Not Really Love Letters From Link

by PerryTheSnoopyDog

Thanks for inspiring me, Thoren Quill, and for helping me think this one up. this is for all the Navi, Ruto, Postman, and Tingle haters...If you have any suggestions, please right a review, or private message me.

3. Chapter 3

Dear Tingle,

You have been a very nice, uh, creature, during my adventures. You are always willing to help me with whatever troubles I need resolved, but I also think you're a stalker. Exhibit A. in The Legend Of Zelda Wind Waker when I set you free from that prison, as soon as you hopped out of there, I knew I made a mistake. The first few weeks, you couldn't help but send me letters every day, paging me to go to your marvelous island. When I got there, there were three little, creatures, huddled around you like a campfire, I climbed up the 49 stairs, and this astounding island, was really a lame excuse for Beetles shop. I mean selling stuff to people and then saying "oh, it's somewhere in this great sea, why don't you go find it." Is not a way to attract customers…and by the way, I'll send you a clothes magazine, your outfits getting a little tight, from wearing it for the past century…

From: You're friend,(lose some pounds by the way.) and now enemy,Link