"Half Blood Harry Potter"

By Loki Palmer

Author's Note: Harry Potter and all related characters belong to J.K. Rowling. Percy Jackson and all related demigods (with the exception of Loki) belong to Rick Riordan.

DZ2: DING! You got it! It was Game of Thrones I was referring to in at least a couple places – I've been enjoying that series! I enjoyed writing those cooking complaints; they had me laughing as well. And you go so far as to call me a "god of artistic comedy"? Please – you are way too kind …

WhiteElfElder: More than just a trip into the ocean as in the movie? Perhaps I can oblige … just wait …

Chapter 12

Neville sat in a lotus position at the border of the river by Camp Half-Blood with his older brother and instructor, 吕师父Master Lü, standing near him.

"很好。。。吸入吧。。。呼出吧。。。你会感觉到外围吗?" (Very good, … breathe in … breathe out … can you sense your surroundings?)

Neville nodded; over the period of time he had been studying with Master Lü, he found that Ancient Greek was not the only language he could read and understand, for Chinese was on that list as well. He thought the reason why was due to its antiquity as a language.

"我会吕师父。。。等一分吧。。。" (I can, Master Lü … wait a minute …)

He sensed them trying to sneak up behind him; lurching to his feet, he grabbed them by their ties and threw them into the river.

He grinned at them as he watched them floundering. "Fred, George, don't the two of you know any better than to sneak up on someone in the middle of his meditation?"

"Blimey, Neville –"

"– How did you know it was us?"

"What I would like to know is," said Chiron, "how did you manage to sneak into the Camp without me noticing?"

Mr. D helped them get out of the river. "I am curious about that as well. How did none of us notice you until Neville tossed you into the river? Such sneaky troublemakers like yourselves, you could be the sons of none other than … Ο, θεοι αθανατοι!"

The caduceus that shone over the twins' heads made it obvious.

"Would you have guessed anybody else as their Father, Remus?" said Sirius.

"Nope."

Looking between Travis and Connor Stoll looking at their newfound brothers, as well as Sirius and Remus hugging the twins like old friends, Mr. D had at least one thought on his mind: "Θεοι υμιν σωσωσιν!" (May the gods save us!) With two more pranksters added to this dysfunctional demigod mix, it was going to be a long summer … and Zeus had forbidden Him any wine. Oy, gevalt, what a world …

~HALF BLOOD HARRY POTTER~

The five demigods and one mortal arrived at the Empire State Building.

"Mum, this isn't Mount Olympus!"

"The entrance elevator is through here, Percy! You will have to go on!"

"Why, if it isn't my two favorite would-be heroes, their ladies, and a newbie," said a familiar voice. "You were not supposed to come out alive, you know."

"No doubt you have found out what Voldemort has discovered," said Harry. "I have an extraordinary habit for escaping death."

Luke scowled. "I can see that. Who's the stranger?"

"Loki, son of Hades. You have something that belongs to Him, by the way."

"You mean the Invisibility Helmet? Yes, I have it."

"Luke," said Annabeth, "why would you do this? Angering one god is madness enough, but angering two of them – the most powerful and the scariest? Have you lost your mind?"

"The gods don't care about us, Annabeth. Can you think of nothing better than to see the gods receiving Their just desserts for Their cruelty? Upon the ruins of Olympus, we can build a new Golden Age … with some help, of course."

Realization dawned on Loki. "You mean the Baby-Eater stuck in Tartarus."

Luke snorted. "That's propaganda, Loki, and besides – all you remember about Him was that He ate His children. He was the King of the Titan Golden Age, so why shouldn't we try to bring it back?"

"Προδοσιαν λεγεις! Λεγου υμιν, Λουκας: πως θανειν θελεις?" (You speak treason! Tell us, Luke: how do you want to die?)

Luke's eyebrows raised. "You think I will be the one to die tonight?"

Harry raised the Master Bolt in his hand. "Do you want to bet on it?"

Luke let out a cold chuckle. "My, aren't we cocky? You might have to find me first…" He put the Invisibility Helmet on his head.

"Θεοι αυτον κατακρινωσι! Λωκι, ποι εστιν?" (Gods damn him! Loki, where is he?)

"I see him, Harry. As the Americans say: Batter up!"He swung his war hammer and knocked Luke out of the helmet, which flew into his hands while Luke went flying out a fair distance away.

Percy's eyebrows raised. "Have you ever considered playing for the New York Yankees, Loki? You'd be murder with a bat!"

"While that is an interesting proposition, Percy, I would have to say: gods, no!"

"Aw, look who's coming back for more punishment. What's the matter, Luke? Have you lost something?"

Luke didn't need to say anything, for the scowl on his face said it all.

Percy flipped his sword and it turned into a trident. "Cool … let's see what this baby can do!" He summoned out water from a nearby water tower, then used it to trap Luke within a sphere of water.

Harry raised the Master Bolt. "One wet electrocution, coming right up!"

BOOM! The thunderclap from the Master Bolt rent the air as the lightning hit its target.

"Now, let's put 'em all together," said Loki. His war hammer joined with Annabeth's dagger, Hermione's sword, Percy's trident, and Harry's sword with the Master Bolt for additional power.

"Any last words, traitor?"

Luke kept his scowl as he tried one last flight towards them.

"FIRE!" A bolt of energy vaporized Luke on the spot in mid-air.

As they retrieved their weapons, Sally Jackson stood there in shock. "Wow … that was awesome … believe it or not, it reminds me of a popular TV show back in the '90's …"

"Oh, really, Mom? What TV show would that be?"

She motioned him to approach, then whispered it into his ear.

"θεοι αθανατοι! You gotta be joking, Mom!"

"It is an interesting parallel, isn't it, Percy?"

"Yeah, Mom, but still … oy …"

Author's Note: Another interesting chapter done! I'm sure you can guess what series Sally Jackson thought of … Read and review!

Smiles and laughter,

Loki Palmer