A/N: I really don't know what to say for this one. I am mute, just like the one writing this letter. *hides under table* Thanks to everybody that reviewed! *goes back under table*

Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I am not Severus Snape! Make sure that the writer gets this through her head!

I will break every bone in your body,

Sergei Dragunov

P.S. I am not talking, but typing!