Hi, Happy Valentines Day, I'm going to be a cynic here and write something not mushy, but twice as fun, IT'S COMEDY, so this is my first Valentine's day one shot/story, I hope you enjoy!

*Disclaimer* I don't own Percy Jackson or any of the characters.

Third Person's POV:

It was a peaceful Valentines Day on Olympus, after all it was Aphrodite's favourite day of the year of course, suddenly there was a shrill scream that could be heard for miles, it was a scream of horror, it was scream of terror, it was a scream that spelled trouble for anyone involved and it was resonating from Aphrodite's palace!

Athena's Point of View:

I smirked behind my book as Aphrodite stormed in angrily, messing with her favourite holiday was fun, especially when it was in revenge. Aphrodite looked completely frazzled, her blonde locks finally fluttered to her shoulders while her blue eyes looked wild.

"Something wrong Aphrodite?" Ares asked kindly, everyone knew Valentines day was scared to Aphrodite, if you messed with it you'd be wearing permenant makeup for the next week. Thank you Hermes, for all the photo's we got of you.

"Who. Did. This." She snarled as she threw a heart shaped pillow on to the floor, I stifled a laugh, written on it was LOVE SUX in capital letters repeatedly, I should know, I did it.

"Lets see, Artemis is a possibility, after all, she swore off love." Hermes noted, Artemis shook her head.

"I just throw darts at pictures of hearts." Artemis admitted.

"Hera, for all the times Zeus fell in love with mortals?" Apollo offered, we all looked at Hera.

"Don't look at me, I have no anger with love." Hera said.

"Demeter?" Poseidon offered.

"I may dislike love because my daughter fell in love with Hades, but I prefer to throw darts at Hades picture." Demeter said, at once everyone turned to me and I smirked at Aphrodite knowingly.

"Next time, get someone else to write a card from Poseidon, dotting your hearts gives it away." I informed the love goddess as I threw down the pink card to the floor, Hermes quickly snatched it up and began to read it.

"Dearest Athena, your eyes shine better than silver glitter in the sun, your hair glows brighter than Apollo's sun chariot, you are my light, my life, happy valentines day. Poseidon." We were all in stitches as Hermes finished it shakily, then he finally collapsed into laughter, all except Aphrodite, who was sulking.

"It might have worked had you used someone else to write it." Artemis noted as she took the card from Hermes. "And used green card instead of pink, and not started it with 'Dearest Athena'." Artemis said, Aphrodite scowled at glowered at the room at large.

"Next year I'm making Hephaestus do it instead!" She growled out before picking up the pillow and stalking out of the throne room to our amusement. A few seconds later another scream could be heard. "POSEIDON!"

"Happy Valentines day." Poseidon said quickly.

"Love sucks." I added as we both flashed out of the throne room.

Ah, the beauty of not having love. It's my sixteenth valentines day and I have never recieved a card, to cheers to all the girls out there who prefer to think boys are like slinkys, not very bright, but extremely amuseing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Happy Valentine's Day, Love sucks.