Epic Fail At Teaching The Yamis To Use A Mouse
Watch Seto Kaiba Teach the yamis how to use a computer. Today he will teach them how to use the mouse.
"Now that you can successfully turn on your computer without damaging it or screaming, I am going to teach you how to use your mouse and your keyboard." Seto began looking around for a mouse that was not hooked up to the computer.
Yami did not know the difference between a real mouse and computer mouse " WE ARE USING REAL A REAL LIVE MOUSE WITH THE COMPUTER?'' Malik who would eat living organisms if we allowed him to was very curious.
" Do we get to eat the mice?" Bakura is the most technologically advanced out of all the yamis .
"Is it wireless?" Yami and Malik did not know why Bakura asked that as everyone knows that mice have tails not wires. Seto finally found a mouse and showed the yamis.
"This is a mouse. It is not living. You are not allowed to eat it. It will not be wireless because I do not want it thrown at the computers." Seto plugged a mouse into each yamis' computer's usb port.
"The mouse moves this little arrow across the screen. You move the mouse right to move it right, left to move it left, up to move it up, and down to move it down. Now try it by yourselves. Try not to break anything." Thinking they could handle something this simple he walked out of the room. How wrong he was.
Right away Malik somehow cracked the mouse in half. He got mad and ate the mouse. Now you must be thinking that it would choke him but being Malik he somehow was perfectly fine. Yami would not touch the mouse at all because he secretly thought it was real. Bakura succeeded in moving the cursor around and did not know what to do. So, he did exactly what Seto did not want them to do and threw the mouse at the computer screen. He however forgot to unplug it so the whole computer went flying. A loud CRASH rang through the house causing Kaiba to run back into the room and scream.
" MALIK! HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT MOUSE? I TOLD YOU IT IS NOT REAL! HOW DID YOU NOT CHOKE?" Malik just shrugged and went back to chewing on the cord tail thing.
"YAMI! YOU DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH THE MOUSE! THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE LESSON!" Yami crawled into the corner at this point and was mumbling something about a live mouse and lost hand. Seto unfortunately made the mistake of looking at Marik's computer, because of this he nearly passed out.
"BAKURA! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW BETTER! I TOLD YOU NOT TO THROW THE MOUSE AT THE COMPUTER! BUT YOU DID NOT LISTEN! LOOK WHERE IT GOT YOU!" Bakura thought Kaiba's rage was funny and fell on the floor laughing his butt off. Kaiba did not think it was so funny.
(A/N) Next chapter coming up soon. I'm leaving it a cliff hanger. I'm doing this so I can have a whole chapter for phone calls to the "parents." Reviews!