Day 22:
Hahahahaha! I STOLE 80 GP FROM A NEWBIE!
A lvl 3 dude showed up today in Lumby Castle. I was making fires. My woodcutting lvl is, like, 20 now, so TAKE THAT, YOU STUPID WIMPY NEWBIE! YEAH, GO CRY AND WRITE A DIARY ENTRY ABOUT IT AND SELL IT, BUT YOU WON'T EARN ANY MONEY FROM IT BECAUSE, FACE IT, YOUR STORY IS JUST NOT COOL ENOUGH!
Anyhoo, he was making fires and I went up to him and said, "Hey, do you want something good?" And he was like, "What?" and I was like, "Something REALLY cool. It only costs 80 gp. Trade with me." And he was like, "Ok." And he traded with me and he gave me 80 gp and accepted and I accepted and he was like, "wait, where's the stuff you wanted to give me?" and I was like, "It's SO cool, it's INVISIBLE. You have to accept the whole trade in order to see it. And he was like, "How do I know you aren't scamming me! SCAMMER!" And I was like, "dude, relax. I'm not scamming you, im 4 realz. Trust me. In fact, I'll tell you what it is. It's very rare and even members don't have it." And he was like, "WHAT IS IT?" And I was like, "It's called THE INVISIBLE CORRUPT DRAGON." And he was like, "corrupt? Doesn't that fall apart after 30 minutes?" and I was like, "nope, it doesn't fall apart. You see, it was made in Asagarnia, and it's very rare because it was made by snow imps who were under a vow of silence to not tell about the magnificent stuff they were making because if they did, the ground under them would heat up and they would burn right then and there." And he was like, "Wow." And I was like, "Yeah." And he was like, "okayyyyyyyyyy…." And he accepted the trade and I accepted, and I got 80 gp but THE STUPID NEWBIE DIDN'T GET ANYTHING HAHAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE HE WAS TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THAT THE STORY I JUST MADE UP ON THE SPOT WAS SO LAME IT COULDN'T EVEN POSSIBLY BE TRUE SO HE WAS SO DUMB BUT I GUESS THAT'S JUST NEWBIES FOR YOU THEY ARE THE DUMBEST THINGS NEXT TO CHICKENS AND COWS TO EXIST IN THE WORLD, NO THE WHOLE UNIVERSE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Day 23:
So today I got reported. I think it was because I scammed that noob. But it's not fair. I see people scamming other people in the GE every day! I mean, like, seriously! Doubling money? Yeah, people stand in the GE doing nothing but going, "doubling money! Legit double!" I mean seriously? And, and, and, and, TRIMMING! Such a fail! I mean, these things are not even legitimate. I'm just a newbie trying to earn some hard cash to buy food. GIVE ME A BREAK! I was, like, MUTTED I mean MUTED and I wasn't even able to talk with other peoplez which really sucks and it wasn't even fair. I totally think the Jagex people have something against me. I don't know why though. Huh. I mean, all I could use was quick chat, and that was so boring and stupid I mean, only dumb people or people whose parents are retarted and don't want their kids to hear the bad words other people are saying make their kids choose quick chat when they sign up. So it's like, not even fair and I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT THE JAGEX PEOPLE BANNED ME FROM TALKING TO OTHER PEOPLE THAT'S JUST AS BAD AS PUTTING A GAG OVER MY MOUTH OR EVEN IN MY MOUTH GOSH I MEAN JAGEX PEOPLE, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN AMERICAN BECAUSE IN AMERICA IT'S A FREE COUNTRY AND PEOPLE CAN SAY WHATEVER THE HECK THEY WANT AND DO WHATEVER THE HECK THEY WANT AND NEVER GET IN TROUBLE FOR IT! JAGEX PEOPLE, LISTEN TO ME! I'VE ONLY GOT ONE WORD TO SAY TO YOU, AND THAT IS... GO FART IN A SHOEBOX AND SMELL THE STENCH! ! I AM EVIL AND THIS IS MY REVENGE ON THE KINDOM OF RUNESCAPE AND THE JAGEX PEOPLE ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT FAIR AND NO GOOD LOUSY AND THYE ARE A BUNCH OF OLD FARTS! YOU WILL PAY FOR MUTING ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
huh, that wasn't as informative as I thought it would be. It was mostly me rambling on and on and complaining. BOY AM I MAD! ARGGGGGHHHHH.
Day 24:
So I gots nothing to say today. I got muted- AGAIN! This was probably why: after I got unmuted (which was after 24 hours, which is such a long time but 24 divided by 3 is 8 which is how long an average person should sleep and 24 divided by 8 is 3 which, multiplied by 4 which is 12, is usually how long I play runescape every day but I don't get much done most of the time mostly just reporting people and sitting around and talking and getting in trouble with other members and then complaining about it) So today I got muted for 48 hours which is two days which is a REALLY time you see, my daily routine is wake up at twelve, play runescape until twelve and then go to bed and repeat the cycle all over again. I've been doing this since I was 3 months old. You see, I have this back-story. Would you like to hear about it?
It was a dark and stormy morning. The school bell rang. My little kindergarten self (for I was only knee high and many adults would trip over me and they would say that I tripped them on purpose) so when I arrived at school that day, I was just humming my favorite song (the theme song of Barney and friends) and I was working on A's (see how smart I am?) When I was done, I needed to use the restroom and the teacher came over and I accidently tripped her really, really, really bad and she fell in the goldfish tank and then *sob* *sob* *sob* *sob* *sob* I WAS EXPELLED FROM KINDERGARTEN FOR TRIPPING THE TEACHER! You see, after she fell into the goldfish tank, she swallowed two goldfishes and it turns out she was allergic to goldfishes and her face turned blue and she got a concussion (ow!) anyways, that is why I am living life like this- because I got expelled at a young age, thrown out of kindergarten for not knowing that my teacher was allergic to goldfishes! And, purposely tripping her, but they don't know the real story, and they never will. They don't care!
So, that's why my daily routine is now play, sleep, and repeat. I don't know where I fit eating in, but I don't usually eat since I get full just watching my character eat on runescape. I think I eat while I sleep, but is that technically possible? Anyways, where was I?

HEY! SOMEONE JUST CALLED ME A

NOOB