Chapter 29:
Trigger warning: Sexual content in this chapter.
Kyle PoV
"Who invited you?" A tall guy virtually spits in my face. I could smell the alcohol on his breath before he even opened his mouth. Trust me to arrive when the party had already kicked off, fucking Ike getting me to test him on his equations.
"Well let's see." I mutter. "Portia invited Mercedes, who invited one of her customers, who invited Casey Miller, who invited Butters, who invited Kevin, who invited Lola, who invited Annie, who invited Nicole, who invited Token, who invited me."
There is a long pause as the guy takes another slurp from his bottle of beer.
"Bullshit." He finally confirms and I roll my eyes.
"Oh Jesus!" I suddenly hear a high pitched scream from behind me. "Kyle, oh Jesus!"
I turn to see Tweek running towards the doorway.
"Tweek?" I frown. "What's the matter?"
"My boyfriend likes girls!" He screeches, shaking uncontrollably before pushing his way through the tall guy and me, knocking him against the wall.
"Thanks." I step over him cautiously and follow Tweek up the corridor.
"STAN?" He continues to squeal. "Where's Stan?"
"Having sex with Red." Esther replies.
"OH JESUS!" He yells and runs outside.
"What's up with him?" Esther comes over to ask me and I just shrug. I had bigger things on my mind now; Stan was having sex with Red?
"Where's Stan?" I question her.
"...Didn't you hear me?" She giggles. "Having sex with Red."
"Where?" I persist.
"Why? Do you want to go and join in?" She breaks into fits of laughter before walking off.
...Yes. No. I slap myself in the head. Stop being such an idiot Kyle.
Red though? Red? Rebecca? He had only just broken up with Wendy. He didn't waste much time...
Cartman PoV
I couldn't tell whether I was dreaming. Everything was spinning. Noise was echoing.
"Woo!" Lexus cheers, throwing her arms around me.
"I think I may be drunk." I slur, leaning up against the wall.
"Good." She giggles and the world suddenly stands still when I see her looking into my eyes. Was this actually happening? To me? I study her carefully. Did she want me to kiss her? I was desperate to go in for a kiss but I firstly, didn't want her to reject me and secondly I didn't know... how to do it... "How many signals do I have to send out?"
"What?" I reply abruptly as she twirls her hair round her finger.
"Cartman, I've been all over you all night." She laughs. "Take the hint."
Ok well that confirmed my question. She quickly presses her lips against mine and I slip into a mind I had never known. It was warm and pretty easy once I got into it. Her tongue lead the way; gently massaging mine.
Then she pulls away. Shit, I'd done something wrong.
"Come with me." She whispers in my ear and links her hand with mine. She leads me through the kitchen where couples were making out and up the stairs.
"Why are red scarves on some of the doors?" I ask, although that wasn't really the main question on my mind right now.
"They're the occupied rooms." She tells me, pulling me into a room next to one with a red scarf. It was like a fucking hotel. As soon as she's tied the scarf round the door handle, she closes it behind her and pushes me up against the wall. Ok, now I was scared. This was crazy. Was it actually happening?
"Lexus stop." I panic suddenly and she draws away.
"What's up?" She questions, sweetly.
"...Well I've..." I stutter, what was I doing? "...I've never... Really..."
"Done this before." She finishes my sentence. "I know."
"...How?" I frown.
"I can always tell an amateur." She giggles. "From the second you walked over and asked to hang out with us."
"Oh..." I nod. "But you still want to... You know?"
"I wouldn't be here if I didn't want to cutie. Besides, it's my job." She smiles and moves over kiss me again.
Ok well if it was her job...
Kenny PoV
We reach Portia's house and stop outside the front door. I exchange a look with Bebe. We both knew this was the wrong idea; she was pregnant and I couldn't stop drinking, plus it was supposed to be my father's funeral. But we were here now. I knock uneasily on the door.
"Hi. Who invited you?" A guy immediately answers the door and then peers behind me. "Oh Bebe! In you come."
"Thanks." She beams, sarcastically. Well that was the perks of having an extremely popular girlfriend, I was pretty certain she knew everyone in South Park and Denver put together. Actually, it seemed as if the whole population of teenagers from South Park and Denver were here. The rooms were crammed full of drunk girls and guys, who were all either getting off with one another or dancing around. I head over to a long table stacked with drinks and collect two bottles of beer. I hand one to Bebe and am then faced with a look of annoyance.
"Oh yeah." I mutter, putting hers back down on the table. I hesitate before putting mine down too.
"Kenny you don't have to-" She starts.
"No, it's fine." I wrap my arms around her. "It's not fair on you... Besides, you're right. It's not a good idea for me to be drinking. I've been putting away a lot more than I can handle."
"...You've only just realised." She giggles.
"Listen ok?" I whisper, looking round the room to check no one was listening. "You, me and this little thing..."
"Thing?" She repeats, raising her eyebrows.
"Baby..." I correct myself and she puts a finger to her lips. "...We are gonna be a family ok?"
She stares at me in silence, eyes locked on mine.
"...You're serious?" She whispers.
"Deadly." I confirm and she hesitates before smiling, I kiss her lightly on the lips and then she moves into me, leaning into my chest.
Stan PoV
Was this actually happening? I feel her breasts against my chest; warm and passionate. Her lips were soft as they moved against mine; her tongue gliding through my mouth with ease. Jeez, she has had practice at this.
She had been eager to remove her clothing, however, I still had my pants on, despite her un-buttoning my shirt with her teeth.
Red was obviously very drunk; firstly, she was sleeping with me and secondly she was practically gagging for this.
What was I doing? I couldn't do this to her, she was virtually out of it. Plus, I still loved Wendy, I think I would for a very long time. It was wrong just using Red as a rebound, especially when she was in this state.
"Red." I mumble. "Stop Red."
"Why?" She whispers in my ear, beginning to lick it seductively.
"Because it's wrong." I tell her.
"Yeah, but that's why it's good." She mutters, lustily.
"Red!" I push her off me lightly and she rolls onto her side, giggling. "Listen to me ok? You're beautiful, you really are. But you're completely wasted and I don't want to take advantage of that. Plus... We know why I'm doing this."
"And I've said I'm fine with it." She bites her lip, lying on her front.
"Yes but I'm not." I shush her, smoothing back her scarlet hair.
Wendy PoV
The party was buzzing, everyone was in high spirits. Laughing, drinking, dancing.
Except for me.
I had too much on my mind to enjoy any of those things. Well actually only two things; breast cancer and Stan. However only one of those issues could be sorted tonight and I was determined to put things right.
"Nicole, any ideas where Stan is?" I land my eyes on the first couple I see, where she is making out with Token. I didn't even feel bad for breaking them apart.
"Um..." She looks at me shiftily, exchanging looks with Token. "...No, sorry."
Well that was odd.
"Clyde?" I prod him in the back, like he did to me in homeroom every day. "Where's Stan?"
"Clyde, don't!" I hear Heidi pipe up, coming over and throwing a hand over his mouth.
"...What?" I study their worried expressions. "What's going on?"
Cartman PoV
I lie back on the pillows, head spinning, heart pounding, lungs panting.
"That was..." I sigh, staring up at the ceiling.
"Yeah well, I have my uses." Lexus winks at me and I turn to look at her. I don't know what to do now; do I thank her or run away? "You don't have to say anything."
"Oh good." I smile, wondering if she could read my mind.
"But don't go thinking this makes us... Anything, like that Butters kid you're friends with." She explains.
"Don't worry, I've gathered from many years experience." I scoff.
"...You'll find someone." Lexus tells me. "I think you're a good guy."
"And I think you'd be in the minority there." I laugh and we lie in silence until I hear voices sound from next door.
"WHAT SO I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? IS THAT IT?" I hear Red's voice yell and then a crash as something is thrown at the wall. I exchange a glance with Lexus and she pulls a face.
"NO, RED, I'M NOT SAYING THAT." I suddenly hear Stan's voice sound. "Just... Put your bra on, please!"
"Stan?" I say out loud and immediately leap out of bed half naked. I am joined in the hallway by a large group of people, consisting of Clyde, Token, Nicole, Heidi and Milly. Wendy is storming up the stairs behind them, closely followed by Craig.
"Move!" She yells and kicks open the door without knocking. Jesus... She was feisty.
Wendy PoV
My eyes meet the scene in front of me; my ex boyfriend and one of my best friends, sitting upright on the bed, Red completely naked.
"What the fuck?" I whisper as I feel Craig's hand on my shoulder. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?"
"Nothing." Stan holds his hands up. "Absolutely nothing, I swear Wendy."
"WELL IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE NOTHING!" I scream at him and Red rolls over onto her side laughing hysterically. What a bitch.
"Why are you cheating?" Cartman frowns, who was also wearing very minimal clothing.
"CHEATING!" I suddenly hear Tweek's voice as he runs up the stairs behind us all, followed by Kyle. "I SAW THEM CHEATING!"
"What?" I turn to Tweek. "You saw them?"
"No!" He twitches. "I saw you!"
"What?" Stan frowns.
"YOU AND MY BOYFRIEND!" He yells, running at me and having to be held back by Kyle. "THROUGH THE WINDOW!"
"TWEEK, JUST CALM DOWN WON'T YOU?" Kyle tries to shut him up.
"YOU AND CRAIG?" Stan jumps up.
"Hold, on! Nothing has happened between me and Craig!" I argue.
"BITCH!" Tweek squeals.
"Why are you trying to turn this round on me?" I spit at Stan, blanking Tweek's insults.
"Tweek, what the hell are you on about?" Craig questions him.
"I saw you two, hugging." He wails.
"Hugging?" I begin to laugh. "Oh no, call the police!"
"If it helps, I can second that." Nicole chimes in.
"What? Nicole!" I spin around the look at her.
"Well... You have been spending an awful amount of time together..." Token mutters.
"WHY IS EVERYONE BLAMING ME?" I yell. "MY BOYFRIEND IS HAVING SEX WITH MY SECOND BEST FRIEND."
"Ex." Clyde corrects me.
"Oi! Second best?" Red glares at me, rolling off the bed.
"Tweek, I would never cheat on you." Craig interrupts.
"Oh come on, everyone knows you're Bebe's back up." Heidi hisses, nastily. "It's pretty low of you to sleep with Stan."
"Thank you Heidi." I smile at her.
"WE DIDN'T SLEEP TOGETHER!" Stan objects.
"You're welcome Wendy." Heidi nods at me.
"It looks a bit dodgy if you ask me." Milly scrunches up her nose.
"Well no one did." Kyle jibes and she gives him a look.
"Why do you care?" She sniggers.
"I don't." He replies instantly.
"Ok, can I just get this cleared up, who's slept with who? I'll need it for Monday's announcements." Cartman raises his voice.
"Why are you standing there half naked?" I ask him. "Put that in your announcements."
"Oh don't worry, I will." He grins. "HAHA KYLE, GUESS WHO LOST THEIR VIRGINITY BEFORE YOU?"
"Well... I'm going to guess you." Kyle drones. "But at least my dick isn't as small as yours."
All eyes move to Cartman's tiny bulge, concealed in his very tight underwear.
"Just because you had your dick snipped to cheat." He hisses.
"It might be small but it does the trick." Lexus shrugs. Ok, ew.
"Oh score, you pulled a prostitute." Kyle chortles.
"She's not a prostitute!" Cartman argues.
"Yeah actually, that'll be fifty dollars." Lexus coughs. "...Joke..."
"THERE'S NO TIME FOR JOKES!" Tweek screeches. "MY BOYFRIEND IS SLEEPING WITH THAT WHORE."
"Right, coffee addict or not, you're getting a slap!" I lurch forward to hit Tweek.
"Red, put a bra on please, it's embarrassing." Heidi buries her head in her hands.
"No problem from where I'm standing." Token sniggers, followed by a death glare from Nicole.
"Wendy, just calm down will you?" Craig pulls me back as Kyle continues to restrain Tweek.
"Look, still clinging onto her at every chance he gets!" Tweek yelps.
"Oh grow up!" I spit.
"Get off her!" Stan runs towards us and pulls Craig off me, pushing him back against the wall.
"STAN LET GO!" I try to break free. "YOU LYING, CHEATING PIECE OF SHIT!"
"WE DIDN'T SLEEP TOGETHER!" He retorts. "TELL HER RED!"
"Well..." She giggles. "I could but that would be lying."
"What the fuck?" Stan gasps. "Don't lie you bitch!"
"DON'T CALL HER A BITCH!" Clyde tries to punch Stan in the face but he ducks.
"STAY OUT OF THIS CLYDE!"
"YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME CRAIG!"
"I LOST MY V CARD BEFORE YOU JEW!"
"...What the hell is going on out here?" A door flies open further up the corridor and Kevin peers out. There is a quiet giggle as Lola appears behind him, dressed in sexy underwear, her hair a mess. The whole scene pauses as everyone just stares at them.
"Dude..." Kyle pipes up. "This is pretty fucked up right here."