Day 16:
Sooooooooooooooooooooo… I found tons of money, right? I wanted to see it and see what it looked like, right? So I dropped it all on the ground. Then I saw a flash of gold nearby (maybe 3 steps away)
HOLY COW, THAT'S A LOT OF CASH I COULD BE GETTING!
So I clicked it, and I missed. So I clicked it again, and I missed again. Stupid computer mouse. But I was going to be a skilled clicker. After several brave and noble attempts, I got it. Three coins- ka-ching!
But when I walked back to my big pile of money, it was GONE! OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, OH NO! Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid Runescape! I H8 THIS STUPID GAME! At least I have three coins, though. I'm still rich… right? Because of my good fortune of getting three coins, I decided to test my luck and go kill some mans. They are level 2, and I'm a level 3. Ha! I can kill them easily. I hope… Anyway, so I click on a man that was looking at me and I go kill him. It took a while, but I killed my first man! Now I will go kill a woman, because they are weak and easier to kill. So I walk down the street to the shop and found a man that looked weird. I tried to kill him. His name was, "Lactose-fer" or something like that. I don't remember. Anyway, he wasn't killable, and he asked me for money! Well, because of my good fortune (of 3 coins), I dropped three coins on the ground and walked off. Mommy would be proud of me for donating, not thieving.
I can't find a woman to kill. Bye!
Day 17:
I found a woman and I killed her. Today. I am soooooooo proud of myself. Guess what? I also gained a level. I'm now a level four. I also had the good fortune to find two coins. But then guess what? Before I could click, I died. The woman killed me! Well, I killed her, but she killed me, and I guess we died at the same time. Cool, huh? So I was walking to the training place because I heard that you can get free stuff, and I love free stuff. Along the way, I found an iron dagger and two coins. When I got to the training place, I saw that there were three different people dressed in the weirdest outfits. I talked to them, but no one gave me free stuff. Now I was ANGERED.
DUDE, LIKE SERIOUSLY? YOU PEOPLE ARE CHEAP, AND JAGEX IS CHEAP, AND MEMBERS ARE CHEAP. AND, AND, AND, AND, AND… AND THEN SOME GUY NAMED "skaterboy7612" said, "and, and, and, and, and, noobs are cheap!" Well, that set me off. THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW. LEVEL 116's ARE CHEAP. REALLY CHEAP. LIKE, ONE CENT CHEAP. I STARTED TO SWEAR AT HIM AND CALLED HIM ALL KINDS OF COLORFUL NAMES. LIKE, "you're purple" or "you're black and white" or "you're yellow and green, just like puke," or "you're gonna be black and blue by the time I'm done with you."
Then a guy named "skaterboy7613" said, "Dude, quit picking on my brother." Then the most scariest thing on Mars happened. Skaterboy7610, Skaterboy7611, Skaterboy7612, Skaterboy7613, Skaterboy7614, Skaterboy7615, Skaterboy7616, Skaterboy7617, Skaterboy7618, Skaterboy7619, and Prissyboy7725 challenged me to a duel…
I got scared like a chicken and ran away.
Day 18:
So today I was trying to find more things to kill, but I couldn't find anything. I kept finding things but other people kept taking the stuffs that I was trying to kill. I MEAN, LIKE, NOT COOL, DUDE! CEREAL-SLY! I WISH PEOPLE WOULD GO FIND LIKE OTHER STUFF TO LIKE KILL AND NOT JUST TAKE STUFF AWAY FROM LIKE OTHER PEOPLE LIKE ME JUST BECAUSE I'M NEW TO THIS GAME! I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WISH THAT PEOPLE WOULDN'T MAKE FUN OF ME, BECAUSE IT'S REALLY NOT NICE!
I MEAN, HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE TOOK AWAY SOMETHING THAT YOU LIKED A LOT AND GOT RID OF IT? IT WOULDN'T BE VERY FUNNY THEN, WOULD IT? I WOULD THINK NOT!
So I was traveling around again, and I got to this place where there were a lot of people wearing funky Viking hats, and they were called, "Barbarians". Now that is a REALLY FUNNY NAME! I mean, seriously, doesn't anyone actually use a name book anymore? All the people in the village are called "Barbarians". I wonder how do the people keep straight who's their kid and who's not their kid? It would be pretty confusing, wouldn't it? I don't know how they do it! It must be magic. It must be. There's no other explanation for it. It's magic stored in that crazy ugly brown colored spiked armor they wear. I know it. Or maybe it's in the weapons they carry. You know, they have really poor taste in clothing. I can't believe that they wear that weird outfit day after day after day! Really? Wouldn't it get dirty?
But still, I wonder if it's in that helmet. Maybe the helmet's too tight and it causes them to become smarter. It must be. That's exactly the reason why. I know it. It's stupid helmet! I've got to get myself one of those helmets.