IS THIS REAL LIFE?
Chapter Two
"So then, he started freaking out!" Exclaimed an already giggling Lizzie. "And he was all 'I can't do this, I can't do this. That's my mommy!'". And the girls, who were already to the point of clutching their sides, began to roll around on the floor, laughing at Kyle's expense.
Stan coughed, disguising his own laughter. This, unfortunatly, set Kenny off, which in turn made Cartman drop his calm act and roll around a little himself.
Kyle simply sat, and scowled deeply.
The girls composed themselves and Lizzie continued. "So, being the amazing girlfriend that I am, I had to do it for him..."
"Did you say girlfriend?" Nadine interjected, eyebrows raised.
"I'm getting to that part! God!" Lizzie cried.
"No, now!" Sarah demanded.
Lizzie sighed. "Fine. We made out. I just assumed-"
"You made out!" Squealed Mary. She had come into her own ever since entering the house with Butters. Butters, being entirely gullible anyway, hadn't needed any convincing upon hearing the story of his secondary fame. He, however, wasn't geting paid.
"Hey!" Cartman had hissed to Sarah. "If he isn't getting paid, why do you gotta bust him out with us?"
"Because duh! He's adorable!" Sarah had snorted back at him, and then ruffled Butters' hair, to which Butters blushed.
"Yes, Mary, we made out." Lizzie rolled her eyes. "It's what people do when they like eachother."
"Well, that's hardly fair." Kenni smirked, turning to eye up Kenny. The other girls murmured their agreements, also turning to glare first at Kyle, and then at their male doubles.
The boys turned to Kyle too. "You kissed her?" Kenny grinned.
"Well...Yeah, I mean, we were waiting for my parents and we were talking, and once she stops screaming all the time she's actually really funny and stuff and..."
Lizzie nodded approvingly to the other girls.
"Anyway, you fucked yours!" Kyle pointed an accusing finger at Kenny.
"Oh, yeah, sure." Kenni giggled sarcastically, making her way over and plopping onto Kenny's lap. "He lay next to me in bed and we talked about what we'd do if we ruled the world."
Kenny blushed a deep shade of red. He roughly grabbed the back of Kenni's head and pushed their lips together. Everyone politely turned away as the couple got acquainted.
Nadine and Sarah tilted their heads expectantly at Stan and Eric. The boys glanced at eachother before getting up and heading over to the girls. Kyle and Lizzie met halfway and picked up where they left off earlier.
Mary and Butters sat awkwardly, Mary hugging Butters' waist but nothing more. Hers was a motherly affection as opposed to her friends' infatuation.
It was Sarah who broke away first.
"Um, guys? Shouldn't we be showing them what they're doing."
Each blonde broke away from their own embrace blushing red and nodding, eyes on the floor.
"Let's go boys!" Sarah laughed, pulling some thick paper from her pocket and spreading it on the table. Turned out to be a map, covered almost completly with little red dots.
"Everywhere there is a red dot, there is a camera, recording twenty four hours a day." Nadine explained, wiping her mouth.
"Fuck! We'll never get out!" Stan groaned.
"Oh contraire! The guards are stupid. They'll think a camera is on the fritz if they see two of each of you." Kenni rattled off like a rehersed line.
"So you guys are going to go way over this way..." Lizzie motioned to the far East of the map, where the only cameras were stationed outside Kenny's house. "And run!"
"Awh! Running! No-one said anything about running!" Eric complained.
"Hush, baby, you only have to run so far. Then you'll arrive on the outskirts of the next town over-"
"But only..." Interrupted Mary. "If you stick to the East Road. The East Road, Butters, you remember!"
"Now, hon, this is a city, not really a town." Nadine explained slowly, taking Stan's face in her hands and looking into his eyes to make sure he was concentrating. "It's much bigger than here or anywhere else you've really been."
"So..." Lizzie wagged a finger at Kyle "Be careful! A few people might recognise you, but not many, cause Americans aren't big on American comedy..."
"And you!" Kenni concluded, pointing her finger in Kenny's face. "You take these." She reached into her orange backpack and pulled out five plane tickets. "Keep them safe. Lose them, you lose your chance at freedom. Get to that freaking airport and get your cute little butt-cute little butts!-out of here!"
Kenny took the tickets and squinted at the small text printed on them.
"The fuck is Liverpool?" He asked.
The girls looked at eachother excitedly.
"England!" They squealed together.
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Ahhh, so they're finally headed out...wonder if they'll meet any obstacles? I'm going to do the next couple of chapters from some other people's points of view just to explore. Hope you enjoyed the girls, because they'll be leaving the story soon. All the girls are actually based on my friend Sarah, who said please please pretty please could she be in my fanfic? She wanted to shout something random in a crowd scene or whatever, but I split her up and gave her the part of five South Park obsessed girls, who each have one of her middle names (Long name, right?) apart from Kenni (He last name is Kenny. She signs her name 'Sarah Kenny-McCormick', it's adorable). Tell me what you thought of them would you?