Brittany Pierce is now friends with Rory Flanagan.
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Santana Lopez Britt, are you friending people you don't know again? A lot of them accept because they think you're pretty. Don't you remember Achmed Mohamed?
Brittany Pierce Sanny, don't be silly. Rory lives with me. He's magical.
Santana Lopez Brittany, do your parents know you've invited a magical boy to live with you?
Brittany Pierce Of course. They imported him in from Ireland for me. Don't tell anyone, but he's a leprechaun.
Santana Lopez Okay. How about we have a girls night?
Brittany Pierce Sweet Valley High?
Santana Lopez Of course, Britt.

Jacob Ben Israel Leading in the polls today is one Brittany Susan Pierce, with 58% of the vote. Behind her is the lovely and talented Miss Rachel Berry with 25% of the vote. Third is Kurt Elizabeth Hummel with 13% of the vote. Last is Rick "the Stick" Nelson, with 4% of the vote.
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Santana Lopez Yeah, suck a dick, bitches. There's no way you're getting ahead of my Brittany. She's a national icon, who's been in Teen Vogue and American Cheerleader. You suckers don't have a chance. WHO RUN THE WORLD?
Brittany Pierce BRITTANY!
Rachel Berry May I just point out that I have gained an admirable lead considering I entered the race rather late. I, also, am a girl and would break the rather unfortunate chain of male Student Council Presidents.
Santana Lopez You hardly count, man-hands.
Brittany Pierce Besides, all you're doing is taking points away from unicorn :( (Kurt Hummel likes this)
Stick Nelson WHOO! I'm totally going to win this!
Santana Lopez Fuck off, biceps for brains. You're last.

Sue Sylvester for Congress Throwing away expired food is a waste of our resources! Weevils are good nutrition! The budget for a gag-inducing show tune filled musical that qualifies as a disgustingly gay endorsement of racism and student-to-student violence packed with suggestive dance movements that act as a catalyst to every rampant teenage hormone is more than that of the Cheerios, who promote unity and a healthy image. People wonder why the Chinese are ahead of us, I say it's because they don't waste their time of frivolities.

Kurt Hummel The musical is now back on, thanks to a generous donation by the owners of Lima's three funeral parlors. West Side Story will proceed as planned.
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Maria Berry That's fantastic, Kurt. Now you've given me the opportunity to show our school what true talent is, rather than those washed-up and sloppily choreographed Cheerios routines everyone considers amazing.
Kurt Hummel Why haven't I blocked you yet? Oh, and I would change your name back. Makes you sound like even more of a narcissistic bitch. I didn't even think that was possible.

Finn Hudson is now friends with Rory Flanagan.
Brittany Pierce likes this.
Santana Lopez Who the hell is this boy that keeps popping up all over my Facebook feed?
Finn Hudson He's a foreign exchange student, and eh's thinking of joining Glee club. After all, Mercedes is gone, so we could use a new member. We can't really afford to lose any others, which is why this fundraising is so good for us right? Supporting the team?
Santana Lopez Right.
Brittany Pierce Rory, Finn doesn't get to share any of your magic, does he?
Rory Flanagan No, Brittany.
Brittany Piece Good. You should come into my room tonight, and we can watch more movies curled up on my bed, all right?
Rory Flanagan Sure, m'lady. Did you like your Lucky Charms?
Brittany Pierce I loved them! Two more wishes to my pot of gold!
Rory Flanagan Finn, I thought you said it can take years for guys to be friends on Facebook.
Finn Hudson Consider it my little welcome to America! dude.
Rory Flanagan Oh, and I heard something.
Finn Hudson You need to learn about time and place.
Brittany Pierce Isn't Finn Hudson Irish? (Rory Flanagan likes this)

Blaine Anderson And the award for the World's Biggest Unintentional Dumbass goes to: me!
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Kurt Hummel Finn.
Rachel Berry Thanks to *your* boyfriend, who *you* recruited to the New Directions in a stupid fit of insecurity and mistrust, we've now lost *three* members.
Blaine Anderson Insecurity and mistrust?
Kurt Hummel If I recall correctly, Rachel, *you* are the one who pushed Mercedes out of the group. *I* tried to reach out to her, but she felt so betrayed that I had lifted one eyebrow in the direction of your flat butt and scraggly hair that she refused to talk to me.
Artie Abrams Mercedes leaving was no one's fault. We tried to make the casting as fair as possible for everyone, but Mercedes wasn't willing to share the spotlight like Rachel was.
Kurt Hummel Oh, so the *one* time in her life Rachel decides to share the spotlight, she becomes a frickin' saint! How about all the rest of the times she bitched and whined that she wasn't the central focus? Like Sectionals, to name one. Of course, it's hard to name any others, because she only shares the spotlight if she's forced to, and Mr. Schuester doesn't understand what the word impartial means.
Rachel Berry You're just jealous because whenever we have competed, you *lost*. You refuse to admit that I deserve the spotlight because you refuse to admit that I'm more talented than you are.
Kurt Hummel No, I actually put the people I love above my solo count. Forgive me.
Speaking of solo counts, Rachel's: 11, not even counting the solos she's gotten in group numbers.
Mine: 5.
Mercedes': 7.
Santana's: 5.
Brittany's: 1.
Can't you see how you're the one to blame for this, Rachel?
Brittany Pierce Stop the violence!
Rachel Berry Maybe if you four had the talent to measure up to mine, you would have more solos. As is, the solo count is split perfectly fair by talent.
Tina Cohen-Chang Guys, stop it. Everyone in our club is really talented.
Kurt Hummel Maybe *you* should get your so-full-of-hot-air-I'm-surprised-it-hasn't-floated-away head out of your *ass* and realize that Santana could have done most of your solos equally as well, as I could have. Mercedes probably could have done *better*.
Rachel Berry I don't see why you're including yourself in this. Are you thinking of joining the all girl's group, Kurt?
Mercedes Jones Now, Santana, Brittany, aren't you glad you don't have to deal with this crap anymore? (Santana Lopez and Brittany Pierce like this)
Blaine Anderson I apologize for starting this war (both in real life and here). I was just trying to apologize for being a clueless moron and setting off the Santana-bomb, but, as Finn stated, we shouldn't turn on each other. Even if he's a little bit of a hypocrite.
Rachel Berry You should apologize. If anyone's to blame for Santana leaving, it's you!
Santana Lopez And if anyone's to blame for Brittany leaving, it's not the leprechaun shit, but Finn calling my girl an idiot. Just sayin'
Finn Hudson I'm not entirely sure what 'hypocrite' means, but you need to stop trying to push your way into the club. The only person that wants you around is Kurt.
Rachel Berry That's not true, Finn. As angry as I am with Blaine for what happened with Santana, he's a valuable asset to our group.
Finn Hudson 'Asset'. Not 'personality'. Not 'person'. *Asset*. As in, you're nothing without your voice.
Blaine Anderson Well, you certainly didn't seem angry with me when I was singing, Rachel. You couldn't have predicted this would happen either, so maybe you should stop pretending you're such a know-it-all, considering you 'only have the best interests of the team at heart'.
Finn Hudson You're one to talk about being a know-it-all.
Blaine Anderson And you're one to talk about being an idiot.
Artie Abrams Right now neither of you are one to talk about being a leader.
Tina Cohen-Chang STOP FIGHTING! ALL OF YOU! NONE OF YOU ARE HELPING THE SITUATION, AND IF YOU'RE DOING ANYTHING YOU'RE GIVING SANTANA, MERCEDES, AND BRITTANY EVEN MORE REASONS NOT TO COME BACK!

Burt Hummel for Congress Art, music, theater, and dance all encourage creativity, and for our future to be a success we're going to need creative solutions. I'm a sports man, that's for sure, and I appreciate Sue's attempts to encourage sports, but not at the expense of the arts. Music and junk do so much more, encouraging bonding and trust, a feeling of commitment and responsibility to a goal. Glee club and other things like it *save lives*. I would know, it saved my son's. Sue Sylvester is a visionary, but she sees the world from one perspective, and everyone's guilty of that. I find having a kid changes that. You start seeing the world from theirs. Don't let Sue change our kids' perspective. Write-in Burt Hummel.

Sugar Motta is now friends with Mercedes Jones, Santana Loepz, and Brittany Pierce.
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Sugar Motta We're gonna be trouble!
Brittany Pierce We're gonna kill this thing!
Santana Lopez We're gonna crush the New Directions!
Mercedes Jones Give it up from The Troubletones!
Sugar Motta And I totally love having queens around, so Kurt should definitely join.
Brittany Pierce I love my unicorn!
Santana Lopez Kurt's a queer, not a chick.
Mercedes Jones And he's not invited.
Kurt Hummel Wasn't interested. Must say, a great first song for an 'all girl power, all the time' group is about a man that has complete control over females (Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, and 6 others like this)

Sue Sylvester for Congress Burt Hummel has a baboon heart, but he opened my eyes to the true reason I am running: special education programs. My opponent and I are associated with the same public high school, a school that has no special education programs or special education teachers. If you believe special education should take priority over flying twelve kids to New York City to lose a competition, vote for Sue Sylvester.

Rory Flanagan is now friends with Rachel Berry, Blaine Anderson, and 6 others.

Rachel Berry Rory has one of the most amazing and unique voices I've heard in my entire career, and I'm honored to officially welcome him ot the New Directions.
Blaine Anderson, Finn Hudson, and 5 others like this.
Kurt Hummel Yeah, he sure is something.
Rory Flanagan Thanks guys. When I came to America I was really worried I wouldn't fit in, because I have the tendency to chatter a lot and reveal really personal things like how I accidentally told Finn I was a virgin about five seconds after I met him. I'm really glad you guys are so open and diverse, and *I'm* honored to be a part of that.
Blaine Anderson ... and I thought *I* had a bad case of word vomit.
Santana Lopez Just what the New Directions needs: another virgin with no sex appeal.
Brittany Pierce Sanny, I wish you'd stop being so mean. Kurt and everyone are our friends. I mean this like a real wish, not a leprechaun-one.
Rory Flanagan I'm really sorry about that. I was really just trying to be closer to you because you're an amazing person, Brittany, and I went about it in the wrong way.
Santana Lopez Notice the virgin everyone calls out is Kurt Hummel :S
Blaine Anderson Wow, I thought they were exaggerating, but you really are a cold-blooded bitch.
Santana Lopez Is that really a newsflash to you, Hobbit?
Rachel Berry Ignoring the really immature and unnecessary war above (some of us are proud to be virgins), I was really impressed with your range, Rory. Countertenors are extremely rare.
Sugar Motta I'm beginning to think Kurt really *would* be better off in our all-girls group with all the love you guys show him.
Rachel Berry Well, no offense intended, but Kurt's voice isn't exactly swoon-worthy.
Kurt Hummel Whereas you looked about ready to fall all over Rory's feet like a horny lapdog.
Rachel Berry So did your boyfriend.
Santana Lopez Frigid in all sorts of ways... I feel bad for Anderson's balls, and Hudson's too.
Rachel Berry I think Rory joining the club really did for us what Last Friday Night was intended to do. It reminded us of the true meaning of Glee club, and our united struggle to be the best. Rory is as much of an underdog as any of us, and we of all people should have treated him better.
Kurt Hummel Yeah, we clearly learned our lesson about treating people better. Notice: our three missing members.

A/N: So, helloFinchelfan01 ordered some Finchel fluff. Unfortunately, that doesn't really work out with this chapter (there isn't really *any* fluff in this chapter. The New Directioneers were not nice to each other). Next chapter, however, will be The First Time: Finchel's Story. I decided to split up Finchel and Klaine because there's so much going on there. Also, I just really like my pairings separate.

I found a great site for the episodes and have already downloaded up to I Kissed a Girl, so expect more frequent updates.

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