Anaturi: Hello, everyone!

Mandarin: Guess what!

SPRX: No, don't guess what.

Otto: Guess who!

Nova: Maybe why.

Gibson: It's obvious how.

Chiro: When would be a stupid question to ask.

Jinmay: Where doesn't matter.

The only thing that really matters is I'm getting back at Reza for hacking my DeviantArt account! Hello, everyone, I'm Thena!

Yes, the same Thena (SociopathicRealist) that Reza has been advertising for the past few chapters and some of CoaUS. (BTW, she's holding out on you guys, she's already finished the story. You should yell at her. LOL)

Don't take any of the things I say the wrong way, I love Reza. She's my best… only friend… And the reason I'm not a complete shut in any more.

So, yeah.

Nova: Thanks to EvilAntauri, Jasper Dragonfly and… wait a minute, I thought someone else reviewed.

Otto: Wh-where's my Pikurosonai? D:

Oh, no, Otto, don't cry, I wanted to thank pikurosonai00 personally. She commented on one of my drawings and made me feel special. 8)

Otto: Awwwwwwww! I loves yoooou, Pikurosonai! :D

SPRX: TO THE WORDS! :D

Unicorns:

"Gibson!"

The blue monkey yelped, grabbing the chemicals clenched in his hands, "Chiro, you startled me."

"Sorry, but I gotta ask you something really important!"

Gibson blinked, "What is it?"

The boy looked terrified, "Where are Otto's teddy bears! We can't find them and he's about to cry!"

Gibson blinked, "Wh-what?"

Chiro started shaking the monkey, "Where are Otto's unicorns? We need his unicorns!"

"How am I supposed to know?" Gibson shouted. He let out a horrified yelp when he felt the chemicals in his hand spill, mixing together on the floor. They immediately began to react to one another, fizzing and bubbling, a thin red cloud of gasses building around the lab.

Otto walked in, a stuffed unicorn in his arms, grinning, "Chiro, I- Chiro?"

"UNICORNS!" Gibson laughed, holding onto Chiro for dear life, "UNICORNS!"

Otto watched in utter confusion as the pair sprinted from the room, screaming about unicorns.

"What in the world…" Nova groaned, "Come on, SPRX, let's go- what are you doing?"

SPRX smiled, "Blackmail." He held up the Coderp video camera.

She rolled her eyes, "Let's go get Antauri. And no you are not recording this."

Cheese:

"Antauri!"

The silver monkey opened his eyes reluctantly as Nova and SPRX ran in.

"What's going on?" He asked, "And why does SPRX have the Coderp?"

SPRX laughed, "You have to come see this, Chiro and Gibson are acting insane and yelling about unicorns and I think Brainstain got into the spray cheese and drew a moustache on Chiro with it!"

The silver monkey stared at him for a while before lowering himself to the floor, "When is anyone on this Team not acting insane?"

Nova laughed, "Ha! He got you!"

Antauri shook his head, "Alright, let's see the damage."

Now, Antauri was sure SPRX was being his usual self and exaggerating and that Gibson and Chiro were merely playing around to cure boredom or something and they wanted him to join.

However, he found he was wrong once he'd reached the common room. For the first time ever, SPRX had understated a situation.

At the moment, Chiro and Gibson were dancing in circles around a mountain made of their chairs.

"How did they even… but… but the chairs are installed into the floor!" Antauri stared at them, "I… they… the…" he stared for a minute before putting his head in his hands, "Forget it. I'm not even going to attempt to make sense of this." He quickly transformed his hands to their ghostly form and lifted the dancing pair. He used the other hand to return the chairs to their normal place.

"I'm taking these two to their rooms. SPRX, help Otto rebolt the chairs or… whatever… how did they even get them up?"

Chiro grinned, "Antauri's a unicorn!"

"That's wonderful, Chiro." Antauri droned.

Gibson grinned, "Let's cover him in glitter!"

"I'll destroy your soul." He said in the same unamused tone.

"Gibson, you know what I'm thinking?"

"I think so."

The pair grinned, "UNICORN DANCE PARTY!"

Antauri stopped walking and turned back to them, "Unicorn… dance party… are you high?"

Love:

Oh, look, Thena's using a pairing! Aww, it's me and Gibby! :D

"Robots!" Chiro grinned, "I love robots! They're so awesome! That's why I love working with you guys!"

SPRX smiled, "Alright, what do you love, Antauri?"

"The quiet." The black monkey smiled, "But seeing as I don't get that much, I have to answer cotton candy. What about yourself?"

"I love flying." SPRX smirked, "It's just completely amazing!"

"What about you, Nova?" Otto asked, "What do you love?"

She smiled, "Cute things… and beating up SPRX."

"You love me, admit it!" SPRX grinned, pointing at her.

"I love you flying across the room." She smiled, "And you love flying! Wow, what a coincidence!" She transformed her hand to her large yellow and pink fist and punched SPRX as hard as she could, sending him soaring, "What about you, Gibson? What do you love?"

Gibson crossed his arms, blushing slightly, "I don't see the point in such a foolish question of emotions. Each of us has merely named an object of great interest towards ourselves and I d-"

"I love Gibson!" Otto smiled.

Gibson paused, looking at him. Otto grinned at the blue simian.

"Really?" Gibson asked.

"But if you think this game is all just a bunch of crap…" Otto smiled.

Gibson jumped to his feet, "N-no! I love this game! It's wondrous!"

Otto smiled, pulling Gibson back onto the floor and cuddling up to him.

Nova grinned, "That is so cute!"

Flower:

Another one with me and Gibby! :D

Gibson smiled, walking up behind Otto.

"Surprise."

The green monkey looked up at Gibson with a grin, "Gibby!"

"Wy do you call me that?" Gibson chuckled.

"Because it sounds like kitty, and both kitties and my Gibby are cute."

Gibson smiled, "Thank you. I got you something."

"Oh!" Otto grinned, "What is it, what is it?"

"Close your eyes."

The green monkey did as he was told, "Is it a kitty? A teddy bear? A squirrel? A kiss? A box of candy? A kiss? A video game? Cookies? A kiss?"

"You asked kiss three times."

"I was hoping third time was the charm." Otto grinned, "Did it work?"

"Combined with how completely adorable you are, yes." Gibson leaned over and kiss Otto carefully, "But here's my present. Open your eyes.'

Otto quickly looked, grinning at the bundle of flowers presented to him.

"They're so pretty!"

"I thought you would like them." Gibson sat down next to him.

"Of course I do. You got them for me." Otto leaned over and kissed Gibson's cheek, "I love you."

"I love you, too."

Pokémon:

"Antauri, don't go in there!" SPRX yelped.

The black monkey blinked, "Why not?"

"There's nerdy crap going on and you might be sucked into it!"

Antauri rolled his eyes, "SPRX, last time you said something 'nerdy' was going on, it turned out to be Otto watching My Little Pony."

"I'm serious this time!"

Antauri sighed, crossing his arms, "What is it this time?"

"Otto and Gibson playing Pokémon."

Anaturi paused, looking at the red monkey.

"How about we go to the training room?"

"Good idea."

Detective:

Oh, this kinda hints at Chiro/Jinmay and SPRX/Nova… but nothing major.

Otto winced as a light was shined on him.

"What do you know about this?"

"I don't know anything!" Otto said, "I told you all I know, I swear! I just got back, and it was like that!"

SPRX slammed his hands on the table, "You know something else, I know it! What are you hiding?"

Gibson grabbed SPRX by the shoulder, "Knock it, off, he won't say anything if you scare him to death."

SPRX leaned off the table, crossing his arms.

"Now, Otto…" Gibson sat down in the chair across from the green monkey, "Explain what happened."

"I… I had just come back from the arcade with Chiro. He had a date with his girlfriend, Jinmay, so I walked back alone. I got hungry, so I went to the kitchen and when I got there…" He sniffled, "When I…" He broke out into tears, flooding his optic screens with tears.

Gibson sighed and tried to console the green simian.

The door opened and Nova looked at SPRX, "Come here."

The red monkey quickly walked over, smirking, "What? You wanna ditch work and make out again?"

"That was once okay? Now shut up and look at this." She handed him a file, "Antauri found it."

SPRX opened the file and read through it.

"Well… that changes everything." SPRX handed her the folder and walked back into the interrogation room, "You're free to go."

Otto smiled, "Really?"

SPRX smiled back at him, "Yeah. We know what happened."

Gibson looked at SPRX, "What is it?"

"It was Thingy."

Otto gasped, covering his mouth, "Oh, no…"

SPRX nodded solemnly, "Thingy ate the last cookie, Otto… I'm sorry for your loss."

Music:

Awww, Sparky and Nova. :3

Otto slammed his sticks to the snare one last time, letting the sound drown itself out. SPRX turned and smiled at his brother, giving him a thumbs up.

Nova grabbed the microphone, "Hey, everyone!"

Cheers erupted.

Antauri laughed as SPRX hugged Nova, leaning over and yelling, "Who else here thinks Nova's madly in love with me?"

She grabbed a guitar stand and hit him with it, "Shut up and stick to the music, stupid!" She pushed him away, earning a lot of laughter. He grinned and tried again, only to be held back when Nova held her hand out, extending it as far as she could, "Who all is ready to listen to the best damn music this City has ever heard?"

More cheering.

Gibson smirked at Antauri, "You ready?" He asked.

The silver monkey smiled, "Definitely."

Otto looked at SPRX, "What are we playing next?"

SPRX shrugged, still trying to cuddle up to Nova.

"How about Broken?" Gibson offered.

"But I sing Broken." Antauri told him.

Gibson smiled, "That's my point."

Nova smiled, "Come on, Antauri, don't be a bum. SPRX, get off me before I decide to stickl your hand in warm water while you sleep."

The whole crowd laughed as the red monkey jumped back, preparing for the song as Antauri set the microphone to his height.

"Let's do it." The silver monkey smiled.

Otto tapped out the beat on his sticks, grinning, "ONE TWO THREE FOUR!"

Sea Shell:

"She smells tea bells…" Otto stuck out his tongue, "Bleh."

Nova laughed, "She sells smee smells…" She paused, "Crap!" She laughed again.

Antauri took a try, "She sells sea shells by she shea… darn it! So close!"

"She sells sea sells…" SPRX laughed, "This is hard!"

"She sells sea shells by the sea shore." Gibson smirked, "Hot wheels. Beat that."

Sun Screen:

Oh, Thena finally gave Reza something to be happy about. Gibson/Antauri. XD

"I don't see why I need this." Gibson pouted.

Antauri smiled, "You need this because I love your pretty blue color, and I'd hate for you to get burnt."

"Yeah, I'd look like SPRX." Gibson laughed, "But I'm not even going into the sun. I'm staying here, under the umbrella. Reading."

Antauri rubbed in the last of Gibson's sun screen and dabbed a bit on the blue simian's nose, "No. You're staying here, under the umbrella, kissing me."

Gibson rolled his eyes, "Right…"

Antauri pulled the blue monkey into a kiss, "You like that?"

"Very much, yes."

"Then don't pretend you don't, because I'll leave you to play in the water with everyone else."

Gibson wrapped his arms around Antauri's neck, "I'd chase you down."

Antauri smirked, "Then you'd be dirty."

"A worthy price for getting my kisses." Gibson pressed his mouth to the silver simian's. Antauri put his hand on Gibson's waist, easily responding to the embrace.

"I love you." Gibson smiled.

"I love you, too."

Water:

More of me and Gibby! :D

"Here you go, Gibby."

Gibson took the glass of water offered to him and drank about half of it in one gulp, "Thank you, Otto…"

The green simian wrapped a blanket around the doctor and kissed his cheek, "No problem at all. Get better soon."

"It's just a cold, Otto, I'll be fine."

Otto pouted, "Maybe you're fine, but I'm not. I want kisses…"

"I'm not about to get you sick, too."

"Please, Gibby?" Otto whined, "I'm feeling so unloved!"

Gibson chuckled and nuzzled the green monkey softly, "Just think, Otto, when I get better, I'll give you as many kisses as you want."

"That's a lot of kisses, because I want a gazillion."

Underling:

"Antauri, why are you always with Chiro now?" Gibson asked.

"Yeah, you're always training with him." Otto looked at the black simian, "Why?"

Antauri smiled, "I'm being hopeful."

"Hopeful for what?" Nova asked.

Not the black monkey blushed, "I'm hoping that he'll change from being just my underling… to actually calling me 'Dad'…"

SPRX smiled, "Aw, now isn't that cute?"

"Sh-shut up!"

Unsubstantial:

"Come on, Otto, we need something!" SPRX yelped, dodging an attack from the giant tomato monster.

"How can you expect him to make a weapon when he doesn't even have hands?" Gibson shouted, "Not to mention the unsubstantial amount of tools and materials here!"

"Gibson, Otto's made a machine gun out of reeds before." Nova told him, "You really don't think he can make something now?'

Gibson paused, "Yeah, he's probably finishing it now."

The green monkey came running, jumping over Antauri's deactivated body, and throwing something, "BANANA BOMB!"

Flyleaf:

"Hm?" Gibson paused.

"What's up, Gibson?" SPRX asked.

"I found a flyleaf."

Antauri looked up, "In what book?"

Gibson held up his Advanced Physics book, "Why would there be a flyleaf in my book?"

SPRX shrugged, "I don't even know what that means, so I'm just gonna smile and nod."

Otto nodded, "I have no idea what anyone's saying, so I'm just gonna sit here and look cute."

Nova stood, "Well, I'm bored, so I'm going to leave you boring idiots alone to have fun with your flyleaves and cuteness. I'm going shopping with Jinmay."

Unearned:

Chiro concentrated as hard as a young boy could; focusing on the power Antauri told him was hiding inside of him.

He could feel the black monkey watching and analyzing him. His eyes piercing through him.

"Focus, Chiro." Antauri told him, snapping the boy's mind back to the Power Primate.

SPRX paused when he entered the training room, surprised to see Chiro so calm and determined.

Suddenly, a green glow began to cover Chiro, absorbing him. The boy's concentration broke when he felt this new power. His eyes shot open… and the energy disappeared.

Antauri sighed, "Go get some lunch, then return to try again."

The boy nodded shyly and ran off.

"Give the boy some credit, Antauri." SPRX said, "He's trying."

"I will not give unearned praise." Antauri smiled, "Besides, if I praise him now, my real excitement when he finally succeeds will be less rewarding."

"You just want to make the kid work harder." SPRX smirked.

"Of course."

"You manipulative little monkey."

Antauri chuckled, "Of course. That's how I get you to do work, after all."

Overture:

"Hey, Thena, you look scared." SPRX lokoed at her, "What's wrong?"

Thena sighed, "I'm worried about Reza."

"Why? Is she contemplating suicide?" SPRX gasped in shock.

"No, no." Thena waved his idea away, "She has her concert band performance tomorrow…"

"Oh…" SPRX paused, "So… why are you worried?"

Thena ran a hand through her hair, "Well, Reza's a bit panicky, so it's affecting me. She's pacing around her room right now, gathering up all her stuff for her uniform and singing the overture they're going to play."

"What songs?"

Thena paused, "I know one is Amazing Grace… and another is march of the something or other… the march sounds all happy and makes me think of a candy shop." She chuckled, "And the last is some sort of rhapsody…"

SPRX smiled, "She's just nervous… I'ms ure she'll be amazing."

Reza ran by, "Shut up, SPRX, we can't do amazing! We have to do superior, or we'll all get eaten by the turtles and then-" her sentence was cut off as she left the room, running upstairs.

Thena looked at SPRX, "She was a lot calmer for her marching competitions." He commented.

"They'd performed their show every Friday." Thena told him, "She was used to performing in front of people. They've only performed these songs once… and that was yesterday."

"Yikes…"

Antauri walked in the room, rubbing his head, "Reza just bumped me down the stairs… what's got her so worked up?"

"Concert MPA." Thena replied.

"Oh." Antauri looked back at the hallway, "Should… should we do something?"

"No. It's best to let her run out of steam. She'll eventually fall asleep on the floor or something."

Unicorns- Request from… Thena! 8) This is utterly and 100% inspired by pikurosonai00's 'Unicorns' picture on DeviantArt. It was just too funny to leave alone.

Cheese- Request from EvilAntauri. I wanted to include Antauri in the unicorn madness. And to answer his last question… most likely.

Love- Request from EvilAntauri. They're just adorable! These two are my favorite and I don't think Reza does them enough. So, as Reza would say… HOT WHEELS! BEAT THAT!

Flower- Request from both EvilAntauri and Jasper Dragonfly. These two… could they be any more adorable?

Pokémon- Request from Request from EvilAntauri. NERD RAGE!

Detective- Request from Request from EvilAntauri. I watch too many of those murder mystery shows…

Music- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. Continued from Beat and Rocker. I love Otto. He's so cute.

Sea Shell- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. XD Gibson just PWND them!

Sun Screen- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. I had to give Reza something to make her happy.

Water- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. I love these two probably as much as Reza loves Gibson/Antauri.

Underling- I love Antauri. He's so cute with his fatherly ways.

Unsubstantial- Reference to The Stranded Seven.

Flyleaf- … I have no comment… this is just random…

Unearned- Does anyone even read these little tidbits down here?

Overture- Yep. Best friends. Just let her sleep on the floor. 8)

So, how did I do?

Antauri: I enjoyed it, Thena.

Otto: XD Gibby and unicorns!

Gibson and Chiro: Shut up! –blush-

Nova: I love the Gibson and Otto slash you wrote, Thena!

SPRX: You love any slash, Nova.

Mandarin: Well, please review!

Jinmay: But don't flame.

Unless you count yelling at Reza for not posting the last few chapters of CoaUS as flaming. As long as it's that, flame all you want. I love laughing at her pain. And it's her own fault for not posting them when she finished, like she said she would be doing.

But I love her and she's the only real friend I have… unless you count online friends. Because then I have two friends. Reza and pikurosonai00. 8)

And don't worry, Reza will be back next chapter. This was only a one time thingf. Sorry I suck at writing. I'll shut up now and let you get on with your life.