A/N: Well, being at the library means that I can get things done without being distracted. Now I don't know WHAT is wrong with me, but I have forgotten something very important: to thank you guys! (For the record, this story is not to bash anyone's stories, but more of thanks to all of you that take your time to contribute to the site. Without you, this wouldn't be possible!)

Thanks to: speccyboy, KazuyaLoverProduction, Loli Pop Ciao, The Cheburic Whale, asukaxjinforever, roompie56 (actually there are stories in Japanese for twilight, it's just that there is only one. :P), Obsessiveangel, Coolocelot, and Andy D.

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

Thank you to the person who wrote Kazuya/Jin slash! I still haven't stopped laughing! Kazuya has been throwing up, and Jin has been banging his head against the wall.

Please continue to amuse me, but if you write any slash about me I'm gonna come after you bitches.

From the REAL Mishima Zaibatsu CEO,

Heihachi Mishima