OH MY GOSH, EVERYONE! GUESS WHAT!

Gibson: You finally figured out what two plus two is?

Otto: You brought candy?

Antauri: I get hugs?

Nova: You brought a punching bag that looks like SPRX?

SPRX: You brought candy?

Mandarin: You killed Valeena?

Chiro: You brought candy?

Jinmay: New clothes?

… Wow, okay… no.

My good buddy Thena is doing some fanart of my SRMTHFG stuff! She's posting them on Deviantart, so go check it out! Her name is SociopathicRealist (weird, huh?) and she is SOOOOOOO awesome!

Otto, SPRX, and Chiro: Aw, man… I wanted candy…

Antauri: That's wonderful news, Reza! Your stories are becoming popular now!

Now if only I could somehow boost her self-confidence…

Gibson: Thanks to Skaternova, pikurosonai00, EvilAntauri, and Jasper Dragonfly for their reviews

LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

Trousers:

This one has Gibtauri, like the previous 'let's dress up Gibby' ones. :D

Oh, and Reza wants me to warn you, this one has some foul language in it. Like, legit swearing. Just sayin'!

"Nice trousers, Gibby…" Otto chocked back a laugh.

Gibson crossed his arms, "I hate you all."

Antauri smiled, "Look on the bright side, Hal… at least you're not in a skirt anymore."

"Say it, Gibson! Say it!" SPRX grinned.

Gibson sighed, "Fine."

"What?" Nova paused, "You're not fighting this time?'

"Last time I fought, I was magically put in the outfit anyways, and then Reza locked me in the closet. Do you know what it's like in there?" he shuddered, "Don't ever go in the closet… there are things living in there…"

Otto smiled, "Say it!"

Gibson was blushing, "W-well, what quote do you want?"

Antauri smirked, "Something very… Austin… do you understand?"

Gibson's blush worsened, "F-fine… Let me think…" he bit the end of his thumb, trying to remember quotes from the three movies the Team had forced him to watch, "Ah, here we go!" He wrapped his arms around Antauri's neck and smiled deviously, "Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?"

Antauri wasn't moving.

"Antauri?" Gibson asked, "Are you okay?"

The silver monkey ducked out from Gibson's arms and ran off.

"What did I do?" Gibson asked.

SPRX shrugged, "Seemed good to me. Oh, oh, do the mole bit!"

Gibson smiled, "Alright!" he coughed gently into his hand, "Mole! Bloody mole! We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole!"

"This is too good to be true." Nova laughed, "Do another!"

Gibson smiled, "OK, you're an animal! Yes, there we go. You're a tiger! You're Tony the Tiger! You're grrreat! Very good. Loving it. Now you're a lemur. Running as a pack. We go left. We go right. There's a predator out of the jungle. What's going on? Burrow! That's right, you're a lemur. That's all you've got. You don't have sharp teeth capable of biting. Make an interconnected series of tunnels like the Viet Cong. And look. I'm not even shooting you. It's crazy. And I'm spent."

Otto paused, "Can you do Doctor Evil? I mean, they were done by the same guy…"

Gibson paused, pulling off his wig and glasses and smiling, "I can try…" He hesitated before looking back at Otto, "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!"

SPRX was rolling on the floor laughing now.

Gibson grabbed Otto's hands, "Do the part of Basil for me. On the coffee bit in the second one."

Otto grinned, "Okay!

"Cor! This coffee smells like shit!"

Otto held up a finger, "That's because it is shit, Austin…"

"Oh, good. Then it's not just me." Gibson smiled and pretended to drink from an invisible cup. He paused, smacking his lips, "It's a bit nutty."

"Antauri?" Nova asked.

Gibson looked to the transport tubes. Antauri was standing him his back one, shivering and soaking wet.

"Yes, Hal… yes, you do."

100 years by Five for Fighting:

"Chiro? You okay?"

The boy sighed, "You know… I'm so used to living with you guys… it'll be weird not."

Antauri hesitated, "Well, you can't stay… you… you have to get on to the next part of your life… Mandarin… he's back… so… so he can take your place or something…"

"I'll miss you, Dad."

Antauri let his tears fall freely for the first time, "You always have to do this to me, don't you?" He ran over and hugged the boy, "I wish you didn't have to leave."

"I wish I didn't either."

Antauri wiped his eyes, "B-but you have… you have to be… smart and all that… and if you… if you have to leave to do that, I'll support you."

"Whoa!" SPRX shouted, "The kid isn't leaving without a proper goodbye, is he?"

"I'm not a kid anymore, SPRX." Chiro smiled.

SPRX shrugged, "I don't really care. You'll always be the kid to me. And don't you dare even think of leaving for college without saying goodbye."

"DON'T LEAVE CHIRO, I LOVE YOU!"

The boy was knocked over in a flying-tackle-hug from Otto.

"You don't have to be smart!" Otto protested, "You could just stay and be stupid, like me! Please stay!"

"Otto, I…"

"Oh hell no."

Chiro looked up at Nova.

"I worked my tail off getting the credits for you to go to college, you are not wasting them." She snapped, "Now say goodbye and get out of here before I punch you there."

"I'll miss you, Nova…"

Her shell dissolved away, dread and sorrow filling her pink eyes, "I don't want you to leave, Chiro… but you have to…"

The boy got to his feet, placing Otto on the ground.

"Here." Gibson said, holding up a device similar to his scanner, "Take it."

Chiro took the device, "What is it?"

"It… it's a communicator. You can connect directly to the Super Robot whenever you want…" Gibson looked away, "I'm not good at goodbyes, so, just… yeah…"

Mandarin smiled at Chiro, "Goodbye, my hairless monkey."

Chiro smiled, "You won't stab Antauri while I'm gone, will you?"

"The temptation is there, but I'll try to resist." Mandarin climbed up to his shoulders to hug him, "We'll all miss you."

After a lot more crying on Antauri's part, the most awkward goodbye Gibson had ever given, and SPRX having to deactivate Otto so that Chiro could actually move, the boy was gone.

"Where did the time go?" Antauri asked, trying to dry his eyes, "And how come, no matter how much I try, I can't stop crying?"

Bring Me to Life by Evanescence:

It was cold… so cold… why was it so cold?

What had happened? Oh, right… he'd died… he tried to smile, but remembered he no longer had a body. Was this death?

The Monkey Team… he hoped they were alright, that his sacrifice had saved them. Had he done the right thing? How could he know?

Why did he feel like he was moving? He felt grass beneath feet he didn't have, air passing through non-existent lungs…

Chiro…

That's right… he'd tried passing his trivial part of the Power Primate to the boy… you don't think… no, that couldn't be possible. He couldn't have passed his soul to the boy… could he?

He heard a voice, something familiar that he couldn't quite place. The sound made him feel welcome, calm, happy… why was it so familiar?

He suddenly could see again. It was for but a split second before death consumed him again, but he'd felt it. Something strange, like a shock. But now he was cold again.

He could hear voices again… not able to be placed, but familiar. He was moving again, hiding from something… what was it? Why was it so cold?

He suddenly felt warmth… heat. It was menacingly hot. Scalding him from the inside out and ripping him apart.

But his eyes opened. And this time, they stayed open. He was alone… utterly alone in an unknown place. He slowly sat up, staring at himself.

"I'm… alive…"

New Divide by Linkin Park:

He stared at himself, his hands and feet seeming foreign to him.

"How am I alive?" He jumped off the table he lay on, surprised at how… comfortable he was. He paused when he caught sight of something silvery, turning and activating his ghost paws, surprised that it was just a reflection…

"I… I'm silver…"

He looked at his hands.

"And purple…"

'Antauri… I'm so sorry…'

He jumped, hearing Chiro but not seeing him.

'Poor Chiro…' Nova's voice echoed through his head.

'Antauri, why did you have to die?' The sorrow was obvious in the distinguishable accent of Gibson.

'These ropes are gonna give me a freakin' rash or something!' SPRX was obviously aggravated…

'I'm hungry…'

"Monkey Team…" he closed his new, bright blue eyes, focusing on them, "They're nearby." He shot off, surprised with his new speed and agility. He quickly found them, following them as silently as possible, which was actually very quiet for this new form. Slowly, he stalked the Formless creatures carrying his Team.

Finally. An opening! He quickly took it, using his new form to destroy the creatures.

"Antauri!"

Molecule:

"Gibson, you've been staring at that thing all day." Chiro said, looking at the blue monkey.

"What could you possibly be looking at?" Otto asked.

"Molecular movement." Gibson told them, "It's rather fascinating."

SPRX rolled his eyes, "Right… come on, Otto, let's go play some video games."

"Let's play Mass Effect!"

"Hey, I wanna watch!" Nova smiled.

Antauri walked over to Gibson as the others left.

"So what are you really looking at?"

Gibson smiled, "I have to come up with some way to read without being disturbed, don't I?"

Massacre:

"Holy Suggazoom…" Otto looked around, "This… this is definitely where the distress call came from."

Nova buried her face in Gibson's shoulder, trying to block away the horrible image.

"I'm picking up life…" Gibson told them, looking at his scanner.

"Lead the way." Antauri told him.

"How can you two be so calm?" SPRX asked, "There's… there are corpses everywhere!"

Gibson nodded, "Indeed. Be cautious not to disturb them, they may be helpful later."

"Helpful?" SPRX snapped, "Are you insane?"

Antauri sighd, "You're such a fan of television, SPRX, what is the first thing that happens on one of those crimes scenes? Before they start figuring out what happened."

SPRX paused.

"They take photos." Chiro offered.

Gibson smiled, "Very good, Chiro. We don't have a recording source to interpret the positioning of these cadavers. We'll have to be sure that we don't mess with them in any way."

"It's like a massacre…" Nova whispered, "How horrible…"

"Let's just fly over." Otto said, "It'll be easier."

Gibson nodded, leading the Team over the streets filled with destroyed beings. He hesitated and looked down.

"There." He pointed, "The life readings are coming from inside there."

They carefully landed in front of the building Gibson had pointed out.

"Hello?" Chiro called, "Can you hear me? We've come to help you!"

"Go away, before they get you!"

"We can't let them stay out there, Phil, they'll get chopped up like the others!"

"Well, we can't let them in here! It'll end us if we open the door!"

Antauri looked at Chiro.

"Excuse me!" Chiro asked, "Will you permit us entry if we can come in without opening the door?"

"Sure, if you can find a way."

They each held hand, Antauri phasing them through. Once they were all inside, their link was broken and they could look around.

"Whoa!"

"They walked through the door!"

"That was so cool!"

Chiro stepped forward, "I'm Chiro, and this is the Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force. What happened here?"

A woman stepped forward to look at him, "You… you look like one of them."

"What?"

Antauri paused, "Everyone here looks alike… Chiro… I…"

"It's genetic cleansing… through murder." Gibson paused.

"Exactly." The woman said, "We look different… so they don't like us."

Every single person in the room had fiery red hair and bright blue eyes… so… if Chiro looked like the ones who did this…

"But he has pretty eyes, Momma…" A girl said, "Really pretty… I don't think he's like them." She walked over and grabbed Chiro's sleeve, "You're not gonna hurt us, are you?"

Chiro smiled, shaking his head, "No, I'm here to help you."

Schoolyard:

Oooh, pairings, yay! Chiro and Jinmay! How cute!

"Come on, Jinmay, hurry up!" Chiro smiled.

Jinmay rushed to catch up to her boyfriend, taking his hand, "Sorry, these shoes kinda hurt."

"Don't worry, most girls take off their shoes."

She clung to his arm, grinning, "This is so nice…"

They quickly made their way through the schoolyard and to the gym, where Chiro's school dance was.

"Oh, hello, Chiro."

The boy paused, "Hey, Thena! Here for the dance?"

She nodded, "The band put it together, to get more money for competitions… so I signed up to be by the door."

"Don't be there too long, you should try to socialize."

She smiled, "Thank you. Hi, Jinmay."

Jinmay smiled, "Hi, Thena!"

"Have fun." She said, holding the door open for the pair.

"Nice." Chiro smiled, looking at how the gym had been completely transformed, table set up, decorations placed, and the bleachers were completely gone, making the area seem so much bigger.

"Come on, Chiro, let's dance!"

Exportation:

"So, why are we killing these guys?" Otto asked SPRX, shooting a guy in the head.

SPRX sliced the neck of another, "Because they're exporting stolen goods. Don't you remember talking to the General earlier?"

"I think I was eating…" Otto laughed as he shot a few more times. His bullet hit directly on target, making heads explode like watermelons.

"When are you not eating?" SPRX asked as he placed a grenade on a guy's back and ran off.

Otto pulled out his own knife, getting someone through the head before following SPRX in his retreat, "I would say when I'm sleeping, but sometimes I dream about eating."

"I made cookies!" Nova called.

SPRX and Otto grinned, pausing their game and running off.

Gibson looked up from his book and sighed, "I don't know any of them…"

Transubstantiation:

"Gibby, what's trainsubmantikation?"

Gibson stared at Otto for a second, "What?"

"Tranmucantipation."

"You mean transubstantiation?"

Otto nodded.

"It's the belief that one could absorb a higher being's power through blessed food and drink." Gibson explained, "Why?"

Otto pointed up, "Reza couldn't think of anything for this word."

Gibson sighed, "Of course. Well, now you've been educated, go back to playing your videogames and such."

"Okay!"

Trousers- Request from EvilAntauri. Continuation of Cosplay from ch. 28. 8D I promised an Austin Powers Gibby, and I have delivered!

100 Years by Five for Fighting- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. OMG! Song requests! 8D Chiro's going off to college… it's all I could think of…

Bring Me to Life by Evanescence- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. Antauri's death from his POV! The first voice- the one that makes him feel welcome, calm, and happy- is the Alchemist on the recording. The other voices are the Monkey Team. Just to clear that up. I kinda like this one. 8D

New Divide by Linkin Park- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. Just continued from the one right above it. Who do you think thought 'I'm Hungry…'?

Molecule- XD I've done stuff like this before.

Massacre- Wow… that was… dark. Sory 'bout that, I couldn't think of anything else…

Schoolyard- How's that for a confidence boost, Thena? You're in it! 8D

Exportation- This is how my conversations are when I play games with people. XD Then big fire fights happen and I'm shouting strange things at nonexistent people…

Transubstantiation- I fail. TT_TT

Antauri: I like Gibson in his Austin Powers persona. :3

Gibson: -blush- Antauri!

Nova: I thought it was hilarious.

SPRX: XD

Otto: Well, please review and request, everyone!

Mandarin: Flames are used to light Suggazoom on fire!