-Past Of 2005 Part 2/5-
It's been three days ever since the last transmission with the bastard Twins(Tallest). So far Zim was handling it well, despite the fact that he cried for hours to the point where he blacked out. But after a long recovery of his ego, Zim was back to being well...Zim.
But a great change had happened to him like a really strange change. Zim after surprisingly taking Gir's advice decide since he was stuck on earth might as well try to embrace it. So Zim did eventually and start to try out some earthly activities.
For example: Zim was at skool experimenting on the human device called the GameslaveII. Now normally you would see only Gazlene Membrane the sister of Zim's arch-rival Dibbert Membrane to be playing with these well Zim thought one day why not give it a shot and see what the big deal is. After playing it one night Zim never looked backed.
In the cafeteria Zim can be seen at his table playing his gameslave, grunting as he was killing vampire piggies left and right. "Come to me you mutated worms! Let Zim train you in the ways of death", Zim said. This was interesting thing to see at lunch because it was Zim play the device, even Dib and Gaz were surprised.
"So Zim is all of sudden interested in video games and is probably planning on using our very own devices to brainwash us all!"Dib said to Gaz who was trying to tune him out.
"Or he may of moved on to something better to do instead", Gaz encountered.
"Hmm maybe he wants us to think like that Gaz so he can come up for a surprise attack", Dib replied.
"Look Dib your voice is making my headache just go spy on him like you normally do", Gaz said completely annoyed.
"Oh I intend to Gaz but first-ooooohhhhhh!" he said as piece of paper flew into his mouth. Dib took the paper out of his mouth and found out it was a note that read: (Meet me in the back of the skool at the brick wall now it's urgent! T).
"Gaz I gotta go do something important watch Zim as I go do what I need to do, ok?" Dib said
"Whatever", Gaz said rolling her eyes.
With that Dib ran out of the cafeteria leaving Gaz alone to her gameslave and pizza. It was peaceful for five minutes when she notice a green face on the side of her screen. Gaz didn't have to look at the object because she already knew what it was.
"What do want Zim I'm in the zone", she said with her eyes closed while playing her Gameslave.
"Hmm Dib's not here and Gaz is all along, maybe I could use her to bring Dib more pain than anything she's ever done and possible recruit her as an ally", Zim thought to himself.
"Why little Gaz am simply just see what your highest level is on this GameslaveII so I can compare it to mine", Zim said.
"Well if it will get you away from me level 68 there now go away", she said sternly.
"Really cause that means that I'm only five levels away from you, but if I continue playing I'll be able you mope easily", Zim said walking away.
"Hold it right there you green bean!", Gaz said stopping Zim in his tracks. "Do you honestly think you could beat me in something I was born to do huh do?", She asked viciously.
Zim only smirked. "I got her now, to reel her in for the catch, hahahaha", he thought.
"Well Gaz-Human I know you maybe more experienced with the portable Gameslave device but I doubt you are any good with these games on the Gameslavery XL", Zim said challengingly.
Gaz's eyes went as big as pool balls when she heard what Zim just said until finally she came back to reality.
"Bullshit you're lying Zim", she challenged back.
"Zim does not lie nor does he bullshit because he does have the new GameSlavery XL at his home as we speak", he said proudly.
Gaz could not believe her ears. "How did you get one those aren't even in the stores for three months?",she asked.
"Gir won this contraption in a dancing competition first prize was $750,000 and one of the first ever made Gameslavery XL. I was going to sell this thing because Gir kept constantly begging me to play with him for 2 months and when I finally did...well let's just say I now know what it's like to be addicted to games Gaz it's very pleasing", Zim confessed.
After hearing that Gaz was amazed and little jealous of the green boy/alien.
"Well...goood... for you Zimmy now goodbye", with Gaz was about to walk back to her table when Zim called her.
"WAIT! Gaz I believe we could satisfy each other through some reasonable means", he said.
Gaz raise an eyebrow in disbelief and started blush at what he just said. "Uh...Zim...what exactly are you implying?" Gaz said.
"I'm simply asking that we do each other a service that we'll benefit from", Zim answered.
"No no Zim I refuse!", she nearly screamed.
"But why I just-" but before he could continue she grabbed him by the throat and told him: "I am not some whore that you can benefit from and I am too young for you to even think about sleeping with you."
Now Zim was confused at the situation so he decide to asked: "What do you mean by sleeping with me?"
Gaz mentally face palm herself after forgetting that was terrible at understanding slang. "Sex Zim, I will not have sex with you, you know mating", she clarified.
Zim's face went to full on disgust on what she was thinking.
"Eeck!" disgusting! he bellowed.
"Yeah get it now?", she replied sharing the same kind of disgust.
"Gaz, Zim was going to offer you the benefit of becoming a trusted ally", Zim finally spit out.
Gaz had released him and said:"ally? are you asking me to be friends with you?" she asked.
"Yes why yes I am", Zim said fixing himself.
There was now silence in the whole room, everyone in the cafeteria gasp as they heard Zim doing something that nobody would do before and that was- Befriending Gazlene Membrane. It was so scary that everyone went under their tables to see the chaotic punishment that was about to be bestowed on the poor green kid.
Gaz looked at Zim in for a moment thinking why this alien had a death wish by befriending her, but she also wanted to know the reasons why he chose her so she was going to find out now before she killed him.
"Alright you got thirty seconds to explain what your intentions are and why do they involve me", She snared.
Zim was spooked by her harsh behavior but knew he had to be strong and show her she did not intimidated him. "Well Gaz my intentions are simple", he explained. "
"I am looking for a human companion that can teach me the ways of humanity's social culture. Now I know what you are thinking why would I want an interest in that well here's why. My own race has pak stabbed me and sent me here to die so I thought to hell with them and moved on. But sadly despite the research I've done I can not adjust to the this planet's way's faster than I want to. So basically I need a teacher some who could make Zim feel a part of this miserable rock that I must now live and the reason I chose you is because out of everyone of these filthy stinking worms you are the only who I actually have more respect for okay?", as he finished.
Gaz thought again about all that Zim said and decided to find out what she would get out of the whole ordeal.
"Before I consider anything that you propose what's in it for me? "she asked.
Zim smiled and stated: "Well Gaz if you do decided to take up Zim's honorable offer you will received a lifetime supply of Bloaty's Pizza Hog famous pizza that you love so much".
"I'm listening", she said now fully interested.
"I could acquire any type of games and gaming systems that haven't even sold in this part of the world yet", he concluded.
"Really?!" she said eyes wide opened.
"And as a final addition to sweeten the deal I'll let you use some of my technology to torment Dib in so many ways til your heart's content", he finishing his last add-on.
"Hmmm, alright Zim I'll accept your friend offering on three conditions", she said.
"Of course, to what do you want as these conditions", he asked.
"Well", she said:
1. "You're paying for every treating I call upon you, got it?"
Zim nodded
2. "If I am going to teach you anything you will do as I say or I will revoke our agreement and maybe doom you for your arrogance understand?"
Zim nodded again and replied:" and what is the last condition that you want?"
3." I'm moving in with you, is that clear?"
Zim eyes when to the size of tennis balls as he heard the last one.
"Yo...u...y..ou...you want to what?!" Zim asked screaming.
"Yup, move in with you", Gaz stated.
"But why what is wrong with your own home?" he asked.
"I live with Dib in there", Gaz reminded him.
"While that is understandable", Zim told her. "But I do not wish to have a human living in my domain!"
Gaz just shrugged. "That's my half of the deal take it or leave it and seeing as you are without hope of finding any else I'd suggest you take", she stated.
"THIS UNNATURAL!" Zim screamed.
1. "WE BARELY TALKED OR KNOW EACH OTHER!"
2. "I AM A MALE AND YOU ARE A FEMALE!"
"Well have fun finding someone who won't call the government on you for being an alien", Gaz said walking away from Zim.
"Wait!", he shouted.
"What?" she said not turning to look at him.
"Make sure it's okay with your parental-unit before coming by and by then I should have a room ready for you, ok?", Zim said.
Gaz smirked and said: "Oh you won't have to worry I'll be there and as for my dad he's not going to be an issue".
"Good then I will see later!" Zim said heading to the hallway.
But before they went their separate ways Zim's wrist comm-link went off grabbing both of their attentions. Zim hit the comm-link and a picture of Gir popped out on the screen.
"Hi Master!", Gir said loudly as usual.
"Gir what do want? I'm at school right now", Zim said.
"I just wanted to tell you four pod thingies are coming here", Gir said with a dumb smile.
"Ah good then they've readied entered the system where will they be landing Gir?", Zim asked his Sir-Unit.
"Computer says the school and now!" Gir answered loudly.
"Now?! Here?!", Zim said out loud.
"Yep", he answered.
"Gir! get to the skool quickly!", Zim ordered.
Gir smiled and nodded before disappearing.
"Come on Gaz there some more of my people we need to meet at once", Zim said carrying Gaz while she was playing her game.
Outside of skool
Dib was outside of the skool headed towards the brick wall next to the playground to find a familiar female.
"Hello Dib", she greeted.
"Tak", Dib greeted coldly.
It was awkward seeing each other again after Tak tried to fill the earth's core with snacks just so she could get what she desired from her leaders. So to break the ice Tak decide to start with small talk and see where that leads.
"So... how life on earth treating you huh?", She asked nervously.
"Alright cut crap Tak we both know that you did not have call me here to talk so what are true intention?" Dib asked in a venom voice.
Tak had just sighed and said: "Ok it's obvious you are still mad at me about my plan to take over your planet I get that, but please Dib believe me it was nothing personal".
"Nothing Personal? NOTHING PERSONAL?!, I think that was very personal to me", he snapped.
"I can see that", but she was interrupted by Dib.
"No you don't Talk, I mean I trusted you, I thought maybe you and I could have been best friends and together we could have taken Zim down", he finished.
"Look Dib, Irkens are not the same as humans in term of emotions and courtships. We are a program race meaning everything that were suppose to feel is assigned to us like personalities and traits. We are meant to be a race of bloodthirsty conquerors been on killing inferior species and conquering or destroying planets not make friends or have relationships we just don't do that, it not in our DNA", she explained.
"So?" he asked.
"So we don't care to rely on one another or others to aid us because we are programmed and taught to fend for ourselves", she said.
"Well if that's true then why did you call me here to meet you in the first place", Dib asked.
"Because I don't trust any other slimeballs on this pitiful rock not to have me turned into a lab rat for their point less experiments and you are the human smart enough other than your sister to that knows aliens really exist", she answered.
"But that's not the only reason why I called you here", she said.
"Really? Then what is your real reason?" he asked.
"I'm going to get what I desire since I arrived, my title of invader, but to do that I need the very thing to ensure I get it", answered.
Dib looked at the female Irken in disguise confusedly. Tak saw this realizing she was being vague decide to just spit it out.
"Basically we need to fine Zim and killed him so I can show his corpse to my leaders so I can receive what should have been given to me in the first place", Tak explained.
Dib narrowed his eyes after hearing her explanation.
"We? What do you mean we?". Dib asked arms crossed.
"Well I... uh... I mean I... I was...", Tak was having a real hard time asking for assistance.
"Your really bad at asking for help aren't you", Dib asked laughing at her feeble attempts.
"No, it's just I don't know how to ask someone who I just betrayed for his assistance to bring down the guy who we both hate together", she said.
"Look how about this I agree to help you kill Zim if you agree to not invade earth and I get to keep Zim's corpse so I can show the world that aliens do exist and that I am not crazy,Deal?", Dib offered his hand to seal the deal.
"Deal!" Tak said shaking his hand.
After the hands had finish there shaking a black cats whooshed in front of them.
"Mimi what you doing here?", Tak asked.
"My radar has spotted four targets closing", the cat answered.
"Whoa you talk now?" Dib asked in surprised.
"I installed a vocal processor so she can express her opinions and ideas that help me at any time" , she said.
"Master four pods have just entered the atmosphere and are descending towards this location fast", she answered.
After she said that Gir came flying into her hugging her.
"Hi! MIMI! "Gir said while hugging her.
"Let go of me you metal fatigued idiot!" She ordered.
Seconds later Zim came running towards the group with Gaz over his shoulder playing her gameslave not being bothered by the fact she was being carried until he put her down.
"Tak! Dib! what are you doing here, Tell me!" Zim ordered.
"Well are-"
"Tell Me!"
"We are!"
"Tell Me Now!" demand again.
Tak sighted and said: "We are here because there are four pods heading straight towards the school and we came to investigate, what are you doing here?"
"Well we two came here to investigate ourselves right Gaz?" Zim asked.
"I'm just here because I getting pizza out of him", Gaz pointed it.
Gaz why are you with Zim and why did he just carry you all the way out here? Dib asked.
But before Gaz and Zim could answer the Sir-Units Gir and Mimi instantly shouted: "Incoming!"
Like magic everyone hit the floor just in time for four objects flying towards them missing them by just a few meter until they crashed to the ground shaking it so hard that it felt like an earthquake. The impact did cause an earthquake so large everyone in the skool run home immediately leaving the whole area was deserted. The aired around them was covered in flying dirt and dust blocking everything making it hard to see anything in a ten foot radius.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!" everyone said heading to the four objects that landed.
(to be continued stay tune?Also this part is split into 2 pages because I didn't want to keep people waiting too long so sorry for the long wait, and thank you for your support, another fact this is the longest chapter I have ever done out of all four of my stories, so wow...yeah)