Charlie Shields As you all know, my two best friends, Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel, are ridiculously in love. I have decided to dedicate, at a great personal sacrifice, my entire wall to updates on their relationship for the next few weeks. This will continue until the point at which I fear Kurt will cut off my balls in my sleep if I write another post.
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Kurt Hummel How exactly do you plan to do this when we're two hours apart?
Charlie Shields Oh, didn't you know? I watch you while you sleep... (Brittany Pierce likes this)
Kurt Hummel Brittany Pierce, why did you like that? Charlie's a creep!
Brittany Pierce Hacked by Santana Lopez!
Kurt Hummel Of course.
Finn Hudson As creepy as that is (and what the hell dude?), figuring the two of you out might be nice. (Mercedes Jones, Brittany Pierce, and 15 others like this)
Kurt Hummel We're really not that complicated Finn (and all those who liked that).
Mercedes Jones Yes, white boys, you are. As cute as you may be.
Blaine Anderson Why, thank you :) (Mercedes Jones likes this)
Kurt Hummel You are such an attention whore, you know that? (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Blaine Anderson How rude!
Kurt Hummel You liked it anyway.
Puck DaBadass Giggidy!
Kurt Hummel Really, Noah? Really?
Brittany Pierce Wanky, wanky!
Kurt Hummel That looks so wrong next to Brittany's name.
Blaine Anderson And I am not an attention whore.
Kurt Hummel If you weren't an attention whore, you wouldn't have brought yourself back as the central focus, rather, allowing me to have some choice words with Santana/Brittany.
Blaine Anderson ;(
Kurt Hummel Attention whore!
Charlie Shields agrees with Kurt Hummel that Blaine Anderson is an attention whore, but hopes that will not affect their love-i-ness!
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Kurt Hummel 'love-i-ness'? How very articulate of you, Charlie. (Rachel Berry likes this)
Blaine Anderson Be nice, silly :)
Kurt Hummel :)
Santana Lopez Ugh, I just threw up in my mouth. (Finn Hudson and Puck DaBadass like this)
Kurt Hummel How charming, Santana.
Santana Lopez Speaking of attention whores... Kurt Hummel! (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Blaine Anderson You realize now he's going to ignore all his notifications and probably not talk to either of us for a few good hours.
Santana Lopez Good riddance!
Blaine Anderson You're horrible.
Rachel Berry The term 'attention whore' is absolutely preposterous. How can one sleep with attention?
Blaine Anderson You're being too literal about it, Rachel m'dear. It means 'enjoying ridiculous amount of attention.' Whereas being a normal whore is enjoying ridiculous amounts of sex. Like Charlie Shields. You're an attention whore too, but if you prefer to find your own term for it, by all means.
Rachel Berry I will. Charlie's a whore?
Blaine Anderson So sheltered.
Charlie Shields So, according to Blaine Anderson, I have now driven a rift between him and his lovely, Kurt Hummel. May I just say that neither of them are attention whores, and both are completely loveable. However, Rachel Berry is an attention whore, and *I* am a regular whore.
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Finn Hudson Excuse Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel from commenting, but they're currently making out on the couch. Hopefully, they don't forget I'm in the room... again. (Mercedes Jones, Santana Lopez, and Rachel Berry like this)
Santana Lopez Giggidy! (Puck DaBadass likes this)
Rachel Berry Hot. (Mercedes Jones likes this)
Lau Zis Should I be worried, Puckerman?
Puck DaBadass Nah, I'm just supporting Hummel gettin sum. Then he'll be less of a stick-ass.(Lau Zis likes this)
Finn Hudson How come I can't get past second base but Rachel thinks the rainbows flying from my couch (they haven't stopped yet) are hot? (Puck DaBadass likes this)
Wes Carlton Think of it this way, Finno. You think lesbians are hot, girls thinks gays are hot. It's just a psychological thing.
David Preston Any particular reason you said 'you' and not 'we'? ;)
Wes Carlton Oh yeah :)
Charlie Shields is taking a momentary break from his Klainebows to scream over the fact that David Preston and Wes Carlton finally got their heads out of their respective asses and are screwing! HALLELUJAH!
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Blaine Anderson So, all those little nudges finally worked out. I thought I heard something the other day ;) (David Preston and Wes Carlton like this)
Jake Kutowski Great, now I have mental images I will never be rid of. (Finn Hudson likes this)
Finn Hudson I have actual memories now, thanks to Mr. and Mr. Klainebows! (Charlie Shields likes this)
Kurt Hummel Sorry :(
Blaine Anderson We forgot you were in the room!
Jake Kutowski Don't worry about it, person I don't know named Finn, I'll probably walk in on something a lot worse one day *shudders*
Blaine Anderson Learn to *knock* and it won't be a problem! (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Kurt Hummel You're as bad as Wes. And when did 'Klainebows' become a word.
Jake Kutowski I know you like math, so let me break it down for you. Kurt + Blaine = Klaine + rainbows = Klainebows. So Kurt + Blaine + rainbows = Klainebows, because addition is commutative.
Kurt Hummel Not quite the rule. Substitution, actually. That's more: if a + b = c and c + d = e, then a + b can be substituted for c, therefore a + b + d = e.
Jake Kutowski OW MY HEAD!
Blaine Anderson That's exactly what you just did smarty.
Jake Kutowski Huh?
Blaine Anderson a = Kurt, b = Blaine, c = Klaine, d = rainbows, e = Klainebows. Plug them in.
Jake Kutowski oooooooooooooh!
Santana Lopez I can't believe you're doing math on Facebook. Losers!
Charlie Shields has discovered that A) Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson are really good at math, B) Jake Kutowski is smarter then he knows, C) Finn Hudson has been traumatized by Klainebows, D) girls have good taste, and E) watching Kurt Hummel eat ice cream is the equivalent of fellatio porn.
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Santana Lopez A) losers, B) loser, C) I would give millions to be him, D) thank you, and E) fuck yes!
Kurt Hummel It's not intentional! I spend too much time with her ^^ (Santana Lopez likes this)
Blaine Anderson That was *completely* intentional and designed to drive me *crazy* thanks so much. (Santana Lopez and Brittany Pierce like this)
Kurt Hummel Maybe ;)
Puck DaBadass Giggidy! (Santana Lopez and Brittany Pierce like this)
Santana Lopez Wanky wanky! (Puck DaBadass and Brittany Pierce like this)
Blaine Anderson I'm not going to say anything for fear of traumatizing Finn farther. (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Finn Hudson and that says it all.
Brittany Pierce Giggidy! (Puck DaBadass and Santana Lopez likes this)
Kurt Hummel Hacked by Santana Lopez?
Santana Lopez Nope!
Rachel Berry Why do we have good taste?
Kurt Hummel I believe the reason Charlie is referring to (since he is refusing to comment on his own posts now) is that you think gay sex is hot.
Rachel Berry You know, I kind of miss when you were assumed as prudish as I am. (Mercedes Jones likes this)
Kurt Hummel Assumed?
Rachel Berry Innocent until proven guilty. (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Blaine Anderson Clever.
Charlie Shields is confused. Kurt Hummel isn't a prude?
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Blaine Anderson Nope!
Kurt Hummel You know, Charlie, this is why adults think social networking sites are bad.
Brittany Pierce Can I watch? (Santana Lopez, Tina Cohen-Chang, and Rachel Berry like this)
Kurt Hummel no, No, Tina!, and NO!
Santana Lopez *rude*
Brittany Pierce awwwww
Kurt Hummel Sorry, Britts.
Tina Cohen-Chang Damn.
Blaine Anderson Girls are shameless.
Rachel Berry You're the one who decided to try them (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Kurt Hummel It's comments like that that remind me why I love you so much, Rach! (Rachel Berry likes this)
Blaine Anderson You're both horrible to me.
Kurt Hummel You love me :)
Blaine Anderson Yes :)
Puck DaBadass You, my friend, are either ridiculously brave for dealing with that diva, or incredibly masochistic.
Wes Carlton Kinky bastard!
David Preston Heaven help me, I'm in love with a horny moron. (Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson like this)
Kurt Hummel Tell me about it! (David Preston likes this)
Blaine Anderson Hey! (Wes Carlton likes this)
Charlie Shields has decided that Kurt's original guess was correct, and Dalton Academy is in fact a gay school. We have Klaine, Wevid, Neff (even if they won't admit it), and someone needs to come up with a couple name for Michael Cote and I!
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Kurt Hummel I knew it!
David Preston Can it, Mr. Endearing! (Blaine Anderson and Wes Carlton like this)
Blaine Anderson Chaelie?
Kurt Hummel That looks like a different language! How could one ever pronounce that?
Blaine Anderson Good point. Micharlie?
Kurt Hummel Lame.
Blaine Anderson Pessimist.
Kurt Hummel Realist.
Rachel Berry Sometimes I can't tell if you two love each other or hate each other! (Finn Hudson, Mercedes Jones, and 8 others like this)
Kurt Hummel Love :)
Santana Lopez Loser :D
Blaine Anderson Oh, Santana dearest, I think you have something more important to worry about then insulting us.
Kurt Hummel Huh?
Blaine Anderson She knows what I mean.
Charlie Shields now knows that homophobic assholes are correct, and being gay is contagious!Let's see, there's: me, Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Wes Carlton, David Preston, Jeff Adams, Nick Mitri, Michael Cote, Santana Lopez, and Brittany Lopez. I blame Kurt.
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Santana Lopez Shut up, fudge packer, I'm not gay.
Brittany Lopez But you wore the Lebanese shirt...
Kurt Hummel Sanny, bad word. Britt, you spell that 'lesbian,' the way you spelled it makes the word that means 'ethnically from Lebanon.'
Brittany Lopez Oh.
Blaine Anderson Now, my question is, why did it change from Brittany *Pierce* to Brittany *Lopez*? (Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, and 5 others like this)
Santana Lopez How the fuck am I supposed to know? Britt, change it back.
Brittany Lopez But I don't want to.
Kurt Hummel Well that's sweet.
Santana Lopez Shut it, Hummel.
Kurt Hummel So it's back to Hummel now? Honestly, I believed we were beyond that kind of plebian behavior. *sniff*
Mercedes Jones Now that we're done arguing over whatever is happening with Brittana and Brittany's last name, ladies (and white boy) sleep over, my house, Friday? (Rachel Berry, Kurt Hummel, and 5 others like this)
Kurt Hummel Can I just come home from school with you? (Mercedes Jones likes this)
Blaine Anderson Is liking the new way of saying 'yes'? (Kurt Hummel likes this)