Kim was actually nervous about Shego showing up tonight. Was she really going to bring a strap-on? Was she really going to try and put it... in her... up her...
The teenager had dared to look up anal sex on the internet, on her home computer; no way would she use the kimmunicator for something like that, not with the possibility of Wade finding out. She assumed he didn't monitor her personal computer as well, mostly because she was afraid to ask and find out for sure. In fact, she'd gotten into the habit of turning the kimmunicator off on the nights she expected Shego to visit; not that she always showed up the night after a caper, but still...
The information she'd found online had been both shocking and enlightening. The practice was more prevalent than she'd ever imagined. It was popular in porn, too... not that she'd actually looked, but from the number of titles mentioning the gluteal region, the boys loved that sort of thing. Why? Specifically because that's where it wasn't designed to go, like the mouth but even more so? Doesn't it hurt? Is that why they like it? Is that why some girls like it? Opinions on that sort of thing were a dime a dozen on the internet, and she doubted she could trust any of them.
The biggest plus she could find was that, with stimulation in other areas at the same time, it could provide what amounted to a 'full body orgasm' which Kim frankly feared, considering the noise she'd probably make. The biggest argument against was terribly clinical: infection. Due to how the... orifice works, you were more likely to pick something up from there than doing it the normal way.
If Kim did try... it, and liked it, and started doing it regularly... she would have one inviolable rule: never let something through the front door if it's already been through the back door. At least, not without a good wash, first. Even without the threat of bacteria... ewww.
Kim was so preoccupied with her thoughts that she didn't know Shego had arrived until the green girl jumped on top of her. "Lost in the clouds, princess? That doesn't usually happen until after I arrive."
"I was just thinking," Kim whispered back.
"I can put an end to that for a while," Shego promised, laying flat against the girl and kissing her deeply.
Kim went along with it until the black lips (and the teeth behind them) moved to her neck. "Actually... can we try talking first?" she managed to voice. "For a change."
Shego was surprised but had no argument against it. "If you like," she agreed. She didn't get off the teenager, but she did raise her head and shoulders, supported by her elbows, and started pulling her gloves off. "That first flip at Jimmy Ding's was a total cheerleader move, wasn't it."
"Yeah..." Kim admitted, then blinked. "You've watched me do that?"
"I didn't recognise the move is all. You usually mix cheerleading into your style; that I can tolerate. Pretending you're adding me to a pyramid, not so much. I'll forgive you this time, but only because Jimmy put me in a good mood before we started."
"I had no idea you were so prone to flattery. I mean, you must get it all the time, anyway."
"Yeah, well..." the villainess muttered darkly, "Imagine having to change to a new school to protect your identity because you'd just turned green. Imagine how the kids would treat the new green girl."
"Oh." Kim could imagine it all too well. It was frequently a concern of her own. She'd been laughed at by her social peers more than once over the years, usually because of Bonnie.
"You wanna know where my short temper came from? That's where. In my face or behind my back, everyone who badmouthed me soon learned to keep their fucking mouth shut. So yeah, I like the compliments." Shego sighed and shook her head, forcing the bad memories to the back of her mind. "Like the one you just gave. Wanna take my boots off for me?"
Happy for another chance to explore Shego's legs with her hands, Kim nodded enthusiastically. The villainess rolled off her and cocked her legs in the air just so, maximizing the curves of her calves, which the teenager appreciated if her smile was any judge. "You were trying to hint that Ron could buy you away from Drakken during that fight, weren't you?" she asked as she attended to her task.
"Also why the appearance of the goon squad in round two pissed me off," Shego admitted. "But from what you said about how he was spending his money, I doubt he would have been able to afford me for long, anyway. I take it he succumbed to financially-induced insanity."
"Pretty much."
"How'd he get it, anyway?"
"Royalties from Bueno Nacho. He invented the naco."
Shego grunted, then was momentarily distracted by Kim's hand travelling all the way down her thigh. "The first two fights, you were too bouncy again. Granted, I got distracted by the buffoon's newfound wealth, the first time-"
The boots removed, Kim spread Shego's legs enough for her to get between them, then moved to unbuckle her lover's belt. "You walked right into that line, you know."
"Yeah yeah. At least I got my own back in the second round, dropping all those drums on you for the getaway." Shego arched her back so the belt would come off. "You only took round three seriously because we had your sidekick; so I trust you understand why I went after you both with the laser in the end."
"You don't want me getting lazy."
"Yup. a complacent Kimmie is a dead Kimmie, and you're not allowed to get yourself killed yet. Besides, I do like to play with big guns from time to time, too," she added, smirking at her own double entendre.
"Whatever happened to Operation Catastrophic Doom, anyway? Wade completely lost track of you two after Reykjavík."
"Meh, over and done with. I said from the start it was too complicated, but he wouldn't listen. Stoppable's money was wasted in spectacular fashion, don't worry..."
"Is Drakken a millionaire?" Kim suddenly asked. "Is that how he can afford you?"
Shego nodded. "He's usually good with handling the money itself, probably because it's all just numbers. It's when the human equation is added that things start to confuse him."
"What about you?"
"Of course."
"Not as much as Ron had?"
"As much as I appreciate your estimation of my thieving prowess," Shego said with a grin, "I'd need more than one spectacular score to pull that off. No, I'm firmly in the millions bracket. But once you have enough, it's easy to just let it sit in the bank and grow. I even pay tax on the interest. And I woulda gotten Iceland if Drakken had pulled it off this time, but I didn't really expect..." the villainess trailed off, then gave a frustrated shrug. "Bah. The only good thing to come out of it was the henchmen that volunteered for the moonwalk. They had the time of their lives up there."
Kim's hand paused as it reached for the zipper to Shego's catsuit. "Moonwalk?"
"Don't ask," Shego insisted, curving her back again, thrusting out her bosom to encourage the teenager's hands.
Shrugging, Kim pulled the zipper down as far as it would go and pulled the fabric apart, exposing Shego's pale flesh in a narrow slash down the center of her body, almost to her navel. The redhead dipped low and ran her tongue from that sharp point up the green girl's stomach and chest, pulling again to expose her breasts before laying upon them and kissing Shego with fresh intensity.
Shego was struggling to finish getting out of her outfit, but Kim's hand making its way between said fabric and her belly forced her to still so that the hand could more easily go where it intended. Once it was there, she quickly freed an arm from a sleeve so she could return the favour, since Kim was wearing her usual sleepwear.
For a while it seemed like that was all they were going to do to each other this time, until Kim stopped kissing long enough to breathe, "I want to taste you."
Together they pulled the catsuit down to Shego's ankles; Kim didn't bother trying to get it off completely before pulling the villainess' knees apart and attacking an inner thigh. Shego writhed as the teenager quickly worked her way to her increasingly hot and wet center. Once her face was firmly planted there, Shego wrapped her legs around the lithe little body and held on for dear life as lips and tongue began to work her clit with an urgency she had never before experienced.
"Slow down, slow down!" Shego gasped the first time the climax threatened to envelop her. "Gently... gently for a while..."
Despite the hunger in the olive eyes looking up at her, Kim obeyed. The green girl remained on the cusp for a moment, threatening to go over, until the lack of continued frenetic contact allowed the feeling to fade. For a few minutes she let Kim do nothing more than keep her engine turning over, then pulled the face between her thighs tighter into her crotch, urging things on again.
They repeated this several times over as Kim learned to read the physical queues Shego was giving her. In the end neither were sure who decided enough was enough, but the next time, Shego came, hard, and more than once. She wouldn't let the redhead free until she was sure her body had been completely exhausted; only then did she allow Kim to climb back up her body and fill her mouth with her own essence.
"That was amazing," Kim whispered when she could.
"You were amazing," Shego replied. "Oh, I needed that." Unable to form any other coherant thought at that moment, she went back to kissing the heroine until the warm, faintly buzzing aftermath faded away completely.
"You didn't bring a strap-on," Kim eventually ventured to mention.
"Haven't really had the opportunity to get a decent one," Shego explained. "Besides, you didn't seem to care for the idea so much."
"Depends on where you try to put it," the teen hero admitted with some chagrin, "But... I'd be willing to... I..." she took a calming breath. "I kinda like the idea of you... using one on me. And... I'd like to try it on you, too."
"Is that so?" Shego whispered seductively, provoking a shy smile and a nod. "My pervy little pumpkin wants to fuck me with a rubber cock, hm? Well, I'll bear that in mind."
The makeout resumed until Kim was half-asleep. Though her body complained, Shego extricated herself and dressed silently, then pulled the duvet over the heroine. She wouldn't admit she was tempted to remain with her for the rest of the night, but she did watch the girl sleep for several minutes before departing.
Maybe she should try looking for sex toys online...