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"One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

"If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?"

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CHRISTMAS OMAKE

"We wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas, we wish you a merry christmas and a happy ne-"

"I don't FUCKING think so mothafuckas! GET OFF MY LAWN!"

A white haired girl's head peeked out of a two story building. The carollers at the front door didn't even know what hit them.

After the girl finished her little scream session, heavy objects began flying out the window. The jolly singers began to scream and scatter about as the girl laughed maniacally.

"BWAHAHAHA AND DON'T COME BACK!"

The girl's name was Kaida. And she hated Christmas.

"Oi narrator! I don't hate Christmas! I hate Christmas music, people asking for shit, Santa Claus, and having relatives bitch at you to get them presents they aren't going to use."

Ah… sorry.

"Damn straight. Now continue."

Ehem. Anyways. Her name is Kaida Kuroba.

Kaida lived with Naruto Uzumaki. An ambitious boy who considered her as an older sister.

Naruto peeked his head around the corner, a questioning look on his face. "Onee-chan? Why did you scare those people away?"

Kaida looked over to the blonde boy. His wide blue eyes stared into hers. She sighed. "They're annoying. I hate listening to the same damn songs every single year. I hate having random strangers come up to your door and sing their lungs away when you're trying to have some peace and quiet and they don't leave until you give them food!" She growled.

Naruto shrunk back, rubbing the back of his neck. "Oh… Uhm…"

Kaida just rubbed her temples. "Forget it. Come on, we're going to the market." She said, grabbing her red scarf and tying it around her neck. She began heading downstairs as Naruto scrambled to follow her. "W-wait! Onee-chan, wait for me!"

She smirked, turning around as soon as she reached the bottom of the stairs. "Well, hurry up then."

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Now across the large village of Konoha, there lived the Uchiha siblings. Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha were close friends of Kaida and Naruto. And today was the day Sasuke decided to reveal his feelings for Kaida.

"Hey nii-chan, I'm going out." Sasuke said whilst passing Itachi, who was sitting on the couch reading a book. Itachi peeked up from his book. "Hn."

Sasuke walked out of the room and out the door, saying nothing else.

Itachi sighed. He knew his brother's intentions.

In all honesty, Sasuke didn't have a chance with someone like Kaida. She treated most of them as her siblings. She loved them all as siblings. At least, that's what she told him.

But Itachi envied his brother's bravery and determination. It was what made him an Uchiha.

Sasuke would do whatever he could to gain Kaida's affections.

Itachi would not. For it was not in his character to mindlessly chase after a girl.

But she wasn't just a girl. She was Kaida.

Itachi let out a sigh before shutting his book, placing it down next to him. How troublesome.

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"God I hate people."

Naruto held onto the fuming white girl's arm whilst they marched through the holiday, festively decorated market.

Why was she so angry?

At this point in time, Kaida stopped and glared heatedly at the narrator. "You KNOW why! Stupid narrator! Why did you even need to make a Christmas special?! You're not even part of a religion!"

Humph. I wanted to be a bit festive! It's almost Christmas and I thought, why not?

"But is there REALLY a point for all of this?!"

Yes. Yes there is. And because you're being a bitch about things. Take this! Super narrator powers activate!

ZAP

"FUCK. FUCK YOU!"

As I was saying. Kaida was dressed in a bright, warm, sparkly Christmas outfit. A feminine Santa costume fit around her short body nicely, wrapping around her curves. She wore a red Santa hat and black leather boots.

Kaida attempted to take this beautiful outfit off, only to realize the narrator wouldn't let her.

"FUCK YOU!"

The narrator is very amused at Kaida's struggle and thinks Kaida should just give up.

Kaida narrowed her eyes at the sky. "I hate you."

I know.

Eventually, Kaida did give up and returned on her way to the market with Naruto beside her.

"I kinda like that outfit, Onee-chan." He commented, making Kaida send a deadly glare towards his direction. Naruto whimpered and shrunk back.

Kaida just let out an exasperated sigh before taking Naruto's hand. "Come on, let's get this over with."

She pulled Naruto through the crowded market, buying the needed goods before rushing out of that area. By then, only half an hour had passed by.

"Onee-chan, why do you hate Christmas?" Naruto asked as they walked back towards their apartment.

Kaida turned, shrugging her shoulders. "I don't hate Christmas, I just dislike things about it. I think it's nice to give gifts and stuff, but I don't like the feeling of selfishness that comes with it. I don't like the music either. The same damn songs over and over again…" She shivered at the thought.

Naruto laughed and patted Kaida on the back. "The music can be a bit annoying."

Naruto's eyes flashed up when they got closer to their apartment building. "Speaking of annoying…" He muttered.

Sasuke stood at their door, a small wrapped box with a bright red ribbon tied around it in his hand. He looked nervous, fidgeting in his spot.

"Sasu-kun?" Kaida called out, smiling at the shivering boy. He was wearing his usual clothes with a black scarf and the Uchiha symbol stitched into the end.

Sasuke turned, a slow blush creeping up to his cheeks when he saw what Kaida was wearing. "K-Kaida-chan! I wanted to… give you this!" He stuttered, holding out the small box. Kaida blinked, accepting the box and smiling softly.

The silver bracelet Sasuke gave her for her birthday dangled on her pale wrist.

"Arigato Sasu-kun! Would you like to come in for hot chocolate?" She asked, slipping by him to open the door.

"Sure," Sasuke shrugged, returning to his usual cool, Uchiha demeanor. "I have nothing else to do."

Naruto glared at Sasuke. "Teme."

"Dobe." Was Sasuke's immediate reply.

Kaida rolled her eyes, taking the bags of groceries in her hand to the kitchen. She looked down at the box Sasuke gave her. Should she open it now?

Ah what the hell?

She opened the box and gasped lightly. Her blue eyes trailed over the beautiful craftsmanship of Sasuke's gift. A small, silver necklace was laid in a velvet, black box. A single charm was on it, shaped to look like a heart. It looked expensive.

Kaida smiled softly before shutting the box. She turned, walking straight up to Sasuke before wrapping her arms around his neck. She kissed the cheek closest to her. "Thank you, Sasuke-kun. It's beautiful."

Sasuke's cheeks burned crimson as he smiled sheepishly and rubbed the back of his neck. "It's not a problem…"

"Sit down boys, I'll make some of my world famous hot chocolate." She instructed, returning back to the kitchen.

Sasuke and Naruto smiled towards each other.

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Omake 2

Kaida stared at Itachi.

Itachi raised an eyebrow, staring back at Kaida.

"What are you doing?"

Kaida grinned, poking his cheek.

"What are you-"

"Shhh just let it happen…."

Itachi sighed. "You only say something like that when you're about to do something extremely inappropriate, so I'm going to leave…"

Kaida frowned, poking Itachi in the side.

Itachi's body shot up like lightning. He quickly turned around, his sharingan blazing to life.

Kaida muffled a laugh, her hands coming up to stop herself from honking like a goose.

Unfortunately, Itachi bumped into his bookshelf and down came a single, bright orange book that looked strangely familiar.

Kaida picked it up, her eyes widening as she scanned the cover. Itachi's eyes widened as well as he quickly snatched the book out of her hand.

"You… that's…. YOU-" Kaida said, realizing what book it was.

"Tell ANYONE and you're dead." Itachi said, seriously.

Kaida pouted, giggles still slipping out of her mouth. She leaned up and pat Itachi on the head. "Does this mean I have blackmail now?"

"No. This means I have more reason to kill you."

"But you won't because you looooovvvvvveeeee me." Kaida sang.

Itachi let out a sigh.

"I'm going to tell Tora. Or maybe Nakumaru."

"You wouldn't dare."

"Try me."

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"More dango, slave!"

Itachi walked over to her table, placing a plate of Dango in front of her. Kaida smirked, taking a bite. Naruto grimaced at the unidentified look on Itachi's face.

"Uhm… Onee-chan… How long does he have to do this?"

"However long I want."

"Poor Itachi…"

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Chapter End.

AN: Just cute stuff for the Christmas season. MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Kwanzaa! Etc.

Hope you liked these short, cutesy one-shots. I'll be back to writing the story ASAP.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO. I DO OWN A NICE PAIR OF SLIPPERS NOW THOUGH!

All the fluff for Christmas!

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