BTW: I take a day to write and a day to watch Naruto...never combine them...I'm on Naruto Shippuden 167 I find it reaaaallllyyy hard to write after watching all of their super cool ninja skillz (skills with a 'z') so...sorry if this one suuucckkksss. Oh and it's like a couple day later mmkay...man this is gonna be confusing if you like 3 readers dont actually read this part...lol oh and goto cuz it's funny and I've come across too many people who haven't heard of it.
RECAP: Meh...I really don't feel like it anymore...sorry...
Naruto woke up next to Gaara. He was fast asleep and facing him. Naruto smiled and ran his hand through Gaara's hair and then let it rest on his face. Every morning he woke up next to Gaara he thought he was dreaming. And every morning when he realized it wasn't he'd fall back in love with him. Gaara did the same thing. Naruto leaned over and kissed him on the forehead, he looked so cute. Naruto was watching him sleep. Not soon after he woke up and smiled at Naruto. They kissed each other good morning. They both got up and went to shower. Once they were all showered off and dressed they walked into the living and started watching TV.
"Naruto?"
"What is it?"
"...Aren't I like...in the way here?"
"What makes you say that?"
"Well...we both sleep in the same twin bed...I eat your food...I take up space...and on top of all that I'm not earning any money because I can't take a Konoha mission..."
"Gaara, I'm so happy you're here I can't even stand it. The fact that I get to live with you makes all those little detail just...go away. I like that we share that bed, I like you being here."
"...Would you tell me if I was a burden?"
"I'll never need to."
"I promise, I'll go pick up some odd jobs, I'll pay my share."
"You don't have to."
"Naruto...I'd kinda like to think of myself as...not a guest...guests don't pay...not guests pay..."
"You're so cute!"
Naruto giggled and kissed Gaara. Gaara laughed too.
MEANWHILE
Sakura and Sasuke were just waking up. When Sakura realized she was awake she yanked the covers off her and Sasuke.
"..Mle...Sakuraaa...come on...I'm tired..."
"Sasuke! I think I can take the test today!"
"Did I really need to be woken up?"
"Of course!"
"OK, you go pee on the stick, I'll be here if you need me."
"...OK"
Sakura ran into the bathroom, Sasuke could here bags and boxes rustling around as Sakura got out the at-home test. He was about to fall back asleep so he got up and went to get some water. Sakura came out of the bathroom not soon after. She walked into the kitchen with Sasuke.
"So what'd it say?"
"Stupid test take five minute! Can you believe that?"
"Well, just have some breakfast."
"But...what if it's not even worth the wait, what if I'm not pregnant...I HATE SUSPENSE!"
"Sakura! Calm, down. Here, have some milk."
"...Thanks."
Sakura tried to calm herself as she waited. Sasuke was just as nervous but didn't show it. He didn't want to get Sakura riled up again. After five minutes Sakura ran back into the bathroom to grab the test. She walked back into the kitchen.
"So...What does it say!"
"I didn't look yet..."
"WHY? Come on...look..."
"...You do it..."
"*phew* OK...let's do this..."
Sakura handed the test to Sasuke keeping her thumb over the results the whole time. Sasuke grabbed it trying not to look too anxious, keeping his thumb over the results too. Once he had it in his hand he lost his nerve. He managed to gather it up again when he saw how nervous Sakura was. She was biting her nails, she never bit them before. Sasuke put his free hand on her shoulder and looked her in the eyes.
"Sakura. Why are we so nervous? It's not like this is our only chance."
"Heh...you're right. Still, it's a little nerve wracking no matter what."
"Let's just look. OK so one line means no and two mean yes?"
"That's pretty much it."
"OK, here we go."
Sasuke looked at the pregnancy test in his hand. He started to move his thumb to uncover the results, he turned to Sakura, the results still half covered.
"OK, one line...so far so good."
"Well, all we really know right now is that I peed on a stick! Come on move your thumb!"
"OK OK!"
Sasuke brought the test out of Sakura's vision. He moved his thumb completely out of the way. When he saw the results he hugged Sakura and started crying.
"...Does that mean...?"
"It sure does!"
"Why are you happy...?"
"Look!"
Sasuke showed Sakura the test. Two lines. Sakura smiled and her eyes teared up too. She put her hands on Sasuke's face and kissed him, then she hugged him. Sasuke hugged her back even tighter.
"Sakura...your gonna be a mother...and I'm gonna be a father."
"I can't believe it. Little Naruto or Naru...I can't wait!"
"OH YEAH! We're naming it after Naruto...hey...who tells him?"
"Well...I don't want to call him...let's go over there later today."
"Mmkay. I'll call and make sure we can."
Sakura skipped back into the bathroom to shower. Sasuke went to the phone and called Naruto's house.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Naruto it's Sasuke."
"Oh, well it's Gaara."
"Oh, sorry. I guess you guys are starting to sound alike, ha."
"I guess so. I'll get Naruto for you..."
Before Sasuke could stop him Gaara pulled himself away from the phone, he could hear him yelling with Naruto.
"NARUTO! PHONE!"
"I'M IN THE BATHROOM! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?"
"GET ON THE PHONE!"
"WELL...WHO IS IT?"
"SASUKE!"
"OK FINE."
He could hear Naruto coming to the phone and kissing Gaara as he handed it to him
"Hey, Sasuke. What's goin on?"
"Not much. Can me and Sakura come over later?"
"Yeah sure. Good news right?"
"...Who said anything about news?"
"Oh come on. Ya asked to come over later today. Now you didn't say dinner you didn't say lunch. So you weren't planning to stay long. Why else would you stay for a short amount of time other than to deliver news?"
"Wow...when did you gain powers of deduction?"
"Gaara's real good at it...among other things, ha."
"Ha."
"So good news?"
"Oh...well Sakura didn't want me to say over the phone..."
"OH MY GOSH! SHE'S PREGNANT! YESSSS!"
"Damn it! You really not supposed to know..."
"Don't worry we'll act surprised."
"Hey...Naruto...there's one more thing..."
"What is it?"
"I was...thinking about...pro..."
"Use your words Sasuke."
"I can't say it too loud. I don't want her to hear."
"What are you planning on cheating on her or something, ha. What can't she hear?"
"I was...thinking maybe she would say yes if I pr...proposed..."