A/N: For those who love Unknown will love this one. Bold: Unknown. Regular: Jun.
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Well it seems that Miss Goodie Two-shoes has denied being me, but I'm here to clear that up. I know a great deal about Jun Kazama, seeing as I am her alter ego, and can tell if she's been trying to "cover up" the truth. Let's all look at her letter, shall we?
I am not an angel. Kami knows that's true due to the "activities" you and Kazuya had in the past.
Until Harada confirms it, I say I am still part of the Kazama-clan. No, I am not married to Kazuya. Though you wish you were . . . As far as I know that man owes me fifteen years of child support. Why don't you do like any sensible person would do, and sue his ass for half of what he's worth? Now, did I find Kazuya attractive? Yes. Did I sleep with him? Yes. Was it good? Look at how well Jin looks, and you tell me. Oh my God, she's actually talking about sex! I knew she wasn't ashamed to admit it!
Now as far as Unknown goes, she is my sister, no matter what Tekken Tag Tournament 2 says. That's a lie. That is non-cannon anyway. I'm still not too sure about that one. Until Harada confirms it, I will deny being Unknown. Well guess what? You can't do that anymore since you're the freaking boss of Tekken Tag Tournament.
As you can see, Jun has skeletons in her closet just like every other woman. Well, maybe except Lee . . .
With Death and Purple Goo,
Unknown
AniDenDav