My name is Reza! I am a frog!
I like to hop, on top of logs!
And if I try, I'll reach a bog!
And then I will, jump on a hog!
And we will ride, into the fog!
And the bacon.

Antauri: Bacon?

Because I killed the hog and made him into bacon. 8D

Otto: I like bacon!

Antauri: Wow… that was a wonderful song, Reza…

SPRX: Thanks to SkullWitch57, Jasper Dragonfly, pikurosonai00, and EvilAntauri for their reviews!

Otto: I loves you all! :D

Nova: Aww, look how cute he is!

Mandarin: Who's a cute little green monkey?

Otto: I am!

Gibson: I'm surrounded by morons… Let's get to this chapter's words, please.

Vocaloid:

This one has a bit of a hint toward Gibson/Antauri, but Reza says it's one short sentence, so if you don't like it, you can just skip the sentence that starts with the word 'Antauri.' … :D

"#^* (_&^ ^%^&% &*%&* %^^* (^&*%$(&*% ^&* (%!"

Gibson paused, "Whoa, Reza, what's wrong?"

She groaned, "This… Jasper Dragonfly requested the word Vocaloid… but all I know about that is that it's an anime. I feel horrible that I can't fill this request to the best of my ability."

"What do you know about the anime?"

Reza paused, "Uh… there are some blonde twins, a girl with blue pigtails… a tall guy with blue hair… and they sing." She shrugged, "That's about it."

Gibson paused, "Well, good luck with that."

"Wait a minute!" Reza grabbed the blue monkey, a demonic smirk on her face, "What would you say to being dressed up in a cosplay, Gibson?"

"Co-cosplay?"

She grinned, "I'm sure I could fix up a Miku cosplay for a monkey… and have Nova help me with a wig. Antauri will love it."

"Let me go, you demonic freak from Hell!"

School:

"What is the most painful thing in the world in your opinion?" Gibson asked, completely and utterly bored.

"Uh… a screw through my tail. Gets me every time." Otto chuckled.

Jinmay winced, "Going through an atmosphere without protective gear."

Antauri thought, "I would have to say death." He shivered, "Not to mention horrifying."

"I'd have to go with Nova's fist… when she's wearing those spiked bronze knuckles. Ow…" SPRX groaned.

Nova shivered, "Freezer burn. I hate the cold."

"What about you, Gibson?" Jinmay asked.

"Chemical explosions…" Gibson shot a glare to Otto, who smiled apologetically.

"Sowwy."

"Chiro?" Gibson asked.

"School." Chiro groaned, "I hate it. I hope it explodes and half the teachers with it."

Art:

"What the hell is this?"

"Antauri, watch your language." Gibson snapped, "Otto is in the room."

The black monkey gestured to the painting, "You look at this and not wonder the exact same thing."

Gibson looked at the art.

"Honestly, it looks like someone gave Otto and SPRX too much sugar and let them loose with paint." Gibson sighed.

"Art confuses me."

"Art confuses even artists."

Flattering:

Man, Reza mentioned bacon… now I want bacon… oh, right, the pairing… mmm… bacon… I mean, uh, Hamson and Bacontauri! I mean, Gibson and Antauri! Darn it!

"Ow…"

Gibson paused, "Antauri, are you alright?"

Antauri rubbed his head, "I forgot that your body can't levitate…" he smiled, "Sorry."

"Do be careful with my body, Antauri, I don't want to have to operate on myself before I switch us back."

Antauri smiled, closing his eyes to meditate. Gibson smiled, turning back to his scans.

He paused when his arm shot out and back, like a twitch.

"Antauri, what does it mean when you have a small spasm?"

Antauri's eyes opened, "What?"

Gibson held up his hand, showing Antauri. The arm flashed from ghost form to normal and then flung, hitting Gibson in the face.

"Ow!"

Antauri paused, "Perhaps mediation is not what I need… but what you do."

"What?"

"It seems my body has gone too long without meditation. I'll have to teach you."

Gibson paused, "A-are you sure?"

Antauri nodded, "Since I've always done it, my body requires either meditation or sleep. Sleep takes much more time, but mediation allows you to clear your mind, as well. You don't have to levitate if you don't want to learn. Sit next to me."

Gibson walked over to Antauri, sitting down and looking at him, "Now what?"

Antauri closed his eyes, "Copy me. You can keep your eyes open."

Gibson nodded, copying everything Antauri did. He crossed his legs, holding his hands out slightly past his knees, two fingers together. He paused, feeling the mechanical body he resided in seem to fit into place as he copied Antauri. He closed his eyes, twisting his tail slightly and taking a deep breath. He smiled, feeling accomplished as he felt the stress seem to disappear. He sort of wished Antauri would open his eyes, just so that he could compliment him on how well he'd done. He loved when Antauri complimented him.

"There you go, Hal." Antauri told him, "Look what you've done."

Gibson slowly opened his eyes and gasped.

"I… I'm levitating!" Gibson grinned.

"How did you figure it out?" Antauri asked.

Gibson shrugged, "I'm probably going to fall soon. I was just happy that I could do it."

"What else?" Antauri asked, "What was going through your mind?"

Gibson blushed, "I… I was kind of hoping… that you would open your eyes and compliment me. I always love it when you compliment me."

"You focused on me and began levitating? Why, Hal, how flattering!" Antauri grinned, "My, oh, my, you've got me blushing!"

"What?"

Antauri chuckled, "To levitate, you focus on something in your mind that brings you more joy than anything else."

Gibson blushed. He yelped and fell to the ground, rubbing his head.

"Oops, sorry." Antauri helped him up, "Are you alright?"

Gibson nodded, "Yeah, I think so…"

Antauri smiled, kissing Gibson full on the lips, "I love you."

Gibson smiled, "It feels weird to be kissing my own body."

"How do you think I feel?" Antauri chuckled, "I bit my own receptor earlier."

Transceiver:

Mandarin rubbed his ear awkwardly.

"What's wrong, monkey?" Skeleton King asked.

"My head feels light without my helmet…" he rubbed his ear again, "And I'm not used to not having that transceiver thing attached to my face."

"You'll get used to it. I felt really weird after my transformation… I admit, I miss the pointy beard, but I would say my looks have improved overall."

Sizzle:

Oooh, Sparky has a girlfriend! SPRX/Nova!

"Baby, I'm so hot I sizzle." SPRX smirked.

Nova rolled her eyes as a group of girls flocked around SPRX, oogling over him.

"I bet twenty credits I can ruin his image." Nova challenged.

"SPRX's image?" Otto asked, "No way. He's got those girls wrapped around his tail. You're on."

One of the girls leaned over and kissed SPRX's cheek, "You are so cute!"

SPRX smiled, "Now, now, ladies, be careful. Your lipstick might stain my fur… keep 'em comin'."

"Oh, Sparky…"

He blinked, turning around, "Nova?"

She pouted, "Wh-why do you let them kiss you… but… but not me? I thought you loved me."

SPRX paused, "Nova?"

"SPRX, she's crying!"

"What did you do?"

"How could you be so mean as to make a girl cry?"

The girls all ran over to Nova, comforting her. She wiped her eyes dry and looked at SPRX. He shot her a glare.

"Crap." Otto groaned, "There goes my candy plan."

"How about we take you away from the big ugly red monkey and we go shopping?"

"Do you want to go shopping, Nova?"

Nova smiled, "Okay! Let me get something first."

Otto sighed, taking his credits and handing them to Nova.

"Thank you. Oh, and SPRX…"

He growled, "What?"

She punched him in the arm, "You know I love you."

"Yeah, yeah. Just get me some sunglasses or something, please."

She smiled, "You wish."

Desecrate:

"How dare you defecate this sacred land?"

"No, Otto!" Gibson shouted, "Desecrate, not defecate!"

Otto paused, "That too!"

Quintet:

"Otto, what is this?"

"I'm making a robot quintet."

Gibson stared at the green monkey, "You do know what a quintet is, don't you?"

"Yeah, it's a mini band."

"Of five, Otto."

Otto paused, "But… quintet and quince… what's a group of fifteen?"

Vocaloid- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. –smirk-
Gibson: STAY BACK, YOU VILE BEAST!

School- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. You can't have gone to public school and disagree with Chiro. You can't.

Art- Request from SkullWitch57. It's true. I consider writing art, but I go back and read some of these minifics and wonder 'what the hell am I smoking to come up with this crap?' … then I go write some more. 8D

Flattering- These two are adorable! I told you I would leave Switched alone! I guess I'll eventually switch them back, but for now, let the fluff prevail! 8D

Transceiver- WHOA! Reza just made SK funny. XD

Sizzle- These two… XD Nova doesn't like Sparky flirting… so she ruins his image to get what she wants.

Desecrate- This kinda reminds me of Omi and Raimundo from Xiaolin Showdown.
"Jack Spicer! You are going up!"
"It's going down, Omi!"
"That too!"

Quintet- LOL, Otto connected the words quintet and quince… quince is fifteen… it makes sense, right? He's so cute.

Hehe… this is fun.

Antauri: I sure hope it's fun, otherwise you would stop writing it.

SPRX: And we don't want that.

Mandarin: Especially me and Sakko.

Sakko: You're one of the few people that even notice me.

The only character in the entire SRMTHFG series that I absolutely hate is that freak guys from Ghost in the Machinder or however you spell that. Tryin' to kill Antauri… hmph!

Antauri: Aw, I love you, too, Reza! :D

8D HUGS!

Nova: Please review and request!

SPRX: But don't flame.

Mandarin: Flames are thrown back at you to set your face on fire.