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Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I am not an angel. Until Harada confirms it, I say I am still part of the Kazama-clan.

No, I am not married to Kazuya. As far as I know, that man owes me fifteen years of child support. Now, did I find Kazuya attractive? Yes. Did I sleep with him? Yes. Was it good? Look at how well Jin looks, and you tell me.

Now as far as Unknown goes, she is my sister, no matter what Tekken Tag Tournament 2 says. That is non-cannon anyway. Until Harada confirms it, I will deny being Unknown.

With much love,

Jun Kazama