Mercedes Jones had an amazing sleep over with seven of her favorite people yesterday!
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Charlie Shields I feel so left out :(
Mercedes Jones You can come next time, Charlie. (Charlie Shields likes this)
Finn Hudson What do girls do at sleep overs?
Kurt Hummel Have pillow fights in their underwear (Santana Lopez and Puck DaBadass like this)
Rachel Berry We do not!
Kurt Hummel ...
Rachel Berry Once. ONCE!
Blaine Anderson I love that movie (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Rachel Berry Sigh.
Finn Hudson Dude, you are so lucky.
Kurt Hummel DO NOT CALL ME DUDE.
Finn Hudson Scary Kurt. Sorry :)
Charlie Shields I promise you, Finn, that Crawford Country Day girls have pillow fights in less than that ;)(Finn Hudson, Puck DaBadass, and 4 others like this)
Kurt Hummel True fact *shudders*
Blaine Anderson posted on Kurt Hummel's Wall I miss you :(
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Kurt Hummel I miss you too. Tell every employee that you see at Six Flags that I hate them :)
Blaine Anderson Does that include my boss? (Mercedes Jones likes this)
Kurt Hummel Yes.
Kurt Hummel Way to answer me.
Blaine Anderson Sorry. I'm talking to that one random person on my friend's list that I've never met in my life (Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry, and 4 others like this)
Kurt Hummel Only you *hearts*
Finn Hudson listed Kurt Hummel as his brother.
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Finn Hudson Now you just have to accept me, little bro.
Kurt Hummel Why in the world would I do that? (Puck DaBadass likes this)
Finn Hudson Aw, come on. You love me.
Kurt Hummel Sometimes.
Blaine Anderson Baby, be nice to your brother :)
Kurt Hummel He blew up the coffee machine this morning. Did you know that was possible?
Blaine Anderson I live with twenty-six (now twenty-five :( ) boys for the majority of the year. Anything is possible. (Kurt Hummel, David Preston, and 3 others like this)
Kurt Hummel True :) I have to say, I kind of miss the madness. (Wes Carlton, Charlie Shields, and 20 others like this)
Blaine Anderson Well, you certainly get a portion of that with Finn. (Finn Hudson and Rachel Berry like this)
Kurt Hummel You make being his brother actually sound appealing. It's a miracle.
Blaine Anderson :) *hearts*
Kurt Hummel listed Finn Hudson as his brother.
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Finn Hudson It's official! Blaine Anderson is the Kurt Whisperer! (Rachel Berry, Blaine Anderson, and 7 others like this)
Kurt Hummel Love you all too. (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Blaine Anderson Be nice to Kurt :) His temper really isn't that bad.
Mercedes Jones Oh honey, you have no idea. Just because his temper isn't that bad around *you* doesn't mean he isn't ready to bite someone's head off 99% of the time you aren't around. (Quinn Fabray, Rachel Berry, and 16 others like this).
Quinn Fabray The wonderful effects of being in love :) (Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel like this)
Rachel Berry He's even more tactile with *everyone* now. It's getting a little bit ridiculous. (Mercedes Jones and Quinn Fabray like this)
Kurt Hummel *blushes* no comment.
Brittany Pierce Then why did you comment? (Mercedes Jones, Blaine Anderson, and 4 others like this)
Blaine Anderson I forget how clear her perception can be sometimes. (Kurt Hummel and Santana Lopez like this)
Kurt Hummel has decided that everyone on Facebook is a complete creeper. Especially his wonderful boyfriend, Blaine Anderson.
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Blaine Anderson Creeper stage 1: Investigating strange FB posts.
Stage 2: Going to people's wall, reading everything, then clicking "See more".
Stage 3: Clicking on several links, and seeing who they are associated with.
Stage 4: Clicking to their Twitter, reading everything, and "Seeing More". (Wes Carlton likes this)
Kurt Hummel You worry me.
Blaine Anderson You love me. (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Charlie Shields or you could just look into people's windows as they sleep. That's what I do.
Blaine Anderson I don't doubt it.
Charlie Shields Your boyfriend looks really cute when he sleeps :) (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Blaine Anderson I know (Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry, and 4 others like this)
Santana Lopez Wanky!
Kurt Hummel I don't know if I should feel flattered or concerned.
Rachel Berry The cutest part of this conversation is that, despite the fact you are calling Blaine a creeper (which he is), you still call him 'wonderful.' (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Kurt Hummel :)
Santana Lopez Gross. (Puck DaBadass likes this)
Puck DaBadass Couldn't have said it any better myself
Kurt Hummel Why am I friends with either of you?
Puck DaBadass Because you secretly lust for my body
Santana Lopez Ew (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Rachel Berry I think he's more than happy with Blaine Anderson's body.
Blaine Anderson And you all say I'm the creeper.
Kurt Hummel True fact.
Finn Hudson Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew EW!
Puck DaBadass Exactly
Kurt Hummel Dislike ;) (Rachel Berry likes this)
Blaine Anderson the most concerning part of this conversation is that Rachel Berry is so involved (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Molly Finn posted on Kurt Hummel's Wall I was just thinking about you, listening to 'Ever After' :)
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Kurt Hummel We share a love of Peter Simmons *hearts*
Blaine Anderson Who's Peter Simmons?
Finn Hudson Who's Peter Simmons?
Molly Finn Wow. (Kurt Hummel like this)
Kurt Hummel You're telling me, girl :)
Rachel Berry Peter Simmons is the main character of bare: a pop opera. Now, my question is: are you referring to Matt Doyle or Michael Arden?
Molly Finn I meant the actual character short-stuff ;) (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Rachel Berry Well, that's rude. Who are you, anyway?
Molly Finn: Lead singer of the Crawford Country Day Songbirds and one of Kurt Hummel's many hags. (Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, and 5 others like this)
Kurt Hummel Though, if I had to chose one, I would pick Michael Arden :) (Molly Finn likes this)
Molly Finn Touche. What do you bet Blaine Anderson is looking all of this up on Google?
Blaine Anderson I forget how much of a freaky mind-reader you are sometimes.
Kurt Hummel Words cannot fully describe the wonder that is bare: a pop opera *hearts* (Molly Finn likes this)
Blaine Anderson will not comment on anything right now because he apparently has to watch Bare: a pop opera!
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Molly Finn Unless you want to remain celibate for the rest of your and Kurt's relationship.
Kurt Hummel Aren't I supposed to say that? (Not that it's not true)
Puck DaBadass That's quite the threat from someone with such a nice ass ;)
Kurt Hummel Ignoring the fact that Puckerman has been checking out my ass (which is disturbing in it's own right), Molly is very, *very* correct that my boyfriend better be watching that movie.
Rachel Berry In which case, you should probably stop creating new notifications to tempt him away from the amazingness.
Molly Finn And that's definitely a threat, Puck DaBadass, considering those two are totally endgame (Rachel Berry likes this)
Finn Hudson I like the celibacy idea.
Kurt Hummel Oh, Finn :)
Blaine Anderson posted to Rachel Berry's Wall You're awesome. We must, as the kids these days say, "hang out," or my soul will explode from the lack of your personal awesomeness.
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Santana Lopez You would be such a babe magnet if you weren't into dudes. (Finn Hudson likes this)
Rachel Berry That's a little odd to like, Finn.
Finn Hudson I want *lessons*! (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Blaine Anderson I really do miss you, my lovely (Rachel, not Finn).
Rachel Berry I completely call being your hag.
Molly Finn Taken ;)
Blaine Anderson Well, Kurt has at least seven. I think you two can co-exist peacefully. (Rachel Berry and Molly Finn like this)
Charlie Shields has a note for Kurt Hummel: Blaine Anderson gives *amazing* back-rubs.
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Kurt Hummel I know ;)
Santana Lopez Oh, yes!
Quinn Fabray I am in *love* with that boy's back rubs.
Rachel Berry ?
Kurt Hummel Cheerio's camp.
Quinn Fabray That boy is a gift from God!
Santana Lopez Especially because Coach Sylvester tried to *FIT US IN BOXES YESTERDAY!*
Rachel Berry You're rejoining the Cheerios, Kurt?
Kurt Hummel Not by choice.
Blaine Anderson Why, thank you, Charlie, Kurt, Quinn, Santana, and Brittany!
Santana Lopez Well, you're good with your hands ;)
Kurt Hummel Shouldn't that be my comment?
Blaine Anderson bare reference! (Rachel Berry, Molly Finn, and Kurt Hummel like this)
Finn Hudson I'm so worried.
Charlie Shields Now I really, *really* want to see one of your Cheerio routines ;)
Kurt Hummel I'm sure you would *rolls eyes*
Santana Lopez You'd blow a nut ;)
Kurt Hummel SANTANA LOPEZ!
Blaine Anderson She's right.
Kurt Hummel and how would you know?
Blaine Anderson Case and point. For all the back rubs I've given you four nutcases, I've never actually seen a routine...
Santana Lopez I'm sure Kurt would be happy to give you a private performance (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Quinn Fabray One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
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Blaine Anderson I died laughing reading this (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Santana Lopez Shut up, Anderson. This post is for those of us who haven't found our princes yet, Mr. I'm-totally-in-love-with-Hum-drum! (Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson like this)
Quinn Fabray Shouldn't you be looking for a prince*ss*, Santana? (Kurt Hummel and Brittany Pierce like this)
Santana Lopez Shut up, preggo, queer, Britts. I'm not gay.
Kurt Hummel I've said that before too... I even think Finn Hudson believed me. (Quinn Fabray likes this)
Finn Hudson I totally did.
Santana Lopez Te odio de todo, las putas.
Blaine Anderson Relax, Santana, we're all friends here!
Kurt Hummel On a public wall post?
Santana Lopez You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have?
Blaine Anderson 8!
Kurt Hummel Sigh.
Brittany Pierce 10
Finn Hudson... I agree with Blaine (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Kurt Hummel Idiotic boyfriend: check. Idiotic brother: check. Smart Brittany: Wait, what?
Blaine Anderson What? 10 - 5 = 5 + 3 = 8!
Santana Lopez Stop counting, smart stuff. Fish can't drown. (Kurt Hummel and Brittany Pierce like this)
Blaine Anderson ...oh.
Kurt Hummel You live to make people feel stupid, don't you San? (Santana Lopez likes this)
Puck DaBadass What's the difference between Kurt Hummel/Justin Beiber (pick) and a Snickers bar?
Kurt Hummel One of them is going to crack one of your nuts (right or left, that's your choice), and the other isn't?
Santana Lopez Haha. That was fun. (Blaine Anderson likes this)
Finn Hudson I don't get it.
Kurt Hummel I'm warning you, Puckerman...
Puck DaBadass A Snickers bar has nuts.
Santana Lopez Need some help, Hummel?
Kurt Hummel I don't hire people to do my dirty work, San :)
Finn Hudson Wait, but... Kurt's a dude, right?
Blaine Anderson Yes ;)
Finn Hudson Signing off now, probably gonna throw up.
Kurt Hummel One of the Cheerio's couldn't have helped me out there?
Santana Lopez Oh, please. The more buzzkills Hudson has, the better.
Blaine Anderson posted to Kurt Hummel's Wall Hey, love :) bare was amazing, and I now know that must be un-capitalized. Anyway, we need code names.
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Kurt Hummel Why, exactly, do we need code names?
Blaine Anderson To be super stealthy, and make me laugh. (Puck DaBadass likes this)
Kurt Hummel Sometimes I wonder what I got into, saying 'yes.' (Finn Hudson likes this)
Blaine Anderson Let's see what the Internet has to suggest...
Kurt Hummel Is it really stealthy if we're doing it on a wall that seemed to be stalked by all members of the New Directions as well as the Warblers? (Quinn Fabray likes this)
Blaine Anderson Yes! Hmmm... Egg Roll?
Kurt Hummel This is going to be a *long* conversation, isn't it?
Blaine Anderson Is that a 'no'?
Kurt Hummel Next.
Blaine Anderson Stalking Chicken?
Kurt Hummel That should be *yours* (Rachel Berry likes this)
Blaine Anderson Fluffy Bunny?
Kurt Hummel I'm in love with a moron, aren't I? (Rachel Berry, Molly Finn, and 16 others like this)
Blaine Anderson Laughing Snail?
Kurt Hummel You're never deterred, are you?
Blaine Anderson TWINKLE BUTT! *dies laughing*
Kurt Hummel I hate you.
A/N: So, I haven't updated this in forever, and I'm sorry, but this ideas for this story come and go. A lot of these posts were inspired by my lovely and bizarre friends and sister :) Reviews are Love.