oOXOo

"The storms we chase are leading us, and love is all we'll ever trust."

oOXOo

I nommed on an apple, leaning on a tree whilst waiting for Kakashi. Honestly, he was incredibly late ALL the frigging time. It was hilarious in the anime, but just down-right annoying in real life.

But I'll forgive him cuz he's hot.

"Uggggghhhh where's Kakashi-sensei?! It's been three hours!" Naruto whined, banging his head into the tree I was leaning on. I scoffed, finishing off the apple and tossing it over my shoulder.

Sasuke narrowed his eyes at me. "Isn't that bad for the environment?"

"Pft, fruit is biodegradable. It's fine." I said lazily, standing up from my spot. "So anyways, let's make a plan for Kaka-chan."

"'Kaka-chan'?"

"Kakashi-sensei. Kaka-chan." I said, smiling.

Sasuke narrowed his eyes more before mumbling something along the lines of, 'He's too old for you'.

I grinned, draping my arms over Sasuke and patting his head. "It's alright dearest Sasu-chan~ Jealousy is not a good look for you."

Sasuke's cheeks exploded with red, his eyes widening. "I-I'm not jealous!"

Naruto snickered, throwing his arms around my waist. "Teme is jealous! Teme is jealous!" He sang. Sasuke's eyes snapped towards the blonde. "I AM NOT!"

Naruto laughed with glee, skipping around the tree in circles whilst Sasuke chased him. I chuckled, watching them go around and around the tree.

"Oh? Did I miss something?"

I grinned up towards our sensei, a small smirk playing on my lips. "Sasuke is jelly that I'm fawning over your sexiness and not his."

Sasuke screeched to a stop, pointing at me with his cheeks bright red. "I'M NOT JEALOUS!"

The silver-haired ninja sighed. "Can't you guys just be normal for one second?"

I scoffed. "You wound me!" Placing a hand over my heart, I dramatically acted hurt.

"Anyways… let's get started." Kakashi said, holding up two silver bells. "We'll be doing a survival exercise. You must get these bells from me by noon or else you fail and get no lunch." He said lazily.

I smirked, hearing Naruto and Sasuke's stomach rumble. "So that's why he told us…" "... not to eat…"

Kakashi smiled under his mask. "Your time starts…"

"NOW!"

I leapt forwards, running towards Kakashi while my teammates rushed away. I grinned, jumping into the air and diving towards his side. Of course, he easily dodged, but that wasn't what I was going for.

He flew to the right, where I strategically placed a ninja wire trap. Slowly, his eyes widened as he realized what I had done.

The entire right side of the training ground blew up in chunks of fiery dirt. I laughed with glee, pushing chakra into my feet to gain a burst of speed. Kakashi ducked, letting me rush past the side with the bells, but I wasn't aiming for the bells. I grabbed what I needed and rushed off into the bushes, diving headfirst into the forest.

xXx

Kakashi stood in the middle of the training grounds, shocked at the sight of Kaida not attacking him. He had to admit, setting up that trap before hand was clever. He didn't expect someone as young as her to think through that.

But he noticed that she wasn't going for the bells. She dove right past him without even glancing at the bells.

He pushed thoughts about her out of his mind when Naruto appeared from his hiding spot.

"ALRIGHT, PEDO-SENSEI! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MATCH!" The blonde yelled.

Kakashi sighed. Now he had to deal with this idiot.

oOo

Sasuke watched from his place in the bushes as Naruto attempted to hit Kakashi. He cringed, watching as Naruto got stabbed in the butt by Kakashi's fingers. He soared in the air before flying into the water.

"PFT."

Sasuke swirled around to see Kaida next to him, trying to contain her laughter and failing miserably.

"K-Kaida-chan? How did you find me?" He whispered.

Kaida shrugged. "Intuition. Come with me, I have a plan on how to get the bells."

Sasuke nodded, following the white haired girl through the bushes.

"So, this test is all about teamwork. Kinda obvious," She stated, "So once Naruto is done, we'll need to work as a team to get the bells. I have an idea, but we'll need Naruto in order t-"

She stopped short, a thoughtful look crossing her face. Kaida bit her lip. She only did that when she was nervous.

"Kaida-chan? What's wrong?"

She shook her head. "Nothing. Nevermind. I'll have to think of another plan. Might as well go with plan b…"

Sasuke watched as Kaida took out their sensei's issue of Icha Icha Paradise volume 2. The bright orange cover made Sasuke scowl.

Kaida only grinned. "You and Naruto distract him and eventually contain him with ninja wire, I'll threaten to burn his precious little book."

Sasuke sweatdropped. "Sometimes, I question your sanity."

"What sanity?"

"My point exactly."

xXx

I am an idiot. A complete. Utter. Idiot.

Because of my actions, Naruto passed the exam first try. He never had that dilemma with Mizuki whats-his-face. He never learned the shadow clone jutsu. He never learned about Iruka's past.

God, I'm an idiot.

What do I do about that?! What CAN I do about that?

I kinda wanted to just hit myself.

Once I explained the plan to Sasuke, I awaited Naruto to be trapped by the rope Kakashi placed with a bell in the middle. Eventually, he did.

I snorted, watching as Naruto dangled by his ankles. Kakashi appeared out of nowhere, lecturing Naruto about how stupid he was. I resisted the urge to just laugh at Naruto's problem.

Once Kakashi left, I threw a kunai at the rope, setting Naruto free.

Well, ish.

He fell onto the ground face first, making me snort my laughter.

"W-wha? HEY! Thanks Onee-chan!" He said. I grinned. "No problemo. Come on Naruto, I have a plan to get the bells."

xXx

"GO GO POWER RANGERS! DUNUNUNUNUNU!"

Kakashi's eyes widened as Naruto and Kaida appeared above him. The white haired girl laughed maniacally in the air as she tossed exploding kunai at him.

Kakashi easily dodged. Sasuke jumped back, making his hand signs and blowing a giant fireball towards him. Naruto summoned a giant shuriken, spinning in the air and throwing it towards him.

Kakashi's eyes widened. They were working together to attack him?! All at once?!

He quickly made hand signs, disappearing into the ground.

Kaida landed on her feet first, pouting at the small lump of dirt where Kakashi was. "Awwwww! We missed!"

Kakashi began to move in the ground, heading towards Kaida's feet to pull her in. He grabbed her ankle, making her gasp as he pulled her down into the ground.

Kakashi popped out, looking at the white haired girl who was currently buried alive.

But before any of them could do anything, the girl puffed into smoke.

"A clone?" Kakashi said, turning around. But it was too late.

Kaida leapt over him and landed next to Naruto. She held a very familiar looking orange book in her hand.

"Now Sasuke!"

She tossed it into the air and right in front of Kakashi's eyes, Sasuke made the handsigns and blew a ball of fire around the orange book.

Kakashi gasped, his hand holding his head as he let out a girlish scream.

"MY PORN!"

Naruto rushed forwards, taking advantage of a distracted, shocked Kakashi. He grabbed the bells before running in a circle back to the others.

"WOOO! WE BEAT YOU!"

I high-fived Naruto and Sasuke, grinning at my accomplishment. Kakashi was still horror-stricken, his skin turning white as a ghost.

"HAHAH! Let's go eat. I'm starving!" Naruto said, walking towards the village with Sasuke following behind.

I stayed behind, smiling at Kakashi and walking in front of him. I waved my hand in front of his face. "Ne Kaka-chan, I have a copy." I said, taking out the real Icha Icha book.

Immediately, Kakashi returned to his 'Cool' exterior look, taking the book from my hand and clearing his throat. "Ehem. Good job. Tell the others that we'll have our first mission tomorrow."

I smiled and skipped off towards the closest ramen shop, knowing that was where Naruto was.

oOo

"Congratulations!" Mikoto squealed, rushing up to the three of us and embracing all of us.

"Okaa-san!" Sasuke whined, his cheeks burning bright pink. I snickered as Naruto laughed at Sasuke's discomfort.

Mikoto frowned at her son. "So mean to the woman who birthed you. Kaida-chan and Naruto-kun like my hugs, and I didn't birth them!"

I giggled girlishly, embracing the Uchiha woman in a tight hug. "Of course! You are the best hugger I know."

Mikoto grinned proudly. "Of course I am!"

Sasuke humphed, but brightened considerably when he saw his father. "Otou-san, we all passed our first go." He bragged.

His father gave him a small smile. "As expected of an Uchiha."

"As a celebration, we'll be having tempura tonight for dinner." Mikoto cheered.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

I cheered, jumping up and down with my hands clapping together at a rapid pace.

"Go tell Itachi-kun to come down, ne Kaida-chan? He's in his room."

I nodded, skipping up the stairs towards the elder Uchiha's was all the way down the west corridor on the left.

I knocked twice before slamming the door open without waiting for him to reply. "Ita-chan!~ We're having tempura f-"

I stopped.

Froze.

And gawked.

Itachi, who had just come out of the shower, had a towel around his waist to cover his lower half, but nothing to cover his upper half. His rock solid six pack made my eyes widen considerably. His shocked expression on his pale face, with wet hair dripping over his body.

Oh GOD.

"I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-" I stuttered, unable to form any words.

He looked at me, a cocky smirk coming to his face as he opened his mouth to say something.

But I slammed the door shut and ran away as fast as my legs could carry me. "GOMENASAI!"

I rushed into the living room, tackling Naruto to the ground and hugging his torso. I needed a cute, cuddly Naruto to help me out of my shock.

"O-onee-chan?!"

I just held on tighter, hiding my face from the others in order to keep my sanity.

"Kaida-chan? What's wrong?" Sasuke asked above me. He narrowed his eyes. "Dobe, what did you do?"

Naruto struggled against my hold. "IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR!"

With a burst of strength, I sat up and grabbed Sasuke by the shoulders.

"NEVER grow abs."

"Eh?!"

I narrowed my eyes. "You heard me. You're too young and too innocent to grow a hot body. No abs until you're eighteen!"

Sasuke narrowed his eyes right back. "You can't just… DECIDE something like that! Besides, I already have abs!"

"LIAR! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE!"

"What? Wait- KAIDA?! STOP STRIPPING ME!"

"SHUT UP AND LET ME SEE!"

"RAPE, RAPE!"

"OI IT'S NOT RAPE IF WE'RE BOTH UNDERAGE!"

"RAPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEE!"

oOXOo

Chapter End.

An: IM SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG I WAS BUSY WITH EXAMS AND RELATIONSHIP STUFF AND ARRGGGHHHHHH

It'll get better eventually.

Review a :D if you enjoy Kakashi's porn

I know I do.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO. (or maybe I do and I'm bullshitting my way through life)

Jk.

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