Katekyo Mahou Hitman Reborn!
Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Katekyo Hitman Reborn. All credit is due to Shonen Jump and the creator of the manga Hideaki Koyasu and Akira Amano. I also do not own any part of Mahou Sensei Negima. All credit is due to Akamatsu Ken.
AN: Alrighty now. I'm thinking of starting the author's notes in the beginning of every chapter and also and some more at the end.
I have been recently reading both Katekyo Hitman Reborn and Mahou Sensei Negima again so I can have more material and more knowledge to work with. It has been a few months since I read Negima because of the arc at the end, I felt to much Shonen Jump from it and took a break from it. After that, I discovered Fate/Stay night and various other works. So that's one reason that maybe some of the Negima character's might seem a little bit OOC. But I think I'm getting better with the characterization so it might disappear after a while.
I'm going to warn you now. I added a small fight scene in and it's my first one. I have never done a fight scene before and I'm actually quite worried about it. I decided to add a fight scene in the story because I felt like that I needed practice in it and that I could give some more OOMPH in the future with the story. So be forewarned on it. I would really like some reviews on the fight scene. I need more opinions on how to make it better.
As for anything else... let's just say we discover that a certain chibi vampire to be a secret Kingdom Hearts fan and that she might have some history with a few people we know from the past and watch in amazement as I repeatedly destroy the fourth wall!
Chapter 5
With Evangeline and Leche
"Mou~... where is that baka – oniisan?" Leche complained. Leche was an angel goddess. She was a pure innocent looking girl with long hair that was pink, blonde, or white... depending on the sun or her mood. Her skin was pure snow white... weird. Her eyes... looked like they would constantly change color while she looked around with Evangeline and Chachamaru looking for her brother. She was surprised that her brother asked her to help out with magic training, but agreed to do it. If her brother asked her to help out, it must have been a good thing to do. But her brother forgot to get her and Evangeline to look for who they are meeting. She put her arms on her hips and sighs. She was actually still really sleeping because she woke up a bit late.
"Grr... If I find that brother of yours, I'm going to personally show him what happens if you keep a vampire looking for somebody when she could do something more important." Evangeline muttered under her breath angrily. Both Evangeline and Leche got along real well with each other. But there were times where she could get tired of Leche's childishness and innocence. Seriously, YOU DON'T TRY TO GIVE A ROBOT TEA!
"..." Chachamaru just stayed silent, waiting for her master to command her. Since she was a cyborg, she couldn't really get tired. She was just waiting for an order. But she also liked to stay close to Leche. She was friends with her... but she was seriously worried something bad will happen to that girl if she didn't try to keep an eye out for her. To Chachamaru, it felt nice to her... as if she was a little sister to her. But when every time she felt that feeling, she couldn't understand it. She was still trying to get use to this new human program within her processor core. 'What were these things I feel every now and then?', She wondered. It really did confused her. Was her new program malfunctioning, or did she get a bug within her? She would have to ask her creator later on.
"LET'S DO THAT INSTEAD OF WHATEVER I WAS TALKING ABOUT JUST A FEW SECONDS AGO!" A loud voice came out in the forest.
"GYAAH!" Evangeline screamed, shock by the sudden loud noise. Seriously, who was that loud?
(GRAGH! MUST DO EXTREME PUSH-UPS OF YOUTH!
THAT'S RIGHT! LET YOUR YOUTH GUIDE YOU LEE! RYOHEI!
YES GUY-SENSEI!
RIGHT TO THE EXTREME WIERD BUSHY BROW SENSEI! JOIN MY BOXING CLUB!
GOD F**KING DAMMIT, SHUT THE HELL UP TURF HEAD AND YOU TOO BUSHY IDIOTS!)
"KYAH!" Leche screamed out, running towards Chachamaru and clinging on to her. That was scary! What was it? Was it a person? Why would a person shout that loud? She doesn't understand it!
"..."Chachamaru didn't react to it because she felt some body heat from her thermal eyes earlier. But she couldn't make out if it was human or not. So she didn't want to bother Master and Leche. But that shout sounded human, a human female to be precise, and it came from those body heat signatures she had felt earlier. Maybe they were human.
"Grr... I HATE THIS! WHEN I FIND YOUR BROTHER I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!" Evangeline shouted out in anger.
"Master..."
"Chibi-chan..."
"AND STOP CALLING ME THAT!"
…
With the Guys
"Achoo." Dayo sneezed. "Hmmm. Is someone talking bad about me?" He muttered under his breath. The guys all sweatdropped at the comment.
"I'm pretty sure there's probably someone always bad mouthing you." Grey muttered under his breath.
"Fnn. It must be Evangeline and your little sister. Did you forget to pick them up again?"
"NO!" Dayo retorted. "...I choose not to because Evangeline and Chachamaru scare me." He muttered under his breath, embarrassed. He actually felt scared of girls. The only one he could tolerate was his little sister. Of course, she would also act like those crazy girls every now and then. Why do they try to hug him or kiss him? And more importantly, why do they try to kill him by doing it? What is the point of trying to sneak into his room and going through his clothes, trying to snap pictures of him while he is bathing, try to rip off his clothes when ever they surrounded him. Seriously, girls are scary.
"Baka-Dayo... not all women in the world are fan girls. " Reborn said wisely.
"Then why is it all girls seem to attack me the minute I'm within their sights?" Dayo asked while sweatdropping at Reborn's comment.
"Why is it that you sometimes turn into a mega otaku with out reason? The world may never know." Reborn replied smartly.
"Why does this conversation sound so retarded?" Jake asked. Both Reborn and Dayo glared at him. Jake squeaked a little bit.
"Snrk." Grey and Ryuuji snorted when they saw that Jake actually SQUEAKED. About time he got afraid from someone. Maybe they could sue this to stop him from flirting with every girl.
"Problem with that punk?" Reborn said darkly. He still remembers that this guy was looking perversely at his daughter. He still wanted blood for that and he is willing to do that. Oh, he is very willing to do that to this guy.
"N-N-No, n-not at all." Jake stuttered out. He has no clue what he did to piss off Reborn, but whatever he did he regrets it.
"Yeah well..." Dayo said after coughing and getting attention back, "I'm sorry I reacted like that. It only happens very rarely, and when it does it usually goes overboard."
"N-No, it's okay Dayo-san." Tsuna said. He doesn't know a single thing about this person, but he can tell even though he's a friend of Reborn, he's a whole lot better than Reborn.
"Hoh. Do you really think so Dame – Tsuna?" Reborn asked after reading his mind. "If that's the case, instead of double training, you'll get triple training." He said with a smirk.
"HIEEE! NO REBORN!" Tsuna shrieked. Not more training!
"Fnn. If you complain anymore, I'll make it quadruple training." Reborn said, with an evil glint in his eyes, as if to dare Tsuna into doing it.
"HIEEE! NO I'M GOOD WITH TRIPLE TRAINING!" Tsuna yelled out. 'This is exactly why I didn't want Reborn here!' Tsuna cried out in his eyes. He really was not going to get away from him was he.
"Fnn. As long as you understand." Reborn said, disappointed. And he really wanted to torture Dame – Tsuna some more. He even had come up with 5 new ways at it. Each one more painful then the last.
"DON'T SOUND SO DAMN DISSAPOINTED!" Tsuna yelled out. Seriously? Come one already!
"Shut up." Reborn said, jumping up and kicking Tsuna in the head.
"BLAGH!" Tsuna cried out before falling down and... tumbling down the hill right behind him.
"HIEEE!" Tsuna shrieked out before disappearing into the forest as he tumbled down the hill.
"..." The guys just stood there, big eye's and all. Did this happen every day? More importantly... where the heck is the guy?
"...Not good." Tokiya muttered under his breath. If something happens to Vongola Decimo, it won't end well for any of them
"Please don't tell me we have to look for him." Jake muttered under his breath. If he does this now, he'll feel like he'll have to keep doing this.
"Man oh man." Ryuuji sighed. Even if he didn't put it out on his face, he was actually worried how the girls were doing. Hamuko might do something stupid... again and accidentally pull Chrome in. Wouldn't be good at all. He didn't focus so much on Tsuna. After all... a real man would take care of his own problems. Ryuuji would rather spend his time sleeping or making sure the girls were all right than help out Tsuna. The kid should learn how to stand on his own two feet. It's actually kind of sad that the kid is Vongola Decimo. He has no idea how long Reborn has been training the kid but... it apparently was not enough. The kid will be eaten alive.
"No choice really. If we don't, I have a feeling that the dude will get himself into trouble." Grey said, sighing out loud. Oh boy, he has a feeling this is going to be one LONG mission.
"Yeah. I don't see any problem helping him out." Kazuma said nodding to himself. It would be good to help him out... and if he got a good enough lay out of the forest, he could lay an untold amount of traps and pranks through out it. It would be amazing.
'Hmph. I think Kazuma would be good for helping me out on Tsuna's training course.' Reborn thought. 'Yes. Kazuma would be great help in creating traps for Tsuna's course.' Reborn couldn't help it. He let out a small evil smile for a second before going back into his regular smirk. But Tokiya noticed it. And Tokiya definitely did not like that look. Whatever Reborn-san was planning, he hoped it didn't include him.
"KYAH!" A loud voice out of nowhere came out. Right form the forest and where Tsuna was. Everyone was on alert. Could the enemy have gotten here already, and this fast?
"Ah." Dayo said startled. The others turned around to look at him. "I know that voice."
…
With Tsuna... and his surprise guests
"HIEE!" Tsuna shouted as he tumbled down the hill. How was this even possible? How did that hill even appear? He was pretty sure there wasn't a hill there before. Seriously, it's like the world is after to get him and Reborn is helping it.
As Tsuna tumbles down the really high hill into the forest, Evangeline, Chachamaru and Leche stopped when they heard a mysterious noise. It sounded like a long drawn out screech similar to a girls. It was quite weird.
"Do you hear that?" Leche asked, wide eye. Evangeline nodded and was getting prepared to cast her magic if needed. Chachamaru was getting ready with her weapons system in case she needed to defend her mistress and Leche. Th noise got louder and louder and closer as well. The more closer and louder it got, the more they were able to make of it.
"HIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
" 'Hie'?" Evangeline muttered under her breath. What type of creature makes that noise?
"OI! SLOW DOWN!"
"STOP TUMBLING OR WE'RE GOING TO FALL DOWN!"
"OH CRAP!"
Evangeline went wide eye at the last voice. It was that stupid hanyo of a vampire. The one she made go through 2 hours more of tort- training. What was he yelling at to stop? ...And more importantly... why?
"HIEEE!"
Leche just got enough time to look up to see some sort of blob fall out of the trees and fall on top of her.
For Tsuna, he was deathly afraid of this. This event happening reminded him to much of the sauna event a few months ago with Reborn and Chrome. He landed on some pony tail girl with orange – pink hair (Thanks Ignisha) and accidentally grabbed her big boobs. She then sent him flying into space... or the fountain where his head almost made him bleed to death. He never did find out who she was or how she got the strength to do so.
But since THAT event almost got him killed, he had a deathly fear that this was the same type of event.
"BLAGH!" "KYAH!"
Both Leche and Tsuna fell down on each other. Leche only stumbled backwards thought and landed on her but with her legs spread wide open. Tsuna fell down on his face... HARD... and was in pain.
"GHRRRG!" Tsuna sounded out as he held his face in his hands. Oh damn it to hell, Tsuna was in a hell a lot of pain. He landed his nose on a rock. A ROCK! He really does believe the universe is out to get him and Reborn is only helping it out. But as if to follow Tsuna's theory, the universe decided that Tsuna should look up.
"ITAI!" Tsuna shouted out but when he looked up he noticed... white panties with a decoration of a rose? He then went wide eye when he noticed it was a GIRL in front of him... and he is looking up up her skirt!
"HIEE! I'M SORRY!' Tsuna shouted out before bowing down and moving his head up and down at the speed of sound. ...He's getting faster at this. But he forgot the spikyness and density of his hair as he bow his head up and down. It began to create a wind draft and began to flow around the girls leg area.
"Fuah! Stop that, it feels weird!" Leche said as she close her legs She blushed at the weird feeling and closed her eyes.
"..." Tsuna was silent as he looked at this girl. It wasn't because she was very beautiful (Thought it was true) or the fact he had just looked up her skirt (Though it had a factor in it)... it was because of the way she sounded like. He remembered the time when Reborn forced him to play an Ero game saying it was to build up resistance of girls. (Though unfortunately Kyoko and Haru accidentally walked on the part where he found the hentai scene on it. Seriously, though why did Reborn have to blame it all on him when he was only following orders for the fear of death from punishment.) This girl... sounded exactly like her. And the way she was posed and said it with her innocent cute voice made Tsuna lose it.
*SPLOOSH*
"KYAH! HIS FACE EXPLODED!" Leche screamed out in fear. What happen to the boy? Was he okay?
"HIS FACE DIDN'T EXPLODE YOU DIMWIT! HE GOT A NOSEBLEED!" Evangeline shouted at the girl.
"Huh?" Leche tilted her head cutely as she looked puzzled. "Why did he get a nosebleed?"
"WHY?" Evangeline screeched. "IT'S BECAUSE HE LOOKED UP YOUR SKIRT!"
"Huh?" Leche was still confused. Do boys normally have their heads explode when they look up a girls skirt. Oh no! What if big bro looks up her skirt? Will his face explode too?
Evangeline face palmed her face when she can tell the thoughts of the young angel goddess. This girl really needs some professional help. There should be a limit to cuteness and innocence. Who else is this blatant oblivious and stupid?
(Achoo!
ARE YOU OKAY KYOKO-CHAN?
I'm okay Onii-san! Wonder why I sneezed?)
Chachamaru stared at the boy. He had a weird aura surrounding him. It wasn't magical energy... but it wasn't Ki either. She didn't know what to make of it and decided to do a full body scan while Mistress tried to teach Leche common sense and morals again.
Her eye's widen at the information she had gotten. The boy had a huge mass of orange energy in him. It looked like flame within him. But if didn't burn him up or mash around widely. It was actually quite... calm and relaxing to see it. She thought she might have made a mistake since the boy was so close to Leche, but no. This power... was coming directly from him. And whatever it was, it was powerful. Not as strong as master, but a lot more powerful than any mage she has seen so far.
'I should tell master about this later.' Chachamaru told herself as her programming began to save the information in her head. As she finished, new types of high energy began to come closer. One of them she could tell was Dayo, while the other one was Grey. But she couldn't tell apart the other ones. They were all uniquely different. In fact, one of them seem to be two separate energies but were in fact merging together while the other one seemed to resemble a bright sun. it was so bright that the robot actually had to turn off her body scan before it broke her eyes. She couldn't believe. Just by looking at the power source her eyes almost broke.
"Look and listen carefully." Evangeline said while gritting her teeth. "Boys get nose bleeds when they see or touch a part of a women they are not suppose to. But it only happens in adolescent boys or old men. More mature men don't react to it at all. Understand?"
"Um, I think." Leche said while putting a finger on her mouth. "But... why did this boy get a nosebleed form looking at my skirt?"
'Grrrr.' Evangeline thought. "Listen to this very carefully. Boys. Can. Not. Look. Up. A. GIRL'S SKIRT, GOT IT MEMORIZE?"
"Um... yes," Leche answered back, but she tilted her head cutely, "but that still doesn't answer my question."
"GAHH!" Evangeline screamed out while pulling her hair. Someone really needs to get this girl some professional help.
"Ano... Master?' Chachamaru said while raising her hand in order to calm down her tiny little chibi master.
"WHAT?" Evangeline yelled out. She was about to finally break from the girl.
"We have guests." Chachamaru replied while pointing at the boys.
Evangeline turned around to see a bunch of guys sweatdropping at the scene in front of them. Well actually one of them had a look of horror (Grey), another looked scared out of his mind (Dayo), the rest had a 'WTF mate?' look on them, and the other was walking towards the boy that had fainted (Reborn).
"Ah!" Evangeline said, her face frozen but getting red rapidly at the same time. "W-W-W-W-W-"
"You know," Jake began to say, "when we started to chase after the guy, I wasn't expecting to see a little girl screaming her head off at some robot cosplay girl while the guy is looking up another cute girls skirt."
"LITTLE?" Evangeline screamed.
"Oh hell." Grey muttered under his breath. He began to slowly walk by Chachamaru, seeing how she was the only one that Evangeline had a hard time trying to kill. Ryuuji began to follow Grey as well. He had a feeling things were about to get bad. Kazuma followed Dayo as he made his way to his little sister and Reborn. He did NOT like to see that the boy who fell down was in a position that was looking up a girl's skirt. Especially considering that the girl was his sister.
"Fnn. It looks like as if Dame – Tsuna fell down and looked up another girls skirt again." Reborn said nonchalantly. He was stepping on his now unconscious students head and was looking at the girl, who was sitting on her knees now without her skirt open. She was afraid her brothers nose would bleed like the poor guy in front of her. Who knew she had the power to make guy's face explode when they look up her skirt? Though why did she like it a bit when he began to bow down rapidly?
"Snrg." Dayo squeaked out. He was actually going to reprimand the boy for looking up his little sisters skirt (who looked like she had no clue as to what was happening) but thanks to Evangeline and Chachamaru's presence, he was to scare. He could see the dark aura coming from Evangeline, and he had a bad feeling that some of it was pointed in his direction. ...Oh yeah. He left Leche with no directions because Evangeline scares him. Like every other crazy girl he meets.
" 'Snrg'?" Ryuuji copied him with a raised eyebrow. What was wrong with him? ...Ah that didn't matter. He had to make sure the girl was alright from the idiot that was tumbling down the hill.
"Hey." Ryuuji said to the girl. She turned around to look at him. "You alright?"
"Huh?" Leche tilted her head. "Oh yeah! I'm alright!' She said while giving him a big smile. This person seems like good person!
"Well that's good." Kazuma said with a smile. At least the girl wasn't hurt. So it was only 1 casualty out of 2. Speaking of their casualty...
"Um..." Grey said while staring at Reborn, who was still standing on the kids head. "...Shouldn't we help the guy out?
"Huh? Help Dame – Tsuna?" Reborn said, while tilting his head cutely and looking innocent like Leche. "Is helping an idiot like him a good thing?" Reborn asked innocently.
"Oi, oi." Grey muttered under his breath. Yep. This guy was as bad as Evangeline. He was screwed with the training.
"How interesting." Tokiya muttered under his breath. While Jake was being held by the robot and the little girl was about to aim a kick towards his family jewels, Tokiya began to analyzed her.
'This can't be a coincidence.' Tokiya thought as he looked at the girl. 'She gives off the same type of aura that Grey has. And it doesn't feel right. Could she possibly be...'
"Hey." A voiced called out towards Evangeline. She stopped from kicking the guy in the family jewels for calling her little. She was not little she was CURSED. She saw the guy with glasses and blue hair looking at her, studying her.
'Well now, maybe not all these people are total rejects.' Evangeline thought to her self.
"What are you?" Tokiya asked bluntly. He thought there would be no reason to beat around the bush. Knowing this information would be quite strategical in the future.
"Hmm? What could you ever possibly mean?" Evangeline asked innocently. She went big eyed and tilted her head cutely. "Big brother is weird. I'm only a normal middle school girl." She replied.
Tokiya still stared at the girl. "I'm not here to play games. And I'm no a sis – con. So don't even try." He replied back to her, his eyes not leaving off her.
"Hoh?" Evangeline said, amused by the whole situation. This little human thinks he can match her? "If your not a sis – con then what is your fetish?" She asked back playfully, hoping to catch the boy off.
It didn't work liked she planned. "I have a shy girl fetish." He admitted, his face not changing one bit from admitting the answer. "Now," He said while glaring at the little girl, "Answer the question."
'Please, Please, PLEASE let me out to do damage.' Ketsu asked, excited by the prospect of fighting someone. He was still hunged up from the fact that he couldn't fight that pistol girl yesterday.
'No.' Sui replied back. 'Your not needed now. What I need is brains right now, not brawns.'
'FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-' Ketsu yelled out in his mind before Sui tuned him out of his mind from his latest curse rant.
"Hmmm. I wonder if I should." Evangeline said. She loved toying with this new guy. "I guess I have no problem with answering your question, though it looks like as if you already guessed it." She gave him a savage grin, "I am a full blood vampire. My full name is Evangeline A. K. Mcdoll." She said, laying it thick when she gave him a sweet smile.
"..." Tokiya said nothing, but his eyes went big and he sweated a little. While during his night time studying with Jake, he came across something interesting that pertained to this chibi girl. Or at least the name. If came across as a little legend in the Vongola history books talking about how the Vongola Primo had a very desperate battle against a tall beautiful woman named Evangeline A. K. Mcdoll, who claimed that she was a full blood vampire. But... it never said the outcome of the battle. It did say that he was missing though for quite a while afterward. If this really was the so called full blood vampire... then this mission went on a different level then he originally thought about. This might get bad.
Evangeline smirked as she saw that the boy tensed up at hearing her name and was actually looking nervous there for a second. But inside of her head, she was downright confused. This boy was from an underground assassin group. Why would he be afraid of a name... that was only feared in the magical world? Could there have been some records of her that she didn't know of? ….Or please don't tell her that this idiot is expecting her to sparkle. She swears that when she gets her full powers back she is going to kill that damn accursed author. Making vampire's sparkle? Really?
"Fnn. Evangeline stop teasing the boy and come over here." Reborn said. While he did enjoy seeing someone being teased with, there was business to be done about.
"Hmph. Who said you could boss me around, Sun Arcobaleno?" Evangeline put her nose up and said arrogantly. She and the Arcobaleno had history together. Some of them with a few members were good. Others... made her want to finish those battles they could never finish because of those idiotic mages chasing her.
"Were we forgotten?' Kazuma whispered to Grey and Ryuuji while trying to help Jake get back up.
"I don't know." Grey muttered back. Ryuuji sighed. "I think that we just weren't need for Tokiya to find out about the little chibi vampire."
Jake just look at them while he was still on the ground. "Screw. The. Conversation. Help. Me. Up. Damn. You." He wheezed out through the pain he felt.
"Huh?" The guys said before staring back at their friend.
"Ah. Opps." Kazuma said while smiling sheepishly.
"Yeah, yeah." Grey muttered under his breath
"Man oh man." Ryuuji sighed. He felt like he was sighing to much in this span of two days.
Leche was there the whole entire time she saw the wierdness happen.
"...These guy's are weird, huh Onii-chan?" Leche asked. She didn't get an answer and turned around to look at him. "Onii – chan."
Dayo said nothing but looked at fear at the scene before him. Right in front of him. Two girls. One with purple pineapple hair and a eye patch. Another one with red brunette hair and eyes. Oh fuck.
"Um... what is going on?" Hamuko asked. What the hell happened is what she was going to say, but thought it might be a bad idea.
Everyone turned around to each other and it was as if they all had the same telepathic message together.
"Nothing." They replied back.
"Right." Hamuko said while sweatdropping. Chrome just stared at the position. Why was her boss right under this girl's skirt? She wants answers. And she will get them.
"..." Chachamaru recorded this whole entire thing on video. She thought about giving it to Asakura later for blackmail. Asakura asked her to do this, saying that it will help her out later.
….
With the whole group
"Ouch." Tsuna moaned as he began to come back to the light of the living. His whole entire body felt like it was in a massive amount of pain. Though he also felt very dizzy and light headed. And his head hurt the most. He tried to sit up but his bones ached in protest. It was to difficult for him to try to put weight onto his arms. "Gah..." Tsuna moaned out. What happened? All he could remember was that Reborn kicked him and he began to tumbled down the hill. Oh how he hated that hill! Why did it have so many sharp and hard rocks? But … what happened after that? As Tsuna concentrated on trying to remember, he didn't notice that his head was lying on someone's lap. But he felt some movement under his head and began to notice it.
"What." Tsuna began before he looked up to see the face of the person that allowed for him to rest on their lap. It was a girl. And not just any girl. It was the same girl who's skirt that he -
"NGYYA!" Tsuna screamed out. He tried to stand up but his whole entire body protested and he was in too much pain. He fell right back down on to the girl's lap.
"Ah!" Leche said startled. She was surprised by the boy all of a sudden shouting. She didn't even noticed he had woke up! "Ah! Your awake!" She said cheerfully.
Tsuna could only looked incredulously at the girl. He looks up her skirt and she allows him to rest on her lap? Who was this girl anyway?
"Daijoubu?" Leche asked frowning. Was this boy still hurt?
"A-Ah." Tsuna began to stuttered out. "N-Not really. I-I can't s-s-s-stand up." He said. It was actually embarrassing for him to admit it. That he couldn't stand up do to blood loss from the nose bleed he got from looking up her skirt. "M-My body actually kind of hurts a lot."
"Really?" Leche asked wide eye. She got a little concern from the kid. He did looked like he was banged up a bit. Did he get that hurt from looking up her skirt? Oh no! Was it her fault?
"Well I'll take you to the nurse's office after we're done with the meeting!" The girl said to Tsuna cheerfully, giving him a nice big smile. Tsuna had to admit it, she really was pretty cute.
"A-Ah..." Tsuna began to say, "A-Arigatou." He told her, while turning his head around so she couldn't see his blush. The girl smiled at him.
"...Dame – Tsuna. While I am happy that your taking the 'Finding the wife' mission seriously, we're in the middle of a meeting. Stop flirting." Reborn's voice came out.
"Hrk." 'No way. Please don't tell me I just had this moment in front of Reborn!' Tsuna begged in his mind. He slowly turned around his head to see... the Darkwater group, Reborn and Chrome, Dayo, and two new girls staring at him.
"Way to go man." Jake said and gave him a wink and thumbs up.
"Uh no Jake, I think you have the wrong idea." Grey said, while sweatdropping.
"Hmm. Didn't think that Tsuna had the balls or guts to do this! Nice job!" Kazuma said while giving him two thumbs up and a smile.
"Man oh man, your as bad as Jake." Ryuuji muttered under his breath.
"Snurgle." Dayo squeaked out. He was unfortunately stuck between Evangeline and Hamuko and he had no way of escape. He knew that this was Reborn's fault. But he really want to tell off that kid for flirting with his little sister. After all, it is his job as a teacher.
"Hoh. He does look like Vongola Primo." Evangeline said while smirking at the blushing boy. 'And he acts just like Giotto did when I let him rest on my lap after our battle ended with his victory.' She said, smiling at the memory.
"..."Chachamaru was just looking at the situation, and recorded it like she did earlier.
'OH NO OH NO OH NO!' Hamuko thought furiously in her head and she grabbed her hair with both her hands. 'THIS IS RUINING MY GET CHROME AND TSUNA TOGETHER PLAN!' She thought as she finally remembered what she was talking about earlier with Chrome.
"..." Chrome said nothing and her hair covered the her face, but she felt awful inside. She was really jealous and felt really angry at the scene. Why didn't she offer her lap instead of this girl? Why couldn't she get the courage to do so?
"Vongola Decimo," Tokiya began to say, "While it is commendable your loyalty to both missions I must say that you should choose a time and place where to do so."
"YOUR ALL TAKING THIS THE WRONG WAY!" Tsuna shouted out in in indignation. He glared at the person responsible for this whole mess. Reborn just looked innocent at him.
"Tokiya's right Dame – Tsuna." Reborn said as he had an evil glint in his eye. "If you want, I can give you the Vongola dating book to help you out with the girls later on that you'll meet." Reborn said innocently, noticing the dark aura around Chrome getting bigger.
"DON'T ADD OIL TO THE FIRE!" Tsuna yelled out.
"Hmm?" Leche said, tilting her head cutely.
'She's to much like Kyoko-chan!' Tsuna thought in his head while sweatdropping. While he didn't want to admit it out loud, he did think that his crush was a bit of an airhead.
'No Dame – Tsuna.' Reborn thought. 'This girl is a lot more smarter than Kyoko.'
"Kufufu. It looks as if you made Chrome-chan a bit hurt, Vongola." A creepy pedophilac voice filled in the air. Everyone turned around to see a boy version of Chrome taking her place. It was Mukuro. And while though it seemed he was smiling, Tsuna can see the angry aura around him. Apparently, Chrome lost herself in anger and in jealousy which made her get to lost in her head which allowed Mukuro to come forth.
'NOW what did I do THIS time that is making Mukuro angry!' Tsuna wailed in his head.
"Now M-Mukuro-san," Tsuna stuttered out, hoping he could calm down this one (Mukuro) before the other one (Reborn) makes it more difficult for him to survive, "N-Now whatever I did to make you mad for, I-I'm s-sorry?" Tsuna squeaked out.
"Hmmm. Nope!" Mukuro said while giving Tsuna an evil happy smile. "Not enough to make me happy! I'll end your life now!" He said darkly while giving him the enigmatic smile he always did. He raised his trident and made a lunge for Tsuna.
"HEEI! NO!" He shrieked before jumping to the left and dodging the blow. He grabbed a hold of Leche shoulder and took her out of Mukuro's trident just before it pierced the both of them.
"KYAH!" Leche screamed out. She just had enough time to noticed that the trident just went above her head and went straight into the tree. She fell down on top of Tsuna only to... accidentally squish his head between her breast.
'NOT AGAIN!' Tsuna could only cry out in his head before he lost himself in it. He looked up this girl's skirt and now he was squished between her breast? He really does feel like a character in an ecchi harem anime.
"Itai." Leche said while rubbing her forehead. She hit a rock! It hurt! But she felt something really weird. It was something between her breasts. What could it be?
"...I want to be this guy." Jake murmured under his breath.
"And I would personally like to shove a grenade up your ass, but dreams don't always come true." Hamuko hissed under her breath. Jake went wide eye and decided to make sure he was as far away as from Hamuko he could be.
"Your both arguing while the boss is being attacked." Grey muttered under his breath incredulously. He reached out for his guns, only to remember he was actually out of energy because of Evangeline's training last night that made him so tired.
"Kufufufu~ Now you can't dodge since your stuck between those useless behemoths." Mukuro smirked as he was about to pierce him. 'Wait. Why did I think they were useless?' Mukuro thought a bit before he shrugged and decided to scratch him and take over the body.
But it seems as if Ryuuji decided to get between them. He jumped straight between Mukuro's trident and blocked it with his sword.
"Hoh?" Mukuro said while raising his eyebrow. "Kufufufu, what is this? Are you actually defending the boy?"
"No." Ryuuji replied before pushing his sword forward. Mukuro's trident slid out of his hand and fell down onto the ground. "I could care less about kid. The only reason I went in was you were about hit the girl with him.
'YOU ONLY INTERVENVED FOR THE GIRL?' Tsuna screamed out in his mind. He briefly thought how weird it was for him to hear considering that the girl's breast were completely enveloping him.
'Ah! He is a nice person!' Leche thought, nodding to her self while smiling. 'But, how did I get the Tuna boy between my breast?' She asked herself when she noticed Tsuna stuck in a precocious position. 'Ah well!' She happily thought before pushing him off.
Ryuuji took a stance as he crouched down and put his hand on the blade. He didn't want to hurt the guy, considering that he was only using the girl's body, but he didn't want the guy try to hurt the girl. 'Man oh man, why do I have to be the hero?' he asked himself before he rushed towards Mukuro.
"!" Mukuro was surprised by the speed that the boy used. Ryuuji rushed towards him and as he got closer his hand began to lift up his scabbard. Ryuuji made it a policy not to kill anyone if he can help it. It's not like he was a Shonen Jump hero. He just did not like killing people unless it was completely necessary. Also... if the person is dead, its hard to interrogate and get more information.
Just as Ryuuji was about to hit Mukuro straight across the neck and knock him out, his scabbard went completely through the body and hit the bark of the tree right behind him. Mukuro's body dissolved into a mist and he appeared behind Ryuuji, raising his trident with a mocking smile and swung it towards his chest at high speeds.
Ryuuji's eyes went wide before he he pulled his sword from his sheath to block the incoming trident just before it had hit him.
"Kufufufu. Looks as if the gentlemen here isn't all talk." Mukuro said with a smirk. He pushed his trident off making Ryuuji stumbled a little before he rushed towards him.
"Oh come on!" Ryuuji muttered under his breath. He blocked the attack again and try to follow up with a counter attack. He pushed the trident off to his side and swung as fast as he could towards the neck area again. He figured knocking him out would be better then trying to break the ribs. Though it looked like he might have to do that.
Mukuro dodged the attack as skimmed the top of his hair. He was fairly pissed off. He really felt as if he was finally going to take over Vongola Decimo's body only to have this heterochromia, orange bonnet wearing boy to stop him. No one but Mukuro was allowed to have different color eye's. It was his gig and it was also a symbol if his power and the pain he had to endured dying 6 different times. He decided that now was the time use his illusions on him. Ryuuji thought now was the time to use Honoryuu because this was now annoying him.
But before any of the two could could use their weapons, Dayo choosed to act. And by choose, I mean Reborn kicked Dayo right in between the battle before Dayo landed in the middle on his feet and held out his two hands catching both of the weapons.
"Kufufufu. Looks as if the useless otaku isn't so useless, eh?" Mukuro said while trying to get his trident out of Dayo's hand. Ryuuji stayed silent but he tried as well to take his sword out of his hands, but with no success. No matter how hard they tugged, they could not remove their weapons from his hands. It was a wonder to them how he wasn't bleeding even though they kept on tugging on the weapons. Dayo turned around to Mukuro looking firmly and asked, "If I let go of your weapon, will you still continue to fight or do I have to go to the Vendicare and kick your ass?"
Mukuro said nothing but looked angrily at Dayo. Dayo didn't flinched and looked at Mukuro bored. "Tch. Whatever." Mukuro muttered under his breath. Dayo took that as a yes. He took a breath of relief before turning Ryuuji. "And you?" Dayo asked, raising his eyebrow.
"..." Ryuuji said nothing but his sword back by his side. He was actually a little glad that Dayo stopped them. He didn't want to reveal his Flame Energist or his Mushin Eye to soon. It be bad if he revealed his strongest moves already. But then again, it was only a little. The pineapple kind of pissed him off.
"Whew." Dayo sighed while wiping his forehead. That could have gotten pretty bad if he hadn't interfered. Not like he wanted to. But it looked as if Reborn would have made anyway in some different form. Reborn's a devil no matter where you go. But still... ay least he was able to prevent two guys from killing each other.
'Fnn. It looks as if Ryuuji has some skill with the katana. He might be able to fight Yamamoto one on one.' Reborn thought with a smirk. 'The strength of the family will grow once I'm able to gather all of these group of people into Dame – Tsuna's family.' Yes. It seems as if Reborn's found a new unfortunate group of people to become a part of the chaos and destruction of Tsuna's Vongola family.
"Kufufu. It seems as if all this fighting has tired me out." Mukuro said as he yawned. "Oh well.~ It was fun fighting you, Katana-brat.~" Mukuro said, insulting Ryuuji. He was pissed off at him for stopping him from taking over Vongola's Decimo body. He thought he actually had it this time.
"Whatever. Stupid Pineapple." Ryuuji snarled back at him, glaring with angry eyes. Mukuro glared right back at him. Tsuna could just imagine the sparks flying between them.
"HIEEE! NO MORE FIGHTING YOU GUYS!" Tsuna cried out.
"Dame – Tsuna. You should have more control over your family." Reborn said while smirking. He had the perfect idea how to make Tsuna better. "Fight with your Dying Will." Reborn held out his hand and Leon shaped shift into a gun. He then pointed at Tsuna shot the bullet.
"HIEE!" Except it all went down the gutter when Tsuna- yes Tsuna- actually dodge the bullet by accidentally falling down onto Hamuko's lap. ...This guy trips to much. And why does he always land on a girls lap? Is it too much to ask for me to land on a cute girls lap? Tch. I hate you Tsuna.
Tsuna shivered.
"What's wrong?" Hamuko asked while blushing a little.
"Nothing." Tsuna said while still shivering. "I think that I somehow offended some great god or controller of my fate somehow."
Oh dear. ….I have to stop breaking the fourth wall. I might actually make this story more confusing then it already is.
"Yes well." Evangeline started out while her eyebrow was twitching. "If we can cut the crap and retarded stuff here, can we please continue the meeting? I rather not be late to class and have some stupid magic brat come whining and crying to me why I was late. And I'm pretty sure not one of you has told anyone your in the mafia." Evangeline concluded. Chachamaru sat by her master and said nothing.
"Unfortunately, the chibi here is right." Tokiya commented . (WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CHIBI?) "So if everyone is willing to sit down and finally talk about how this is going to work, we can finish this and get to class on time."
"Teacher's pet." Jake muttered under his breath. Just like back at the Academy. Tokiya hates to not do something and be the best at it. He may not say or show much, but once one has gotten past his two personality's, they can see how diverse he is.
Still. No one complained and all sat down in a circle. That's when the REAL meeting finally began.
...About damn time this story begins.
….
"Okay now. I believe introductions are in order." Reborn began. "So these people will introduce themselves to the rest of you and Dame – Tsuna."
'WHY AM I IN MY OWN CATEGORY?' Tsuna screamed out in his head.
"You will start off." Reborn said, ignoring Tsuna and nodding to the left of him was Dayo. Reborn decided to settled down and sit on Leche's lap while Dayo was on the left of him. After Dayo was Evangeline and Chachamaru. The Darkwater group sat to the right of Leche. First it was Tokiya, then it was Kazuma, next Grey, then Jake, and then Hamuko glaring at Jake in case he tried something funny.
"Okay" Dayo said. "*AHEM* Hello. My name is Gbolahan Temidayo Kayode."
'WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THE LONG NAME?' Everyone shouted out in their heads.
"But you can call me Dayo Kayode for short." He said smiling at them. "Your turn Leche!"
OK~ Onii – chan." leche said with a smile. "My name is Yant or Ciel! But you can call me Leche or Milk – chan!" She said brightly.
'WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY BEING NAMED AFTER A PRODUCE?' Tsuna shouted out in his head.
"And Dayo is my big brother." she said happily. She then launched herself onto her brother's arm and cuddled with him by hugging him.
"Erm... Leche?"
"Yes Nii – San?" She said, losing her self in happy bliss.
"...You're cutting off all feeling on my arm." He said while trying to release himself from her iron grip.
"I guess I'll start off now." Evangeline grumbled. "My name is Evangeline A.K McDowell, or Mistress is what the rest of you should call me." She said smugly and haughtily. She thought to herself why not make them? She was vastly stronger than them, so they had no reason to complain about it. They should feel PRIVILEGE.
'Like hell we will.' The Darkwater group said. Tsuna and Chrome just sweatdropped at the scene before them.
"And next to me is my servant, Karakuri Chachamaru." Said robot girl nodded towards them. "It is nice to meet you." She said, bowing her head down.
'Polite.' Everyone thought.
"They will be your teachers in the defense and offense against magic." Reborn said. "Dayo will be teaching the boys the basics about magic while Leche focuses on the girls. They will be teaching you the rules on how to use magic and also the ways on how each type of spell works." He said while talking to everyone. Tokiya was mentally taking in every word that Reborn said. He wanted to make sure he had remembered it all since everyone else would most likely forget it.
"Evangeline and Chachamaru here will be battling you with magic combat. You will be put through the most painful types of simulation and mock battles both me and Evangeline can think of. And yes Dame – Tsuna, I will ESPECIALLY make sure yours twice as painful as everyone else's."
"BUT I DIDN'T EVEN ASK ANYTHING!" Tsuna screamed in hysteria. 'WHY ME?'
"Because you are my student." Reborn replied back to Tsuna's question in his head. "And I enjoy it."
"Please stop using my misery as your way of enjoyment."
"Never." Reborn said. "Anyways, by the time we are at the end of our training, you will be able to go through the painful and strongest spells without dying and feeling it. You will be able to continue on even through the most dangerous environments. You will be able to master the ways of the brotherhood."
"...What brotherhood?"
"Shut up." Reborn swung his Leon hammer straight at Tsuna's head and launched him towards the tree. "Anyways what are your complaints?"
"...Can I skip it?' Jake asked.
"No."
"...Are we really going through all that pain stuff you mentioned about?" Kazuma asked while sweatdropping.
"Yes. And I made it sound a whole lot less painful then what really is going to happen."
"...Will learning this magic help me out with my illusions?" Chrome asked softly.
"Very much so. You might yourself being able to do stuff you could only dream of. Added with your Mist element, you and Mukuro should be able to do a lot of powerful illusions." Reborn replied while smirking. Chrome blushed at the compliment. She was really happy Reborn thought so much of her.
"...I already have Evangeline training me, so do I have to stay with Dayo?" Grey asked. He really hoped so. A lot less time with her, meant a lot more time LIVING!
"Hmmm. I do not understand the circumstances as I only found out now," Reborn pointed out while glaring at Evangeline for not telling him. Said Chibi vampire was looking at him bored as her face look as if to say 'So?'. "So if she herself wishes to teach you, then she will teach you herself."
'Dammit.' Grey thought to himself in despair. Why did he get the sadistic bitch as a teacher?
"...Can we leave now? We're going to be late on the first day?"Ryuuji said, looking at the time on his watch.
"Fnn, fine. Dame – Tsuna, don't forget that I'm making you do triple training this night."
"Y-yes Reborn." Tsuna said while crying his eyes out.
"We better hurry back then." Evangeline said. "I rather not have that brat whine at me now so I'm leaving."
"Yeah. I better go help out my little brother. Heaven knows that he needs it." Dayo sighed as he remember all the situations his brother gets him into.
He stood up as the same time that Evangeline and Chachamaru did. "Leche, you should get ready for class too."
"Okay Nii – chan." Leche said sulkily. She didn't want to leave her brother, but she had class to attend to.
Reborn jumped off her lap as she stood up. She then used her hand to wipe any dirt and stuff she had on her clothes as best as she could. She then turned around and grabbed her bag and ran back towards school.
"Bye Tuna – san! Chibi – chan! Cha-cha – chan! Nice Katana – san! Onii – chan!" Lech yelled out while waving her hand as she ran back to class.
"DON'T CALL US THAT!" Both Tsuna and Evangeline yelled out to the girl. Chachamaru began to smile. (I bet you forgot about her. I know I did.)
" 'Nice Katana – san'?" Ryuuji muttered under his breath, questioning the way the girl had labeled him. Grey, Kazuma, and Jake sniggered at the nickname the girl gave him. Hamuko put her hand on Chrome's shoulder and was trying her best and failing at smiling and laughing at the name. Tokiya said nothing but a hint of amusement was in his eyes. Dayo just smiled at his sister's innocence and the name she gave to Ryuuji. He stood up as well and began walking towards class.
"Hey! You might want to get up. Afterall," He said grinning while looking at them, "You are in my class and my little brother's as well.
"A-Ah right!" Tsuna stuttered out while clumsily trying to stand right back up. Chrome stood up as well and stood right besides Tsuna.
"School. The bane of my existence." Hamuko groaned as she stood back. She stretched out and yawned.
"I thought that was my job." Jake said, faking a hurtful tone. He stood up as well and began to brush off the dirt off his pants.
"Don't worry. You'll always holds a special place in my heart." Hamuko replied.
"Oh do I now?" Jake grinned.
"And by special, I mean I'll always hate you." Hamuko said smugly and giving him a brilliant shining smile. Jake stopped smiling and began to scowl at the girl.
"Yeah. Well at least I can remember what I say for about 10 minutes." Jake retorted back.
"I can remember things!" Hamuko insisted.
"Really?" Jake said, as if to question the girl's intelligence.
"Of course! I'm not an idiot." Hamuko said, huffing and puffing her chest.
"Then what were we talking about in the meeting." Jake asked.
"That's easy!" Hamuko began. "We were... talking about that one thing... and that one guy... stopped Ryuuji and …. that pineapple demon from... um, what was the question again?"
"You idiot." Jake sighed. She has a lot of good looks yet has the brains of a flower.
"HEY!"
As Jake and Hamuko began to bicker, Grey, Kazuma, and Ryuuji just look on at the both of them before sighing and followed Dayo to their new classes. Tsuna just deadpanned at them as Chrome began to giggle a little at the antics that her best friend was going through.
And no one noticed that Reborn had mysteriously disappear.
'Why do I feel as if this is going to be a long day today?' Tsuna asked himself as he look towards the sky and tears began to stream down his face.
Oh how right you are Tsuna. How right you are.
….
Class 3-A
"Geez Asuna." Konoka said, "No need to get all nervous."
"There is a perfectly normal reason to get nervous." Asuna replied back as her eyes kept darting back from her desk to the door. "We are getting guys. G.U.Y.S! We are getting people can could possibly like that stupid perverted brat Negi!"
"You know, I'm right here." Negi mumbled under his breath and teared up a little bit. Asuna continued on and ignored him.
"Just imagined the type of stuff they might pull!" Asuna yelled out. She stood up and put her leg on her desk and raised her hand in the air and closed it as a fist as if to challenge the... ceiling. "They might peek on us! They might make us fall on top of them and look up at our skirts! They might tear off all our clothes! They might act like brats!"
"Now that's being cruel!" Negi cried out. Asuna continued to ignore him and continued her speecj.
"WE MUST DEFEND OURSELVES! THEY ARE THE ENEMY! THEY ARE WHO WE NEED TO DEFEAT!" Asuna yelled out.
"...and now you choose to actually put effort into something and it still sounds a bit idiotic?" Negi mumbled under his breath. Asuna choose to listen him this time.
"WHAT WAS THAT YOU BRAT?" Asuna shouted at him. She grabbed by the collar and raised him into the air. "I WANT YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN!"
"WAH! I'M SORRY ASUNA – SAN! PLEASE LET ME DOWN!" Negi shrieked in terror. He was waving his arms and legs frantically and was beginning to cry a little. Why was Asuna always so cruel to him?
It took the combine efforts of Konoka and the Library Club Trio to convince Asuna to NOT beat him up.
"But still Asuna," Konoka said sighing before smiling at her friend, "I bet your actually worry about Tsuna – san!"
"Geh." Konoka hit right on the mark. She was actually worried about her new friend from yesterday. In her eyes, he looked like a small lion club, and her class? ….Like a wild pack of Hyenas ready to pounce on him.
"Hoh? Worried about a GUY you met yesterday Asuna – chan?~" Saotome Haruna asked with an evil glint in her eyes and a mischievous smile in hand. She was a part of the library Expedition club and was best friends with Ayase Yue and Miyazaki Nodoka. She was a mangaka and a darn good one to. But she tends to usually jump to conclusions... like now. "Tell Onee – san all about this boy!~ Has he stolen your poor little heart?~" she asked and began to laugh perversely. "Or has he stolen you vi-"
"NO DAMMIT! I'M NOT EVEN INTERESTED BAKA HENTAI!" Asuna shouted at the girl while blushing red like crazy. "WHERE THE HELL DID THAT EVEN COME IN TO YOUR MIND?"
"Hohoho.~ Now, now.~ No need to get all riled up! I'll make you tell all your secrets to me." Haruna said while raising up her arms and making her hands open and close, promising a huge perverted grope for Asuna if she didn't comply with her demands.
"Please stop bothering people in their daily lives Haruna – chan." Yue said sighing while grabbing one of Nodoka's books and slamming it down on her Haruna's head. "It is rude and I don't think Asuna – san appreciates it."
"Yeah! Yue – san's right Baka – otaku!" Asuna said, beaming happiness at Yue.
"Besides, the new kids are coming to class anyways. You can bother the guy when he arrives here." Yue said back to Haruna. Haruna put one fist on her hand and had an 'Oh yeah!' look.
"BAKA BLACK! WHY?" Asuna shouted at Yue.
Yue twitch at the call of her class given nickname.
"Well that's one of the reason." She muttered under her breath. She then spoke louder for all the class to hear. "Asuna – san, you called me Baka Black. Have you finally decided to accept your position as Baka Red and leader of the Baka Rangers?"
"LIKE HELL!" Asuna shouted.
"...Asuna – san, I think you have a problem with knowing how to use an indoor voice." Negi said to her. "Maybe if you stopped yelling so much, you might be able to enunciate your words clearer." He suggested to her, hoping she would take his words to heart. He really did want to help her out as her teacher and a friend. ….And her pronunciation of any English words were hard to listen to and usually kind of kill a part of his soul as an English gentlemen.
"...You really must want me to kick your ass don't you?" Asuna asked menacing. Oh yeah. She was about to crack.
It took five more minutes to stop Asuna from killing Negi.
….
"All right class! Take your seats!" Negi had shouted out as the bell had ranged. He sported a new black eye, had a few tears coming from his eyes suggesting he was crying earlier, and he looked as if a demon was chasing him constantly. Everyone looked at Asuna and saw how angry she was. They all laughed nervously at figuring out what happen. Ayaka looked downright furious with her and was desperately hoping she could get that girl after class." Now a few of you may know, that we are going to have transfer students into our school." A few of the girls had nodded their heads in acknowledgment. "But what you do not know is that most of them are boys." Negi braced himself by covering his ears and ducking behind the desk.
"EHHHHHHH!" A huge collective amount of girls shouted out and stood up. Boys? In Mahora Academy. ON THE GIRLS SIDE? Ayaka's fury was forgotten and Asuna stop getting angry with Negi and got worried about Tsuna and his friend again. Again. Pack. Of. Hyenas.
"Y-Yes." Negi stuttered out. "T-They are from two schools. Tw-two of the new students are from Naminori Middle School." Negi said, feeling a little bit better after the initial shock from the loud shout and noise the girls made. "The rest are from all over the world, but come from the same school."
'Why were they all separated?' Chisame thought to herself. She was already suspicious of that damn brat Negi. She couldn't handle it if all these guys were complete perverts like him.
"What's the name of the other one's school?" Kakizaki Misa asked the teacher curiously. She was of the three cheerleaders in their classrooms. She wanted to know if she could dress them up in any cute dresses! It be great if one of them would actually fit the dress and look like a girl! It's been getting hard lately considering Asuna has been a little bit more protective of him. Weird considering she use to hate him.
"U-um, I don't know." Negi confessed. The girls were shocked. "It doesn't appear here on their transfer form which school they came from. I wouldn't know where to tell you where they are from."
'Not on the form What the hell?' Chisame thought to herself, becoming more suspicious as Negi kept talking on.
"B-but I do know that they come from a very special school and are actually quite intelligent." Negi said, nodding to himself as he remembers what he read on their forms. He thought in was weird that their school wasn't on it, but the Dean had told him that there was nothing to worry about. And Dayo nii-chan said it was alright to, so everything was okay! ….Hopefully.
"Negi – kun! The new students are here!" Shizuna Minamoto voice came through the door. The girls turned around surprised. Then they began to quickly converse with each other, whispering at each other while they guessed what type of students the new kids would be.
"Nee nee Fumika – chan! Do you think these guys are going to be exciting?" Seat number 22, or other wise known as Fuka Narutaki asked her younder sister. Both Fuka and Fumika Narutaki were official middle school students though they looked liked elementary students. "I hope they are!"
"Why Fuka nee – chan?"
"Because the easy they are to excite, the funnier their reaction will be when I play pranks on them!"
"Ah! Good idea!"
….
"Tch. I hope I didn't get that wimpy guy in my class, or I'm going to kill him." Mana muttered under her breath. It's not that she hates him, it's that if he's in her class then her dad WILL be in her class.
"Ara Mana – chan? Could it be you know the new students degozaru?" Kaede asked Mana.
"Tch. Stop calling me Mana – chan." She growled under her breath.
"Ehehe... you guys are getting along as usual, eh?" Chao asked while laughing a bit nervously. "But please take your lovers spat away from where I won't get got in the cross fire."
"Shut up." Mana muttered under her breath. But she didn't make a move after that. Kaede just smiled her smile.
….
"Hmmm. I wonder if Kazuma – san will be here aru?" Ku Fei wondered out loud. She really did want to fight him again. He was a good fighter!
"Eh? You know one of them?" Kugimiya Madoka asked surprised.
"Eh?" Ku said, breaking out of her wondering mind. "Ah! I mean, I wonder who they could be? Ehehehe." She said, laughing nervously and cursing her slip up.
"Um." Madoka said while sweatdropping. "You know... that makes you even more suspicious."
"Geh."
….
'Pack of hyenas. Pack of hyenas. Pack of hyenas. Pack of hyenas. PACK OF HYENAS!' Asuna kept on screaming on her mind. She getting more worried by the second as she examined her classmates. Some of them she could trust, but others... will actually most of them will probably attack Tsuna the moment he's alone and within their sights.
"Okay. I'll get them!" Negi called out. He then proceeded to the door and opened it.
"NGYAA!" Negi screamed out. Everyone stopped talking and turned around to see who had scared their teacher like that!
In front of the Negi, was Evangeline, looking less than amuse and a little bit angry even though she was wearing an angelic smile.
"Now what was the point..." Evangeline began to say while folding her arms over her chest and tapping her foot in annoyance, "IN YELLING IN FRONT OF ME WHEN YOU OPEN THE DOOR?"
"WAHH! I'M SORRY EVANGELINE – CHAN!" Negi shouted out as he noticed the anger within her getting larger and larger.
"Tch. And I even made sure I was going to be here for class." She muttered under her breath.
"Eh? What was that?" Negi asked, terrified of asking her but doing it anyways.
"Nothing!" She barked backed at him. Negi squeaked in fear. He knows how powerful she is, and he's deadly afraid of her, promise or not.
"Tch. Come Chachamaru. Let's go sit down." Evangeline muttered under her breath.
"Hai." Chachamaru replied.
Evangeline and Chachamaru began to make out for their respected seats. Evangeline stopped and turned around to Negi.
"Oh yeah. Those new kids are here by the way." Evangeline said nonchalantly and then turned back and went to her seat.
Negi turned around and looked the busty women Shizuna with a little smile and with the rest of the new kids here. Negi saw Tsuna and Chrome and the other group that had came with them. One of them, a tan American / Australian looking kid with sunglasses came up to him and looked at him as if to study him.
"So this is our teacher huh?" The guy mused, as if to look at him like he was something really funny.
"Yeah." please stop scaring my little brother now will you?" Another voice came out exasperated. Negi looked around the group of new kids and saw his older brother.
"Dayo nii – chan!" Negi called out happily.
"Hey Negi!" Dayo grinned as he looked at his younger brother."How's it going? ….And why do you have a black eye and look like a demon was chasing you?" He asked quizzically as he looked at the boy.
"Ehehehe." Negi laughed nervously. "I got Asuna – san mad again."
"...Oh." Dayo said and looked nervously. "Well... I brought the transfer students here so... CARRY ON!" He bellowed out, making everyone jump. "You obviously don't need me here with those viscous be- I mean helping you out with the transfer students soooooo," He said nervously, "BYE!" He shouted out then began to sprinted down the hall. Why is he scared of this class? Let's leave that story out for another time.
"...And there he goes." Kazuma said quietly.
"Wow." Grey said stunned. "And I thought I hated fan girls."
"Just proves to show that there's a bigger woose in the world with the ladies than you are Grey." Jake said, nodding to himself.
Grey turned around and glared at Jake. "You know what? Go to hell."
Jake just shrugged his shoulders. "Sure. I'll keep all the sexy devil ladies there to myself."
"Grey. Jake. Please shut up." Tokiya said sighing. "You're making us look bad in front of the teacher."
Grey and Jake stopped arguing and turned around to look at Negi. Said 10 – year old boy looked terrified with the new students he would be getting. He was beginning to think that some god or great being was out there to make his life really bad in teaching.
"Errr."
"Ehehehe."
Grey and Jake noticed that they seem to scare the little guy.
COMMAND
Apologize
Make a Joke
Don't Care
Laugh at Him
Wing it
'Why is my mind processing this as a video game?' Hamuko thought to herself.
'And now Hamuko is thinking this situation through with commands from an RPG game.' Kazuma thought to himself. Let it be known that he gets his friends really well.
"Err, sorry about that little guy." Grey said with an apologetic look.
"Yeah. Grey's sorry that he's an ass and scared you." Jake said. Grey slowly turned around and looked at Jake.
"Fuck you."
"Sorry, not interested."
"I don't follow this conversation." Negi muttered under his breath.
'I'm kind of glad you can't.' Tsuna sweatdropped as he saw the argument between Grey and Jake.
"OI!" A loud voice came through the door scaring everyone. "DAMN BRAT! HURRY UP SO WE CAN GET CLASS OVER WITH!"
"R-right." Negi said. He then took a new breath and looked at the group. "Hi! I'm Negi Springfield and I will be your English teacher for the year! I hope to get acquainted with you and that we get along." He bowed towards them and stood back up. "Please come in the class when I call your name's out." He then proceeded to go inside the class.
….
"All right class!" Negi said out loud. Everyone stopped talking again and began to focus what was going on. They really want to see what the new kids will look like. "As you know, the transfer students are here. Please be nice to them! I will call them in one by one." Negi then cleared his throat and began to cal them in. "Tamiya Ryuuji!"
Ryuuji sighed before walking in. He stood in front of the class. Negi then told him to introduce himself. "Man oh man," He muttered under his breath. He then cleared his thoat and spoked for everyone to hear. "Tamiya Ryuuji. Nice to meet you."
"Kageyama Grey!" Setsuna's face perked up and she lifted up her head. 'Grey... - Kun?' She asked questionably in her mind.
Grey grimaced at the thought of walking class but he took a deep breath and walked in. He stood in front of the class and introduced himself.
"I'm Grey Kageyama, but I guess the eastern pronunciation would be Kageyama Grey. It's nice to see you."
'IT IS HIM!' Setsuna shouted in her head and almost stood up. This wasn't right. The guy she pretended to be a girlfriend for is in her class. WHAT IF OJOU – SAMA HEAR'S THIS? WHAT THEN?
"Reynolds Jake!"
Jake grinned to himself before walking in and standing in front of the class. He then gave a charming smile to all the girls in the class, making a few of them blush. "Yo! The name's Jake Reynolds! Hope to get to know you guys well!" He then gave a finishing blow with a killer smile and made a few girls giggle.
'Oh god no.' Chisame groaned in her head. 'A flirter.'
"Kagare Kazuma!"
Kazuma walked in smiling and then turned around to them. "Hey! The name's Kagare Kazuma! Nice to meet you guys! Hope we become good friends!" He then saw Ku Fei and Kaede. "Oh! Hi there Ku – chan! Kaede – chan!" He then began to rapidly wave his hands at him.
"Ohaiyo Kazuma – san!' Ku Fei said waving her hands at Kazuma. Kaede gave him a nod with her. "Phaiyo Kazuma – san degozaru!"
'Oh, so that's the guy!' Madoka thought to herself.
"Akakmizu Tokiya!"
Tokiya walked inside the classroom and bow towards them. "Akakmizu Tokiya." He said.
'That's it!' The class thought as one.
"Usami Hamuko!"
Hamuko grinned and practically bounced and skipped into the classroom. "OHAIYO MINNA!" She shouted out with a lot of energy. She surprised the class with her yelling. "My name Is Usami Hamuko! Let's all be friends!" She said cheerfully.
'I LIKE HER!' Fuka thought. She seemed like fun.
"Dokuru Chrome!"
Chrome shyly walked in and stood in front of the class. She looked off to the side. "Boku wa Dokuru Chrome." She said softly, making the whole entire class strain their ears.
'Another Honya.' Yue thought to herself. 'But what happened to her eye?' She studied the eye patch on her curiously.
"Sawada Tsunayoshi!"
Tsuna was a nervous wreck. He walked into the classroom... only for him to trip and fall down on his face and said in his bag flying and hitting Negi square on the side of his head.
"BLAGH!" Tsuna and Negi yelled out. Negi fell down onto the floor.
"..." The class was quite. But in actuality, most of them were trying their best not to laugh out loud.
"NEGI – SENSEI!" Ayaka screeched, breaking everyone out of their stupor. She quickly ran towards the fallen teacher and helped him up.
"Are you alright? Are your hurt? Are you bleeding? Should I call the hospital?" Ayako fretted over him frantically. She ten turned around and glared at Tsuna angrily. Tsuna, who had just gotten back up no his knees and was rubbing his head freaked out at her angry glare.
"HIEE!" He yelled out.
"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING YOU IDIO!" She screeched at him. "YOU COULD HAVE HURT HIM! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED HIM!"
"Should we help him out?" Grey asked under his breath.
"Naw. Let's sit back ad enjoy the show." Jake said.
"Sounds like a plan to me." Kazuma said.
"But I thought our job was to protect him." Hamuko muttered under her breath.
Ryuuji just shrugged his shoulders.
"OI! BAKA – IINCHO!" Asuna shouted out at her. Ayako looked at Asuna surprised. "WILL YOU LAY OFF HIM?"
'Eh?' Everyone thought as one.
"hoh? What's this?" Ayako said putting her hand to her face. "Could it be the old man fetish Asuna – chan here actually defending a boy here age?" She taunted.
"SHUT UP! AT LEAST I'M NOT A BAKA SHOTOCON LIKE YOU, BAKA – HENTAI!" Asuna yelled back. "AND SO WHAT IF I'M DEFENDING HIM?"
"I'M NOT A SHOTOCON YOU IDIOT!"
"THEN WHY THE HELL DO YOU GO AFTER EVERYTHING THAT'S 10 YEARS YOUNGER THAN YOU!"
"WELL AT LEAST I DON'T GO AFTER SOME weird 40 YEAR OLD MAN LIKE A HOUND IN HEAT!"
"WHAT?" Asuna screeched. She then charged straight after Ayakko and they began to fight again.
"HIEE! THEY'RE FIGHTING!" Tsuna yelled out in fear.
"Oh boy." Konoka said, sighing.
"Well, there goes the morning." Negi said to himself before trying to break up the fight between them.
And this author is sighing to himself. Wondering how the hell he's going to get to the real story before his characters kill each other.
Hi guys! It's me again and I have a few things to say.
I am really sorry it took me a long time to upload this. But for the past two months I've been rushing to finish my project and I had POL's and finals then 2 Exhibitions at my school. It's been really hard and took up most of my time for typing. And sometimes I forgot my story and went straight to FanFiction but shhh, I didn't tell you that.
I was originally going to make this chapter a lot more longer to try to get the first day finish, but I felt I might take longer and I wanted to get the chapter for you guys fast. So yeah, I won't be able to start the real story any time soon. Sorry about that. :(
I know that small tiny fight with Mukuro and Ryuuji SUCKED, but it's my first time doing something like that. Anyways, I wanted to let you guys know I want a few people to be my beta and help me with my mistakes or make a few scenes better. If you want to help me out, please PM me.
Another factor with the lateness has to do with the fact I only got 2 reviews. 17 + 2 = 19. That was a low blow for me. After 2 months since the last chapter and I only got 2 reviews. Though, for those who reviewed, Thanks. I appreciated it and it motivated me to continue the chapter.
Thanks to all the people that favored and alerted my story. I'll try harder to get my chapters out faster. But maybe not. I'm going to have a poll about how I should keep uploading my chapters. Whether you guys want quick one' I could each month, or if you rather me do longer chapters like this one and get the story done faster. It'll help me reach a decision I can't make in my head. So please look at it.
Today's my last day at school for the semester and I got 2 weeks off WOOT! So I'll try to see if I can finish my next chapter before I go back to Intersession.
For those who have read my other story, My Reason for Existence, yeah. I'm going to take it down and work on it and make it a WHOLE lot better. Just a quick warning for you all.
So Review, Vote in my Poll. Please do these things to help me produce much more satisfactory work for you guys. It will be out a bunch. Also, please PM me if you want to be my beta. (Once I figure out how to work it.)
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