BTW: I re read my first few chapter my recaps have gotten awful its probably because Im very very lazy so ya know just read the chapter

RECAP: Ok seriously Ive got like two readers maybe please just read the previous chapter at least skim it. Oh and it's like 2 weeks later mmkay. I know probably everyones lost interest at this point but I'm gonna finish it whether you read or not but if you do please review.

Naruto was waking up to the smell of Gaara's cooking. He put on some boxers and walked out into the kitchen. Gaara was making eggs and bacon. Naruto came up behind him and kissed him. Gaara giggled and served them their plates. They started eating.

"So Naruto any news from Sakura and Sasuke?"

"Nope, nothin'. No news is good news I guess."

"I guess, just wish they'd check in from time to time, I'd like to know how my apprentice is doing."

"Well, your apprentice may not even be in existence yet so you're probably gonna have to wait some more."

"Gaara...what do you think about kids?'

"I like them I guess."

"I mean what do you think about our kids?"

"We don't have kids."

"What if we did?"

"We can't unless you grow a uterus."

"Wait, why wouldn't you grow the uterus?"

"I guess I could. Now that you say that I think I'd be better pregnant."

"So now I can't be pregnant."

"No I'm just saying you're the manlier one, it'd be kinda weird if you had the baby."

"Well, maybe I want a uterus."

"Naruto...trust me, my uterus would be better than yours."

"How would you know that?"

"I just feel my uterus would be more comforting to the kid."

"I think my uterus would be just as nice."

"Well, you wear the pants the majority of the time. If you wear pants you can't have a uterus. It's a fact."

"Maybe I don't wanna wear pants. Who says the pants belong to me?"

"It's your personality that has given you the pants. Mine has given me the uterus. I believe we've both won here."

"You're just saying that cuz u got the uterus and all I got was pants...I want the uterus."

"Well, you can't have it it's mine."

"Why can't you wear the pants, let's just switch. The uterus was meant for me!"

"I don't like pants! I like uteruses!"

"Who said I like pants?"

"...Are we seriously discussing this?"

"As a matter of fact I believe we are..."

"Anyway...what's your point?"

"Oh, right...I was just thinking...do you want kids?"

"Well of course but we might run into some problems in that area."

"I realize that...what about adoption?"

"...I don't know...I'd much rather have a surrogate-"

"SURROGATE! THAT'S IT!"

"Whoa, what's it? What are you talking about?"

"I was just feeling kinda crappy cause I thought we'd never get a kid like Sasuke and Sakura's but a surrogate...we could have a kid that looks like one of us. That'd be awesome!"

"Wait, not now right?"

"Well...I guess not but...sooner than later..."

"But Naruto...I thought you were gonna be Naru or Little Naruto's mentor...I want a kid too but we have a choice...we can wait...plus mentoring a kid while having your own kid...seems kinda...mean to our hypothetical kid."

"OK, well when Naru or Little Naruto is like say 15 we'll be in our early thirties. That's a good age to have kids right?"

"...Right...?"

"I'm not saying we have to...I'm just glad we have that kind of an option...I was beginning to think all we had was adoption."

"So, you really think we'll still be together in our thirties?"

"What?"

"You said in 15 years we'd be in our thirties...and we could have a baby..."

"Oh, yeah. Does that freak you out...?"

"No, I was hoping it went without saying..."

"It does. I can't see me with anyone but you. Ever."

"Me neither...I hate to ask but...what names were you thinking of for our kid?"

"Well, we'd already have a kid named after me so...Little Gaara, boy or girl...no offense but I think your name works for both as is."

"...Yep, I was right..."

"Damn it, those are good names and you know it."

"Of course I do."

Gaara giggled and leaned over to kiss Naruto.

MEANWHILE

Sakura and Sasuke were waking up. Sakura was more awake than Sasuke, she took it upon herself to wake him up.

"Sasuke...Saaassssuuukkeeee. You awake?"

"...Blu...wha...what time is it?"

"Sasuke wake up!"

"It's so early...5 more minutes..."

"Sasuke come on get up!"

"Why are you so perky all the time, do you ever get tired?"

"Sasuke get up! It's been two weeks!"

"Right now?"

"Yes! Come on! Get up!"

"Right now right now?"

"Yes! Come on!"

"...Alright!"

Sasuke climbed on top of Sakura and started kissing her neck. Sakura was running her hands up and down Sasuke's back. As he was kissing her she started tugging at his boxers. Sasuke giggled and sat up. He pulled Sakura's pajama top off along with his own. He moved his hands all over her, while he kissed her. Sakura pushed her tongue into Sasuke's mouth. Both moaning, Sasuke let go of Sakura's breasts and moved his hand to her pajama bottoms. He pulled them off along with her underwear. He leaned back over Sakura and kissed her neck again. Slowly he moved down, kissing her all over. He got far enough down and started sucking on her nipples. Sakura was moaning loudly and so was Sasuke. His hands were all over her.

"Mmm Sasuke...this isn't all about me..."

"Just relax."

"Mmm, take off your boxers, it;s only fair."

"Alright, fine."

Sasuke got off of Sakura and took his boxers off. He immediately climbed back on top of her and continued his kissing on her stomach. He kept his hands on her chest, making her moan. He moved even lower and Sakura blushed.

"Sasuke...come on...that's real embarassing..."

"Sakura..you said that last time."

He put his head back down and lifted her hips a little bit. He started moving his tongue up and down her slit. She was moaning even louder now, almost uncontrollably. Sasuke started sucking on her clit, making her hips jerk around slightly. Sakura was almost screaming with pleasure, she could hear Sasuke giggling a little bit. He stopped licking just before she reached climax.

"Why'd you stop?"

"It'll make the next one even better."

"I guess it's your turn then, right?"

"You don't have to."

"I want to."

Sakura got on top of Sasuke. She kissed him then kissed his neck some. She moved straight down to his length. She teased him and licked it for a while. Sasuke was still careful not to grab her head like she would to him. He was laying there writhing in pleasure. Sakura finally took all of him into her mouth. Sasuke moaned loudly, like she had. Sasuke watched as Sakura bobbed up and down on him. After a lot of moaning Sasuke was about to climax. Sakura could feel it and pulled back just before.

"It makes the next one even better."

"OK, I get it, please keep going..."

"Sorry, can't."

Sakura giggled and Sasuke climbed on top of her. He thrusted in and out of Sakura. They were moaning loudly. Not soon after they both climaxed. Panting and sweating, they got off of each other.

"*pant*...I'm gonna go take the test."

"Sakura *pant* it's barely been a minute. I'm pretty sure you're gonna have to wait a little bit longer."

"...Fine..."

"By the way...*pant*...what I said was true...it does make the next one better."