The Calls Home
" THAT IS IT! I AM CALLING YUGI, MARIK, AND RYOU AND GIVING THEM A "PROGRESS" REPORT FOR YOU GUYS!" This got the yamis to shut up. They were all hoping Kaiba was kidding. They were dead wrong however because Kaiba pulled his out his phone and walked away from the room to make his calls.
"Hello Yugi. This is Seto. I'm calling you to tell you what Yami has been doing."
"Oh God! What did he do now?"
" Well I have reason to believe he is mentally insane. He talked to the computer and screamed at it when it would not talk to him. He also thinks the mouse is a living creature that will bite his hand clean off."
" HE THOUGHT WHAT? HE IS SO DEAD WHEN HE COMES HOME! YOU BETTER WARN HIM THAT IF HE STEPS ONE MORE TOE OUT OF LINE HE WILL BE HOMELESS AND UNABLE TO HAVE KIDS!" Yami heard this and was frightened for his life. He had never heard Yugi so angry. He decided to be very careful from now on. ( We all know that is totally gonna happen.) Kaiba then began his next call.
"Hello Marik. This is Seto. I'm calling to tell you what Malik has been doing."
"Holy Ra! If he makes me come over there he will have to pay for our meal."
" Glad you're so confident he did something good. He violated a computer permanently damaging the motherboard and ate a computer mouse."
"Is he choking? Please tell me he's choking! Oh, I got to go the food is here." Malik heard this and was so offended that Marik would think that way. He would remember to see how Marik liked choking when he got home. Kaiba made his last call.
" Hello Ryou. This is Seto. I'm calling you to tell you what Bakura has been doing."
"Oh No! Did he stab stuff cause I told him not to stab stuff?"
" He has violence issues. He stabbed a computer with a sword making it emit sparks and smoke. He also destroyed a computer by throwing the mouse at the screen while it was still plugged in." There was a beep that signaled that Ryou had hung up. He must be coming over here to yell at Bakura. It's the end of their lesson time anyway, so they should all be coming here. There was a knock at the door , so he went to open it. There stood a very angry looking Marik, Dakota, Ryou, Serenity, Yugi and Tea. It looks like they were all on dates, and had been pulled here to punish the yamis. Dakota saw Malik ran in, and dragged him by his ear out to the car. Once they were out the door you could hear Dakota and Marik explode.
" MALIK ISHTAR! ARE YOU *BEEP*ING KIDDING ME? WHAT TYPE OF *BEEP* DID YOU TRY IN THERE?" At this point Marik drove away so we couldn't hear the yelling. This time it was Serenity's turn to drag out a yami. She pulled Bakura out by the ear and when they were in the car she stared attacking him. This time both Tea and Yugi pulled Yami out by his ears. However once they were two blocks away they kicked him out of the car. Malik's punishment was much more interesting. Dakota and Marik left Malik at the pound and told the lady he had a bad case of rabies. Ryou and Serenity just ignored Bakura for the whole night.
(A/N) What do you guys think? I know this is a short chapter, but this is supposed to be like a mini chapter. It's one the story doesn't really need. Review!