"C'mon Noods yew almost 'ad it." 2D said to the young girl who sat on the couch looking up at him in confusion.
Murdoc sat in the arm chair working on his second cigarette of the day while watching the blue haired man try to teach the small child insults. She had learned a few like 'idiot' 'stupid' 'dullard', but she was still having problems learning cuss words. Though according to Alan she knew a wide variety of obscene choice words in her own language; the bassist had to admit sometimes 2D seemed really good with the kid.
He was too dumb to ever really take care of a child, but he was the only one who could calm Noodle down when she had her nightmares. He was also the only one who could get her to stop attacking Murdoc when she was angry.
"Man will you stop trying to teach baby girl cuss words." Russel said as he passed through the room.
"Why not, she knows 'em anyways, jus' not in English." 2D said not even looking away from the small girl who was now playing with his hair.
"Yeah Russ yew heard t'ose lovely little pet names she calls me when I 'it dullard over t'ere." Murdoc said, he leaned forward and smacked the singer hard in the back of the head causing him to whimper in pain.
Noodle shot him a look and began yelling.
"See I told ya she knows 'ow to curse." The bassist said smirking.
"I fink I prefer 'er cussin t'an t'ose fits she throws at night." 2D said as he rubbed at the back of his head.
Noodle continued lightly tugging at his spiked blue hair; she was always fascinated by it.
"Yeah I know what you mean, I wonder if it has anything to do with her parents. Maybe they abused her or something before they shipped her here, it's impossible to know where she came from before now…Well except for the address we have, we could look for the place when touring starts."
"Yeah an' if we find 'er parents I'm bustin' their faces in." Murdoc replied angrily.
"You do know there are better ways to solve things than violence, don't roll your eyes like that."
Murdoc flipped off the larger man.
"Yeah, yeah says t'e man who broke my fuckin' nose."
"Hey you deserved that one, violence is the only thing you understand…That and the god knows what kind of sexual things you do to those poor drunk girls you take back to that tin can in our garage." The drummer said sounding honestly disgusted before leaving the room.
Murdoc took another long drag and looked over to 2D who had his head bowed and was blushing slightly.
"I t'ink yew should leave the English lessons up to Alan mate." The Satanist said
Noodle was more fascinated with 2D's hair and necklace than listening to anything that he was trying to teach her. The singer sat back and sighed heavily; the young girl tilted her head to the side then realized the so called lesson was over. She hopped down off of the couch and quickly made her way out of the room.
"So yew still take girls back to yer Winnie?"
"O' course I do…not as many as I'd like, but t'at'll probably change w'en we start wit' t'e touring."
He swore that he saw disappointment on his face, but his hair was covering most of his features from view. Murdoc got up and went over to the couch sitting down in front of the singer, he placed two fingers under his chin lifting his face up to look at him.
"Wot's wit' yew lately dullard?"
The singer pulled his head away and averted his gaze.
"Nofink, I jus' didn't fink yew were still doin' t'at stuff wit girls all t'e time."
"It's not all t'e time, just some of t'e time….I need a woman every now and again, besides yer free to do whatever. Not like we're dating or anything like t'at." He said laughing.
He tried to read the vocalist expression, but couldn't. He sort of just looked empty at the moment; Murdoc caressed his cheek trying to get his attention again. He was going to ask something else until he heard somebody coming down the hallway. He shoved 2D onto the ground roughly then got up from the couch. He put the rest of his cigarette out on the floor next to the blue haired man's head and made his way out of the room like nothing had happened.