Disclaimer: I do not own Tekken. Nothing much to add to that…

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I would like to say for the record that I am NOT sleeping with Jin Kazama at all. Even though it is legal to marry your cousin in Japan, I rather not. Oh, and if any of you see Hwoarang, tell him I have a Spinning Heel Drop ready for him.

Sincerely,

Asuka Kazama

P.S. I'm NOT his sister either!