Day 25:

So today I got myself some meat! YES! I heart meat! Yes! I love it! L-O-V-E it! You know, there's a name for people who love to eat meat and they are called carnivores (because the word carne means meat as in carne con jalapeños which I ate once at a restaurant because the name was fancy and I thought that because the name was fancy it was really expensive so I ordered it even though my mom and the waiter told me that it was different but they didn't tell me HOW it was different so I just decided to order it because it was my mom's money and not mine so HA and I had to drink 10 GALLONS of water afterwards because it was THAT SPICY and I am NEVER ordering that stupid disgusting meal again so yeah) and people who are carnivores like to eat meat and DID YOU KNOW that everything in the world is edible, including newspapers (tastes like paper), garbage (tastes like two week old tomatoes- yum!), and shoes (tastes like chicken)? Even PEOPLE are edible! I learned that from this one movie (I forget the name) but the person said that everything in the room (because they were in a room full of candy and everything in the room was edible) was edible, even the people, but that would be called CANNIBALISM which is frowned upon in society. Anyway, I think it's called Charles in the Candy Factory. I forget what the real name is but I think I'm correct but my mom is always saying that I have the memory of my 80-year old grandma, which I think it's a compliment because old people are smarter but YOU KNOW WHAT? They don't have to do anything but sit in a chair and drool and sleep all day. ANYWAYS, I'm getting off topic. So I got myself some meat. And I haven't been on Runescape a whole lot because my grades have been dropping... wait do I even go to school? Anyway, but I managed to sneak out of the house and go to the library to get on the computers because my mom locked all the computers at home with a password and she did this before but it was really easy to guess (momrules is NOT a good password) but now she locked it with a new password so I have to go to the library now to even get on the internet. Anyways, so, I went on Runescape, and they had this new Christmas thingy and so I started doing it and I started with the snow puzzle blower thing but I couldn't figure it out and I got really mad and I almost broke the computer and the librarian yelled at me but then I realized that DUDE IT'S ON YOUTUBE, so I went on and found the answer to the puzzle and I finished it. Then I realized OMG THE WHOLE THING IS ON YOUTUBE! SO HA I FINISHED IT. YEAH CALL ME A CHEATER BUT I FINISHED IT AND I BET NO ONE ELSE KNOWS THIS AWESOME TRICK AND THEY ARE ALL FAILURES AND SHOULD BE TROLLED. OMG so I went on YouTube and I searched up TROLOLOL and now I have trololololololololol stuck in my head and I have trolling stuck in my head so I decided to say everything as trolling but then my friend... do I even have friends? Anyways, my mom and stuff got really annoyed and now I'm grounded so now I can't say troll and stuff but I CAN say nyan AND nyan cat is EPIC 'cause it's a CAT and then people say it's stupid but it's so AWESOME because it poops out a RAINBOW! Well, anyways, I finished the Christmas event and I'm so happy YAY! SMILEY FACE! But you know WHAT? You know what's even better than the smiley face! THE AWESOME FACE! Anyways, BYE! Or should I say, KONICHIWA! (WHICH MEANS BYE-BYE FOR YOU PEOPLEZ WHO DON'T SPEAKZ L33T) Wait, I think that means hello or something... so, OHAYO!

BYE.

Day 26

I don't have much to say. I probably ranted too much but ranting is like SO IN RIGHT NOW, so yeah. So I played Runescape again. Like, I figured out my mom's password and HER PASSWORD IS SUCH A FAIL! It's password. OMG. Like she thought I was stupid enough to not know that, like duh! I didn't do much on Runescape today. I wandered around asking everyone if they wanted 5K. But of course I don't have it. So I'm trolling people. WHICH IS AWESOME! And then they were like, OMG YOU HAVE 5K! THAT'S LIKE NOTHING! FAILURE NOOB! GUESS HOW MUCH I HAVE? I HAVE LIKE A MILLION MIL! And I'm like, that's not even possible! And they were like, OH YEAH IT IS! And I was like, OH NO IT ISN'T! And they were like, OH YEAH IT IS! And I'm like, OH NO IT ISN'T! And they were like, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! And I was like, I'M LIKE A GUY. ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING? And they were like, YEAH, YOU'RE SUCH A SISSY GUY! I mean, OFFENDED! And they were like, I NO. WE WERE TRYING TO DO THAT. GET LOST, STUPID NUB. And I'm like WHAT'S A NUB? And they were like, IT'S NOOB, STUPID NUB. WOW, FAIL! YOU REALLY DON'T HAVE A LIFE DO YOU? And I'm like, UH, DEPRESSED! UH, OFFENDED! And one of them was like, AWESOME. NICE TO KNOW. LOL. So anyways, why does my life have to be so depressing? Am I really a failure at life? And I didn't realize that I had said it out loud and they were like, YEAH, YOU ARE! YOU SHOULD GO AND CRY IN A CORNER, NUB! OR BETTER YET, TAKE A LONG HIKE OFF A SHORT CLIFF!

Day 27

Today I don't have much to say either, just that today is a very very boring day, although there was a party in world 1 and I GOT INVITED! OMG I'm so EXCITED! Anyway, so there was a party and I was invited. I was standing around in Lumby near the castle (because I was waiting for someone to kill something and leave it so I could pick it up but I haven't gotten anything yet because for some reason the stuff keeps disappearing as soon as the thing dies which really sucks because the Runescape people are so greedy that they want all the food for themselves and they so they make the stuff disappear as soon as the thing dies so that they can get all the meat and I'm like so pissed off and it's SO not fair!) and someone really randomly says, "Party in Fally! Come one, come all!" And I was like, "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH, I WANNA COME! BUT WHERE IS FALLY? AND WHAT IS IT? IS IT A NEW TOY? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, SHINY! And he was like, "nope, it's a city in Runescape. It's near here. Come on, follow me, I'll take you there." so I right clicked and followed him and we were on our way! The person was so nice because on the way there, he EVEN LET ME STOP TO PICK A FEW BUNDLES OF WHEAT! After that, we kept on going and the guy said he had to stop by the bank to drop off something and we made a detour to Draynor Village to drop off stuff at the bank and then we made our way to the PARTY ROOM in Falador. There was a HUGE party going on, with people dancing and having fun all over the room, and it looked like FUN! AND AND AND the best part was, THERE WAS FREE STUFF! After a while, a lot of people started to yell "Pull the lever! Pull the lever! Pull the lever!" and I'm like, WHAT LEVER and IS THAT A NEW TOY? OOOOOOOOOOOH, SHINY! AND SOMEONE NEARBY WAS LIKE, NOPE, IT'S A CANDY! AND IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN AND IT TASTES REALLY GOOD YOU SHOULD GET SOME AND I WAS LIKE WHERE DO I GET SOME? AND THE GUY WAS LIKE, YOU GO TO YOUR BANK, GET ALL OF YOUR MONEY. And I was like, WHY? And he was like, IF YOU DO THAT AND PUT IT IN THE CHEST IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM NEAR THE DANCING DUDE NAMED PETE, YOU CAN GET SOME REALLY COOL STUFF! And I was like, OKAY! So I went to the bank (which was pretty far away because it was in Draynor Village and I ran out of running energy halfway there because I took the REALLY long way) and I got all my money (which was like, a lot of money, like 5K because some member WHO WAS ACTUALLY NICE gave me the money for free and he was just like, HERE HAVE THIS! IT'S MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT TO POOR NEWBIES WHO DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY! and I was like THANKS MAN YOU'RE THE BEST! and I gave him some ashes that I found on the ground and he was like LOL) and I ran back to Falador and the party room and I put the money in the chest and I heard someone say OMG SOMEONE JUST PUT 5K IN FAIL MUST BE A NOOB and another guy was like, YEAH IT WAS I TOTALLY JUST TOLD HIM TO GET ALL HIS MONEY FROM THE BANK AND PUT IT IN THE CHEST FAIL HE MUST ONLY HAVE THAT 5K FROM WHEN I GAVE IT TO HIM A FEW DAYS AGO FAIL! and I was like, SO I PUT 5K in what now? And the guy was like JUST WAIT. SOMETHING MAGICAL WILL HAPPEN! So I stood there and waited and then someone said, I PULLED THE LEVER. And then everyone began to count down but I was really confused because it wasn't the New Year yet so why was everyone counting down? Huh I must have lost track of the days. Well, anyway, after it got to 0 something REALLY COOL happened! IT STARTED TO RAIN BALLOONS! OMG THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOO AWESOME! AND GUESS WHAT? I POPPED SOME OF THE BALLOONS AND GOT SOME REALLY COOL FREE STUFF LIKE ASHES AND BURNT MEAT AND OTHER REALLY COOL STUFF. So I decided to find my 5K because I really needed it for other things and I wanted it back so I tried to find it when the guy who told me to put the money in said OMG I JUST GOT 5K! and I was like, HEY! THAT'S MY 5K! I NEED THAT MONEY BACK! and I tried to trade with him but he didn't trade and he was just like, HAHA. FAIL. STUPID NOOB!

So now I'm broke. Yay me!

WAIT, WHAT?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!