The Patrollers Two-Week Vacation Begins!
Hey Mom,
It's been a while hasn't it? How have you been? I hope you're well, honestly it's been awfully lonely being away from everyone in Maiz. I know you don't like hearing about my work, you've always been against fighting but being the daughter of Chéngshà Shi I've got to tell you everything.
I'm severely outclassed by everyone. It's a little disheartening, I find myself eating dirt at the foot of the enemy while my partners have had to come and save me. Giving up seems easier doesn't it? But unfortunately for the daughter of Autumn Shi she's as pig-headed as her mother and never gives up even if it's for my own good. You think Dad is proud of me? Does he watch us proudly in Otherworld? Enough with sap, see you soon!
Love Your Pig-Headed Daughter,
Lyric Shi
P.S.
I'm off to see Granny, wish me luck!
"Oh fuck off" Lyric said after discovering Ren was the person talking to her. The young, gray-haired man simply smiled at her reaction as letting her cursing slide. "Do you have a moment?" Ren asked ignoring her intial reaction as Lyric readied herself for a fight as she position her fist up. "What do you want from me?" she nervously asked in a stern voice. "I just wanted to show you something...I don't wanna fight." Ren said putting his hands in the air in a sign of surrender. Our blue haired protagonist uneasliy nodded "yes" as Ren walked towards a garden in the Plaza of Time as he pointed towards a certain patch of plants.
"Those are Senzu sprouts, once they are ready feel free to take a bean before heading to a mission or training" Ren said as Lyric's face began turning red from a rising tension. "...A-Are you calling me...weak?" she said while struggling to talk. Ren stared blankly at her until his widened realizing her misunderstanding of the kind gesture. "...N-No not at all. I-It's just that I care about you a lot and just wanted to let you know is all" said Ren in a panic as violent red blush appeared on Lyric's face "I told everyone else too if that makes you feel better" Ren said trying to diffuse her anger in vain as she walked slowly towards him covered in comically powerful aura angrier than before. "...YOU JACKASS!" Lyric yelled before stopping shot of punching Ren "...thank you" she said as her anger disappear and patted Ren on his shoulder.
"I really do appreciate it, thanks Ren. See you later" Lyric said in a defeated voice as she walked off towards the Toki Toki Gates in the Time Machine Station.
"That was scary" Ren said as he held a blue flower "my heart's racing, I wonder if it's fear or" he thought to himself as walked the opposite direction. Lyric continued towards the gates with the encounter still fresh on her mind "damn him" she repeated in her head until noticing the back of a familiar head. An mischievous formed on her face as slowly raised her hand into the air unbeknownst to Nagato Kimchi who was the target of the ambush. Nagato's teammates watch in horror as malicous red and black aura surrounded Lyric's hand as it descended towards Nagato's backside in slow motion, finally striking him the lower back.
"RRRAAAAGHHHHH!" Nagato yelled in pain as he lept into the air.
"Hey Kimchi! How the heck are ya?" Lyric asked in a cheerful voice which was accompanied with a accomplished and satsified atittude along with a trolling smile.
"Don't call me that!" Nagato yelled in reply.
"Anyways Kimchi, Granny excepts to see you too. Don't be late!" laughed Lyric as she ran towards the gates.
"...Your last name is Kimchi?" Lupin asked with dumbfounded face.
"Nagato...Kimchi? THAT'S SO CUTE!" Kari cheered as hugged Nagato much to his resistance "I hate you Lyric" he quietly said to himself. Lyric met Babz at the gate as the two walked into it appearing Hercule City. The patrollers flew towards the Majin's house were they were greeted by a portly, pink Majin who sported a mustache and a thin, white Majin wearing a traditional kimono.
"Babzie!" they cheered hugging Babz and lifting her in the air. "Lyric, these are Babz's parents Majins Babo and Beez!" she said as the four stood in front a massive dome mansion located within a very expensive neighborhood.
"Wow I've never seen a house this big before" Lyric said flabbergasted at the sight of the Majin household whom the residents simply chuckled.
"It's only nature, Papa is a Five-Star Chef and Mama did Buu Operas" Babz explained as she continued to talk "Babz's sister Bae is in Buu Generation and her brother Beezle in a prestigious school to be a scholar" she finished as Lyric nodded trying to comprehend. The day continued as the two patrollers settled in and relaxed, they ate, they shopped and had a relatively lazy day. After a short sparring session the girls changed and called it a night as the day ended.
"Today was really fun Babz" Lyric commented as she cleaned a pair of glasses while sitting a lower half of a bunk bed.
"Yeah, Babz had a lot of fun. Babz glad Lyric is her friend" the Majin said as hung upside down to see Lyric cleaning her glasses. "Lyric wears glasses?" Babz asked curiously "...yeah" responded Lyric as she put them on "does it look bad?" she asked the Majin. "No, Babz thinks it's cute! Lyric can attract boys better with glasses!" playful replied Babz as a blush burned onto Lyric's face remembering her encounter with Ren from earlier. "Don't remind me" Lyric said before going to sleep. The next morning the Majin residents stood outside to send off their Earthling visitor.
"Is Lyric sure she has to leave so soon?" Babz asked as Lyric smiled.
"I'll be back soon for your party. But hey Maxim is coming later today right?" our protagonist replied as Babz nodded. Lyric flew off into the sky while the Majin family waved and wished good luck, she flew several hours northeast from Hercule City until she spotted a small, isolated oriental temple surrounded by woodlands. "There it is" Lyric said to herself as she dropped from the sky and began calling around "Granny? Granny you still alive?" she asked until a voice was heard.
"Of course I'm alive you dimwit!" said an elderly voice from the forest. From the trees an elderly woman emerged, she had an aged face and was short in stature, with dull dark brown eyes, and dark grayish-purple hair. Lyric ran towards the elderly woman and embraced her in a hug to which old woman placed her hand onto Lyric's stomach and launched an invisible Ki blast that caused Lyric to cough up spit and blood.
"Nice to see you too" said Lyric as fell to the ground and laughed in pain, she stood up after several minutes of pain as immediately another voice called out from the forest.
"LYRIC!" said a boy with fiery red hair as he jumped towards Lyric.
"Bad touch" Lyric said as she roundhouse kicked the boy onto the ground "Oh Lance, how've ya been kiddo?" she said to Lance as he laughed in pain on the ground.
"Never been better" Lance laughed.
"Welcome home kiddo" said Granny as she, Lance, and Lyric walked into the temple.
A/N: As always thank you for reading! This filler arc will last for one more chapter but I wanted to show you all a little more of Lyric as a character, I hope you don't hate her lol! A special thanks to Baconman104 for his OC Lance who will be featured more! Also I've compiled a bit of a unofficial soundtrack list on my Profile page to add a little more effect on the story(I have way too much time on my hands).
And now a little more info on my version of Majin Culture.
Most Majins have a love for the dramatic and theatrical.
As the case Babz's mother Beez is a soap opera actress for the show: The Minor Things
Babz sister Bae is apart of an all Buu-girl group: Buu Generation (Girl's Generation).
All Majins descend from Majin Buu who live with Mr. Satan, so the theory is that from Buu's memories with Mr. Satan the majority of Buus have developed a taste for the finer things in life.
Thanks for reading!
