-Past Of 2005 Part 2.5/5-
Once everyone got a good look at them it was discovered that the four objects were ships of Irken origin. Zim, Gir, Tak, and Mimi were the first to go up closer to the ships then follow by Gaz and Dib.
"Whoa what are those?"said voice.
"And where they'd come from?" said another voice.
Everyone turned around to see Zita and Gretchen looking scared and confused.
Before anyone could get a word in the sound of spaceship doors opening before their very eyes which blinded by the bright lights coming from openings. Eight shadows appeared from the pods four were small with bright eyes very similar to Gir and Mimi and another was shown that looked very similar to that of Zim and Tak.
"What vile monsters are you?!" Dib asked.
"Monsters? Vile Monsters? how dare you?" said a voice angrily.
Wait that voice, Zim paused then said: "Skoodge, is that you?"
"Zim?" said Skoodge coming from the light.
"Zim?" said more voices.
Then out of the light came were more Irkens.
"Whoa no way are those?" Zita asked not believing her eyes.
"Aliens?" asked Gretchen also in disbelief.
"Yes we are" , Skoodge answered.
"Ok before we do anything else I have to do something", Zim announced.
Before any questions were asked the school area around them turn was gone and replaced with Zim's base. Once inside Zita and Gretchen looked up. Everywhere they saw was nothing but large test chambers, Irken symbols all over and very strange pieces of technology not earth based at all.
"What is this place?" Zita asked.
"You human are in the almighty Zim's magnificent base" ,Zim answered.
"Alright what the hell is going on the here Zim?" Dib asked.
"Yeah you obviously have know more than what you seem to know so start talking now!", Tak demanded.
"Zim had looked around to see all eyes on him including Gir's who was give him the wave of encouragement", Zim Sighed.
"Alright everyone before I explain the situation I think my fellow Irkens over here would like to introduce themselves", Zim said as he started to introduce them in order.
"This tubby, short, and yet amazing Irken here is named Invader Skoodge. I've known him through smeethood all the way to becoming Irken elites he ain't a pretty sight but I can tell you he's no failure when it comes to conquering worlds after all he's was the first to conquer his assigned planet for Impending Doom II", he concluded.
"I am not afraid of taking on those who stand against me or my beloved tallest", Skoodge said proudly.
"Yeah yeah moving on", Zim said pointing to the female Irken next to him.
"This one here is Invader Tenn another Irken who was also apart of Impending Doom II. However she was very unsuccessful for her assignment to Meekrob but she very handy when it came to serving in the Armada back in Impending Doom I before she was officially transferred to Invader so she knows strategies in space warfare", Zim finished.
"I was very tactful during my time and still am", Tenn said.
"Yet your terrible when it comes to invading worlds, so yeah", Zim said annoyed.
Zim then pointed to an Irken that looked very strange. He had Zim's appearance with Tak's height. His eyes, pak, and outfit were jet black. His teeth were in the form of razor blades, his claws were slightly bigger than a normal Irken by three inches, his antennas were the in the shape of scythes. Just looking at him alone was horrifying enough for the group even Gaz to have a slight chill up their spines.
"This Irken here with eyes blacker than his soul is Invader Blade The Genocider. He served in Impending Doom I and most of Impending Doom II demolishing thirteen entire species and nine planets by himself and that's just his spared time not his actual assignments", Zim explained.
"Actually defect it was fifteen species, ten planets, and five moons", Blade corrected.
"Minor details ok, the point of it is he's an expert in galactic genocide got that cretins?" Zim asked. To which everyone nodded.
"Good, now last but not least this one right here is Tex The Grim Reaper", Zim announced as he pointed to the Irken next to Blade.
Tex also looked like Zim but with green eyes and pak. He had a long scar that met his eye to his cheek. His outfit was an original Irken invader style outfit but with a tie hanging around his neck as if he was wearing a suit.
"Tex is another Irken genius like me, however he specializes in two fields ship construction and fighter pilot for the Armada. He was one the empire's most finest pilots with a total of five hundred victims under his mighty belt", Zim added.
"Well I actually took down thousands fighters if you count the great ambushed of Nykiydto(Nee-Key-To)", heard of that? Tex corrected and asked.
"Oh I heard of that, it was one of the most disastrous battles ever fought, we lost nearly half of the Armada's manpower during that mess", Zim remembered. "Thank what the humans call god I was on Foodcourtia during the whole event", he said with a sigh.
"Uh...Zim?", Tak asked.
"What?", he responded. "Oh! right everyone here probably remembers Tak but for those who don't know, she is a Irken who not only tried to take Zim's job of conquering this world but also his own life over one minor incident that happened 50 years ago".
"A minor incident? YOU IDIOT you caused a massive power outage in half of Devastis that I while trying claim my title of becoming an INVADER, YOU DEFECTIVE FOOL!" She screamed in outrage.
"Oh I heard of that incident, so that was you then?", ask Blade
"Yes, I caused the accident all because I wanted a candy out of the machine, which just so happen to be next to a training cell that she was in and I had no idea about it and blah blah blah boohoo hoo I'm crying her a river, whatever moving on", Zim said in his loud nonchalant voice
Fellow Irkens direct your attention to this group of scum dug up from the bottom of the bottle- Zim was interrupted by Dib.
"First off dimwit it's bottom of the barrel", he corrected Zim. "And second Hey!"
"Whatever you smelly pig shit", Zim responded.
Everyone except for Tak and Gretchen laughed.
"Now as I was saying this group here is earth's disgusting inhabitants the humans", he said pointing at Dib, Gaz, Zita, and Gretchen.
Zim then point to the big headed one of them all and introduce: "This human with the head the size of nine moons combined is Dib Membrane earth's most pathetic and rejected worm baby of them all and yet is one of two smart people on this rock to actually know that aliens truthfully exist".
Dib was pissed that he got that as his introduction from Zim, but eventually calmed down when he realized this was Zim he was talking about. Zita and Gretchen looked at Dib giving him apologetic expressions. Dib noticed this and nodded in forgiveness.
"Then there is these two female worm babies named Zita and Gretchen, all I'm going to say is they are my classmates and that's it", Zim said.
"And last but not least", there is this one and only, Zim said pointing to the girl with purple hair. "Gaz Membrane the sister-unit of Dib-stink and the most feared human known. She is the only human that I can tolerate and is also very useful ally when needed".
"Well at least he's honest", Gaz said playing her Game slave.
"Yeah it was nice of him to introduce everyone here", said a very familiar voice.
"But I think he forgot about some more people", said another familiar voice.
Everyone turn to the giant lab screen with two figure.
Zim's skin crawled at the site of his former superiors. "What do you two want?" Zim hissed.
"Aw you see that Red? Zim hates us, ain't that cute?" Purple pointed out sarcastically.
"I can't imagine why Purple, we gave him a task for the Empire's expansion into the galaxy so why would he hated us? eh Zim? why do you hate us?", Red with the same level of sarcastically.
"You know why, YOU PAK STABBERS!", Zim roared.
"Ow that hurt I am insulted", said Red sarcastically again.
"ZIM KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!", Tak said with authority.
"Why what they going to do? banish me, you, and them twice?", Zim asked pointing to him then to her and the other Irkens.
"Huh? what are you talking about Zim?" asked Tak along with the other Irkens.
"Oh! I guess he hasn't told you all hasn't he?" Purple asked.
"Tells us what?" they asked again.
"You wanna tell em? or I tell em?" Red asked.
"Let's both tell em", Purple answered.
"TELL US WHAT MY LORDS?!" they asked anxiously.
"OK everyone here is there for a glorious reward has been given to all of you and that is: Banishment", Red & Purple said.
"WHAT WHY?!" They screamed in confusion.
"Well where to start? hmmm, alright first is Tak the reason you were banished was not because you fail to conquer earth but you failed to kill Zim in the process as well as left your post on Dirt and the Control Brain does & will not tolerate insubordinate people no matter what or who they there are no exceptions", Red explained.
Tak nearly feel to her knees until Dib caught her.
"Skoodge you are banished for being fat, short, and ugly, and I don't like short & ugly Irkens especially those who thinking they can be just as good as the taller one so you are out", explain Purple.
Skoodge bowed his head silently in disgraced.
"As for you Tenn well you already know why you're being punished so learn well that this what happens to those who fail their own race", Red said coldly.
Tenn couldn't speak all and just stood there on the verge of crying.
"AS for you two you both out", Red pointed to Blade and Tex.
"But why?" they asked.
"Because you two stole a large crate of my jelly filled donuts that's why", Purple said crying a little.
Red went over and hug Purple trying to calm him down. "There, there Purp, keep it together it's gonna okay", Red said in a quiet sensitive voice.
"First off we didn't steal those donuts we had to bargain those because some resistance guys overran our ship", Tex explained.
"Yeah we were about to get fried if we didn't hand them over", concluded Blade.
"No loyalty, no integrity, and no sense of responsibility, ooh you two should have fought to your deaths for those donuts,I hereby sentence you both on that rock with the other failures for life!" Purple said with anger.
"NO! ALL YOU FAILURES ARE STAYING ON THAT ROCK FOR LIFE! HEED THIS WARNING WELL OR YOU WILL BE PUT TO DEATH, THAT IS A PROMISE! SO LONG, FAR WELL(not really), AND DIE THE MOST ENTERTAINING DEATH!", Red & Purple said finishing there speech before disappearing off the screen.
The whole room was silent as a church at least for while until Tak broke the silence.
"So Zim, you ruin my life completely now with no chances of redemption, I said once before I wasn't going to kill you but after what just happened I change my mind now, I'M GOING TO ERADICATE YOU OFF THE PLANE OF EXISTENCE!" she roared with her pak leg lasers coming out.
"WAIT!" Zim commanded. He began to think of plan that could save his neck from death. Then it hit him harder than a truck on his face and instantly thought of his plan about his own empire. But in order to do that he needed to convince everyone including Tak after see her skills and determination first hand. "I hope this works", he thought to himself.
"Now Tak look why is your anger focused on me, when you should be happy?" Zim asked smiling and sweating.
Now Tak's anger was meet with confusion. "What on earth are you talking about now Zim?" Tak asked.
"Good, he thought. Now I got her attention now get her on board with the idea. Well Tak, what I mean is that you, me, Blade, Tex, Tenn, and Skoodge are free now and with these humans here an opportunity has arrived for each and everyone of you", he exclaimed.
Tak, Blade, Tex, Skoodge, Tenn, and even the humans were confused about what was going on.
"Confused? good because I want to be able to explain my glorious and almighty plan for you all", Zim said. "And the best part is that everyone of you will be granted something that will be the best thing that has ever happened in your pathetic lives".
Everyone looked at Zim as if finally lost it.
Zim sigh and explained, "Alright I am planning on taking down the EMPIRE! and I need you to join me in my cause".
"WHAT!YOU'RE MAD! no Irken is foolish enough to actually go up against the empire it's suicide", Tak declared.
"I agree that is the quickest way to meet your end", Tenn add.
"I second that notion", Tex agreed.
"Here, Here", Blade said also in agreement.
"Maybe it could be done", Skoodge said surprising everyone even Zim.
"Skoodge are you insane?" Tenn asked in shock.
"No I am not! I am tired of being pushed around because of what I look like, am not Irken enough to be an Invader like you?" Skoodge spoke truthfully.
"See even Skoodge can open his eyes and see the truth on how the empire really is, why can't you all?I mean haven't you all wanted to make the empire and everyone apart of it pay?" Zim asked.
"Look Zim I have a good mind right now and because it I'm going to let you die in your own insanity", Tak said holding her head.
"Tak's right and how are you going to just straight up ask us humans to help you I thought you hated us and secondly why in the hell would we want to help you to begin with?" Dib asked.
"Well when starting your own-uh...uh...uh anything you to start with a crew and since there is no other advance forms of life around so you hummies will have to do, happy with that?" Zim asked with his trademark grin.
"NO! not one bit", Dib exclaimed.
Next thing you know the whole room is filled with the sounds of auguring beings which was annoying Gaz to no extent. Being quiet for too long Gaz thought about popping the questions of her own.
"HEY IDIOTS SHUT THE FUCK UP!" She scream.
Everyone was now silent and looking at her as if she was demon or the devil reincarnated.
"Now that I hear myself think I got three question about this and I am going to get the answers or everyone going to meet their maker, GOT IT?!" Gaz stated and questioned.
They all nodded.
Good now for my questions:
1. "What the hell is going happen to these banished aliens here?"
2. "Where they going to live for the time being?"
3. "This one's for you Zim, What in the do we get outta helping you with your quote on quote cause?"
"Well for one, they are going stay here obviously Little-Gaz", Zim answered.
"But where are they going to live they exactly have homes on our world Zim?" Zita questioned him.
"Well I have established another home base since the last one got destroyed", she said eying Dib, Gaz, Zim, and Gir who was just eating another one of his tacos.
"Then we'll split the group", Tak suggested.
"Alright, Skoodge and Blade will be staying in the home of Zim", he said.
"Then I guess I will be taking in Tenn and Tex lest they catch your stupid disease", Tak said.
"Uh Tak stupidity isn't a disease", Dib said correcting her.
"Explain Zim's case then", she replied back.
"I... fair enough", Dib said giving up.
"Well that settles that but now what about"... Gretchen was interrupted.
"That will be explained if everyone has agreed to join me, so what do you say?" Zim asked.
"I said it already you are insane goodbye come on MIMI!", Tak said as she started leaving with Mimi right beside her.
"Yeah I'm out too", Dib said.
"I'm with her", Tenn said.
"Me too", Tex said following them.
"Yeah I gotta go to it's late", Zita said.
"Yeah my mom and dad will kill me if I'm not home soon", Gretchen added then left.
"At least consider my offer!" Zim shouted as everyone of them left.
I going to go to go fine my room around here, Blade said leaving as well.
"Why doesn't anyone believe my plan will work this time? Doesn't anyone want give me a chance?", Zim said question sadly. He was so sad nearly fell on his knees until he was caught.
#SLAP#
Gaz took her face away from her gameslave walk towards and grabbed Zim only to turn him around and slap him dead in the face.
"Ow! what was that for?", Zim asked holding his cheek.
"That was for annoying me with your crying I can't stand to hear anyone cry it's..it's...it's disgusting now stop it or I'll make you stop it got you puke stain?!" Gaz replied.
#SLAP#
Zim just snap out of pure anger and with no thought what so ever he slapped Gaz so hard she hit the ground.
Gaz looked at Zim in shocked and then in anger as well. This was not going to be pretty.
Zim you have sign your death wish now have fun in the nightmare realm! She announced throwing ball of demonic energies at him. The ball exploded on impact of Zim's being. He growled in pain while holding his head.
"You have been punished now,you will suffer", Gaz said Demonically. She sees Zim's body twitching and twisting and then stopped.
Gaz Looked at him only to see him stand up and looked up at her with a evil smile and couldn't identify any of his emotions what so ever in his eyes.
"Well Gaz you are amazing and powerful but even your powers of darkness won't affect", Zim said with an equal demonic voice.
How? tell me how?! She demand.
"I am Zim if the empire couldn't kill me what makes you think you could?" Zim asked demonically again.
"Hmm? you're alright alien to be able to withstand my nightmare attacks but that still doesn't stop me from kicking your ass!" ,Gaz said returning to normal.
Zim gulped.
"POW"
"BAM"
"BAM"
POW
"POW"
"BAM"
"Well I'm done so when this plan of yours take off?" Gaz asked cleaning her knuckles.
Huh, wait you want to join me? Zim asked in pain.
"I will help you", Gaz answered.
"That's gre-" then Zim paused.
"Wait a minute I wasn't born yesterday human what is your catch?" Zim asked.
Gaz raised her eyebrows as she smiled.
"Sorry Zimmy but you'll just have to wait see", Gaz said and with that left to the house.
"Well Skoodge what say you?" Zim asked.
"I am with you", Skoodge answered.
"Good now get yourself ready we have skool soon as well as planning to be done",Zim commanded.
It's here have lovely Thanksgiving.