Chapter 1:

Stan PoV:

It was the first day of senior year. After being woken suddenly by the screech of my alarm, I had dressed, eaten breakfast and rushed out of my house to get the bus to South Park High.

"Hi Kyle." I greeted my best friend as I reached the frosty side walk. He looked up and waved when he had seen me, a large grin on his face.

"You ready for this?" He smiles, putting his hands back into the pockets of his orange coat.

"Hey, it's senior year." I shrug. "It's our last year of high school, we look down on everyone else and all of our classmates have finally matured."

"Hi losers!" Cartman greets as he waddles towards us, giving the finger underneath is yellow gloves.

"Well, maybe not everyone..." Kyle whispers as we exchange a look. How we were still friends with this fat lump of shit was beyond me, but unfortunately, we were. Well actually, he was now best friends with Butters, so we did spend less time with him than originally. When he was too embarrassed to spend the time with his blonde friend however, he hung out with our squad, consisting of Kyle, me, my girlfriend Wendy, Kenny and his girlfriend Bebe. "Hey Cartman."

"And Kenny." I added when the boy in the orange hoodie appeared behind him. Back in elementary school, he would wear a massive orange parka, covering his body and the majority of his face. Now though, he has swapped to a jacket, with the hood down, which made him a little less intimidating and people could understand him fully.

"Sup guys." He waves as he reaches Kyle, Cartman and I. "So who is ready for hell?"

"Nope." Cartman chipped in. "I haven't done any of my assignments, or that project we were asked to do on earthquakes."

"Well as I am not a complete douche, I am actually looking forward to senior year." Kyle argued.

"Yeah." I agreed. "I mean, come on, last year of high school, we can finally beat up all the other years if they hit us with snowballs."

"And all the chicks will be after us too." Kyle adds. "They love seniors."

"Chicks won't be after you, you're a Jew, you can't bang them until you are married." Cartman objects.

"That's not true Cartman, you know nothing about the Bible!" Kyle yells and they immediately begin having a punch up.

"Well, some things don't change at least." I whisper to Kenny.

"Yeah dude, at least we don't have the problem of being single." He points out and I nod as the bus pulls up. We both drag our friends apart and haul them onto the school bus as we head towards South Park High.

Kenny PoV

So here I was. Back at school. I was surprised I had made it this far, what with dying every day. You never know if you are going to return.

But I had made it. Senior year and I was striding through the corridors, Stan and Cartman on one side, Kyle on the other. It looked like in the movies, when they would show this scene in slow motion, demonstrating who the 'popular kids' are.

The scene got paused however, when we heard the voices from behind us. A pair of hands flew over my eyes, cold from the snow outside.

"Guess who." Bebe's voice sounds and I spin around to kiss her.

"Stanny!" Wendy shouts as she runs up to Stan and he spins her around.

"Ugh..." Kyle mutters, going to elbow Cartman in the ribs but noticing he had already left to chat to Craig and Butters across the hall. "Fucking fifth wheeling again... I need to find a girl..."

After he has walked off in a strop, I link hands with Bebe and we lean up against the lockers along with Stan and Wendy.

"Have you got your timetable yet?" Bebe asks us, pulling out hers from her pocket. "Wendy and I are in most of our lessons together."

"Yeah actually, mine arrived yesterday." Stan pulls out his and compares it with his girlfriends.

"Wait, why haven't I had my timetable?" I frowned. Immediately I was out of place and we were only five minutes into senior year.

"Maybe your parents couldn't afford the postage." Stan laughs and Wendy buries her head in his shoulder.

"Fuck you Stan." I flip him off and Bebe wraps her arms round my shoulders, still giggling.

"We love you really." She smiles and I bump fists with Stan.

Wendy PoV

So here I was, sat in my new homeroom. I was not going to lie about being excited to be back at school. I loved it and I'm sure most people knew that. I was student body president, deputy head cheerleader and I had the best friends and boyfriend a girl could wish for. You see all these cheesy high school films about how amazing senior year is, I was pretty certain it was the truth. Everything just seemed so perfect right now, I don't think anything could ruin it.

"Good morning South Park High, these are the morning announcements and I am Eric Cartman." A voice boomed out over the classroom. I spoke too soon.

"Oh fuck." Kyle whined, throwing his pencil back down on his desk.

"As you all probably know, I am now a senior at this school and so over rule all of you." He drones on. "That includes our student body president Wendy Testaburger."

"Really? Again?" I ask Stan who is next to me and he rolls his eyes.

"I would like to wish all our freshmen the best of luck and welcome back to all our existing students." Cartman's voice rings out. "I'm sure you will have your head down the school toilets before you know it. For lunch today the cafeteria will be serving steak and baked potatoes. Whatever happened to the chips? Chips are the best part of our school and now we are only allowed them on Fridays! What is up with that? Personally, I think it is up to our Eco-Monitor Kyle Broflovski to sort this out. Chips are potatoes, potatoes grow in the ground and Kyle is responsible for caring for this. Soccer try outs are also happening today at recess. These are going to be held in front of the head footballer Stan Marsh. Good luck with that, he is so up his own ass he won't be able to see any of you. Along with auditions for the cheerleading squad, their team captain Bebe Stevens is very similar, it's going to take a lot to impress her, unless you are skint like Kenny McCormick, in which case she will bang you on the field there and then."

"Why the fuck is he reading the announcements again?" Bebe shouts and everyone agrees with her.

"So with that, I hope everyone has a great day back at school, with the exception of the Jews, poor and any members of sports teams... If you can call cheerleading a sport." The announcements end and everyone gives a sigh of relief.

"He is an actual twat." I conclude, going back to colour-coding my timetable.

"Remind me why we are still friends with him?" Stan asks Kyle and he just shrugs.

I think it was safe to say that this was going to be the most eventful year of our lives.