IS THIS REAL LIFE?
Chapter Twenty-One
The reformation of Fingerbang was a big thing in South Park. The crowds were huge, at the front the boys' parents (Wendy had refused to rejoin, due to her embarrassment over the whole 'Fight' thing).
Kenny was first onstage, pointing and winking at Craig and Tweek, who grinned wickedly. He was followed by Kyle, strutting his stuff and busting some moves, also holding Stan's hand. Stan grinned at the crowd and held up their laced fingers proudly. Eric entered, clearly thinking he was the most important member, as always. In his shadow followed a confident looking Butters (Because Kyle refused to be in a boyband with just four members...That's gay!).
The five boys stood centre stage, holding up their arms. The huge audience applauded, girls screamed.
"Before we begin..." Stan cried, loving the way his voice sounded booming around the park. "We have an announcement to make."
"For a while now, five imposters have been living among you." Kenny grinned. The audience began to look around nervously, murmuring to eachother. No-one made the connection that there were five 'boys' onstage. Those 'boys' all began to giggle a little too girlishly.
"These imposters have wreaked havoc in the school, and in the town." Kyle called out, getting the audiences attention. Kenny sniggered, remembering the look on Mr. Stotch's face when he woke up to find the word 'homo' sprayed on his door.
"Their names..." Butters laughed openly into his headpiece. "Are Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Eric and Butters."
The crowd gasped collectively.
"That's right, bitches!" Sarah cried, dropping her accent and pulling off Eric's hat to reveal her long hair. "We're the girls you're looking for!"
Kenni pulled off her parka hood, Nadine and Lizzie their hats. Even Mary pulled off Butters' fleece and stuck out her chest proudly.
"Here's your boys!" Kenni yelled.
And into the spotlight emerged five boys. Kenny was carrying Butters on his back, Butters waving and giggling like a child. Kyle had his arm around Stan, supporting him and his leg, which was still in it's cast. They walked as one to stand beside the girls. Sarah twirled around to watch Eric run out onstage. They ran into eachother's arms and kissed passionately. Grinning, Kenny swung Butters to his front and kissed him, too. Stan and Kyle shrugged and followed suit. The remaining girls stood together and took a bow.
"This has been a protest! Let the boys live alone like they have for the past weeks!" Nadine yelled.
"Yeah!" Kenni laughed. "And let them have their money!"
The crowd cheered, parents ran up onstage to say hello to the boys they didn't even realize they were missing, and the boys and their imposters broke into the first verse of Fingerbang...
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So there you have it! Done! I thought that was a nice way to end it, didn't you? Love you! Review please! I don't care how far into the future you're reading, I'll be waiting around! :D