Holy crap… I LOVE YOU GUYS!
Antauri: Oh, no.
SPRX: Reza's exploding.
Mandarin: DUCK AND COVER!
This is the most requests I've gotten… ever! FREAKIN' THIRTEEN REQUESTS! 8D I might as well do an entire request chapter and tell the randomizer to go screw itself with a lampshade!
Word Randomizer: D:
YOUR MOTHER NEVER LOVED YOU!
Anyways…
-insert crazy Reza laugh here-
Ahem… okay… I'm good.
Nova: Have you had any sugar today?
No.
Otto: Are you high?
Do Sharpie highs count, 'cause I was colorin' earlier… 83
Antauri: Oh, dear…
Chiro: Thanks to SkullWitch57, Jasper Dragonfly, pikurosonai00, EvilAntauri, and Skaternova for their reviews and requests. :D
Jinmay: Reza, calm down. Breathe! Reza, breathe. Take oxygen in, let the carbon dioxide out. In, out… there you go. Now, sit in your chair. Write… good girl.
Skate Park:
Chiro laughed, jumping off his skate board and flipping it into his hand.
"Man, I wish I could stay here forever." The child sighed, "But the high school is almost ready to let their students out… and I'd rather not visit the hospital again."
He stared at the skate park once again before smirking.
"One more run can't hurt anyone."
Mouth Wash:
"I'm going to die of boredom…" Otto whined.
Gibson groaned, "I'd argue that it's not possible to die or boredom… but right now, I'm not so sure."
Antauri slowly opened his eyes, "At the moment, shaving thingy sounds like a lot of fun."
"Hey." SPRX smirked, "Wanna hear a dirty joke?"
Nova looked at him, "What?"
He chuckled, "A horse fell in the mud."
Otto laughed, "I get it!"
"What comes after sixty-nine?" Gibson asked.
"Seventy." Antauri answered.
"No, mouth wash." Gibson laughed.
Antauri chuckled, "Indeed… Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? He's alright now."
Nova giggled, "That was pretty funny. Okay, I've got one. What's white and black and white and black and white and black?"
Antauri blinked, "What?"
"A penguin rolling down a hill." She smiled, "What's white and black and laughing?"
Gibson looked at her, "I don't know."
"The penguin that pushed him."
Otto smiled, "Oh, oh! Two cannibals were eating a clown. One looks to the other and asks 'Does this taste funny to you?'."
Clock:
Beep beep beep.
Chiro groaned, covering his head with his blanket.
Beep beep beep.
He slowly looked out from under the covers at the alarm clock.
Beep beep beep.
He slowly lifted a hand.
Beep bee-
"Chiro Spearo."
Bee-…
Balloon:
"What are we looking at?" Nova asked.
"Otto." SPRX answered her.
The girl looked up, surprised to see the green monkey dangling about twelve feet in the air.
"Shouldn't someone get him?" She asked.
Antauri shook his head, "he likes it."
"And it's funny." Gibson told her.
"How you doin' up there, Chief?"
Otto smiled, "Not too bad. The balloon string is starting to hurt, though."
Mouse:
"Pull yourself together, Chiro!" Johnny yelled.
"What am I supposed to do, Johnny?" Chiro snapped back, "My Team is missing, Aurora and Quasar are who-knows-where, and we're trapped in the Citadel of Bone!"
"What are you, a man, or a mouse?" Johnny hissed.
Chiro paused, "You know, technically, I'm a monkey."
Fairytale:
"'Alright, Team, it's time we mobilize. Hyper Force… go!'"
"What happened next, Mom?"
The woman smiled, "I'll have to tell you tomorrow night, Chiro. Now, go to bed. No more fairy tales tonight."
The child pouted, "Fine."
Crying:
"The war is over. Skeleton King is no more."
Chiro stared at Valeena in shock. The witch crossed her arms.
"My hatred of you is no more. I will see you when you die. Goodbye… Monkey Team."
She turned, walking away.
"Wait!"
She turned back.
Chiro paused, "Are… are you sure? He's gone? Completely gone?"
He smiled, nodding, "I damned his soul myself. The Alchemist is free as his own spirit."
Otto looked at her, "What about Mandarin?"
Now it was her turn to paused, "I thought he'd returned to you. That's what he said he was to do. Perhaps he was afraid you would not accept him."
Otto nodded, "Yeah… that's… that's probably it…"
Valeena smiled, "Worry not, simian, he will return. Where else does he have to turn? He spoke of you all very highly. I must be going."
She turned and left, disappearing into a portal she'd created.
"He's finally gone." Gibson chuckled, "Wow."
"Chiro?" Nova paused, "Are you crying?"
The boy smiled, "I'm… I'm so happy… we're finally free of the worst terror we've faced."
"But there will always be evil, Chiro." Antauri told him, "And we will be there to stop it."
SPRX smiled, "Come on, Kid… let's go get some ice cream."
Rain:
"It's raining!" Otto grinned, "I'm going to play in the rain!"
"Be careful out there, Otto!" Nova shouted.
Gibson nodded, "Don't stay too long or you'll catch your death."
"Wait for me, bro!" SPRX laughed.
Antauri and Chiro jumped out of the pair's way.
"I bet I can get a bigger splash than you!" Otto challenged.
"You're on!" SPRX laughed.
Bath Time:
"Okay, you two, bath time." Nova laughed.
"My splash was bigger." SPRX smirked.
"Lies!" Otto shouted.
Gibson stared at the muddy pair.
"Oh, look, a pair of disgusting muck monsters have wandered in." He groaned.
"Give us a hug, Brainstain!" SPRX laughed.
"You get near me and I will make you regret it."
"Hugs, Gibby! Hugs!"
"Get away!" Gibson jumped up, running off.
Tears:
Oh, a pairing! Let's see… aw, me and Gibby. :3
"Gibson?" Otto asked, "Are you okay?"
The blue monkey laughed, wiping his tears away, "Hey, Otto."
"Gibby! Why are you crying?"
Gibson shook his head, "No, no, it's the chemical… look, your eyes are watering, too."
Otto paused, "Oh, jeez, you're right." He laughed, "What the heck are you making?"
The blue simian's smile died, "SPRX drew on my helmet while I was sleeping." He grabbed it and tossed it to Otto to look at, "So I'm going to ruin him by making him cry uncontrollably. Just a bit of this in his helmet should work."
"Dorkface…" Otto read from the helmet, "Energy equals mass times the speed of stupid squared… S.I.M.P. squirrels in my pants… Don't feed the Brainstain. Wow… you'd think he could come up with some more original stuff."
Gibson laughed, corking a vial of the detestable liquid, "Hopefully I can get this into his room without him waking up."
"Psh, I can help you with that, Gibby." Otto smiled.
"Thank you, Otto."
Otto smiled, holding out his hand, "Anything for you. And I'll fix your helmet… I think I'll do that one first."
Gibson laughed, kissing the green monkey's cheek, "Thank you."
Because of You:
Nova hesitated. What the heck was going on? Why was the Alchemist giving them all weapons? What was going on?
She looked at her new semi-robotic body. She carefully walked over to him and tugged on his robe.
"A… Alch… Alche… mist…" She choked out.
He paused, "Nova?" he let her up onto his shoulders.
"Why?" She asked slowly, still unused to speaking his language.
He pet her, "Don't worry, dearest Nova. You'll all be fine."
She watched him carefully, "Are you… you hurt… somewhere?"
He paused, "Nova…" He sighed, "Don't you worry."
She studied his face, scared by the sorrow in his eyes, "Why… why so… sad?"
He looked away her, his face covered in shadows, "Because…" when he turned back… he was no longer himself… "I'm going to destroy the only thing I've ever loved." Skeleton King laughed.
She shot awake, her eyes wide and her heart racing.
"Oh, Suggazoom… this same dream again…"
She'd had this dream ever since she remembered their creator… for the past five weeks, every night, she woke up with the urge to scream her lungs out and cry…
She slowly got up, washing her face and heading down to make breakfast for everyone.
"Good morning, Nova!" Otto grinned.
She forced herself to smile back, "Good morning, Otto. You're up early. Hey, want to help me make breakfast? I'm making pancakes."
"Can I eat some of the batter? I love your pancake batter!"
She smiled, "Alright."
She turned, her smile falling as she headed for the kitchen. She whimpered as memories forced themselves into her mind… but she shook them away. She couldn't show the Team that she was weak.
"Dearest Nova…"
Bad Boy:
Oooh, Sparky and Nova again. :3
"You know, Sparky…" Nova smiled, running a hand up his chest, "You always flirt with me… yet… you're so sexist… it… it aggravates me…" She smiled innocently.
He paused, "Uh…"
"You say that girls can't fight… that we're not dependable… that' we're filthy liars…" She smiled, bringing their faces close, "Do you really think that?" She just barely touched her lips to his.
"Uh…"
She laughed, pulling him into an actual kiss before letting him fall to the floor. She smiled and turned away, "Fine then. Believe what you want… but you'll eventually have to accept that you're wrong."
Danza Kuduro:
"Otto, what the hell are you listening to?" SPRX shouted over the explodingly loud music.
The green monkey grinned, "I have no idea, but it sounds like fun!"
Antauri slowly walked into the room, a calm look on his face until he looked at Otto. His peaceful demeanor melted away to be replaced with a menacing glare. He lifted a ghostly purple hand towards the stereo and closed it into a fist. The device made a horrific sound before dying.
"So-sorry, Antauri…"Otto told him.
"Whoa, man, what's up with you?" SPRX asked.
Antauri looked at the red monkey, his blue eye twitching, "I have gone four days without meditation… and I can't meditate without peace… I'm gonna take a nap now…" He immediately fell to the ground.
Gibson ran in, "There he is! Crap… he's already passed out." He walked in, lifting Antauri up, "Jeez, you'd think he'd find better places to meditate than his room by now."
Skate Park- Request from SkullWitch57. Just a little Chiro bit, bein' cute and stuff. 83
Mouth Wash- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. These are all joke I heard in my AP class. XD
Clock- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. XD He Spearoed the clock.
Balloon- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. LOL. This is so cute… Otto is so cute…
Mouse- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. He has a point, Johnny.
Fairytale- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. It was all just a bedtime story? D8
Crying- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. Ice cream makes everything better. 8D
Rain- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. I do this all the time.
Bath Time- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. Continued from the one above it. Otto and SPRX got dirty. LOL
Tears- Request from pikurosonai00. Some more fluff. 83 They're so cute.
Because of You by Kelly Clarkson- Poor Nova… Why do I love torturing my favorite characters? I'm so mean!
Bad Boy by Cascada- That's what I got from this song… was that even close? I dunno… I like it. 8D
Danza Kuduro by Don Omar- Poor Antauri. I couldn't think of anything related to the lyrics… because I can't understand them! 8D So I had Otto listen to it extremely loud.
Antauri: Wow, an entire request chapter.
Word Randomizer: -forever alone!-
Gibson: Thirty-two chapters… wow…
I never thought I'd get to six… much less thirty-two. I didn't know so many people still loved this show, since it was cancelled.
Monkey Team: -forever alone!-
Jinmay: Please review and request!
Chiro: Don't flame, though, or we'll let you meet Reza personally… after she's had a large amount of cake, candy, and orange juice.
AND GO CHECK OUT THENA'S STUFF ON DEVIANTART! 8D
Otto: You know, she's gonna do that forever know… XD
SPRX: I like Thena's drawings. I got an awesome jacket. Awww, yeah…
Nova: I like my outfit! :D
SPRX: Yeah… -perv smile-
Mandarin: My outfit is just my normal stupid armor… hmph!
