Well, as stated in the previous chapter, I'm working on a requested theme from EvilAntauri! It will be my 'special chapter' so I don't knock this one out of whack again… 8D
Otto: So… you didn't like our stories?
D8 No, I really liked them! They were so cute! Oh, Otto, don't be sad. Wanna go to the pet store and look at the kitties?
Otto: :D OKAY!
Antauri: We would like to give a huge thank you to Skaternova, EvilAntauri, and Jasper Dragonfly for their reviews!
Hehe, I posted chapter 22 right before I went to school, so as soon as I got home, I checked my mail. My mom was kinda worried about me because I was laughing and dancing in the kitchen with my iPod in my hand. I had to explain the reviews to her.
SPRX: Let's see what our words are! Come on, I wanna see!
Alright, alright…
Photographic:
Pairing warning! … Reza, where's the paper that says all the pairings? … There we go. Okay… this one is Gibby and Antauri, SPRX and Nova, Chiro and Jinmay… and me and a camera? What the heck?
I just didn't want you to feel left out, Otto! And they're really minor…
"Whoo!" Otto yelled, "I'm a photographer! Yay!"
Gibson yelped when Otto started taking photos of everything, the flash going off. He got photos of the empty chairs, of Nova punching SPRX, of Antauri holding Gibson, of Nova apologizing to SPRX for hitting him, and of Jinmay carrying Chiro.
"This is humiliating." Chiro groaned, "Why do you have to carry me?"
"Because you couldn't lift me if you tried." She smirked, "And I think you're cute when you pout."
"I don't pout!"
"And Otto isn't adorable." Jinmay rolled her eyes, "Come on, Chiro! You're taking me to the movies!"
Chiro paused. "Movies? Movies good, movies dark… okay."
Otto grinned, taking a photo of Jinmay as she carried Chiro off. He laughed and ran around the room, taking one of the fruit in the kitchen, of SPRX flirting with Nova, of Gibson and Antauri staring at him like he was insane, of the wall, of Antauri biting on Gibson's receptor…
"ANTAURI!" Gibson shouted.
"I was curious as to what would happen…"
Maximize:
"Otto what are you doing?"
"Maximizing space." Otto smiled.
Gibson paused, "You're… you're cleaning your room?"
Otto paused and dropped everything in his arms, "Oh… you had to put it in easy-for-Otto-to-understand terms, didn't you? Now I don't wanna do it…"
Slimy:
"This… this is disgusting." SPRX groaned.
Antauri tried to wipe the large amount of Formless goo off of him, "Hatred is iniquitous… hatred is iniquitous…" He hissed, "This better not stain me…"
"It's so slimy!" Otto laughed, "Come on, you guys, try to see a bright side to things! We beat the Formless, didn't we? Now we have a goo slide straight to the Super Robot!"
Chiro smiled, "Yeah, let's all be Otto for a while and just try to smile at this."
Antauri growled, "I'm going to kill Skeleton king, I'm going to take his head and give it to a rabid dog to run around with and gnaw on."
"Calm down, Antauri." Gibson told him, "If it stains your metal, I'll be able to fix it."
"I haven't had tis body for three months and it's already gooey and slimy and disgusting… Let's hurry back to clean off."
Waistline:
Oh, Chiro and Jinmay! How adorable!
"Chiro, do you think I'm getting fat?" Jinmay asked, hands rested on her waistline, looking into a mirror.
"What?" He paused, "Jinmay, I don't think that's even possible. First off, you're a robot. The only way you can gain weight is if you have someone install it on you, and two, you're too pretty to be fat."
Jinmay smiled, "Well, aren't you just a little charmer?"
He shrugged and kissed her cheek. She smiled.
"I think you've earned yourself a nice Holo-cone. A blue one… to share."
"I like that idea."
Irregularity:
"Oh, jeez, not again!" Gibson groaned, "The same irregularity has appeared!"
"Same? Same as what?" Nova asked.
Otto looked at the readings, "Oh! Same as the ones from Entity in Chapter One…"
SPRX smiled, "That makes sense."
DARN IT, OTTO! I'M SUPPOSED TO TELL THE READERS WHAT THESE ARE CONTINUED FROM!
"Whoops… sowwy."
Chiro sighed, "Wanna try to contact them?"
"It's pointless." Antauri chuckled, "Reza's just rushing though this story to get to the requests…"
"What's the request word?" SPRX asked.
Otto paused, "Oh, it has pairings, so it should be on my list… um… let's see, the last one was Waistline… oh, it's Valentine's Day!"
"What?" Nova grinned, "Hurry up and finish this one, I wanna see that one!"
Valentine's Day:
Like I said, this one has pairings… but a lot of them. Antauri and Gibby, Gibby and me, me and SPRX, SPRX and Nova, Nova and Antauri, Chiro and Jinmay, Antauri and SPRX, Gibby and SPRX… wow, pretty much every pairings there is… including the ones with us and Chiro… Oh, teher's one scribbled at the bottom… me and… Mandarin? What the- and she had Antauri and Mandy written here, too… what the heck, Reza?
"Happy Valentine's Day, Monkey Team!" Reza grinned, "I brought candy and Copernicus the Homicidal Monkey cards!"
Otto smiled, "He smells like syphilis!"
"A hug is just a strangle you haven't finished yet!" She laughed.
"I suppose we should exchange gifts now." Gibson sighed.
Antauri nodded, "It seems Reza's brought us an entire wagon of gifts…"
"I love you guys… and I put some of the stuff for my other fandoms in here. The blue and yellow heart box… don't take that. That's for Kirk and Spock."
"But Spock gets drunk on chocolate." SPRX told her.
She smiled, "I know."
Reza quickly passed her cards and candies to each of the Monkey Team members, and Mandarin and Jinmay. She then grabbed Antauri and lifted him into her arms, smiling, "I love you, 'tauri!"
"Grip… too… tight!"
"Oh, sorry!" She laughed and let him climb up her shoulders.
SPRX paused and shoved a box of chocolates in Nova's direction, "Here."
She blinked, taking the heart-shaped box and smiling, "Thank you, SPRX. I got you some candy."
"Really?" he smiled as she dropped a bag of candy into his hand.
"Sorry that it isn't much…" She blushed.
He smiled, "It's perfectly fine.'
"SPARKY!"
"Stop calling me that, Otto!" SPRX shouted as the green monkey tackle-hugged him.
"I got you a card! Look, it has a kitty and it says meow on the inside! I love kitties… see, look, I wrote 'to Sparky from Otto.'"
"Otto, you wrote 'to SPRXy.' Not Sparky."
Otto paused, "Whoops… my bad."
"Um… Otto?"
Otto spun around, "Yeah, Mandy?"
Mandarin handed Otto a small box of candies, "H-here."
Otto grinned, "Aw! Thanks, Mandarin!"
"Just don't eat it all at once, or you'll get a stomachache." Mandarin crossed his arms, looking away awkwardly.
Reza poked the monkey on her houlder, "Aren't ya goin' ta give yoru presents?"
Antauri blushed, "Wh-why should I?"
"Because if you don't, then I don't have any of your pairings in here, and I want as many as possible." She lifted him up off her shoulders, "Go! Give your gifts of love!"
"I'm going to stick you in a room with no exits."
She glared and dropped him on the ground, "Meany."
Gibson helped Antauri up.
"Thank you Ha-" a bag of pink cotton candy was shoved into his hands.
"Here." Gibson blushed, "H-happy Valentine's Day."
Antauri smiled, "Thank you, Hal." He looked at Reza, who crossed her arms and looked away. Antauri smiled and jumped into the wagon she'd walked in with, taking a box of chocolates and walking back to Gibson, "I got this for you."
"Thank you, Antauri."
A card was placed in Antauri's face.
"Hm?" Antauri followed the hand holding to, surprised when he saw Mandarin.
"For me?"
"Your name's on it, isn't it? I don't want anything in return."
Antauri paused, "But I got some candy for you.'
"Give it to Reza."
The girl grabbed the candy addressed to mandarin and began munching on it.
"I love Conversation Hearts." She smiled, "So yummy…"
Chiro smiled and handed Jinmay a heart-shaped box of chocolates, "Here you go."
Jinmay grinned, "Thank you, Chiro! Here, I made you a little metal heart." She handed him the pink creation, "Sorry I couldn't buy you any candy."
"No, I love it. Thank you."
"Chiro?"
"Hm? Hey, Antauri!" Chiro smiled and let the monkey jump onto his shoulders.
"I got you this." Antauri handed Chiro a box of candy.
"Thanks!" Chiro smiled, "I got you a card… sorry it's not much."
"I don't mind." Antauri happily accepted the card. He was about to read it when…
THNK—
He jumped and looked at the small wooden heart that'd hit him.
"Mandarin… you had to do something violent, didn't you?"
Mandarin smirked, "The only way it could've been better is if it'd dented you."
"Gibby, Gibby, Gibby! I got you some chocolate and I really hope you like it, but I've eaten all the candy I've gotten already and I feel like running this is so much fun! Here, bye!" Otto handed the blue monkey a box of chocolate and a card and ran fof to show the City that he liked candy… a lot.
Photographic- I just did random crap… Otto reminds me of my mom when she finally started doing photography professionally… she took photos of everything… and I'm not allowed to call the images she captures 'pictures' without a reprimand… "I don't take pictures! I'm a professional, I take photos! Now go to your emo corner and cry yourself into oblivion." XD
Maximize- This is exactly how I am! You have to make it sound like something special for me to clean. Or threaten my life. Whichever you prefer.
Slimy- I love Antauri showing those rare emotions. XD
Waistline- I was about to go to bed… but I wrote the word… and it was going through my head… so I'm not even going to look at the next one until tomorrow morning! Yes! I will go to sleep on time and not fall asleep in the middle of band class!
Irregularity- Yay for Reza doing weird BS just to get to her favorite words! 8D
Valentine's Day- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. Longest Pairing Warning ever. And a not-so-subtle reference to my favorite monkey… Copernicus! 8D Just Google Copernicus the homicidal Monkey, you'll understand. I added Otto and Mandy because I let a friend of mine read this, and he asked me if Otto and Mandarin were gay together with all the happy bits I had between them… and I wanted to add all the pairings I could, to make everyone happy. Just, not including the evil people. Too lazy. Sorry if I missed any you like. Just tell me and I'll do a separate fic for it.
Antauri: I guess that's it for this chapter…
Yeah, I don't really have anything else to say… hm…
Nova: Well, please review and request!
SPRX: And if you flame… we'll force you to live with Valeena!
Oh! Wait! Go ahead and keep an eye out for the first part of my 'Vampire Monkey' stuff! 8D
