What is this blasphemy?
Reza getting fifteen messages as soon as she gets home from school?
And every single one is from Fanfiction?
Twelve of which are reviews for the minifics and CoaUS?
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I LOVE YOU ALL! EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO HAS EVER REVIEWED ME NO MATTER WHAT THEY REVIEWED ON, I WANT TO SAY I LOVE YOU! Star Trek, Xiaolin Showdown, Hetalia, or SRMTHFG, I love you all!
Antauri: Reza, calm down! You're going to hurt yourself!
Can't! Someone bought me chocolate ice cream and it's reeeeally good. It's got chocolate and brownies and it's so yummy and I feel really happy!
And I'm mad at the BBCone Sherlock series! Why you no have third season yet? D8
SPRX: Oh, great, she's ranting.
John! Sherlock! You're gay! Get over your pathetic denial and make out already! Or snog! Whatever you weird Brits say! XD I love the British! They're so freakin' cool! Accents are hot!
Gibson: D-does that mean Reza thinks I'm hot? If so, I am rather disturbed…
And why don't people ever respect the school busses they ride? HEY, PEOPLE! I'M GOING TO KILL EVERY PERSON I SEE THROWING TRASH AROUND ON A BUS, OR DEFILEING IT IN ANY WAY! I CLEAN THOSE STUPID THINGS!
Mandarin: Does anyone have duct tape?
HA! Moriarty's brain is floating away on a river of blood!
Nova: Thanks to pikurosonai00, Crazy. That's it, SkullWitch57, Jasper Dragonfly, and EvilAntauri for their reviews!
Look, Sherlock, it's easy. Just go up to John and force him to agree to an experiment before you tell him what it is and then KISS HIM! Ta-da! Instant snogging!
Otto: Updates are going to start taking a bit longer, everyone…
It'll piss Anderson off!
Chiro: Reza's getting closer to the end of her school year, so she's got to start studying for her AP test.
And it'll scar Anderson for life! Come on, Sherlock!
Jinmay: But don't worry, so long as the story says it's incomplete, she'll keep posting!
John will stop dating random girls if you get him to date you! Then you won't be so jealous! 8D
Antauri: *snaps in Reza's face* Reza! Focus! Wrong fandom!
… Can I do a crossover?
Antauri: *sighs* Yes.
BOO-YAH!
Paradox:
"Gibby, what's a paradox?"
Gibson easily replied to the green simian without looking up from his book, "A statement that seems to contradict itself."
"You mean, like 'today is opposite day' and all that?"
"Exactly."
Otto paused, "Huh…"
Gibson chuckled, going back to reading.
"Fascinating…"
"Now, wait a minute, that's my word!"
Reaction:
For every action there is a reaction. A positive action and reaction will build itself up, climbing higher and higher.
However, one mistake, and everything will fall. Fall like a train of dominoes, almost impossible to stop, and once fallen, the pieces are almost impossible to pick back up and place back as they had been before. Something would go wrong. A hand would slip, worsening the damage than before. A piece will be out of place, distorting the image created…
Chiro stared at his hands in utter horror.
He'd taken the row of dominoes he'd spent two years creating- his family, friend, lifestyle, and everything that made him unique- and watched it all come crashing down, falling farther and farther down the line.
"No…" He tried to pull himself to his feet, but Skeleton King's boot held him down.
"Pathetic…" The living cadaver laughed, "Absolutely pathetic."
Chiro felt tears fall from his eyes. How could this have screwed up so badly? He watched as the pieces of his life fell, falling from their place in strange angles that would be almost impossible to retrieve.
And, quicker that Chiro could register what was happening, a silver hand shot out, catching a falling piece and stopping the last few from reaching their troubled fate.
Humiliation:
"Chiro…"
The boy refused to open his door. He'd locked himself away to attempt to rebuild the ruined pattern of his life.
Nova sighed, "I'm leaving food by the door for you."
No reply.
She turned to Antauri, "He's humiliated.
Antauri sighed, "Even if we could get in there, there is nothing we can say to cheer him up. He won't listen."
"Poor kid." SPRX crossed his arms, "It wasn't his fault."
Otto pouted, "He won't even come out for the beach Sun Riders episode. The one with Aurora in a bikini…"
Gibson paused, "Really? He must be really upset."
"I wish there was something we could do to help him." Nova looked back at the door, worry filling her bright pink eyes.
Red:
"Oh… oh, Shuggazoom…" Otto put a hand to his mouth, "I'm gonna be sick…"
Nova turned away, her face paling in horror. Antauri looked at Gibson, who was working wonders with the 'I'm-completely-emotionless-right-now-don't-bother-me' look. The pair looked back at the scene before them.
Valeena. Or, it looked like Valeena. Gibson would have to run tests later to be sure. But that was her medallion on the ground. She lay lopsided, her dress torn and shredded, scratches running up and down her skin, blood pooling around her. But the scary part wasn't the pooling blood. It was the fact that Valeena (?) no longer had a recognizable face. It had repeatedly smashed against the wall behind her. Her attacker had beaten her face into the wall until she'd died.
Then… then they'd taken her blood and wrote, in the disgusting red liquid…
MONKEY TEAM
BACK OFF OR ELSE
Yellow:
Antauri shot awake, gasping for air. He looked around himself and put his head in his hands. He stumbled out of bed and walked around a while, his fur blending in with the blackness of the night. He found himself in the common room after a while and slumped into his chair, grabbing at it for support.
As soon as his eyes closed, he saw it again. Bright yellow eyes, slit pupils, the Super Robot in pieces, his friends all hurt- most likely dead… and the laughter… the laughter…
So he kept his eyes open, refusing to allow himself sleep or meditation. He couldn't risk seeing that again and scaring the Team. He couldn't risk it.
Green:
"Chiro!" Otto shouted, "Grab my camera!"
The boy did as was asked of him, "What do you want me to take a picture of?"
Otto ran to the common room and over to Nova and SPRX, "Come on, let's show him!"
Antauri looked at the trio, "I'm so glad I'm silver."
"And I'm blue." Gibson smiled, "Hooray." He moved a knight on the board, "Go."
Chiro watched as Otto lifted Nova onto his shoulders, and SPRX carefully made his way onto Nova's.
"Green!" Otto yelled.
"Yellow!" Nova laughed.
"Red!" SPRX grinned.
Chiro hesitated.
"They're a stoplight." Antauri and Gibson explained in unison.
Chiro blinked, "Oh! That's funny!" He laughed and snapped a picture.
Orange:
"Penguin. Different. Twelfth. Almond."
"Otto, what are you doing?" Nova asked.
"Bulb. Chocolate. Golf. Aardvark. Promise."
"Otto?"
"Orange. Silver. Depth."
"Otto!"
"Hm?"
"What are you doing?"
The green simian grinned, "Listing words that don't have a rhyme."
She paused, "Oh." She smiled at him, "Okay."
The pair sat in silence for a minute.
Nova looked back up at Otto and chuckled, "Reptile."
Evil:
"You're evil."
"That's not nice, Otto."
"You're eeeeeevil."
Antauri sighed, "Why is Gibson evil, Otto?"
"He stole my cookie." Otto pouted.
Dark:
Gibtauri! :D
It was dark. Everything. The lighting, the atmosphere, everything. And it scared Gibson to no end. He wrapped his arms around himself, trying to block away the darkness.
"An… Antauri…" he whispered, "Where are you?"
A cackle broke through the air, making Gibson's fur stand on end. He quickened his pace, searching for the missing silver simian.
"Antauri?" He hissed, not wanting to be too loud, "Antauri, where are you?"
No response. Gibson glanced around, trying to find any hint of him.
"…l…"
"Antauri?"
"Hal…"
Gibson quickly followed the voice, running to it.
"Hal!"
"Antauri!"
Gibson burst into the room with the source of the voice he'd always loved so much, grinning; wanting to wrap his arms around Antauri and just kiss him until the end of time.
"Hello, Gibson."
Gibson stared in horror.
Mandarin smirked, "Like it? I recorded it after the last time we kidnapped him. He seems to like your name. Easy bait for a lovesick monkey."
Drills replaced hands, "Where is he?"
Hands grabbed Gibson's drills from behind. Mandarin ran over and grabbed the blue simian from around his neck, holding him tightly as Valeena began to pull at the drills, breaking wire and ripping metal. Gibson watched in horror as the drills flew off his arms, discarded to the side of the room.
"Defenseless." Mandarin smirked, "and now, offline."
Corrupted:
"A completely mechanical body." Valeena chuckled, "So easy to manipulate."
Mandarin watched idly as Antauri's programming was changed, rewired, and completely screwed over.
"So easily corrupted."
He stood and looked at her, "Call me what his reprogramming is done. I have a few things I want to try with him."
"Eventually, you'll have your family back, Mandarin." Valeena smiled at him, "Wouldn't you like that?"
Mandarin paused, "Yes… I would."
Deduction:
Hey, look! :D This one's a crossover! The pairings are: SPRX/Nova (D'awww) me and Mandy (Because I'm adorable!) Gibby and 'tauri (Like a BAWS!) and Chiro/Jinmay (Canon FTW!) So, to the sto—hm? Oh, another pairing? Who, Valeena and SK? No… who are these people? Okay, okay, you're the writer. I'll let you do your thing. Apparently, it's got John/Sherlock and Mycroft/Lestrade, too. Whoever they are.
"I'm bored."
"You're always bored when no one's been violently murdered." John sighed, looking over his newspaper, "Why don't you yell at the telly some?"
"Boring." Sherlock groaned, "Where are my cigarettes?"
"I fed them to the skull."
Sherlock stared at John for a while, "That doesn't make any sense."
"Exactly why I said it, to confuse you. Now shut up and let me read the bloody paper!"
"John, I need some."
John folded the paper and stood up, grabbing his coat.
"Where are you going?" Sherlock asked.
John grabbed the Consulting Detective, pulling him to his feet and grabbing the dark blue scarf, pulling it around Sherlock's neck, "We're going out and finding something to do so that you will shut up."
"Can we cause someone to be violently murdered?"
"No."
John and Sherlock, however, never made it outside. When they opened the door, a boy stood there. His hair was messy and black as pitch, his eyes bluer than the pair had seen anywhere. His white clothes were ripped and reddening in places and he was panting.
"H-hello… I heard… I heard you help people… who have problems…"
"Good God." John helped the boy in, "Sherlock, go get my first aid kit!"
"No, it's fine." The child smiled, "I'll heal in a few minutes." He laughed, "It kinda comes with the outfit."
Sherlock paused, "Who are you?"
"Name's Chiro, I'm the leader of the Super Robot Monkey Team. And… we have a bit of a problem."
"What's that?" John asked.
"We've crash landed."
Paradox- Request from Pikurosonai00. Gibson and Otto being cute. 83
Reaction- Request from SkullWitch57. Chiro screwed up… he screwed up bad. And I wanted to do a domino metaphor.
Humiliation- Request from SkullWitch57. Continued from the one above it. Poor Chiro. 8(
Red- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. DUN DUN DUN! This is why you don't watch the Sherlock episode: The Hounds of Baskerville and then go write a story… Small children are going to cry.
Yellow- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. Hm… this may develop into something bigger. Then again, it may not. *shrug*
Green- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. Something random to interrupt the serious and strange ones from before it.
Orange- Request from Jasper Dragonfly. 8D Nova and Otto being cute!
Evil- Request from EvilAntauri. This is the one I should have watched Sherlock for. XD
Dark- Request from EvilAntauri. Why so many dark stories, Reza? Jeez. You'd think I was in a dark mood, but I'm not.
Corrupted- Request from EvilAntauri. MANDY! WHY YOU SO CUTE? 8D
Deduction- ANTAURI SAID I COULD DO IT! HE SAID IT, THERE, AT THE TOP! HE SAID SO! I WIN! 83 I'm so gonna continue this. Sherlock is so hawt. And gay for John. So gay…
So, yeah! Sorry, still no Word Randomizer, not a lot of time and I don't want you waiting too long for these and getting mad at me. I'm getting Spring Break soon, so I should be posting a bit more frequently, so long as I don't have anything pop up suddenly.
Antauri: Reza, can you please turn off Stayin' Alive?
What, why?
Gibson: Because after two hundred and seventy-three times, the song gets old.
Nova: Very old.
Whether you're a brother
or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive
Stayin' alive!
Otto: Please review!
Ah-ha-ha-ha
Stayin' alive
Stayin' alive!
SPRX: Don't flame. Death will come to you.
Ah-ha-ha-ha
Stayin' ali~~ve!
Chiro: I'm going to Spearo her iPod, I swear it…