlike in the anime, he had no feelings for Sakura ever since that run in we had a couple years ago. I was proud of him. Sakura didn't deserve him.

Sakura's veins became visible. I noticed her hand before Naruto did.

Without moving from my spot on Sasuke, I grabbed her hand in mid-air and glared daggers at her. "You have five seconds to walk away before I get angry." I snarled.

Sakura shivered, glaring at me one last time and smiling flirtatiously at Sasuke before sitting in the row behind us. Ino was next, running over to Sasuke.

Unlike Sakura, she didn't mind me. We had a run in a year ago, but after I told her I had no romantic feelings for Sasuke, she calmed down. Sasuke and I were like siblings. Really distant siblings.

Ino smiled at Sasuke, saying good morning to him and smiling at me before sitting next to Sakura behind us.

I sighed. "Thank god… quiet." I said with glee. Naruto poked my cheek. "Pst, Onee-chan, it's starting."

I opened one eye, still leaning on Sasuke's ever-so-comfortable shoulder. Iruka walked in with his spiky-ass hair.

He went to stand in front of the board. "Good afternoon. Today, you are no longer academy students, but full-fledged ninjas. Although, you journey is only beginning…"

I kinda blanked out. His speech was long and boring.

A thought occurred to me. I would be seeing Gaara again soon.

Of course, I was excited to see my first friend. I promised him I would see him again. I wonder how much he's grown? Is he still as hot as he was in the anime? How has his personality changed?

So many questions bubbled in my mind. I missed him and Suna. Even though it was hot as hell, it was my first home before Konoha. I missed my family as well.

"Pst, Kaida-chan." Sasuke whispered, nudging my head. I opened my eyes and stared up at him. Iruka was still talking.

"He's announcing the squads." He informed me. I gave him a thumbs up.

Naruto poked me again. "I hope we're on the same team, Onee-chan." He whispered, but glared at Sasuke, "I hope teme isn't on our team. He'll only wear us down."

Sasuke snorted. "It's the other way around, dobe. And Kaida-chan and I will be on the same team, of course. You'll have to watch from the sidelines."

I rolled my eyes. "Bitch, please. I'll be beating all the bad guys up and you both with only wear me down."

They all snickered towards each other.

"Team 7…" Iruka said, going through his pages. "Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Seika."

Naruto cheered, "Yosh!"

Sasuke and I sighed, but smiled to each other. We were happy, obviously, but I was too lazy to show it and Sasuke was… well… too Uchiha to show emotions.

Sakura stood up behind me, as did Ino. "What?! How did she get into Sasuke-kun's group?" Sakura screeched along with the other fangirls in this room. They all glared heatedly at me, making me cringe and sink into my seat.

Naruto and Sasuke glared right back at those girls, and eventually they calmed down. I smiled. I was so lucky to have them.

"Ehem… continuing on." Iruka coughed.

"Team 8, Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Naru, Choji Akamichi." Ino gaped, holding her head between her hands. I snickered, knowing what she was thinking to herself.

"Team 9, Hinata Hyuuga, Shino Aburame, Kiba Inuzuka."

I peered over at Hinata, who blushed and straightened up. A devious scheme popped into my head. I was DEFINITELY getting Naruto and Hinata together no matter what. They were perfect for each other.

Kiba seemed chill. I wanted to meet him sooner, but.. I didn't know where to look.

Shino….. Eh?

"Team 10, Sakura Haruno, Karuno Tatsunaki, Minine Urene."

Sakura groaned in disbelief, hiding her face from the world with her arms. I snickered. Seeing her suffer gave me some satisfaction with the world.

Okay, I don't HATE Sakura, but I strongly DISLIKE her character. So annoying and loud and mean to Naruto and UGH.

"You all will be assigned a jonin shinobi to guide you on your path to becoming a shinobi of the village. Be prompt. Class dismissed."

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I hummed, 'Alone' by Alan Walker as we waited for Kakashi. It was a good song from my world, so the boys didn't know.

Naruto groaned in frustration. "I'm so bored! Where's our sensei?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes, my head still leaning on his shoulder. What can I say? He has a nice shoulder.

"Dobe. Be patient."

Naruto sneered at Sasuke. "Teme! Don't you see? Everyone else has met their senseis except for us!"

I opened one eye, noticing a thoughtful look come to his face. He grinned, grabbing an eraser and climbed onto a chair.

I snorted. "We can do better than that, Naruto." I took out a scroll from my bag, summoning a beautiful prank I had been meaning to pull on Kakashi.

Sasuke's eyes widened. "You would. Oh god, you would so do this." He muttered.

I grinned, taking the tube of bright pink hair dye and jumping over the desks. I sent chakra into the underside of my feet, climbing up the wall and standing right above the doorway. Naruto looked up to me, a barrage of giggles escaping his mouth.

"Onee-chan, this is gonna be so great! Dattebayo!"

"Dobe, there's no way that a jonin shinobi will fall for something as stupid as-"

The door slid open.

I squeezed the tube.

Down fell the pink hair dye, right onto Kakashi's head.

A moment of silence fell throughout the room.

"Pft." I snickered, falling back onto my feet on the ground. Naruto pointed and began laughing hysterically at Kakashi, whilst I joined him.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT!"

"AHAHAHAHA NARUTO, LET'S DUMP THE REST ON SASUKE!"

"NO WAY IS ANY OF THAT GOING NEAR ME!"

"I'LL HOLD HIM DOWN FOR YOU, ONEE-CHAN!"

"DOBE! DON'T TOUCH ME!"

Sasuke began running around the room, being chased by Naruto and I. I grinned evilly, the pink hair dye in my hand still half full.

Kakashi deadpanned at his, ohsomarvelousstudents, and wiped the pink dye from his eyes.

"Why did I get stuck with you three?"

I stopped running, grinning towards him. "Don't worry pedo-sensei, you'll love us!" I teased, waving the dye in my hand.

He glared at me.

I smiled back.

He continued to glare at me.

I grinned.

…

"Do you wanna make out?"

Everyone froze, dead in their tracks.

Naruto and Sasuke's face exploded with red. "W-wah… Onee-chan! He's too old for you!" Naruto shouted.

Sasuke walked right up to me, tossed me over his shoulder, opened the window and jumped out.

"SASUKE! TAKE ME BACK TO MY PEDO-SENSEI!"

"HE'S TOO OLD FOR YOU!"

"SHUT UP YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND TRUE LOVE!"

"KAIDA NO BAKA!"

"BITCH, PLEASE."

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Chapter End.

AN: I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING SOONER.

A lot has happened and I haven't had time. Then my laptop broke and shut down so I had to wait for it to fix itself and UGH. I feel so bad for not updating. It's not a good chapter, I'm sorry.

I'M SORRY IT'S SHORT! I promise it'll be better next time.

DISCLAIMER: NARUTO IS not owned by me unfortunately.

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