BTW: I'm gonna name the kid after an existing Naruto character so give me a boy and a girl they don't have to be re-occuring just one episode is enough for me so if and when you review please give me name to use. This one looks long but its not just dialogue again. Ya know its funny when i started this I hated dialogue but now having to descibe everything in detail makes me extremely bored.
RECAP: They goto dinner.
Naruto was in the men's room, supporting himself using his hand and the sink. He had his head down. He heard someone coming and seriously hoped it was Gaara. It wasn't, it was Shikamaru.
"Hey, Naruto."
"...hey..."
"So...how's Gaara?"
"Why ask ME that?"
"Because you're eating dinner with him..."
"Well, he's fine..."
"Is he leaving with Temari and Kankuro tonight?"
"...no..."
"Where's he going then?"
"He's staying here..."
"With you?"
"Why does it matter where he stays?"
"Just, ya know, if he needed a place..."
"So why are you in here...?"
"Could you just tell me and be done with it...I mean I don't expect you to tell Kiba, and even more so with Neji. But I'm...me...come on, I want to be able to know about everything legitimately."
"What are you talking about?"
"Where do you think Gaara got ready for his 'dinner' with you?"
"It was just dinner..."
"All night? You know he came back for his clothes the next day at noon..."
"OK, well it sounds like you already know..."
"I'd just...nevermind..."
"Wait...OK fine...I...love Gaara..."
"That's what I wanted to hear. Thank you for just telling me."
"I'd rather not be the one to tell Kiba and Neji...could you..."
"No problem...we're about to leave so they won't we staring anymore...sorry about that by the way..."
"It's not your fault, they aren't your kids. Anyway thanks for not judging me...it means a lot..."
Shikamaru was about to walk out, Naruto stepped towards him and gave him a hug. Shikamaru wasn't a hugging type but he dealt with it.
"Goodnight Naruto."
Naruto walked back to his table, the guys were getting up to leave. They made small talk for a long time before they got up and went home. Sakura and Sasuke said goodbye and went back to Sakura's house. Naruto and Gaara went back to their apartment to get their things together for their farewell. Gaara was helping Kankuro get the majority of his things together, he'd expected a lot of last minute packing from Kankuro. Naruto and Temari were putting their bags together at the front door.
"So...Temari..."
"Naruto..."
"When we see each other, which judging by the way me and Gaara are going is going to be much more often...is it...going to be as painfully awkward as today has been..."
"Well I'm glad you said it out loud...I was kinda worried the awkwardness was going to go unmentioned..."
"So is it gonna be this awkward until like years in the future..."
"I hope not...I can kinda see that you're going to be around much more often...there's no room for awkward..."
"Well, it's not just going to go away."
"Well, it's your fault it's here anyway."
"Why's that."
"I told you I was gonna shower and you still walked in all sexy...*shudders*...that was for Gaara...ew..."
"Gee thanks."
"Come on, he's my little brother of course seeing what...does...Gaara is not the best thing that could happen to me."
"Like it's so much better for me to see his sister."
"I think it's worse for me."
"OK, well what you saw is what you want. I'm gay...that was just...wrong..."
"So now I'm ugly!"
"No! You're definitely not ugly...it's just...weird..."
"Whatever..."
"Oh, come on...Temari...you're the farthest thing from ugly, I swear...I just wasn't ready for all that."
"Now I'm fat!"
"Damn it! No you're thin and beautiful...a straight man would be in heaven if he saw what I did...I'm not a straight man."
"...thin and beautiful huh?..."
"Come here."
Naruto motioned for her to give him a hug. Temari was hesitant at first but it was the first step to getting rid of the awkward. Their hug lasted as long as any other hug, oddly enough it wasn't awkward. They let go and grabbed the last few bags.
"So...I've complimented you..."
"Are you serious?"
"Of course not...maybe a little..."
"Come on..."
"Hey, I went on and on about you."
"OK. You've got pretty good abs..."
"That's it."
"What more do you want?"
"Nevermind."
"OK, OK...um...you've got great arms...and your pretty...uh...big...OK too weird...I'm going to help Kankuro..."
"Hey wait...really?"
"Oh my God...I gotta go...I cannot believe I just said that to you...what's wrong with me...that's twice..."
"Hey...you can't stop the truth from coming out I guess."
Naruto laughed at his own joke a little bit.
"Very funny Naruto. Just get the bags."
Naruto kept laughing at his own joke.
MEANWHILE
Sakura and Sasuke reached Sakura's house.
"I had fun, thanks for checking me out."
"I had fun too."
"Well, goodnight Sakura."
Sasuke kissed her and started to walk to his house.
"Wait."
"What is it?"
"Do you...wanna stay here tonight...?"
"That's what got us into this mess in the first place."
"No that's not what I meant...Naruto said someone should be living with me. He said that he'd give you that option first, but I might be staying with them in the near future...so if you were to live here..."
"Oh, I get it...I'll stay here tonight, but what am I going to with my place?"
"Well, I could live with you over there instead..."
"No, I'm not gonna make you move. I'll just rent it out for a while."
The two walked inside. Sakura went to get herself some antacids from the kitchen. Sasuke had set up a make-shift bed on the sofa. Sakura walked back in.
"Sasuke what are you doing?"
"I have to sleep somewhere don't I?"
"Well, I thought you be sleeping in my bed, not my sofa."
"Really? Is that a good idea?"
"Don't worry about it. Do you need pajamas?"
"What pajamas would you give me? I'm pretty sure I can't wear yours."
"I've got some big shirts...they might be just regular shirts on you, but they're clean."
"That's OK. I've got boxers, I'll be fine."
"OK. I'm gonna go change. The bathroom's right there."
"OK thanks."
Sakura went to get changed and Sasuke did too. When Sasuke came into Sakura's room she was already asleep. She was half changed into pajamas. PJ pants with her usually dress on top. Sasuke giggled a bit, she must be exhausted. He found her a shirt and switched her dress for it. He was sure that would wake her up, but it didn't. He pulled the covers over her and himself, snuggled up next to her and went to sleep.
