Hello people who I hope have waited patiently for me to get better. I'M BACK! Sorry for the long wait, but I have a reason. I would have updated on the 25th of March, but that day I'd stayed up the night before TRYING to write something, then I went to see the Hunger Games with my dad, IT WAS EPIC, the FIRE ROCKED MY WORLD! And then I got random block that included anything but a song. So I just wrote this, it may suck but I rather liked it. My guest for this chappie is... (Insert epic drum roll here) Trinton(Godly son of Poseidon and Amphitrite, yawn.)

Trinton: Foolish mortal.

Me: EXCUSE ME! Do you KNOW who I AM?

Trinton: Tell me.

Me: I am an ASSUMED godly daughter of YOUR DAD and ATHENA. And I have a friend who might be a daughter of HEPHAESTUS and APHRODITE, I deduced(Big word!) this on the 24th March, before I auditioned for the X factor(I didn't get through, but I'm trying again next year.)

Trinton: Whatever mortal girl.

Me: I SAID ASSUMED GODDESS, OR MAYBE A LEGACY, BECAUSE ME AND MY FRIEND BOTH LIVE WITH OUR PARENTS, AND I'M NOT SURE IF WE'RE ROMAN, BUT I DO KNOW THAT YOU ARE ANNOYING ME. So stick around, enjoy the randomness and at the end of the story you will get my huge apology for not updating and you'll get to hear Trinton's screams as I torture him with something... I'm not allowed to say, cuz it's that B.A.

Enjoy.

Artemis's PoV:

"Do you both swear to these terms?" Aphrodite asked Athena and Poseidon, we had finally come up with a way to get those two to stop bickering, by airing everything out, then we tried that, it ended with a screaming match, three broken vases and Athena storming out in tears. So I suggested this game that I sometimes play with the hunters, someone says a random word and then you reply with the first word that comes to mind, Apollo says some therapists do this as well, so we were testing it on Poseidon and Athena, if this didn't work, they were going to Therapy.

"I agree." They both muttered, little did they know we've had Aphrodite memorise every little part of their spats that they bring up, to air them out.

"Lets get started then." Aphrodite sighed warily. "Bread." She started.

"Toast."

"Fish." I have no idea how Poseidon got Fish from bread.

"Father." Aphrodite offered.

"Evil."

"Strange." I chuckled at the look on Zeus' face at Athena's response.

"Titan?" Aphrodite asked.

"Gold."

"Ugly." That was it, I busted out laughing at Athena's reply.

"Hephaestus?" Aphrodite asked, Hephaestus almost looked offended.

"Aphrodite."

"Husband." There were several raised eyebrows at the replies, who knew Hephaestus would be connected with Aphrodite.

"Medusa?" Aphrodite said, we all leaned forward, the serious topics were coming up now.

"Ugly."

"Anger." I raised my eyebrows, the biggest trigger and their responses are Ugly and Anger, man those two have issues.

"Athens?" Aphrodite said.

"Loss."

"Sad." I wanted to raise my eyebrows higher, why would Athena connect sad to Athens, she won.

"Percy?" Aphrodite asked.

"Awesome."

"Loyal." I sighed, we were getting nowhere here.

"Bird?" Aphrodite asked.

"Athena."

"Owl."

"Horse?"

"Poseidon."

"Waves."

"Sun?"

"Beach."

"Brother."

"War?"

"Petty."

"Ugly."

"I'M NOT UGLY!"

"Flowers?"

"Persephone."

"Dead."

"Twilight?"

"Night."

"Cullen."

"Potter?"

"Harry."

"Hermione."

"Everdeen?"

"Katniss."

"Primrose."

"Hate?"

"Medusa."

"Athena."

"... Love?"

"Poseidon."

"Athena."

"Kiss?"

"Tongue."

"Date."

"Will?"

"Drive."

"Sugar."

"You?"

"Books."

"Water."

"Two?"

"Couple."

"Number."

"Go?"

"Leave."

"Move."

"On?"

"Button."

"Off."

"A?"

"Letter."

"Alphabet."

"Date?"

"Couple."

"Flowers."

"JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!"

"There was a question?"

"I didn't hear one."

"Will. You. Two. Go. On. A. Date."

"Pizza?"

"Eight."

"Kiss?"

"Right."

"Now." And just like that they leaned forward and tentively let their lips meet in a kiss.

"C'mon Hephaestus, you and I need a little talk." Aphrodite ordered as she stalked from the room, dragging Hephaestus by his arm. Huh, Therapists are good.

"Does anyone have the number for a good therapist, I'd like to send Apollo."

Here we are, another chapter, now, I have some information that may concern you readers, okay. I used to be on Medication, not like drugs or anything, but anti-depressants, depression sort of runs from my mother's side. Now, in the time I have been off I have been taken off them because they weren't working for me, I feel a lot better now and sometimes I laugh more, so I'm just letting you know. I hope you enjoyed this chapter and just for you to know, I will also be continuing Passing Notes, but I'm also going back to college, so although the next chapter won't be short as I wrote this a couple of weeks back, the rest might be shorter before Summer comes in. On a better note. TRINTON IS GETTING WHOPPED!

Trinton: "AHHHHHH... SAVE MEEEEEEEEE... MOMMMY..."

I'm Epic. Also, after Wednesday I will be changing my name, I'm letting you know now, I will be changing it to either Greeks Drool - Romans Rule, which is actually correct, see Percy is Greek, he drools in his sleep, while Romans have rulers, the praetors(?). Or I'll change it to Pothena FTW, or my last choice is Flaming The Ebony Stone Torch, which is basically using one word out of the names I have for some books I plan on writing soon, plan as in, I have the blurbs written, I have names chosen, some characters and plots running through my head. If you want to read the blurbs or hear the names PM me and please tell me in a Review what name should I go for? I'm not keeping my name!